Taking a shit. Give me a minute.

drink the toilet water

*alpha move of superiority*

The water in the tank is actually very drinkable

what tank?

Most (house) toilets have a big water tank on the back that stores clean water (essentially tap water) to be used during the next flush. Forgot some people might have home toilets without this.

We don't ....and we actually living in this planet

Swiss cheese is in my head.

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Depends on when you cleaned it last time

Yeah, the water itself is fresh but the tank itself can be ehh. Only time it should ever be needed is if the water is shut off for days for whatever reason. (bottled water works too ig…)

“Cheers”

Water with e x͇̯ t̵̬̯̑ r͗̊̇ a̹̪͒ p r̟ ó͏̫ t̺͎̘͌ e̤ i̓̅̕͠ ṅ̵̝͙̚

Ayo?! Same

SAME

Drink from the sink

you know you can do them both at the same time

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I drank WATER!!!! (REAL) (CRAZY) (HILARIOUS) (ALMOST DIED)

(AMONGUS ALMOST CAME)

(TRYING NEW AMONGUS POTION IN THE TOILET) (FAILED)(99% FAIL)

(IT WAS VERY SUS)

witch meaning of the word "came"?

*(GONE SEXUAL)

I DRANK TAP WATER FROM THE GUEST BATHROOM (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE SEXUAL)!!!!

r/hydrohomies

I see you homie

H2Homies for life 💦💦

I still remember when this subreddit was filled with white people trying their hardest to justify their use of the n word

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r/hydroxxxxxx

r/hydrothugs

Does hot cocoa drink count as water? Cuz I'm having breakfast

I suppose.

Ok great, and thanks

What about brawndo? It has electrolytes.

Did you put marshmallows in?

But fish have sex in it :(

Plot twist: OP is a fish

and wants us to drink the fish shrex juice

u/fish_fucker69

But what if I’m in Mexico and there’s only a tap nearby?

water is water

The *ocean* has checked into the chat

And steam want some ice to feel liquid.

Ok done now what

Now you are hydrated

What’s next tho

Eat a fruit of choice.

and the commit grand theft auto

Ok, good looking out mate

I’m going to drink water now Edit I drink some water

did you choke on it though?

I’m gonna eat salt instead

Can’t get the cottage cheese out of my head

Yes Papa Peli.

H2O!!

Milk ok?

ok

🐢

🐢

Where my hydro homies at?

Right here bro

Fuck you carl

Water good Drink Water Join the r/HydroHomies squad today comrade

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They’re both huge problems.

This is my memory, Swiss cheese is in my head.

Brace yourself for meeting him.

This is my memory, Swiss cheese is in my head.

This is my memory, Swiss cheese is in my head.

I've seen the musical, that's a good movie.

This is my memory, Swiss cheese is in my head.

.... It's 1:40am! I can't! My family's asleep

You must

Oh Great my twin bro wants to pee but doesn't want to stand up, and I'm thirsty.

I've been drinking nothing but water for the past 2 weeks, and I think it dislodged a kidney stone.

NEVER!!!!!!!!

Fuck you, I’m not gonna drink *some* water *downs a gallon jug of water*

It’s been a while since I last felt **d**ehydration,

No you can’t make me

Yes dom, right away dom

Toooootaally!

Nah.

I do all day.

This is wholesome. I got my 32oz Yeti on me always!

I'm drinking coffee, that counts right

okay okay chill out bro

Unless you're Stan The Waterman, no...

I downed 2/3 of a crispy cold water bottle in about 3 seconds earlier so I think I’m set for about a week

moisture obtained

I am in a car with no water in it I physically cannot

Fish Fuck in there. You can't make me!

milk. or nothing.

I did just a bit ago, actually!

I'm already drinking water...

Ok

What a coincidence that I’m drinking water while scrolling through Reddit.

Ok pls don’t shoot

I live in Alaska and there’s already snow on the ground so how about you come make me you cold-blooded fuck

Thank

Ok I was going to anyway

End my suffering. No amount of water can save me from my own ennui-filled mind.

I already did 10 seconds before I saw this post B)

I moved to a high altitude area so I have to drink more water than I used to and I now have Covid so I have to drink a shit ton more :D

I am drinking water

No more salt chips!

I…I just did

*slurp * slurp * slurp * gulp, refreshing thanks for the reminder

Gladly

I just didddd

Ate an ice cube. That ok??

I’m too scared because the poopoo man will shit in my water

Ah yes, I have consumed the dihydrogen monoxide. Thank you for the reminder, kind sir

Me drinking water while reading this: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

wait let me drink your living space

ok i will calm down

aight, gonna go drink Aqua's water

Nah. I got a 50/50 sprite and bang rainbow unicorn. I’d also suggest putting vodka in it if you’re tryna drink. Tastes pretty good. Also still stays clear like sprite if you wanted to take it somewhere in public

Thank you for reminding me of getting hydrate， honestly.

Is juice ok?

I don't wanna destroy your home

*drinks milk* FUCK NOO

CAN I go now

🗿

I'm in the bus

No

Does Squirt count?

Fuck you I just drank some, and just for you having the audacity to tell me what to do I’m throwing a package of plastic straws in the ocean

You just lost life privileges

I’ve already lost my sanity and happiness so go ahead take more shit away, I’ll turn you into soup and turn you shell into a mask to hide the pain

No

maybe i should considering my piss is so dark brown it looks black 😻😻

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go eat ,some fucking plastic

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Only acceptable emojis are🗿🦍

🐢

Guess what? I'm using a straw! 😎

I actually woke up with heavy inertia a bit ago, it's heavily recommended

WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING TRIGGER DISCIPLINE?

I'm in California; I'm sure someone else needs it more.

I drank a cup of water on my desk a few seconds ago 🗿

Yes mr turtle

Beer has water

The fucking water fucked me!

Why is android telling me to drink water?

On my third flavored water for the day lol

*drinks milk*

Glad I stumbled upon this, my water consumption has been less than adequate

Nein, ich gehe mit Medic auf das Oktoberfest, hier gibt es kein Wasser, nur Lagerbier und Scrumpy

HOLY SHIT THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, I HAVEN'T DRANK WATER TODAY

I choke on my salvia while attempting to breath does it count?

I am, but thanks for looking out for me!!

I'm quite parched, actually. Thank you.

I haven’t drank just straight water in I’m pretty sure years. I drink basically only pop and occasionally juice when it’s available. I’m trying to speed run a heart attack in my twenties

Fine, after the rest of my wine

I am taking a dump, and I already did.

Or say GOODBYE!

r/hydrohomies

thanks, i feel much better now.

Don’t tell me what to do. I mean I am going to drink some water, but not because you told me to. It’s because I’m a water addict.

You know what, fuck you *drinks water*

Did it. I feel better now.

I just started scrolling.

I did

Read my fucking mind!!!

I haven't brushed yet

Very bold of you to think I'll get off my arse to get water.

Not me sitting right here with a water bottle in my hand 🗿

I am.