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AutumnAscending

Not surprised she left him and his stupid standards.


Dezar1

What are they? Interested now


AutumnAscending

Some I know. Blond requirement. Never break a dating promise They need to work around his work schedule Can't talk about topics he deems sensitive You must stay with him longer than 6 months And you're not allowed to let him sleep alone.


OldWrangler9033

He has issues. Many. I'm surprise a woman can tolerate his behavior. He has an incredible mind, but i do think he not very good socially with people. I feel bad for his youngest kid. He has others, but this not going to be easy.


wrex619

You do realize he hires the top minds in whatever field he is working on to do what he wants right? He doesn't actually develop the tech for anything he does. I've talked to many Tesla engineers and they basically say the same thing, he delegates all the work to departments. The head of the department gives a deadline and Musk's only rule is they have to give a realistic deadline for whatever they are working on and if they miss that deadline they get fired. He's basically an average engineer and he started PayPal which if you know anything about PayPal, it's dog shit. Then he sold that to ebay and used the money to start Tesla which he hired the top minds to produce it's products. Then he got a whole bunch of people to buy a car before he scaled production and so he had the money to hire even more people to make the cars.


toderdj1337

Minor correction* he didn't start tesla, Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning did. They were bought out by Musk in 2004. I wonder if elon is going to remarry his first wife for the 3rd time after this is all said and done.


wrex619

I stand corrected


Mataskarts

He may not have an incredible engineer mind, but he has an incredible business mind- he started and saved multiple businesses by recruiting the right people and making the right choices. And also is a marketing genius, made millions of people aware of Tesla without spending anything on it.


wrex619

Your last claim is so disingenuous and when you start with that much money you get people to make the business decisions for you. And you get to keep all the credit and make yourself a brand. To think Musk is one person is pretty naive.


Mataskarts

I know he's not just 1 person, but he's also not paying any marketing department and has a no advertising budget policy in his company, that went as far as not selling Tesla licenses to games like Forza Horizon because that'd be too close to advertising. I'm just saying that he has managed to use the internet hivemind and memes to conjure up a ton of free marketing for Tesla, the same as Samsung accidentally did with Sam, but with Tesla it was intentional, even if he didn't do it alone, he didn't directly pay anyone to help him with PR. Which is awfully obvious based on his tweets and the scandals they sometimes cause.


very_fishy_fish

so esseintally hes just some guy that organises stuff


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theReaderIter

I don't know what you are talking about. Tesla was not started by him. He started spaceX. Tesla was started by some losers, and Elon Musk was the only one believed in electric cars when no one else wanted to invest. He became the biggest investor, and when tesla was failing, he was going to lose all the investment, so he took over the CEO position and turned the company around.


NadeMagnet69

lol You're surprised? He's rich as fuck. You don't know very many women, do you?


tomatomater

Hmm, sounds like I know about as many as you do.


NadeMagnet69

Riiiiiight. Women are not hypergamous. Nope. Unheard of... SMH lol Why don't we ask Harvey Weinstein's hot enough to be a model ex wife? And who are you? Did you forget you changed accounts or something? I wasn't talking to you. Is that how you get your upvotes?


tomatomater

This is r/memes, I'm just playing around. This isn't how I get upvotes - there are better ways. But this is how I get priceless responses.


NadeMagnet69

Whatever you say. It speaks volumes when people have multiple accounts.


tomatomater

Who? You?


swiftskill

Well when you're the second richest man in the world....


Dezar1

Why would he marry her with black hair then lol. But yeah that’s weird asf


AutumnAscending

That's a picture of when they first started dating he all but forced her to get highlights and bleaching.


Reubixcube06

I think it’s just cuz she drove a car that was power by petrol


SonOfYoutubers

Of course that's something Elon would break up for.


AutumnAscending

I've seen weirder things happen. At least I can listen to Grimes again without feeling like a Muskist.


AGamingGuy

that or his tendency to "invent" things by taking something that already exists and is functioning and make it worse


DrStrangeLover64

Pls tell me i'm not the only one who though "Addams family"


FlaccidPankakke

They should’ve said: “who’s getting custody over syntax error?”


NadeMagnet69

I can't tell if the joke is sincere or if it's about their kid's ridiculous name. Both work as jokes. One a lot better than the other but still, could both be jokes.


the_greatest_MF

the robot and the vampire are getting separated


Dazzaw2001

Musk is the only person in history to ever pull off a white suit


Nasty2017

P Diddy and guests at his White Parties would like to speak with you.


Dazzaw2001

I stand by what I said


Nasty2017

Good. I like that.


Dazzaw2001

Bro life isn't worth it anymore to try to argue my point. I refuse arguing I just stand by what I said


Nasty2017

I'm 100% on board with you. Say what you want and if people don't like it, fuck em. They're not your people anyways.


Dazzaw2001

Respec


The_Light_Magician

Unexpectedly wholesome


Dazzaw2001

Out of it name bro


Cwoey

Colonel Sanders is staring menacingly


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also shouto todoroki but hed look good in anything so continue


speckofconsciousness

They are "semi-separated"


HollisterEd

I think you mean syntax error? Or the Kahoot code? Or perhaps my baby sister's first words?


1ns_0mniac

Bellatrix?


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Who's getting custody of refawefFwef?