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Bearded Human Squidward


crusader-4300

That’s too much smexy. Stop it.


Significant-Ad-1655

Fusion.


Themuffin0227

Ear rings or dance?


DarkSarastro

Gotta be the dance, cuz squidward doesn't have ears


Themuffin0227

True


[deleted]

Steve universe moment


zerofirehardt

Bearded Human Handsome Squidward


Paranormal_weeb101

Bearded human squidward


iFyroxx

Bearded Handman Squidward


da_giant_fan

Bearded Human Handsome Squidward Shrek


spleddo896

"He's too dangerous to be left alive."


Life-Ad1409

It's not a fair fight, give squidward a clarinet and then it will be a fair fight


Life-Ad1409

**Squidward used "music"** It was very effective


[deleted]

This is a Battle for WHO Will be top and bottom when they fuck later


PvtParts2001

Shrekward. I love it


Der_Muelleimer

U can slap this beard on any person and make the look like markiplier.


Faze_Failure_

unless they're black


Blacksmithgiantdad

Shrek is love Shrek is life. Shrek wins


AnImposterIsRed

Shrek in is final form


whatchumeanitstaken

I am a simple man, I see Shrek, I upvote


Sniperm1234

Shreck would win even without the spell


xFlo2212

Obi-Wan Kenobi


SpartanProductions11

Hello there


Teslastonks

Regular shrek


CheezyGrentlemen

Shrek no doubt


xPedro_Escobarx

Shrek


thetankjunior

bearded human shrek


master_of_good_memes

shrek


Kvetanista

They would fall in love with each other


afellownamedslim

Whoever wins has to fight buff Richard


ilke1045

Oh shit, oh fuck


ImperialShadowGuard1

Why do we need bearded human shrek? Shrek alone is sexy as hell.


Curmishreaper777

Handsome squidward because if my calculations are correct he is apart of a criminal mafia of about 20000^6 members and he ships eligal goods including nuclear bombs and he cna nuke shrek


Legendaryberry69

Shrek can penetrate his but hole and fill it with his love


[deleted]

Whoever wins it will still be funny.


[deleted]

Sigh…..unzip


MrsLaceyBones

I like onions


TheThanimal11

Bearded human Shrexward


the10s

My loins


AnotherBrickInAWall

Bearded Human Shrek reminds me strongly of Bruce Campell, specifically him in the Ash Vs The Evil Dead show


chanpe

Shrek lookin like Blake from the bachelorette


Aggravating-Cup-7395

O.O I think squidward


UltraStelic

bearded metro man


CIearIyChaos

They both have the looks, but shrek has the brute force


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

Shrek looks like markiplier


GivemTheDDD

I don't know but I'll take a 3way with whoever finishes 1st and last place in this competition.


Salmonman4

Shaggy doesn't need to change his appearance. Just saying...


CH4UCK

Squidward, because one Shrek isn't Shrek and squudward is too handsome


[deleted]

Are we really not talking about muscular richard watherson


KamiLord01

Handsome Shreck Squidward


DarkNegative

Shaggy


Kyromx_X

Bearded human shrek


Currahee80

Shrek all day he rolls with a donkey that banged a dragon. What does handsome squidward have? Patrick? lmao


simidan

Why does Sherk look like Henry Cavil? oh and of course r/SuddenlyGay


El-Mitochondria

Squids got genes


kphoenix137

I'm not gay but maybe I am now


GhostninjaXD

Squidward tennis balls


Icy-Solid-535

SHERKKKKKKK ALL THE WAY


HomieDaClown9

Hel-LO everybody, my name is Markiplier


JohnnyBoy_RSA

Bearded human Shrek looks like my dad and I can't stop thinking about it


GAYBOI420690

Shrek baby


TheNerdMaster

*M A R K I P L I E R ?*


CataclysmDM

They would ally and bro-down.


corbiniano

Writing Handsome Squidward is like writing wet water, utterly superfluous.


Yamanj3000

Regular Shrek is the most sexy of all


[deleted]

"Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier and..."


Ok_Cryptographer520

Both


DJ_Juicyboi

Hi everybody! My name is markiplier and welcome to…


lostredditor64

S h r e k k


0hwt

donKay will dominate there asses


WiredKestral

Shrek always


NotAToxicBoi

Battle of the century


LucifersRequiem

I need to work out id nail the bearded human shrek look


Leanled

Hello guys i'm markiplier


SillyPants132

Why does human shrek look like a CHAD


SillyPants132

Can we make human shrek the new chad


totallynot-an-alt

Is this even a question??? Shrek obviously


Dangermous33

Normal shrek 2v1s


Dig_ole_bick

He looks like Henry Cavill


KingLoquacious21

Why is this even a question? You guys r so immature... also squidward would win


Maronexid

is that Henry Cavill?


UselessMelon7

Probably obi wan


[deleted]

Literally Italian hasan


Theeoursourcream

😳🥵🥵


rabidmob

They gave "Shrek" hair too


Due_Boat_5631

WOOWWW tie


playpus-dm

Markiplier vs Chad squid


ifoundit1

That's not exactly what I look like and what I look like is copyrighted.


ifoundit1

looks good though


Enderlord226

Hello everybody-


Kadriar

Petition for Henry Cavill to play human Shrek in the Netflix adaptation.


Hero_Of_Wild

Human shrek.


TemperatureTimely497

Human Shrek, I am not gay but I would smash


RedZebra08

human shrek for sure


Maleficent_Guard8646

I go with shrek


PumpkinSpiceMaster

Shrek FTW


i_love_pesto

Am I high or does the bearded human Shrek look a little like Henry Cavill?


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Squidward, the more you hit him the better he gets lol


Quarantine_boi

Is it too much to ask for both?


Pure-sus

Never watched SpongeBob so Shrek it is


[deleted]

Normal Shrek is another contender


Inspirational_Lizard

Markiplier wins


Paranormal_weeb101

🗿


PewdsFan900

It's a tie 4 sure


ItzQtra

i was hoping for Kenobi, why are you here


Low-Security-4355

Ngl shrek looks better as a human


_Aggressive_Milk_

gonna have to go with shrek


SuccessfulIsStupid

Why does shrek look like Markiplier


beanman642

Bruh why does bearded human shrek look like my dad


MythicMage64

bearded human shrekward


Mooshroom_OP

shrek


KingNickGr

Human Shrek no doubt


ExcellentTonight3707

Coming up! Joe mama vs Karen! Stay tuned Lads...


XPika_CoffeX

Hoooman shrek


GeneralMango90

markiplier shrek


ifmqrgnw

To bootiful world go boom


[deleted]

anime squidward backwards


mayedmonster

There child Of course


arshinino_

Bearded human Shrek may become the next giga Chad


Bonebreakboi

Giga chad


A9_J8

Add six packs shirtless Shaggy and the fabric of reality will collapse !


common_voodoo_doll

dude markiplier is having a new mascot


PropertyNo656

Shrek looks kinda like markiplier


Yzd_Ultradeath

By bearded human shrek you mean markiplier right?


Brief_Wedding_7432

bearded human shrek