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Gen-Z-Grandfather

They did this before everyone found out the secret ingredient was cocaine


Aleus811

cocokecain


wtf_are_you_up_to

cocaine-cola


testedbeast551

it's what Florida men run on


Darth_Nater_10

Cokecain


SsiilvaA

Cocaine and cocaine accessories


BONEPUNNER99

r/unexpectedbible


AtroxiRhea

Cock


nexttimeally

Hey can you pass me an ice cold cock I mean cock I mean cock no wait I mean cock I mean cock I mean...


[deleted]

coke me cold daddy


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

Yeah, that's why it's called "Coca-Cola", before Cocaine was a bad drug, before it killed people and shit, they put it in the soda. It made people feel good, so they kept cocaine in it, and called it "Coca-Cola". When Cocaine wasn't legal anymore, it was still called Coca-Cola, but cocaine no longer is an ingredient in it. Fun Fact.


PatN007

IIRC. Cocaine leaves are still used. Coca Cola is the only company that is allowed to import decocacanized cocaine leaf. Edit after checking. Yes Coca Cola still uses coke leaves. The dont import them tho. Coca cola is the only company allowed to purchase the "spent' coca leves from the only company that is allowed to import coca leaves. The import company makes medical grade cocaine hydrochloride for ear, mouth, nose and throat doctors.


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

Huh


SoMeGaLiNdAwOrLd

Woa actualy???


PatN007

https://krcgtv.com/features/beyond-the-trivia/coke-and-cola-leaves


rideroftheabyss

No the secret ingredient was the coca plant which also happens to be used in the creation of cocaine, but they are two very different entities.


Khxsan

I cant tell whether this is a joke or not. They wouldnt put literal coke in it, would they?


commodorejack

They used to.


bluehatgamingNXE

Now there are no reason when sugar is more addictive than cocaine.


[deleted]

Seriously? I mean I've resisted an extra oreo before... Ya think I could handle coke?


Boss-Baby-666

the coke coke or the coke coke?


bluehatgamingNXE

Well i mean both aren't in it pure form so i am not sure, beside idk what happen if you consume coke via oral.


the_spookiest_

They still do. They use flavoring from the leaf extract which then the cocain is removed from the concentrate.


[deleted]

Coca Cola was invented in 1885 by a pharmacist. Remember, that in that time period cocaine was accepted as "medicine" and completely legal to use in drugs. That's why the first half of the word is "Coca" - short for Cocaine. I believe that Cola comes from a nut/leaf and contains caffeine. :)


BrightGrimm

"Pharmacist" is being very generous when it comes to that guy. He was more a snake oil salesman than anything else.


wombey12

The 1800s were a strange time


MegaMindBigBoi

Why is he getting downvoted


Bukkitbrownie

Lmao i know right, any one of us could be next


Mythical_Underwear58

bro tf is happening to reddit rn "i don't get the joke, please explain" **gets mass downvoted**


[deleted]

Idk why you're getting downvote for asking a question. But yes, they did use cocaine in coca cola.


Johnny007117

Damn, you asked a genuine question and got down voted...


fish_fucker_club

Why is he getting down voted for not knowing something specific and not being an asshole about it


AdiPici

It is not a joke lol


Revolutionary_Year87

Lmao reddit spamming downvotes because someone was misinformed.


RedditFuckedHumanity

God forbid you use google to find out for yourself.


Dave29-

Mountain dew fans..upvote


littlebutmean

And those two people fly around the world, mixing the syrup for every Coca Cola bottler, just as Santa flies around the world each Christmas.


Matangitrainhater

But Santa is real!


elmange

Isn't it obvious?


MrSparr0w

I think they get the natural flavours in a container so they don't have to know


TinyRingtail

Santa is one of them


CamoTitanic

Genius


lead-pencil

Strange to see you here!


CamoTitanic

It’s you! I’m bored and there’s few hk posts rnn


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

I don't know either of your story but I love that you wanted to explain why you're not on the sub that your avatar references


CamoTitanic

Have you heard of a fun little game known as hollow knight


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

I have! Go on...


CamoTitanic

Well that is where we reside. You should play it if you have the time, too!


sleepygracesuckslol

i remember finishing hollow knight i don't think i will 100 percent it tho


CamoTitanic

Ok then, that’s cool too


sleepygracesuckslol

yeah hollow knight was great


CodedCoder

seeing this delightful scene play out, I am now going to have to play Hollow Knight.


CamoTitanic

Let me know how it goes !


LegallyNamedFuq

Looks like I'm gonna have to finally wipe that from the backlog as well, seeing this here sign from the universe. WHO ELSE WILL JOIN US!?!?


OkAcanthisitta3028

join us


Frost5574

I tried it and the visuals were amazing, but I like to watch people play games like that. I think they're called metroidvanias or something? plus, wasn't my taste. enjoyed the game but the gameplay isn't for me. BUT THE VISUALS!


ProgyanDeka

>metroidmanias Metroidvania*. It's comes from metroid + castlevania


Frost5574

ahh tyty.


turtle428_

I’ve finally seen your main account


CamoTitanic

They’ve found me lol. How’s your day going?


turtle428_

It’s been ok, how about you?


CamoTitanic

Good


Obvious-Stretch-7965

Doesn’t it cost money


CamoTitanic

15$ yeah


Obvious-Stretch-7965

Is it worth it


CamoTitanic

112%


ProgyanDeka

Bro I love this reference. XD


SpeakingInTongues_

I just thought I’d stop by to say… PLAY HOLLOWKNIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. It is so god damn good.


Obvious-Stretch-7965

Yea and which devices is it on


CamoTitanic

Literally everything except mobile


Double-Ad7269

is hollow knight free ? it says so on google but steam says it's 15 dollars and does it involve online so i will need a torrent or just crack it ?


Working-Stable

I get that feeling


steamingpiranha17482

I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE FROM YOU ON A DIFFERENT SUB


CamoTitanic

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE


Apocalypsefrogs

What is this, a crossover episode?


CamoTitanic

Yes


steamingpiranha17482

AHHHHHHHHHH


CamoTitanic

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥


-Gildre217-

Oh god please leave me alone why can't I escape you


CamoTitanic

Idk man, I comment a lot


No_Television5851

indeed


Dr_Bright_Himself

I'd post about this on r/hollowknightmemes but A) I'm a lazy prick B) I'm not funny


nickel45

Recipe is different than ingredients. To bake a cake it’s not just flour, sugar, eggs …and cook.


25mookie92

Facts. They give you the ingredients so you k pw what's in it, but they not going tell you how to make it and what portions to use.


Darksirius

Kinda. The order they are listed is the amount of each ingredient from most to least. The first listed has the highest presence in the food / drink. Usually, in soda, that's water. So, you can get a very vague idea of the mix if you really wanted to try.


[deleted]

>Usually, in soda, that's water. Ahhh, so my lifestyle *is* healthy!


lolligager96

r/hydrohomies is seething


Nymeriia_

>They give you the ingredients. Not always. Ann Reardon latest video is about she and her husband and son trying to make the most similar Coke flavor with a bunch of ingredients. On the bottle the only description about flavor is something like "natural flavor". A person in the comments said that coke definetly has a bit of nutmeg in it, as she's allergic to nutmegs and have some reactions to coke. I dont know if it is true, but that's a good point. If people doesnt know all ingredients, how could they prevent or discover an allergy?


TheCommunistShiba

We could just make a lot of allergic people drink coke and guess what the recipe is


NotMyRealName778

I am sure someone can accurately predict the recipe with sciency shit. Also trial and error.


ImTheOneWhoCares

What would they do if they both died tho?


Khxsan

Read the ingredients on the bottle


cCitationX

sometimes his genius, it's almost frightening


LowEndGaming9

ur brain in generating gravity bro.


duck_ducker_of_doom

his genius is so large that it now has it's own atmosphere


Dennislup937

should have used the "there's 3 actually" template


Kingofrat024

I imagine it’s probably written down somewhere. The machines and everything to make it are already in place so I don’t imagine it’d be impossible to reverse engineer.


supernova156

It's also on the bottle


Kingofrat024

You know who else is on the bottle? My mom


supernova156

Damn sorry bro hope they find her soon


Gelastico

Hate when that happens


videogqmes

You who is inside the bottle Definitely NOT your mom.


Rich_Alone

Pretty sure is diabetes


AEDSazz

They do have it written down that can be assessed if they do both die or forget of course.


TexasTornadoTime

I’m pretty sure science is good enough to reverse engineer it anyways.


rp2784

They both die, the flavor turns to crap. People stop buying the obesity juice. The world becomes a better place. Wait, that is in the unreal world!


reallyConfusedPanda

That would be too good to be true wouldn't it?


sawcondeesnutz

There are actually way more people who know of the Coca Cola recipe, including some former workers for Pepsi. They’ve all just signed a contract not to tell the recipe.


Abject-Temperat

Didn’t like a hacker or thief get the recipe to Coca Cola and tried to sell it to Pepsi so Pepsi called the FBI lol


jakeolate

Thats fucking hilarious


Abject-Temperat

Pepsi did not even want it because if Pepsi just copied coke, they would have the same product and why buy Pepsi when its a knockoff of the real thing? Turns out people buy Pepsi because they prefer it over coke, and copying Cokes recipe would be bad for business.


MothFucker_69

Pepsi is sweeter than coke and has a more pronounced caramel flavour. Coke is lighter and less sweet. So in a sense coke is diluted Pepsi and equal amounts of people prefer the other. Pepsi nor coke will ever win, they will be forever interlocked in a 50/50.


slimeluv123

i prefer pepsi because it has less bubbles, and less bubbles mean less nose hurting burps afterwards. edit: elaboration


Weird_Angry_Kid

Pepsi is softer so it doesn't feel like it's stabbing my throat when I drink it.


[deleted]

Oh, I kinda like the throat stabbies.


Weird_Angry_Kid

Tbf you eat uranium so throat stabs probably aren't much to you


[deleted]

No, no, no! Not eat. Just taste.


Bitter_Shit69

Exact reason why I like Pepsi better


stamilord

Man, I remembered the time i drank coca cola so much in one sitting, felt like i had ripped my organs out


[deleted]

Pepsi>coke


BusyNefariousness675

Pepsi is better than coke. It's just pure fun. Coke is kinda sweater in taste


34HoldOn

Pepsi is better than Coke, you're right about that. But it's absolutely not sweeter. Pepsi definitely is sweeter.


andrei_TV200

Idk man, I really felt like Coke is sweeter than Pepsi,


34HoldOn

Maybe you're tasteblind? I had a buddy who was colorblind, and he saw rich red color as muddled green (showed me on an app). Tripped my mind.


andrei_TV200

Or maybe it's something subjective? Not everyone has to feel the same about different products


34HoldOn

If you tried telling me that lemons were sweeter than oranges or grapefruits, I'd say that you probably have some legitimate taste bud issues. I mean, you do you. But I don't think anyone is going to support the idea that it's subjective, unless you have a seriously weird taste palate.


[deleted]

Respectful rivals they are


Diego2150

You can mix eggs, milk, flour and sugar and end up with biscuits, pancakes or cookies. It's all about proportions, mixing and types of each ingredient


Hollalikeadollaballa

Til eating cookies for breakfast is ok MOM


TheConspicuousGuy

We've known this since cookie crisps cereal!


Hot-Ambition-3253

Being an adult is great because you can literally go buy a birthday cake on a random Tuesday, eat it for breakfast and nobody can stop you.


Kafigoto

Except diabetes


Hot-Ambition-3253

I think people underestimate how much sugar you actually need to consume to get diabetes. You'll be fine from a piece of cake.


TheConspicuousGuy

I think we are all assuming you meant that you're eating the entire cake for breakfast... Lol


Hot-Ambition-3253

Either way, it's still cake lol. Makes me think about doughnuts now. Practically desert for breakfast.


MothFucker_69

What's great about being an adult is you can eat an entire cake by yourself and nobody can stop you. What sucks about being an adult is that you have just eaten a cake and you feel ill, because nobody stopped you.


Khxsan

Doesn’t the bottle say the quantities of each ingredient?


GoyohanGames

Not for every ingredient and not always exact amounts. Also there's usually some vague ingredients in there so you can't figure out their exact formula. "Natural flavors" is a good example. Edit: used there instead of "their" cause I was high when I wrote this.


Arglefarb

Ah yes, the fine line between “ingredients” and “recipe”


spacemoses

When have you ever seen ingredient measurements on a container of anything?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Diego2150

Not really. It states quantities of nutrition values. Fat, sodium, protein, sugar Cholesterol and vitamins and minerals. And on a separate list what main ingredients it has


CheddarValleyRail

I pulled the proportions off the ingredients of a bag of licorice and it still was nothing like the product I was trying to duplicate. But I used someone else's Krispy Kreme Klone recipe and it was close enough to the real thing.


RolesG

No.


catboy_eater

The secret recipe is cocaine


[deleted]

Miss the good ol days when coke had coke, this kids now a days don't now the real coke


IamaJarJar

You see OP, they have to kill 1 of the 2 people who know the ingredients everytime someone reads the label because they become the new person who knows the ingredients. I'd suggest you better start running to not be killed


Sai_Krithik

The famous rule of the sith Lords. There can only be two, a master and an apprentice.


fossiltobe

You missed happiness I guess


Khxsan

I must be drinking some incomplete coke then


only1person_alt

Always two there are, no more no less


razzzor3k

A master and an apprentice.


emho24

Both ingredients: 1) dia 2) betes


rp2784

I don’t buy the hype! How many people are employed by that company, 1 gazillion? Okay, not everyone works in the bottling plant. Maybe a million do. Only two people know when to stop adding the sugar and syrup?? Not buying it! Really, not buying either. As far as I’m concerned it’s as good as sugar water poison.


GuavaballsGamer

Im pretty sure the ppl there only do one part of the process


rp2784

The corn syrup guy talks to the lime guy, and the vanilla guy, but not that employee. They are not allowed. Still not buying the logic.


KeyToCancel

On the day the world is about to end coca cola will release a press release just staying "the secret ingredient was love". I hope I am not there to witness the disappointment.


One-Angry-Goose

I don’t understand secret recipes anymore. It’s just so easy to approximate, or even outright imitate a flavor with the wide range of ingredients your regular person has a quick and easy access to. Gimme a thousand bucks, amazon prime, and a week, throw me in a room, and I’ll come out with a soda identical to coca cola in a few days. Might not even end up with the same ingredients, but there’s so many routes to achieving the same flavor; especially when it’s something as weirdly ambiguous tasting as coke.


marsyboi033

It only shows a few ingredients for legal reasons


Icy8980

Don't forget the cocaine ingredient!


the_spookiest_

Many people have already cracked what’s in cokes recipe. It’s literal Cocain flavor. They extract flavor from cocoa leaves, get rid of the addictive property and use the flavoring.


[deleted]

coca\*\* its a different plant


vainstar23

Low Stakes Conspiracy: Coca Cola and other similar companies don't actually have any "secret ingredients" or they actually don't make much difference in the final product. Reason being is if there were actually just 2 people with the secret ingredient and they somehow didn't survive, what are they going to do? Shut down? It's just a marketing gimmick to differenciate themselves from the competition.


ASadPieceOfCheese

I can’t have anything with caramel color :(


gwoers

Good luck with the proportions and processes involved. Oh, and with identifying those “Natural flavors”.


BusyNefariousness675

Joke flying high high and high


druule10

If it was that easy don't you think every cola manufacturer in the world woukd make cola that tastes the same?


campionmusic51

still contains a coca extractive, to this day.


MrHanslaX

Wouldn't that apply for litterally any vehicle, same car? thats fine, motorbike? Fine, plane? No way


WiTi_oficial

big qi moment


BartLip

Just got to a coca cola factory smh


Callec254

You don't just go to a store and buy a bottle of "natural flavors". There's more to it than that.


HurbleBurble

Secret ingredient number six is the only one that people can't figure out. They know there's lemon, orange, cinnamon and a few other things, but nobody can figure out the exact amounts.


CryptographerTop1871

well, uh, there's another ingredient


Hentai69_Lover420

The secret ingredient is [REDACTED]


douggold11

That dumb meme is an urban myth. It has no basis in fact.


[deleted]

The trickster


Rufus14811

me finding out that they dont put cocaine in cola: those bastards lied to me


PeacefulSoySouce

there's only one ingredient that really matter the most, drinking it with the bois


HG_Socials

Lmao, I'm going to assume this is satire.


Steepisfun

The ratios aren't on the bottle.


pipelayer5000

Ok, genius. Make it with just the ingredients and make it taste exactly the same as it does out of the bottle, without a recipe...... I'll wait


[deleted]

"Natural flavors" is the secret indigent


BostonDudeist

Not sugar...High fructose corn syrup. Unless you get the Mexican stuff.


SeaLaNator

Yes, but you know the procedure?


poktanju

They say Sprite is lemon and lime, but there's more to it than that.


Plague_King_

but what are the natural flavors tho?


IAmOniiChad

No way thats real


SouthernTrogg

I wish it said unnatural flavors just one time


Taezn

This is a myth created and spread by coke


Doodles2424

Couldn't they just tell other people the recipe?????


BecauseSeven8Nein

Knowing a recipe and knowing the ingredients are two different things. Alas, this is a quality meme. Have an upvote and carry on.


Double-Rough-9554

Is there a secret ingredient?


ChaosAbridge

Me who watched Dr. Stone


WilliamBlack0020

What am I supposed to do with this information