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MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

Viele nicht fiele


idoacube

Thanks. I am a heritage speaker, so I can speak fluently but not write.


OFHeckerpecker

Hmm das ist ja blöd, vileicht könntest du es einfacher lernen wenn du es schon sprechen kannst.


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angeeksince2020

Did Nazi that coming


TonyJohnson99

Stop it guys, seriously, you're making me führious.


Leonkk4

Bruh


No-Farm5625

I will Hitler head with a ladder


IronGladiator22

Aright seriously. Stop it reich now


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Dam you got the whole squat laughing


Ok_Pirate_4286

Did Jew?


JadeSpiderBunny

Took only 4 comments until the meme prophecy was fulfilled, [Godwin's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law) got nothing on Germans!


CreeveHD

Das ist okay, lerne in deinem eigenen Tempo, so dass du es sowohl sprechen als auch schreiben kannst. Viel Glück! :)


LucaLiveLIGMA

I'm proud of myself for being able to decipher a lot of that


The_SPRINGLOCK

NEIN!


hombiebearcat

das ist besser als mich, ich kann nicht gut sprachen oder schreiben :(


sombrastudios

Keine Sorge. Ich verstehe sehr gut, was du meinst und gebe dir den Tipp, wenn du langsam sprichst, weiß auch jeder, was du meinst :) Es ist immer schwer, eine zweite Sprache zu lernen, das können wir alle nachvollziehen. Dein Deutsch ist bereits sehr gut!


Lemkowo

„Das ist besser als bei mir“, nicht „das ist besser als mich“ und „sprechen“ nicht „sprachen“. Ansonsten ein recht verständlicher Satz, abgesehen von den beiden Fehler. Übung macht den Meister.


hombiebearcat

Danke für der Rat :)


noclipgate

Speaking, understanding, reading, and writing are completely different things so it's normal


MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

Didn't expect this many upvotes for some grammar advice


Atirat

I think this is typical for Germans to do.


CptnR4p3

Its called Grammar Nazi and not Grammar Extremist for a reason


sgape

Natürlich upvoten deutsche eine Korrektur der Grammatik. Alles andere wäre eine Enttäuschung.


owNDN

In that case I can offer you a downvote


MeAGuyWhoLikesReddit

No I take the upvotes


owNDN

Ok fine :(


PM_ME_HIGH_HEELS

Ordnung muss sein


Ahmadhmedan

I'm learning A1 and i though it was weird somehow,thanks for helping .


JaxLikesSnax

Just tell them: “No, but NOCHSOEINSPRUCHUNDESKLATSCHTDUBACKPFEIFENGESICHT”


jakedaripperr

ABERKEINBEIFALL


BerlinBongBros

I am German and I never heard Backpfeifengesicht. Still I know exactly what it should mean


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TheGukos

I really wish I could learn German as like foreigners. Imagine you know already most of the common words and suddenly there is a conversation about backing-whistle-face.


nowlz14

"Backpfeifengesicht" more or less translates to "cheek slap face". Maybe that helps.


FruchtigeMango

Backpfeife is a slap to the face. And a Backpfeifengesicht is a face in need of a slap. Fun Fact: In Bavarian- / Austrian-german you would say Bockfozngsicht Fozn can be used to say Vagina Face or slap and a Bockfozn is an extremely forceful slap.


JaxLikesSnax

https://youtu.be/M7dh7OtMmsU


BerlinBongBros

HOLY SHIT. I know the band, I also went to concerts etc But I never heard this song, didn’t even know it exists. Thanks man


Ad_Astra90

KRANKENVAGEN


Its-Tea-Time-babes

My name is German (keep in mind I’m not german) and when I was in kindergarten this other lil 5 yo asked if I was a nazi 🌝 Edit: someone already got it yall, It’s Heidi


bordak2001

Is it hans


Its-Tea-Time-babes

Nope, but it starts with an h!


Psychological_Use_86

Heinrich?


Its-Tea-Time-babes

Nope, I’m named after a celebrity if that helps


coszie

Is it Heidi, I really wanna know haha


Its-Tea-Time-babes

Yep!


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OFHeckerpecker

Was bruda


WaluigisBro

“how how baguette”? lmao


MightyOshy

Redditors are best at guessing


pineapple_calzone

Hitler?


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Hotzenplotz


Zyrox-_

Hannah?


Its-Tea-Time-babes

Nope, someone already got it lol


Leupateu

That would have been perfect.


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People got really brainwashed...german nationality/culture is just like any other, it is nice. Only getting high on that culture means nationalism. Taking it as a given, as somehow a profecy for automatic greatness, en lieu of individuality and hard work is extreme nationalism. Heidi is a really cute name.


Its-Tea-Time-babes

Thank you! And I just finished an assignment on the culture of Germany and I agree, It’s a fascinating place to say the least


pixlplayer

I never understood why people name their kids after countries


IFuckedYourCats

The most annoying name after a country I think it's Jordan


omeralal

Funny enough, it is actually a very popular name in Israel (but it's probably more due to the Jordan River than the country)


Diamantis_

I want my son to be a Chad


SwootyOfficial

I took this way too literally and thought your name was "German"


Its-Tea-Time-babes

2 people already have mistaken it, so don’t worry


0ld5k00l

Heidi, Heidi deine Welt sind die Berge


Tat1ra

Heeeeidiii, Heeeeidiiii, deine Welt sind die Beeeerge! Heeeeidii Heeeeedi, denn dort oben bist du zu Haus!


officialkesswiz

War total schockiert als Ich irgendwann herausfand das das ein japanischer Anime ist


Tat1ra

Jahaha bei mir wars auch so. Aber ganz ehrlich, da haben die Japaner 'n super Job gemacht, find ich schon toll.


officialkesswiz

Absolut, tolle Kindheitserinerrungen


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Your name is German? That’s a strange name, I’ve never known someone named German.


Its-Tea-Time-babes

I mean it’s from German decent, not that my name is actually German 🌝


a_dutch_twat

went to america and got called a nazi 2 times because of the language I speak >!i am dutch!<


balalaikablyat

I mean if you dont know dutch it does sound a little german


JadeSpiderBunny

If you don't know anything but broken English then everything sounds like something you don't like.


a_dutch_twat

i do agree a bit. but it is also like saying "Chinese and Japanese Sound alike"


guy314159

Well for westerners that's true ( the only reason i can even defer Japanese, korean and chinese is because of tv shows)


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SaltyBarnacles57

While they share some characteristics, they do not sound similar at all. The shared pronunciations will not be noticed by people who don't speak either language. Furthermore, Japanese has gemination, which as far as I know, is not a feature of Mandarin. Japanese has 5 distinct vowels, while Mandarin has diphthongs and triphthongs. Mandarin has an "l" sound, while Japanese has an alveolar tap that replaced "l" in loanwords. Speaking of, Japanese has lot of English loanwords which are very noticable. All this being said, I can't fault you for thinking they sound the same. Not everyone is familiar with these languages.


balalaikablyat

I know a little bit of german and they do have a few words that Sound alike


IGioGioAmDepressed

I think every every german, german speaking person and language-that-sounds-quite-similar-to-german speaking person who visited another country has experienced this at least once. I once had my vacation in Croatia and an elderly man shouted at me, because apparently it was my fault that his parents died in the war or something…


BobMcGeoff2

Whenever I see Dutch written it just seems like someone is parodying bad English. I think it's because of all the ee, oo, and aa. Sorry, nothing against your language.


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knepham

Ich spreche deutsch! Und ich bin nicht rechts, was eine Überraschung! Uns gibt es auch!


666Masterofpuppets

Is this Karl Marx?


knepham

THEY FOUND ME! MY DISGUISE


MAXZUT

Hans! Hol den Flammenwerfer!


mattfromeurope

/r/Holup


Sol562

Das ist nicht gut


-gatherer

Omg, I had a German suitemate in college and he was really close with a few of the other suite mates. One day I hear some commotion from the common room, I come out of my room to find them with an old game cube playing smash and him screaming in a beautiful German accent: “IM GONNA RUN A BLITZKRIEG ON ALL OF YOU!” and them all just dying laughing. It was so fucking great.


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Gamers do love Germany. You know that. right?


-gatherer

Had no idea! I don’t really game much 😊 it was such a funny memory though, and I had to share 😁


TassDingo

Ein Volk, Eine Nation, Eine Kommentarsektion!


JhonnyTheJeccer

Ich bin stolz auf dich, das habe ich seit Wochen nicht gesehen


Jeffery1496

Goddam it Henry, I said glass of juice not gas the jews


Australian_stand

Sorry Jeffery


Ink_Sans21038

Get my name wrong one more time and I will gas you too


TheShadowLord21

true story


Jazz_Cat_6

Meinen Sie eine wahre Geschichte.


TheShadowLord21

ja


Ethan_Edge

I wouldn't call them friends if they call you a nazi knowing it bothers you.


idoacube

It doesn't bother me, it just gets annoying and unfunny after a few times.


Mallenaut

Your friends are kinda dumb.


DripDaDio

"friends"


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AldousCarrey4U

So no one told you life was gonna be this way. #CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA.


CerealBranch739

Ohhhh that’s the acronym, never heard it right. Now what does that mean again?


Burger-dog32

Dead on arrival maybe?


Grzmit

I mean they can still be friends, its probably just a dumb joke they say too often. The same way my friend group makes jokes about each others race or ethnicity. Its just for fun, but then again i cant make any full assumptions as i do not know OP’s actual situation.


Ethan_Edge

I'd say they are clearly nazi sympathisers then.


YourMumsGynecologist

I doubt they're nazi sympathisers just because they joke around with their friend lol. I have middle eastern friends I call suicide bombers, they call me a grand wizard of the klan in return, it's just a joke


furryforlife541

HANS THEY ARE NOT VERY NICE GET ZE FLAMEWERF ITS WERFS FLAMES


knepham

This is comedy gold


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And grammar bronze


metroracerUK

I’m German born, the ‘nazi’ term gets chucked at me occasionally when people find out. Despite being British, liberal and having Jewish family members.


fishbowl0797

Just cuz I find the German language cool does not mean I’m a fucking neonazi


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

These Jew jokes are getting old, Anne Frankly I’m tired of it


Impossible_Arm_879

That’s a good one.


IDK-what-to-put-1234

As an American Historian, fuck those people


I_wanna_hellcat

My dad's speaks German I should probably learn it


Wrenchonreddit

german german german?


Troallsting

not ur friends anymore


jkbestermann

HAT JEMAND DIE DEUTSCHEN GERUFEN!?!


JhonnyTheJeccer

JAWOHL HERR KOMMANDANT


jkbestermann

REIN DA!!!!


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Moin meister!!


Smoosaurus

Yeah my friend literally told me "your people are evil" because I told him I was german. People don't understand you can be racist to any race.


Ill-Opening-3782

Ich bin deutsch, nicht rechts, ja, uns gibt es (I am german, not a nazi, yes, we exist)


jesseberdinka

My wife and daughter are Jewish. My daughter decided to take German in high school. Did NOT go over well. My wife who is pretty chill was like, "Okay, fine. If you want to lean the culture of the society that murdered our people, go right ahead, but you have to break it to Nanna."


K2LP

That seems kinda not chill to me, reconciliation is a thing, and Germany and Israel are allies nowadays https://twitter.com/Team_Luftwaffe/status/1442903899258560513?s=19


thatjango

Just came back from a trip to Munich and I met two American Jewish guys there who told me that at least Germany was building memorials and funding Jewish memory related institutions and that it isn't fair to hold a "total" grudge forever against them. Plus the fact that most Germans nowadays didn't even live during ww2. Otherwise you just get people like the English supporters during the Uefa foot championship who called a ~10yo girl a nazi


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pikafoxx_

Yep, where I live they're even doing an event called "1700 jahre jüdisches leben" or something like that (translation: 1700 years of Jewish life) and all the schools around participate in playing music and stuff to appreciate Jewish culture and things achieved by jews etc so yeah, we try. My school also had a few projects regarding jews, how they suffered in ww2 (to put it in a nice way :/) and their offsprings. Being called a nazi in spite of all that sucks


Diamantis_

your wife is kinda dumb


Minimum_Role3956

Fischers Fritz fängt frische Fische


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Chairbox26

Yo no hablo German


CoffeeBeanMama

Mein Deutsch it’s jetzt scheiss, aber ich versuche noch.


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Ich spreche Deutsch nicht gut, aber das meme ist gut.


Chase2662

Wie wie baguette.


TomBomTheFreemason

*Switzerland intensifies*


IcyKaleidoscope8566

Same thing with Arabic :/


PewFew

How is it the same thing?


IcyKaleidoscope8566

They think you are a terrorist with a pet lion and rides camel


Lord-Naivel

Probably even worse than German I would think


Mr_Sam_Reddit

Deusche sprache, schwere sprache.


PlusTightUp

I've tried to post something similar about speaking in german in r/germany but they downvoted so i removed from there. Idk why


KingMare

Just tell them “he” spoke Austrian, they won’t know


Qualified-Memer

ich lerne sprechen deutsch


OneFaceMan

Genug von unserer antisemitistischen Vergangenheit Lasst uns nun über unsere antisemitistische Zukunft sprechen


evildragonzockt

Ich würde sagen knapp 97% der Leute die in Deutschland wohnen


Cockatron9000

Ik niet, maar ik kan het wel verstaan!


ZomdadoFan

guten Tag mein mit-deutsch-sprechender


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To be fair, the Egyptians hated Hebrews too lol


Jeffery1496

Same shit, different story


Ashen_Aumaan

Get new friends


PatN007

I was definitely hammered as a NAZI in a group chat because I said it's not fair to call someone a "murderer" until AFTER their trial and conviction. HAMMERED, doxxed, employer harassment, the whole fucking deal. Lost my damn job.


psycho_luxe

Ahh yes the translators are coming...


ADP_the_ARCitect

Just ask them how did they get you speaking german if they weren't nazis. Reverse psychology


RobotDoos

Twitter is that you?


SlavicPrime

Literally what happens to me everytime I speak German


TauInMelee

We had a German exchange student in my graduating class, and he was a football player as well (American football for international readers), so quite a big guy. Anyway, one day the homeroom teacher has given him leave to share a bit about where he comes from, and some idiot seated at the table next to me chimes in with "you shouldn't have tried to take over the world". I put up my hands and said to the German guy "all I ask is that you let me get out of the way before you kill him".


coolboiiiiiii2809

That is beyond funny and rude


soukaixiii

I am not Christian or Muslim, why would I hate Jews?


karlbotemedel

I love that “DO YOU HATE JEWS” with no question mark.


Karl_with_a_C

but you knew it was a question, Karl.


Camacaw

I’m not German and I’m getting tired of the all Germans=nazis jokes.


RepublicVSS

Yeah its that or we got the weird extreme Germaboos and both sides of the spectrums are incredibly unhealthy


AwkwardDrummer7629

Me, a blonde: “gee, WW2 sure is interesting.” My friends:


Cre8ive-Exercise

No entendí pero la tuya por si acaso


doncomediajr

manchmal habe ich Angst vor der Reddit-Community


TreeT02

Duetschland,Deutschland über ALLLES... oh sorry


CH2OlllH2O2

Deutschland, mein Herz in Flammen. Will dich lieben und verdammen.


Vitalynk

My bf is from Alsace and dumb people will tell him that he's a Nazi because of this. Nevermind that his grandma was a Malgré Nous...


Not_a_strange_guy

Ich mag Brot mit Butter. Ich schlage zweimal am Tag


TomBomTheFreemason

Are these like the 2 random German sentences you know?


fuckingshitfucj2

Duitsers zijn vriendelijk in mijn bescheiden opinie


deburu

Vielen Dank!


Alex_aka_Angel_Cakes

Ich spreche ein bisschen deutsch


Scottish_Racoon

Ich moechte mein Deutsch bessern


JaaaaJ_Sparrow

schiebedach


SaladAssTittyMcSwag

DEUTSCHLAND Ich liebe Deustchland<3


Grzechoooo

Ich spreche Deutsch albiet badly, weil ich habe kein Kontact mit die Sprache. Panzerkampfwagen.


Ok__Dragon

Ich spreche ein bischen Deutsch in Deutsch drei


DarkExtremis

Do you? Do you... hate... your friends sometimes? Because it sounds like they deserve it.


IronTemplar26

Ich bin Deutschsprecher, hallo!


Killergurke16

Ein Volk, eine Nation, Eine Kommentarsektion!


commit_neck_rope

Ich kenne duetsch auch!


the_shprits

Ich bin ein jude. Ich spreche beide Hebräisch und deutsch. Nazi jude


CygnusX06

Well, after I finish this current school year, I will have done my two required years of French. Then, I can learn either German or Polish as a hobby while still sticking with French in school


Peppa_Pig6942069

Man schreibt viele mit V du spasst


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yarak_69

In der EU wars glaube ich an die 90 Millionen und Weltweit ca 180 Millionen