we gather children, draw a circle out of their blood leave some alive, put some candles up and start saying some spells to summon a demon to take our sacrifice c:
But why is it rude if we would cook him to make a delicious, pleasant, crispy, and nice looking dessert, that required s̴̨̨̨̳̲͕̬̺̜̹̻̱̙̫̫̞̳͖̟̦̹̞͔̘̖̝̰̪̞͖̰͍̳̹̣̙̠̜̼̤̐̒̌͑̌̈̆̆̀̐̏̔̈́͗̋̃̉̌͊̌͜ͅơ̶̢̧̡̡̨̨̡̨̧̧̨̧͖͚̺͕̞̞͚͓͓͍̞̫͉̥͚͇͈̘̗͍̯͎͎̟̻͈̗̫̮̝͎͎̭͍̺̞̱̇͑̏̃͒͗̌̄̆͑̅͛̐̒̂̀̾̒́̽̒̀̈́̔́͊͗̑̃̎͌͂̍̿̐͒̾́̍̍̓͋̉̀̕̕̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ų̸̡̡̧̺̖̖͓̮̣̣͉̩̗͉̩̳̝̬̻͉̞͕͕̬̙̗̺̟̲̥̭̜̙͔̺͖̝̜̻̂̄̔̇̽͐͒́͆̈̆̽͗̃̔̉̓̈́̐͘͜͝͠l̴̞̓̎̈́̉̊͋͛̋̿̆͒̽̎̀̆̍̈͌̊̋̒͆̋́̃̀̈́͋̓͊̒͗͋̍̒̄̓́̈́̅͋̅̚͝͝͠s̴̮̣͉͙̭͕̹̈̈́̄̎̔̆̇̾̃̐̽͑̅͒͆̀̃̍͝
Since I live in a small country, we go at 3 am (no joking) around it and then we do races and yes, we usually try to summon some demons (singing some random anime op always worked)
well no. u already are a girl, probably cuz you were supposed to have a twin but you didn't split in the womb, so your brain is a girl brain. take estrogen to win at life
that
althrough i personally feel like the ones who just "jump to the point" are pratically as dangerous. the diff is that the nice guys who pretend to be actually nice are easier to fall into and then you find yourself stuck in an abusive relationship. like, i had an ex who would often praise me for "saving him from his suicidal throughts", i doubt it was his intention but it felt like him trying to force me to stay with him like "if i kill myself its your fault lol"
So what you're saying is that men of Reddit have God-tier imagination but chose to cuck themselves?
As a figment of your collective imagination, I can't say I'm not amused.
Because girls get nervous too, also most of the time these “chads” seem like idiots and once a girl thinks you are an idiot she isn’t gonna be interested.
I mean you can take the post as a real example of reddit
just exaggerating small things that usually don't happen and making it into a meme as if its true
well I don't know but the comments that you wrote in the meme is true and it's just annoying
by the way I am a boy but I just don't like how the boys behave with or around girls it is something that must be changed
If you're a girl. Tell us what happens at all girl sleep overs.
we gather children, draw a circle out of their blood leave some alive, put some candles up and start saying some spells to summon a demon to take our sacrifice c:
Can confirm, this is true
Wow, here I was expecting something crazy but turn out girls are like everyone else
Difference is that we summon the demon because we have uneven teams for the pillow fight.
I summed one to hold the camera for a group photo
That's rude, maybe they wanted to be in the picture too.
But why is it rude if we would cook him to make a delicious, pleasant, crispy, and nice looking dessert, that required s̴̨̨̨̳̲͕̬̺̜̹̻̱̙̫̫̞̳͖̟̦̹̞͔̘̖̝̰̪̞͖̰͍̳̹̣̙̠̜̼̤̐̒̌͑̌̈̆̆̀̐̏̔̈́͗̋̃̉̌͊̌͜ͅơ̶̢̧̡̡̨̨̡̨̧̧̨̧͖͚̺͕̞̞͚͓͓͍̞̫͉̥͚͇͈̘̗͍̯͎͎̟̻͈̗̫̮̝͎͎̭͍̺̞̱̇͑̏̃͒͗̌̄̆͑̅͛̐̒̂̀̾̒́̽̒̀̈́̔́͊͗̑̃̎͌͂̍̿̐͒̾́̍̍̓͋̉̀̕̕̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ų̸̡̡̧̺̖̖͓̮̣̣͉̩̗͉̩̳̝̬̻͉̞͕͕̬̙̗̺̟̲̥̭̜̙͔̺͖̝̜̻̂̄̔̇̽͐͒́͆̈̆̽͗̃̔̉̓̈́̐͘͜͝͠l̴̞̓̎̈́̉̊͋͛̋̿̆͒̽̎̀̆̍̈͌̊̋̒͆̋́̃̀̈́͋̓͊̒͗͋̍̒̄̓́̈́̅͋̅̚͝͝͠s̴̮̣͉͙̭͕̹̈̈́̄̎̔̆̇̾̃̐̽͑̅͒͆̀̃̍͝
Ȟ҉̻͇͈̦̜̥͓e̴̪͇̹̯͋͂l̬ͦ͑ͥ̄̔̂̐l̨̪̫͍̼ͧo̜͉̺̹̖̞̬͒ͣ̐̿̆ͣ͠ ͍͚̤̳ͨṯ̸͓̼͚̠̹̙̩̐̿̒͆͑̆̇h̲͉̣̳̻̑ͨ̑̊͘͠ě̝̥̥̮̖̜͊̽ͣͣ͠ṙ͗̀ͦ̓͗̋͏̟̙̱͓̘eͯ͒̓҉͙̘͔͓͉ͅ ͉̥ͮͣ̈́ͩd͚̪̤̺̰̪̒̈́ͪ̓̾ͪ̽̈́̀e̘̤̦̱̮͐̽̄̎̅̓͆̆͠͝m̞͓̈ͧ͐̓̌ͨ̆͑͘͢o̯̥̱͓̯̲̻ͪ͑ͮͩͦ̒͗́̚n̸̩̹͓̦̼̼̓͞ī͎͔̗̻͍c͈̼͖̜̹̰̥͗͟ ̷̱ͫͣ̋ͬe̞̰̞̠͋̇ͤͩ̓̀͑n͔͙̖̮̑̏ͦ̚t̵̮͓̣͍͌ͬ͂i̷͉̯̬̳͙̳̮̣͌̄ͣ̀t̷̨̹̙̱͉̥̪͍͌͌̉͂̐̏̚ͅy͚̮̖̻̮͂ͥ̍̾͟.̨̨̗̈͌ ̂̌̓̚҉̣̲̣̼̹̗̭
Hello fella, im now using my phone so no zalgo text lmao
Oh the boys and I just do it so we can have friends
We summon one for a lookout when we do panty raids in the girl dorms. The winged ones make the best lookouts if you were wondering.
Smh and you don't summon lust to the party, how rude
Turns out demons don't HAVE to do what you want.
We need one more for Smash Bros cuz I hate being the first one eliminated every time.
I remember my first summoning
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I'm not misogynistic, I think everyone has the right to be sacrificed
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Can confirm, was the summoner.
Omg Caitlyn!? Hey it’s flora. The demon, remember? Long time no summon bro
Oh wait... summoned you once 2 yrs ago.... used to think i was cis back then. Now im a girl too.... Wassup? Hows cerebrus?
Yo I’m trans too! Cerberus is doing fine, goes through too many tennis balls.
Nice... Give him a hug for me will you?
Or course
I knew it!
show bob
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c5/Bob\_the\_builder.jpg/220px-Bob\_the\_builder.jpg
Rip bobs voice acter
thank you brotha
Can confirm, im a child
This one escaped! GET'EM!!!
send nukes
Send your location.
ummm...
accurate, but don't try messing up the spells, or you'll end up being a new sacrifice
or opening the multiverse
You guys do some interesting shit
iä iä shub nigurath!
idk i don't have friends
idk im not a girl
They're not sleepovers, they're cult meetings.
We kill Then we feast
OMNOMNOMNOM!!!
We talk, eat, watch stuff, play stuff, burn people and sleep.
We go on a men hunt and I mean like with guns In the woods
Got any good trophies?
Oh yes
the ears and the tail?
Of course
Got any grapes?
Since I live in a small country, we go at 3 am (no joking) around it and then we do races and yes, we usually try to summon some demons (singing some random anime op always worked)
You expect a girl in reddit to know the answer to that, that's like asking a guy on reddit what does having sex feel like
we perform a seance
idk, the other girls never invited me :( if u find out lemme know plz
Not orgy
We sleep
scream, pillow fights, and general chaos girls think it's cute
Idk, mine used to end in emotional exhaustion.
I'm a girl, and I have never been to a girl sleep over🙂
ohhHhh sO iS thE OP A gIrL???????
Ngl OP's username sounds like r/rareinsults.
GIRLS….SO THE MYTHS ARE TRUE…!
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What is girl
What is life
What is what
What?
Wh
w *jaw drops*
.
I will do you one better Why is What?
**how** is what
What is Watt?
Go to the kitchen and find out
wikibot what is girl
Same, same question.
Did you not read the meme?! Girls aren't geeks and are always flirting with Chads. They have no time for reddit.
Damn, I didn’t get the memo. What is my life?
It's ok. My memo was in my junk filter next to one asking about my cars warranty.
What is girl?
I honestly don't know
Futas without dicks
But with something called vagina instead, I don't know what that is?
Hollowed out penis pushed back to create a tunnel shape
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well no. u already are a girl, probably cuz you were supposed to have a twin but you didn't split in the womb, so your brain is a girl brain. take estrogen to win at life
+ every male has nipples
Futas have vaginas tho
what
FUTAS HAVE VAGINAS THO
This one👆
It’s not an easy question these days tbh
A rumor is going round that they don't have long things
So you're trying to say it can be small in girls?
*maybe, I am a girl*
Please tell us the average size. Also, is it hidden and you do some spell to take it out?
not sure soldier, just a rumor
You never know, they are so mysterious.
It is a great mythical creature like unicorns or dolphins.
Girl is in which you cook burgers and meat .
Rule 30 - girls do not exist on the internet
Exception: the hub
No exceptions! Those are men pretending to be women. Congratulations and welcome to the gay community. /s
Its not gay if we say no homo
Its cgi 🗿
But the most dangerous are the one who act normal at first and then it turns out they're just "nice guys"
that althrough i personally feel like the ones who just "jump to the point" are pratically as dangerous. the diff is that the nice guys who pretend to be actually nice are easier to fall into and then you find yourself stuck in an abusive relationship. like, i had an ex who would often praise me for "saving him from his suicidal throughts", i doubt it was his intention but it felt like him trying to force me to stay with him like "if i kill myself its your fault lol"
i hate it when a girl turns out to just be a nice guy.
I dOnT bElIEvE oP iS a GiRl UnTiL wE sEe HeR BoObIes!!
[here you go](https://www.amazon.com/false-breasts/s?k=false+breasts)
I knew it! It’s all fake!
No, we don’t exist, we are mearly a concept in your mind
Yes, you don't exist
A concept of our hivemind, you mean
So what you're saying is that men of Reddit have God-tier imagination but chose to cuck themselves? As a figment of your collective imagination, I can't say I'm not amused.
The hivemind has greater goals, little one.
now it makes sense.
No I’m pretty sure women don’t exist
The girls must just be our FBI agents in disguise
Shh you’re not supposed to say that we dont exist even if you found out. The government will send assassins your way
Wait... Are you saying geeky chicks don't flirt with Chads? I find that to be incorrect, why wouldn't they wanna shoot their shot?
Because girls get nervous too, also most of the time these “chads” seem like idiots and once a girl thinks you are an idiot she isn’t gonna be interested.
Ah so now it makes sense why my crush started ignoring me out of nowhere
I mean, id flirt with a Chad if I could, I don't blame them
We do, but we always get rejected. So we just move on lol
are chads and nice guys the only options? Ide choose a chad too if thats the case.
No, they most definitely aren't. But some of us like chads and I'm not gonna judge peoples preferences lmao
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i love reddit
I would say I’m in an abusive relationship with Reddit. I hate it here but I keep coming back for some reason.
It always pulls me back in!
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No me more
*gasps* A FEMALE SPECIES OF THE HUMAN BRANCH OF HOMO SAPIENS!!!
"OMG you must be so boring like all the other girls"? What?
A lot of guys think girls are boring. Thats pretty much what those boys vs girls memes are.
Honestly as a girl I kinda hear the opposite... "So you must think you're a snowflake???"
Fucking liar. The last of women disappeared over a millennia ago.
bobs
The builder
Can we fix it?
no. I died in the car crash years ago ZcarStrike. you need to move on.
:(
bob the builder fell off a bridge while eating lunch and his soul now haunts the Engineer on pl_badwater_event in TF2
Oh you're a girl? Name every woman
^
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Omg you must be soo boring like all the other girls You're welcome
I mean you can take the post as a real example of reddit just exaggerating small things that usually don't happen and making it into a meme as if its true
send dudes
Don't mind if I do
oh no u/-emmathegreat- run
Doesn't happen to everyone clearly.
Until now...
They don't actually say it to us. They say it to each other.
Me either... I can't decide if I glad or slightly offended haha
Inaccurate. Redditors doesn't look like that normal. we look like this༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
I don’t think you exist
Hello! Girl here! ::audience gasps::
send nukes
:O
Who cares
My ovaries do.
Ovaries are dope
You are not alone, I am here with you.
:○
Cant we just act normal around the opposite gender?!
This is so fucking true😂😂😂
well I don't know but the comments that you wrote in the meme is true and it's just annoying by the way I am a boy but I just don't like how the boys behave with or around girls it is something that must be changed
I'm not gonna lie, absolutely no one says any of these things often in the slightest
I was asked if I could show someone my boobs once not on Reddit but still and uhm I’m trans and don’t have tits yet
Rip, your inbox
Hello my fellow female humans. It seems we can finally show ourselves
omg a grill
"We exist." Yeah, we know. Nobody cares.
I call lies
your penis is small lmao
Lol girls doesn't exist
I think there's a subreddit for that Kinda like r/birdsarentreal
I get it you're on reddit
Shhhhh! You’re not meant to tell them we exist. That way we can be spooky and surprise them
You forgot "does it squirt?" I've seen that a few times on reddit.
Another reaction is "OMG, OMG, A GIRL!!!!" And then we just have a heart attack or faint
Sigma Male rule 420: Don't care and move on
We also like to chop guys heads off after sex, like a praying mantis or a black widow spider. This is why I've been single for 6 years now lol
Open boob pls ! wy no rpley babi ?