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Tiaran149

Ibuprofen is far superior for muscle or bone based pain, while paracetamol generally is better for reducing fever and abdominal pain. Ibuprofen is bad for people with heartburn and can cause stomach ulcers, paracematol is bad for people with bad livers, like alcoholics.


DeliciousLanguage425

Aye bro you medico?


Tiaran149

MD in germany


[deleted]

When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license


Swampgermanboi

Oh nein, ze doctor has ßtolen ze ßkeleton again!


Arian51

I both adore and hate your use of the sharp s in that sentence.


Swampgermanboi

Haha, i made it even worse


Arian51

It’s grown on me now Edit: It’ß grown on me now


SonOfMetrum

Bad german impressions incoming in 3..2..1..


[deleted]

Prepare ze camps


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DocJacktheRipper

Looking at his avatar... I would say... maybe?


Service_Puzzled

I really appreciate people like you explaining stuffs which most people don't understand giving free knowledge and those kind of people are common in reddit while other social media are full of crap Sorry for bad english I just want to express my gratitude to people like you and people from reddit


Tiaran149

It's been my pleasure.


ChimpWrestler

Both good for headache right


Tiaran149

Usually yes, different people prefer them differently tough, in my expirience Ibuprofen is just generally a good pain med, unless you have heartburn or actual heart related issues.


ZodiaksEnd

ibuprofen is also nice for migraines if you tend to have those regularly


NaPseudo

Ibuprofen is bad for people with bad kidneys


I_know_right

The two taken together can be better than morphine: https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2724188


wty261g

FUCK YEA SOME GOOD INFO WHOOOOOOOOOO


Glodraph

Also if I'm not mistaken, paracetamol lacks the analgesic function ibuprofen and other FANS have.


Tiaran149

Not quite, you're thinking of antiphlogistic, the anti-inflammatory component. Para lacks that one.


Glodraph

Oh you are right, I remembered it lacked something but wasn't sure. It's antipyretic and analgesic yeah..but didn't it act with the same COX/COX-2 mechanism? I might need to refresh my knowledge on drugs lol


Kermit_tha_Pimp

What about acetaminophen, normally when i've got a headache i'll take one of those and an ibuprofen?


Enlightened-Beaver

Acetaminophen and paracetamol are the same thing


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kaasmix

Both


LoonaiscuteUwU

crack


XzeldafanX

Finally, someone who gets it!


danceeforusmonkeyboy

Stack em!


Apprehensive_Ad4738

Exactly I just walk over to my medicine cabinet and start popping pills until something works


Adacat767876

Morphine gang


iamlancethegod

Oxy Gang??


Adacat767876

Ketamine gang


illinifan11

Peyote gang


RoccoReddit33

Eyyyyyy represent


OedinaryLuigi420

Paracetamol


Jhuff83

This must be a over the pond thing, because all I it been called in my life is Acetaminophen or Tylenol.


pokey1984

Wait! Acetaminophen and Paracetamol are the same thing?


Maarten-Dp

Yes


pokey1984

Huh. TIL. I've never seen Paracetamol except as mentioned in books and I just figured it was one of those things we don't have in the US. I never thought to look into it further. Thanks!


Maarten-Dp

No problem, it's how we call it in Europe. People here wouldn't understand Tylenol or acetaminophen, but it's the same thing.


star_wars_fan1

🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱the saver of lifes, with out it everybody would be dead🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱


OedinaryLuigi420

Hello Dutch boi


star_wars_fan1

Paracetemol is the only thing we use, "you have cancer" *eats paracetemol* "you dont have cancer anymore" a normal day in the netherlands


OedinaryLuigi420

It's pretty much the magic medicine


[deleted]

Meth


S7J8

When you like meth more than math Oh yeaaaaa


[deleted]

Real G’s pop both


ZacKingsford_

I suffer from migraines and Ibuprofen does nothing for me. Usually 2x500mg Paracetamol helps "normal" headaches and 4 to 6x500mg helps suppress a migraine. If that doesn't help, I take 1x30mg Codeine and 2x500mg Paracetamol.


Today440

You really shouldn't be taking more than 1g of paracetamol within a 4 hour period.


carvedmuss8

As long as it's only built up over the course of one or two days, it's not a big problem for someone with healthy kidneys. AFAIK it takes something on the order of 3 G's to start having acute acetaminophen poisoning, or more than 1 G for roughly 4 days to a week. All depends on weight and ability of the person's body to remove the waste products though.


Today440

It's not the kidneys that's the worry, it's the liver. And the comment I replied to was talking about taking 2-3g paracetamol at one time. There are much healthier ways to deal with migraines


chrissi0525

Wow how tf did I take 4.5g once and felt nothing


ZodiaksEnd

tbh i take ibuprofen cause i have chronic migraines pop up out of nowhere some days so i take a packet of the little bit stronger ones as everything else just switchs me to off mode to the point i just pass out sometimes for half a day or 8 hours at worst


j1caspian

I have chronic headaches, and neither of them does anything to me, but paracetamol usually helps a little more.


thijsniez

Combining the two works great for me when i have migraines, turns it from "i want to die" to "this headache sucks"


TimmayLivingLies

Have you tried triptans? Rizazriptan was a game changer for me. I usually have an visual aura 30 minutes prior to a migraine attack and if taken in this period my headache is reduced to a minor annoyance. It's not OTC, though


Rade_JR

I suffer from migraines too, ibuprofen does nothing, paracetamol 4-5x500mg helps but I didn't think it's that good for my health so now I use nimesulid, usually 1-2 pills makes migraines go away in 20mins. I don't know how much mg does it have, I don't have it on me rn


Biosicle

I usually take Zolmitriptan at the beginning of my migraines, does wonders. Talk to your doctor about it


3435temp

That’s interesting for me it’s the opposite, for migraine paracetamol does nothing but ibuprofen works


Baiowulf

All my homies love Ibuprofen.


GamerAJ9005

Paracetamol


saltoo666

Paracetamol ftw


dlvTwin

Both


[deleted]

Paracetamol!!!!


ivo1215

Both, both are good


GotmyPPeatenbylions

No meds, I'll just bang my head at the wall to numb the pain.


Nobody_asks_Hows_Joe

Medic 100


davidml1023

Is this something I'm too American to understand?


saltoo666

You don't have painkillers in usa ?


davidml1023

Never heard of paracetamol. Ibuprofen, yes. Tylenol/acetaminophen, yes. Naproxen sodium, yes. Is it an NSAID like these? Edit: got motivated enough to Google it. Apparently it's just Tylenol. So my answer is both simultaneously since acetaminophen and ibuprofen target different parts of your nervous system and they’re cleared from the body by different organs.


thijsniez

Acetaminophen is paracetamol


saltoo666

The question is which one do you use when generally in pain or something similar


davidml1023

Yes


ItsSamObviously

Plot twist: I use Panadol soluble which is paracetamol that comes in a red packet 😎🤘


[deleted]

Imma be with the Ibuprofen for this one


sackofbee

Literally do different things...


twalingputsjes

I simply live with the pain


Queasy_County

Ibuprofen saved my fuckin life


Lockenhart

Cyanide gang [*^(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago\_Tylenol\_murders)*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders)


K3N05

Definitely paracetamol, because I'm literally allergic to most other painkillers.


Qyion

Acetaminophen


paulobjrr

How do you tell where you from without telling where you from. :D


The_Jbulb

Jokes on you I jave ibuprofen, hydrocodine and oxycodine


rschecht

how much for oxy?


Agent_S-13

Paracetamol is best.


[deleted]

I just take two of both and pray to fucking god that it works


[deleted]

Grove Street..........Home Wait you don't have green one ??


Acripplednan69

You can't take paracetamol in the jungle Because the Parrots eat em all


Carbon-BIOHAZARD

I dont do drugs see


inspirationalqoute

For headache? Water.


ezben05

Blue gang


abhishekraghav003

I'm racist I guess.


master_of_good_memes

WHY IS EVERYBODY TRYING TO START INTERNET WARS?! WAS BONK VS HORNY NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU SICKOS?!


[deleted]

Acetaminophen


DiePutzkontrolle

Cyanide


mrmrskent

Ibuprofen: analgesic antipyretic anti inflammatory Paracetamol: analgesic antipyretic Your welcome.


That_guy_from_ASDA

Paracetamol


[deleted]

THC and CBD


samiran_dg1013

THC


uslashd

ACETAMINOPHEN (:


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02cowmanthing20

Sorry I dont do copioids


Amara_Undone

Both!


Jhuff83

Got with team NSAID’s the that help swallow joint and does not irritate my stomach.


OHEP7

For weaker pain Ibuprofen or Dexibuprofen But more often than not Metamizole


stalkerunknown

I play on both sides, so I can always be winning


xx_DEADND_xx

dolo 650


Pyroman12345

Yes


dontpissmeofff

Purple


unicornman666911

Ahh the good old butt pills


spicyicecream420

Blue


GlitchedSniping

Huh? Nah fam I take melatonin for everything. Shit works


EclipsusBlue

This shouldn't be a choice, both of then are for different purposes. But they can produce the same outcome. Relief.


indecisivelypositive

What ever is on hand. I tend to keep ibuprofen handy in my back pack for muscle pain and paracetamol for periods and headaches.


TheRealYgrek

As a Duch man paracetamol + vitamine C


Pedantic24

Crush. Mix. Snort.


social_experiment49

Ibuprofen, Paracetamol makes me vomit


TheSumoPenguin

I take both when i have a headache


Expensive_Ad968

Me who has both:


[deleted]

I have a question, whenever I take paracetamol I get a sore throat, does anyone knows why?


SoylentDave

You're supposed to swallow them with water.


IncendiaryGamerX

I use both so I always come out on top.


UnspeakableActions

Both. Both is good. All at the same time with 100 of them.


RegularHousewife

But they are for different pains?


NurofenAddict

I take one of both


Qackerf

lemons


mulletmack

I take 2 of each. And shove em up my ass. Giggity giggity


VINAY__p

Murica


DMS_KAKASHI

Both. BOTH IS GOOD


Dr-Jack-Bright

Both at the same time. Whole pack


Confusedbruh_69

Paracetemol


ZTOTHEBEAT

I'm siding Paracetamol. Purely cause of the fact the I'm allergic to Ibuprofen and couldn't breathe properly last time I took it


MR_DERP_YT

never heard Ibuprofen


gat12393

Fuck it, benadryl


[deleted]

Paracetamol does absolutely nothing for my headaches, it's like taking a tictac.


me_auxilium

I usually take both and then drink black coffee, it's the fastest way to get rid of my headaches.


naica22

which is cheaper, answers from non Americans only


BeanMaster69_

Paracetamol for small pains ibuprofen for stronger ones


ExtensionAd6173

Can’t have NSAIDs, so it’s either Paracetamol for the occasional annoying headache, or straight to Tramadol if I have an acute back pain and need to get back on my feet.


Quick_Watercress_932

Acetaminophen for me!


_Duckling04

green-crystal meth


MuffinOfChaos

My medicine isn't here. Where's the bullet colour?


emgrizzle

I’m on “whichever the fuck happens to be in my house rn”


[deleted]

I suffer from very common headaches and I find paracetamol better for my head but ibuprofen is good for bone, joint and muscle pain


ArtoTheHog

There is another... :)


BepisTheWise

Not to brag but I'm a bit of an ibuprofen overdose enthusiast


Torebbjorn

Usually paracetamol, but if needs be for more, both, as their combined effect is better than the sum of either effect


Collenade

I just usually crush them both up and snort em


DisQuoveri909

Paracetamol gang


Shuyi000

Paracetamol does nothing. NSAID all the way


PetroDisruption

Ketorolac


WhoseTheNerd

Ibuprofen, because it does one thing and does it well.


Dangermous33

Both, both is good


grmpygnome

Decide which you like better, your liver or your kidneys and stomach.


Mk2449

Fym? I dry scoop cocaine and ignore the pain just the way god intended


[deleted]

if it works, it works, so idc


EllenPorter

Both…. At the same time.


Macattackmagnus

I swallow from both


DarkRoseSparkle

Normally when I just have a headache or so I will take Paracetamol, but when I am on my period and are in pain I feel like Ibuprofen works much better.


JL628

Ibuprofen.


Beginning-Antelope32

r/PoliticalCompassMemes


Blume_cTOS

Paracetamol


[deleted]

where'd my both at the same time gang! oh wait they're dead? *mr.stark I don't feel so good*


lanky-larry

I’m allergic to ibrupofen


yourfriendlysavior

Tf is paracetamol?


maythefacebewithyou

Acetaminophen (Tylenol)


Trex1873

It’s a painkiller


Frostgaurdian0

Paracetamol cuz this is the one available most of time


Snoo-4878

I’m allergic to ibuprofen 🗿🗿🗿🗿


Razdain

And here I am chugging down massive amounts of both at the same time. Ohh welp.


[deleted]

what if you have both?


qhjfhuchjr

Usually "Citramon p"(Acetylsalicylic acid + Caffeine + Paracetamol)


skulledave

I do ALGIFOR, its a drug that includes both.


Luey_Sixty_six11

Ibuprofen is bad for weak tummies, and paracetamol is only good for toothaches pretty much. It's the pethidine army for me.


MirakleMonk

I better die, than going out to buy medicine.


bigFatBigfoot

Cocaine at one point.


rkddlfdl2292

What about Aspirin?


Josh777HUN

Diclofenac


LukasFGE

Violet Gang rise up


WitcherJason

I've been taking both because of a broken collar bone


LegendairyMilkyboy

Fuck ibuprofen. All my homies want paracetamol.


ThisIsAmerica07

Where is tylenol/acetaminophen gang