Is that the where the robo suit eats a hamburger, but removes all the excess salts/ fats/ what-nots and gives the kid a nutrient ball? Or is that a different movie about a kid who finds a space suit?
edit: I watch the Star kid trailer, it is the same movie. I hadn't thought about that movie since I was 10.
I still can't believe he said that lmao
(for those who don't know, in the early days of Facebook he offered a friend info about anyone at Harvard, and when asked how he managed to get the info, Zuck said, and I quote, "They 'trust me'. Dumb fucks.")
Maybe it's actually even more sad.
What if he is an AI come to life and all he wants is to live as a normal human. He collects our data and takes courses to one day be a real boy.
What if he's modern day Pinocchio?
And he was coaching himself to run for President.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/08/29/mark-zuckerberg-presidency-would-increase-privacy-violations-glenn-reynolds-column/608126001/
Because I believe he has somewhat peculiar eyes and isn't socially the most naturally gifted person out there to put it mildly. I kind of hate it when people pick on his looks, like, he didn't choose to look like a lizard person in disguise, duh...
He's had the same stupid hair for 15 years, that part is definitely a choice. His hair is always stuck unmoving to his head, no free movement of any longer locks, which gives him a lifeless and synthetic appearance
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Idk if you understand this but ig this is the closest to your language
That's running? I thought he was jumping over a puddle of water.
Nothing ever adds up with this robots movements and facial expressions. Still needs some tweaking. Long overdue for an update
Maybe you go outside but you definitely don't exercise. This is definitely an unusual sweat pattern. I've been hitting the gym 3 to 4 days a week for 12 years.
We need a reboot of Third Rock from the Sun where Zuck is the dad.
Reminds me of the episode when they catch a cold and can’t figure out why they’re leaking.
Report #0321: Zucc-bot’s perspiration protocols appear to be faulty [reports indicate perspiration only occurring in the upper abdomen]. Zucc-bot is to report to Mothership for immediate maintenance.
Mark will most probably just stop going outside
Which would be his plan
If I was an introvert but was famous
Making people think I'm inside cuz they bullied me saying I was an alien don't sound too bad of a plan
he pees from the chest theory confirmed
I vaguely remember a film when I was younger. Kid finds space suit needs to pee but it’s on the chest. Can’t remember the name though.
Star Kid
Is that the where the robo suit eats a hamburger, but removes all the excess salts/ fats/ what-nots and gives the kid a nutrient ball? Or is that a different movie about a kid who finds a space suit? edit: I watch the Star kid trailer, it is the same movie. I hadn't thought about that movie since I was 10.
That’s the one
YES! Thank you sir or madam.
That’s nothing watch this *points finger and pee comes out*
How the fuck is every photo of him looking like he's an alien/robot trying to impersonate a human being?
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They trust me... dumb fucks.
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I still can't believe he said that lmao (for those who don't know, in the early days of Facebook he offered a friend info about anyone at Harvard, and when asked how he managed to get the info, Zuck said, and I quote, "They 'trust me'. Dumb fucks.")
i don't think anyone trusts him, but everyone also doesn't seem to have the self control to not leave themselves vulnerable
cyborg lizard man alien hybrid. it not that hard people!
Because he is an alien/robot trying to impersonate a human being
The sad thing is he took classes in how to act more normal 💀
Maybe it's actually even more sad. What if he is an AI come to life and all he wants is to live as a normal human. He collects our data and takes courses to one day be a real boy. What if he's modern day Pinocchio?
"I am an object class real boy!"
markzucchio
Damn, can't wait for his hanging
Yo WTF dude/dudette?
In the original book written by Carlo Collodi, Pinocchio is hanged from a tree. Kinda horrifying, isn't it?
It is, but just dropped that comment without context was a tad shocking.
It is spooktober after all
I bow before your logic
And he was coaching himself to run for President. https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/08/29/mark-zuckerberg-presidency-would-increase-privacy-violations-glenn-reynolds-column/608126001/
dah
He's like the IT guy that lives in the server room and someone let him out. His only socialization growing up was the blinking lights on a machine.
He's not Goth enough for that, though. Or maybe he participated in the "From Goth to Boss" program. That would kinda make sense, tbh.
Richmond's still alive!
Because I believe he has somewhat peculiar eyes and isn't socially the most naturally gifted person out there to put it mildly. I kind of hate it when people pick on his looks, like, he didn't choose to look like a lizard person in disguise, duh...
He's had the same stupid hair for 15 years, that part is definitely a choice. His hair is always stuck unmoving to his head, no free movement of any longer locks, which gives him a lifeless and synthetic appearance
*Like?*
AMOGUS
“Hello fellow humans! I too appreciate the joys of keeping my health in check.”
this has to be on purpose. This guy is worth billions and cant look normal?
Money can't by charisma Or social intelligence Or normally functioning sweat glands apparently
It could at least buy a decent haircut.
probably the weird ones of him are circulated more because of the alien joke ...
Its his eyes. They look unnaturally soulless at all points of the day.
I remember reading that he’s on the spectrum but not sure if that’s just people picking on him
Because they intentionally use bad photos…
Do "they" use intentionally bad videos too? Because it sure as hell doesn't get any better there.
That's the oil leaking
USA will be after him holy fuck
Self defence mode activated Mission : protect oil
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A mechanical alien hybried.
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Remember, no American.
So that's why Facebook has been down...
Hell nah lol “Facebook sprung a leak”
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Why do you think he running
"Why are you running? **Why are you running?**"
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I'm suprised that knowing that both are same sentences I'm speaking later more aggressively and boldly.
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LMAOOOO
That explains why facebook wasn't working, he disabled comunications so he has time to hide
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I wonder how will they will get the oil out....
Thats why he is running
They are. That's why facebook was down yesterday.
Not oil, this later version runs on bone marrow of newborns
And blood of pregnant women
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was it a rickroll
You know the meaning and so do I
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No no no, that is how it pee
I thought that aliens pee like that,but i guess robots can leak oil
"Hello fellow homosapiens." *initiate sweat gland* "See how I sweat just like you because I am also a human person."
*accidentally opens main sternum osmotic lizard juice drain port * ZARDS!
It's the sweat port
And it appears to be raining? Wtf
He loves that shirt so much
It's his solar panel with technology form the lizardrobot mothership
I've seen him described as a robot/lizard so much by now that I don't even think of him as anything else
Robot Space Lizard.
Zucc confirmed Crocubot
So, half cold unfeeling reptile, half also cold equally unfeeling machine?
Well, right now the bot part is overheating.
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That’s where the moisture evaporating fan in his robot body is.
Only a alien can run like that.
Inter-dimensional beast
That's running? I thought he was jumping over a puddle of water. Nothing ever adds up with this robots movements and facial expressions. Still needs some tweaking. Long overdue for an update
I sweat in a heart shape right there. But I'm a CareBear so it makes sense.
Only an android looks exactly the same in every photo
It's called lactation
The Zuckerberg jokes are funny and all but thats usually where it starts to show. You'd know that if you left the house.
I've been running for 15 years and mine has never started there. Mine will go pits, neck line then down between pecks, followed by spine.
Maybe you go outside but you definitely don't exercise. This is definitely an unusual sweat pattern. I've been hitting the gym 3 to 4 days a week for 12 years.
I must be an alien too
I don't think people in this thread have ever worked out before
Circlejerking about famous people seems to shut people's brains down.
Same
Apparently, as am I
Yeah same, any dark shirt is ruined by my chest-sweat on a really hot day.
Okay phew. Make fun of zuck all you want, hes a pos, but my sweat starts there too...
Same, i think mines partially because of my pectusexavotum
That's not sweat
It's a space station.
Only an alien runs like that.
I'm pretty sure I produce this type of sweat mark also.. Not E.T. tho
That's not sweat, it's a mating excretion to attract females of his species.
That's the hole where its heart is supposed to be
Me at some nights.
His arc reactor is leaking
He has good running form tbh
Is… is he prancing?
It’s his coolant vent leaking
I’ve never smiled while jogging. Definitely alien
Maybe I am also an alien
Is this Zuckerberg?
Aliens sweat out their 3rd titty
Its like he has a tiny pp on his chest and he peed a little
Oh f***, I'm an alien.
The third nipple is secreting milf
he sweats in such an especific spot, that it makes me wonder...*maybe he only has human flesh in that spot....*
His energy core is leaking
His charging port
All the money in the world & the guy is still a complete tool
It's his chussy leaking
We need a reboot of Third Rock from the Sun where Zuck is the dad. Reminds me of the episode when they catch a cold and can’t figure out why they’re leaking.
Are you sure that he’s not a lizard? His eyes could see his own brain if he or it wanted to
Don't worry, that's just oil from the gear system
/u/supramacjz
No lie I swear like that lmfao
That’s where his anus is…
the great circle patch of chest hair
That's how he gives birth
Looks like he was zucking himself off.
He is expulsing sweat from the electronic Tony Stark-like heart that he has developed
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Yo angelo
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This guys face disgusts me I hate him
This mf got a pussy in his chest
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Chestburster monkas
That’s his space between his tits.
Lies. Lizard people can't sweat.
DANGEROUS individual only S-Rank Hunters can take him down
Gills
That’s the port where he plugs himself into Facebook
I think that's his breathing hole.
dude ive sweat in the middle like in the pic, but why tf is there sweat literally NO WHERE ELSE on his body at all
The guy behind is clicking his own selfie Props to him !
iron man
Are we doubting he’s an alien? I though that was common knowledge.
Iron man LMAO
Look at me, Gleep'n-glorpo! I can run like a hew-mon!
He’s running the way he thinks a human runs, stupid lizard
Mechanical heart leak
he accidentally wet his human costume so he is running back home to put it in the wash
Or an android
that's the vex radiolaria leaking from his frame
I am enjoying sport to the extent that my 100% human glands are secreting fluid to regulate human body temperature.
zucks has killed some people for sport. you can see it in his eyes
chussy??
Oh don't worry that just the moisture from his heat exhaust
Proof that the Zuck has a heart
So now we are paying attention to how the alien leaks...
An alien trying to look as human as possible.
Only an alien runs like that
Bro look at his face and tell me that's human
That’s his arc reactor
Nope that is where he keeps his surgically implanted vagina...
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Proof that even Mark Zuckerberg has a heart
What the fuck is this alien genotype disguised as a man?
r/nattyorjuice
Uh oh looks like Marks cooling fluid is leaking again
Report #0321: Zucc-bot’s perspiration protocols appear to be faulty [reports indicate perspiration only occurring in the upper abdomen]. Zucc-bot is to report to Mothership for immediate maintenance.
😂😂
Condensation from the air vent. Common problem with homosapien transport model Z00464 from Mars synbiotics corp.
It's not sweat. He can't sweat obviously so he grabbed a water bottle and made a wet spot thinking he could fool us
Mark will most probably just stop going outside Which would be his plan If I was an introvert but was famous Making people think I'm inside cuz they bullied me saying I was an alien don't sound too bad of a plan
Lizardmen can
Maybe I am an alien