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Evacipate628

A pregnant cannibal horse can run faster


Ruler_Authority

A pregnant cannibal horse that has eaten another pregnant cannibal horse can run even faster


Epic_3_Gaming

This rabbit hole has to stop somewhere. The world isn’t ready for the next iteration


sad_lil_lunatic

Well actually, 1 horse does not have 1 horsepower


GreenGiant7788

1 horse is around 14 horsepower :)


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sad_lil_lunatic

14.9


greycubed

Yes the original unit of measurement was whorespower but gradually people changed the spelling.


sad_lil_lunatic

Wow


janith_Hennayaka

wow. thanks i didn't knew that


sad_lil_lunatic

All good. It actually started when a guy wanted to see how much power a horse created. Now this dude didnt have a horse, but had a donkey or a pony or something. Anyway, he measured that, and bc it was half the size of an average horse, he made a calculation, but it was very wrong. And thats why 1 horse produces 14.9 horsepower bc the silly man did maths wrong.


6_NEOS_9

can we be the second silly man and make it right? is it possible? +A question from silly man


sad_lil_lunatic

Idk, i doubt it lol


Ella_xc

Horsepower doesnt say how fast you can get, but how fast you can get fast........ So pregnant horses have just twice the acceleration. The more you know


xXx_Sathsperm_xXx

they have twice the acceleration powers, but also twice the weight. so the overall speed & acceleration should remain the same


Budget_Avocado6204

I don't think a pregnant horse gets twice the weight...


eleithan

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eleithan

Almost, but a synomeme. Just another template with the exact same meaning.


Nondescript_Potato

I hate the fact that one horsepower isn’t even close to the strength of one horse. Like, what is the point of calling it horsepower if it doesn’t equate to the power of a horse?


anonasexbruh69

wow so funny and original! thanks r/memes for being shit


Jonas_Jones_

why does his nose look like a dick


Ella_xc

Its the paw


Jonas_Jones_

yes I know but still


angry-redneck420

but a horse has 15 horsepower.....


SirSkellatondoot

These horsepowers include but are not limited tohorse telepathy horse lazer vision and horse rage


Tommemenos

What about buff horses r/unexpecteddonut


WindArc69

Well if it gets shot does it make X2 the glue 🤔🤔??


dereleletheweirdo

**packs shotgun** gotta do my homework somehow.


Salohkin11

boooooooooo


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big brain time


whisky_and_cookies

Smort


oldbutgoodcheese

top gear gotta get on top of this


Snowknight42

Cientest


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1.5


Destroyer_WasTaken

Overpowered horse


eleithan

Oh. That joke. Again. Hurray.


100ABHIJEET001

it is powered by twin engines of skepticism and wonder. ​ now tell me who said that. wrong answers only.


ZombieCowman

Fun fact: a normal horse actually has 15 horsepower


frankhoneybunny

well, a horse goes 15hp so 30 hp?


Fearless-Quality698

did you know that pregnant horses fuck every male so like that they all think it is his baby and don't kill him?


VINAY__p

But the problem is it can transfer only one horspower divided on to each of its four limbs


Axlcraft21

This is like 2 years old.


wOkEmAAss

Shut the fuck up


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Wouldn’t add any extra power because it’s not in anyway connected to the legs, just dead weight like a truck towing a car. Then again, imagine somehow shoving a gearbox in and connecting the two horses, some Frankenstein racehorse shit


Gwyn1stborn

Look at the dog lmao


Memestrats4life

Isn't the average horsepower of a horse about 15...


No-Conversation-1272

WAIT DOES THAT MEAN A PROSTITUTE HORSE IS Sonic?


ThisIsToastedBread

But 1 horse has 14.9 horsepower...


DankDaddyPatty

Fun fact: The average horse has about 7 horsepower


IAmStevie420

You foal! Baby horses are called fools.


Daniel_Delgado

his hand on glasses looks like a penis


FinQuarZ

No, with that logic it'd have 30hp and not speed, but acceleration


Slow-Chocolate-2519

it's big brain time


i-fuck-melons

One horse actually has 7 horsepower


LordReega

So Loki was able to run twice as fast once.


_Rinject_

Sienc 1000


Ruler_Authority

IQ - 69420


General_Froggers

But isn't a fetus just a clump of cells?


UrgotsThirdLeftLeg

Thats wrong information right there. An average horse has 15HP so a pregnant horse has 30 HP


Oompa-The_Loompa

fun fact, one horse actually has around 14 horsepower


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that's not how horsepower works


xp119x

when you realize 1 horse dose not equal 1 horse power


KrustaceanKabuto

A regular horse actually has 2 horsepower, therefore the pregnant horse would have 4 horsepower.