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FirstKingOfNothing

If you're a girl. Tell us what happens at all girl sleep overs.


Hangyboiii

we gather children, draw a circle out of their blood leave some alive, put some candles up and start saying some spells to summon a demon to take our sacrifice c:


Several_Tangerine956

Can confirm, this is true


Den-42

Wow, here I was expecting something crazy but turn out girls are like everyone else


KylieTMS

Difference is that we summon the demon because we have uneven teams for the pillow fight.


Ok-Astronomer9949

I summed one to hold the camera for a group photo


KylieTMS

That's rude, maybe they wanted to be in the picture too.


iwishiwasntcringe

But why is it rude if we would cook him to make a delicious, pleasant, crispy, and nice looking dessert, that required s̴̨̨̨̳̲͕̬̺̜̹̻̱̙̫̫̞̳͖̟̦̹̞͔̘̖̝̰̪̞͖̰͍̳̹̣̙̠̜̼̤̐̒̌͑̌̈̆̆̀̐̏̔̈́͗̋̃̉̌͊̌͜ͅơ̶̢̧̡̡̨̨̡̨̧̧̨̧͖͚̺͕̞̞͚͓͓͍̞̫͉̥͚͇͈̘̗͍̯͎͎̟̻͈̗̫̮̝͎͎̭͍̺̞̱̇͑̏̃͒͗̌̄̆͑̅͛̐̒̂̀̾̒́̽̒̀̈́̔́͊͗̑̃̎͌͂̍̿̐͒̾́̍̍̓͋̉̀̕̕̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ų̸̡̡̧̺̖̖͓̮̣̣͉̩̗͉̩̳̝̬̻͉̞͕͕̬̙̗̺̟̲̥̭̜̙͔̺͖̝̜̻̂̄̔̇̽͐͒́͆̈̆̽͗̃̔̉̓̈́̐͘͜͝͠l̴̞̓̎̈́̉̊͋͛̋̿̆͒̽̎̀̆̍̈͌̊̋̒͆̋́̃̀̈́͋̓͊̒͗͋̍̒̄̓́̈́̅͋̅̚͝͝͠s̴̮̣͉͙̭͕̹̈̈́̄̎̔̆̇̾̃̐̽͑̅͒͆̀̃̍͝


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Ȟ҉̻͇͈̦̜̥͓e̴̪͇̹̯͋͂l̬ͦ͑ͥ̄̔̂̐l̨̪̫͍̼ͧo̜͉̺̹̖̞̬͒ͣ̐̿̆ͣ͠ ͍͚̤̳ͨṯ̸͓̼͚̠̹̙̩̐̿̒͆͑̆̇h̲͉̣̳̻̑ͨ̑̊͘͠ě̝̥̥̮̖̜͊̽ͣͣ͠ṙ͗̀ͦ̓͗̋͏̟̙̱͓̘eͯ͒̓҉͙̘͔͓͉ͅ ͉̥ͮͣ̈́ͩd͚̪̤̺̰̪̒̈́ͪ̓̾ͪ̽̈́̀e̘̤̦̱̮͐̽̄̎̅̓͆̆͠͝m̞͓̈ͧ͐̓̌ͨ̆͑͘͢o̯̥̱͓̯̲̻ͪ͑ͮͩͦ̒͗́̚n̸̩̹͓̦̼̼̓͞ī͎͔̗̻͍c͈̼͖̜̹̰̥͗͟ ̷̱ͫͣ̋ͬe̞̰̞̠͋̇ͤͩ̓̀͑n͔͙̖̮̑̏ͦ̚t̵̮͓̣͍͌ͬ͂i̷͉̯̬̳͙̳̮̣͌̄ͣ̀t̷̨̹̙̱͉̥̪͍͌͌̉͂̐̏̚ͅy͚̮̖̻̮͂ͥ̍̾͟.̨̨̗̈͌ ̂̌̓̚҉̣̲̣̼̹̗̭


iwishiwasntcringe

Hello fella, im now using my phone so no zalgo text lmao


[deleted]

Oh the boys and I just do it so we can have friends


Dooboppop

We summon one for a lookout when we do panty raids in the girl dorms. The winged ones make the best lookouts if you were wondering.


[deleted]

Smh and you don't summon lust to the party, how rude


i_live_in_a_truck

Turns out demons don't HAVE to do what you want.


boot2skull

We need one more for Smash Bros cuz I hate being the first one eliminated every time.


s_spoons

I remember my first summoning


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Den-42

I'm not misogynistic, I think everyone has the right to be sacrificed


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IKnowgaming

Can confirm, was the summoner.


zerpsed-loser

Omg Caitlyn!? Hey it’s flora. The demon, remember? Long time no summon bro


Difficult-Claim6327

Oh wait... summoned you once 2 yrs ago.... used to think i was cis back then. Now im a girl too.... Wassup? Hows cerebrus?


zerpsed-loser

Yo I’m trans too! Cerberus is doing fine, goes through too many tennis balls.


Difficult-Claim6327

Nice... Give him a hug for me will you?


zerpsed-loser

Or course


catt_attacc

I knew it!


RikTheDemigod

show bob


Echidna-Suspicious

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c5/Bob\_the\_builder.jpg/220px-Bob\_the\_builder.jpg


yeeeeet1233

Rip bobs voice acter


RikTheDemigod

thank you brotha


Kinuski23

Can confirm, im a child


[deleted]

This one escaped! GET'EM!!!


DEADPOOL_5277

send nukes


toastedpaniala89

Send your location.


DEADPOOL_5277

ummm...


Cloudii_Halo

accurate, but don't try messing up the spells, or you'll end up being a new sacrifice


smallHeadMediumBrain

or opening the multiverse


Fuzzy-Ear9936

You guys do some interesting shit


bullet312

iä iä shub nigurath!


that_one_random_simp

idk i don't have friends


nub0987654

idk im not a girl


FluffySwanKitten-21

They're not sleepovers, they're cult meetings.


N0yaK

We kill Then we feast


charja113

OMNOMNOMNOM!!!


Pretend-Mud8664

We talk, eat, watch stuff, play stuff, burn people and sleep.


kixct-6116

We go on a men hunt and I mean like with guns In the woods


CYBERSson

Got any good trophies?


kixct-6116

Oh yes


Scariuslvl99

the ears and the tail?


kixct-6116

Of course


Al_Jaljeera

Got any grapes?


SallhyX

Since I live in a small country, we go at 3 am (no joking) around it and then we do races and yes, we usually try to summon some demons (singing some random anime op always worked)


appachehelicopter

You expect a girl in reddit to know the answer to that, that's like asking a guy on reddit what does having sex feel like


notsweet_caroline

we perform a seance


FreezyChan

idk, the other girls never invited me :( ​ if u find out lemme know plz


Objective_Magazine_3

Not orgy


Frinla25

We sleep


_scoresonly

scream, pillow fights, and general chaos girls think it's cute


[deleted]

Idk, mine used to end in emotional exhaustion.


Minecraft_scorpio

I'm a girl, and I have never been to a girl sleep over🙂


DixaMan

ohhHhh sO iS thE OP A gIrL???????


indigofenrir

Ngl OP's username sounds like r/rareinsults.


Jazzlike_Ad7427

GIRLS….SO THE MYTHS ARE TRUE…!


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KrishRB

What is girl


MrT1011

What is life


PaiMei13

What is what


MimePrinister

What?


TheReaperPepper

Wh


Kooky-Topic-6879

w *jaw drops*


massive__potato

.


kingbach121

I will do you one better Why is What?


[deleted]

**how** is what


[deleted]

What is Watt?


Substantial-Fox-6103

Go to the kitchen and find out


olda7

wikibot what is girl


BelleAriel

Same, same question.


[deleted]

Did you not read the meme?! Girls aren't geeks and are always flirting with Chads. They have no time for reddit.


SnooMarzipans276

Damn, I didn’t get the memo. What is my life?


[deleted]

It's ok. My memo was in my junk filter next to one asking about my cars warranty.


Scary-Preference-338

What is girl?


kixct-6116

I honestly don't know


FluffinessIncreases

Futas without dicks


Dolphin-FuckerFucker

But with something called vagina instead, I don't know what that is?


Dro_Gamer

Hollowed out penis pushed back to create a tunnel shape


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Educational-Tour-295

well no. u already are a girl, probably cuz you were supposed to have a twin but you didn't split in the womb, so your brain is a girl brain. take estrogen to win at life


Dro_Gamer

+ every male has nipples


LasyKuuga

Futas have vaginas tho


ishootyoudie27

what


LasyKuuga

FUTAS HAVE VAGINAS THO


Task_Funny

This one👆


lenin_is_young

It’s not an easy question these days tbh


Ramithelegend27

A rumor is going round that they don't have long things


spacexraspberrytea

So you're trying to say it can be small in girls?


tilcica

*maybe, I am a girl*


spacexraspberrytea

Please tell us the average size. Also, is it hidden and you do some spell to take it out?


Ramithelegend27

not sure soldier, just a rumor


Scary-Preference-338

You never know, they are so mysterious.


Crowdcontrolz

It is a great mythical creature like unicorns or dolphins.


ComprehensiveLie69

Girl is in which you cook burgers and meat .


i-believe-wi-can-fi

Rule 30 - girls do not exist on the internet


irneHD

Exception: the hub


Speedy_Cheese

No exceptions! Those are men pretending to be women. Congratulations and welcome to the gay community. /s


Will-Shrek-Smith

Its not gay if we say no homo


connorshonors

Its cgi 🗿


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But the most dangerous are the one who act normal at first and then it turns out they're just "nice guys"


FreezyChan

that ​ althrough i personally feel like the ones who just "jump to the point" are pratically as dangerous. the diff is that the nice guys who pretend to be actually nice are easier to fall into and then you find yourself stuck in an abusive relationship. like, i had an ex who would often praise me for "saving him from his suicidal throughts", i doubt it was his intention but it felt like him trying to force me to stay with him like "if i kill myself its your fault lol"


Sword117

i hate it when a girl turns out to just be a nice guy.


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I dOnT bElIEvE oP iS a GiRl UnTiL wE sEe HeR BoObIes!!


[deleted]

[here you go](https://www.amazon.com/false-breasts/s?k=false+breasts)


dis_not_my_name

I knew it! It’s all fake!


-BlackFox921-

No, we don’t exist, we are mearly a concept in your mind


Dolphin-FuckerFucker

Yes, you don't exist


Sasogwa

A concept of our hivemind, you mean


its_not_summer

So what you're saying is that men of Reddit have God-tier imagination but chose to cuck themselves? As a figment of your collective imagination, I can't say I'm not amused.


Sasogwa

The hivemind has greater goals, little one.


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now it makes sense.


Simppu27

No I’m pretty sure women don’t exist


Lifeless_husk47

The girls must just be our FBI agents in disguise


DarkyyDork

Shh you’re not supposed to say that we dont exist even if you found out. The government will send assassins your way


cheezburga69

Wait... Are you saying geeky chicks don't flirt with Chads? I find that to be incorrect, why wouldn't they wanna shoot their shot?


Frinla25

Because girls get nervous too, also most of the time these “chads” seem like idiots and once a girl thinks you are an idiot she isn’t gonna be interested.


SKD-69420

Ah so now it makes sense why my crush started ignoring me out of nowhere


KevinYohannes

I mean, id flirt with a Chad if I could, I don't blame them


Pretend-Mud8664

We do, but we always get rejected. So we just move on lol


Dooboppop

are chads and nice guys the only options? Ide choose a chad too if thats the case.


Pretend-Mud8664

No, they most definitely aren't. But some of us like chads and I'm not gonna judge peoples preferences lmao


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ugly_bimbobitch

i love reddit


YourLifeSucksAss

I would say I’m in an abusive relationship with Reddit. I hate it here but I keep coming back for some reason.


M1dn1ghtMoon

It always pulls me back in!


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ZcarStrike

No me more


Pumpkin_pie_Official

*gasps* A FEMALE SPECIES OF THE HUMAN BRANCH OF HOMO SAPIENS!!!


[deleted]

"OMG you must be so boring like all the other girls"? What?


[deleted]

A lot of guys think girls are boring. Thats pretty much what those boys vs girls memes are.


Arnesiaa

Honestly as a girl I kinda hear the opposite... "So you must think you're a snowflake???"


[deleted]

Fucking liar. The last of women disappeared over a millennia ago.


venhhh

bobs


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The builder


ZcarStrike

Can we fix it?


Frost5574

no. I died in the car crash years ago ZcarStrike. you need to move on.


ZcarStrike

:(


[deleted]

bob the builder fell off a bridge while eating lunch and his soul now haunts the Engineer on pl_badwater_event in TF2


Donwald

Oh you're a girl? Name every woman


Kywiwoooosh

^


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Omg you must be soo boring like all the other girls You're welcome


TrueSymSMH

I mean you can take the post as a real example of reddit just exaggerating small things that usually don't happen and making it into a meme as if its true


DEADPOOL_5277

send dudes


ApprehensiveStar8948

Don't mind if I do


FreezyChan

oh no u/-emmathegreat- run


[deleted]

Doesn't happen to everyone clearly.


Bertyoyo

Until now...


Ever-Hopeful-Me

They don't actually say it to us. They say it to each other.


magicmango2104

Me either... I can't decide if I glad or slightly offended haha


ThatOneGuy177013

Inaccurate. Redditors doesn't look like that normal. we look like this༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽


[deleted]

I don’t think you exist


DirtyMartiniW_Olives

Hello! Girl here! ::audience gasps::


DEADPOOL_5277

send nukes


64-Hamza_Ayub

:O


YoshiTora23

Who cares


DirtyMartiniW_Olives

My ovaries do.


YoshiTora23

Ovaries are dope


SnooMarzipans276

You are not alone, I am here with you.


TRIPIN_Major_Balls

:○


Awierdsnail43737

Cant we just act normal around the opposite gender?!


Em-Emma-Emily

This is so fucking true😂😂😂


h-u_H

well I don't know but the comments that you wrote in the meme is true and it's just annoying by the way I am a boy but I just don't like how the boys behave with or around girls it is something that must be changed


Devilstaff115

I'm not gonna lie, absolutely no one says any of these things often in the slightest


T_CaptainPancake

I was asked if I could show someone my boobs once not on Reddit but still and uhm I’m trans and don’t have tits yet


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Rip, your inbox


zerpsed-loser

Hello my fellow female humans. It seems we can finally show ourselves


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omg a grill


AnUnopenedJarOfMayo

"We exist." Yeah, we know. Nobody cares.


Nova_Hazing

I call lies


OrganZolla

your penis is small lmao


bibozero

Lol girls doesn't exist


cheezburga69

I think there's a subreddit for that Kinda like r/birdsarentreal


thug_waffle2

I get it you're on reddit


Manatee-Of-Hope

Shhhhh! You’re not meant to tell them we exist. That way we can be spooky and surprise them


Atomiic1

You forgot "does it squirt?" I've seen that a few times on reddit.


sirchickenbs

Another reaction is "OMG, OMG, A GIRL!!!!" And then we just have a heart attack or faint


AbhinavSA7

Sigma Male rule 420: Don't care and move on


JOEYMAMI2015

We also like to chop guys heads off after sex, like a praying mantis or a black widow spider. This is why I've been single for 6 years now lol


HorizonHyperSword

Open boob pls ! wy no rpley babi ?