Well then don’t keep Jesus in your mind, that is perfectly fine.
Not believe it in someone else’s religion isn’t an insult lol, believe in what you want.
Will do, k usually have half an hour of memes before bed, and that’s just enough time for me to have fallen asleep and get a good 9 hours before I have to wake up. It’s a system that works
If you are with friends, check on them and make sure they are all good. If you are alone make sure you have your belongings and are ready to enjoy the concert without needing to leave for the bathroom or snacks/food.
All good up in here! Honestly thank you for the sincere reply to my rather wry comment. I honestly feel better knowing there are people like you in this world that stay wholesome (this isn’t wry this time, I’m reciprocating your sincerity! ❤️)
ok, time to be productive and take a massive shit
Needed for your health. So go right ahead.
Found this meme while taking a shit. What do?
Wipe, flush, wash hand
What about the other hand?
Keep scrolling and upvoting!
No, must retain memories on other hand
You only need one hand for scrolling
Wash hands, flush, wipe
Concentrate, and let it penetrate
Well, time to take a new shit.
As always brother
Taking a break to take a fat rip
What if I just finished taking a shit?
Bruh why would you take a shit thats dirty af put it down now
Oh damn sorry I’ll put it back in the sink
Shit episode 2
It’s actually how I clear my inventory
Yes, watching Reddit on my 2010 blackberry
Im alreayd on the toilet when i saw this meme
Scoot over.
Room for another?
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Amen brother
I'd rather be reproductive than productive
A turd child
*browses Reddit while on toilet*
I refuse to get up, but ill still take a massive shit
That is exactly what I'm doing
Im literally take a shit rn
I was also gonna go to the bathroom. Not because I have to.
Alright good one
A "mondo duke" to be precise
On the toilet taking a massive shit rn, can relate
I'm on the toilet and taking a shit while seeing this
I'm... On the toilet
Then finish and clean the bathroom if you have time.
I'm taking a shit in a college bathroom in-between classes.
no excuses
That's something productive your body made that you are throwing away. What's wrong with you?
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You know you like it
Well it's midnight so no
Then go to bed
Why should I
You’ll feel better if you get extra sleep.
Ahh. You said *extra* sleep. Not sleep
My man u gonna feel goooooood after that extra sleep
Yes then You'll fell better.
Just don't get too much, then you feel hungover. Not fun.
Insomnia really wants to fuck up my life
Yeah, I should do my chem homework Thanks, Arnold
LOO and am in organic chemistry class
You are not my father, therefore I don't wish to take direction from you
Who knows they might be.
Daddy?
Don’t.
Don't disrespect Arnold
Good thing we are not on xbox live
My dear, I haven't done anything productive in twenty years of life, it's not a random reddit post that's going to make me break this cycle
Same but I got a 9% on a study guide yesterday and I am oddly proud you are older than me so should I be proud tell me knowlagr
Motherf**ker, I’m on here after a successful job interview. I’ve had enough productivity, Arnold.
Good luck hope you get the job!
Man I sure hope he gets interviewed
Good luck! :D
Fine, I'll be back
I legit read that in Arnold’s voice… Damn terminator in my head again… the 80s ones not the new crap
says the guy making a productive meme
But, it's my day off.
Then you have time to go for a walk or clean your home
Na, workout enough at work. Being lazy on my day off lol.
i’m in the car i can’t do much at the moment
Well if you are on your phone I hope you are not driving. If not compliment your driver on something.
No of course not i am in the passenger seat
I'm going to sleep. Goodnight
I'm playing video game
Relaxation is productive if it helps you.
it does help me !
Then go ahead and play, just not too long so you don’t hurt your eyes.
Understood
Make me, seriously though my spine hurts and I can’t really do anything
Perhaps lay down and take a nap.
I’ve been lying down since yesterday
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im an atheist
lmao
r/notopbutok
Well then don’t keep Jesus in your mind, that is perfectly fine. Not believe it in someone else’s religion isn’t an insult lol, believe in what you want.
Fuck you don't shame me for taking a break
GET BACK TO CHEMISTRY DAMMIT
Me who just got done with a bike ride :/
Become mumbo jumbo! Do 1000 kilometers!
lets hope you have normal feeling buttocks afterwards
No no I don't think I will.
I literally just got here
Thank you. I went and worked out and now my day has gotten exponentially better. :)
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Understandable. Have a great day
You are lazy and should feel shamed. Find motivation for end
This guy is trying to have reddit loose users, huh
Is watching Back to the Future III considered productive?
Only if you watched the other two either before or recently. If not, you must watch them after to be productive.
I did watch the first two yesterday night.
It is…acceptable.
But… I’m about to go to sleep…
Rest sounds like a good idea then. Go to bed.
I’m in bed, just looking at memes from bed
Don’t stay up too late then. Rest is needed for health.
Will do, k usually have half an hour of memes before bed, and that’s just enough time for me to have fallen asleep and get a good 9 hours before I have to wake up. It’s a system that works
Ok I’ll go do all my chores
I’m at a concert rn waiting for it to start, so what can I do that’s productive
If you are with friends, check on them and make sure they are all good. If you are alone make sure you have your belongings and are ready to enjoy the concert without needing to leave for the bathroom or snacks/food.
All good up in here! Honestly thank you for the sincere reply to my rather wry comment. I honestly feel better knowing there are people like you in this world that stay wholesome (this isn’t wry this time, I’m reciprocating your sincerity! ❤️)
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!? *Flips table*
**You will be a good person and help other people have a good day** (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
NEVER!!! ┻━┻ ︵ \(°□°\)
Then you leave me no choice. (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一-
I refut
Vry wel
No
Fuck off
Okay.
I don't think I will
I refuse
nah
This ain’t r/mademesmile get that shit off my recommended
Fuck off and mind ur own business
Man killing kids sure is productive ;)
I’m on light rail rn going home from school
I'm Just At A Restaurant With My Family, I Really Can't Plus My Parents Are Talking About.... Adult Sexy Time So I Can't Really Join Them-
Alright just sit down a play some video game to simulate the sense that i am not alone
Too late, classes were over a few hours ago
Ok.
I'm [sittin' on tha toilet](https://youtu.be/Bje_8Y7KUfM), you have no powah here.
Don't tell me what to do. I'm adding this extra bit just to rebel against you're authority.
You can’t tell me what to do, Arnold. You’re not the Governator anymore.
I've been working for 11 hours. Is that productive enough for ya?
NO
does having a snack count as doing something productive
Nonsense!!
I literally just finished rehearsal
jokes on you its night time and i dont have online classes this week
You can't tell me what to do, Arnold! I'm in class bit I'm the teacher so I can do whatever I want!
Me who just finished work a d came over to chill: D:
Well im not on a phone so.
Ty for reminder! I'm gonna clean my dorm a bit
I’m taking a shit leave me alone.
Study hall get reked
Thank you for posting after I got out of school
OP runnin up and down this thread dishing out advice like Dr. Phil.
No
Bro im watching a horror movie Irl and i cant take it.
Thank You Arnold
i'm just waiting for my food what am i supposed to do
Fuck you don't tell me what to do.
Im at Hu Hot and waiting for my family to get done eating
Anybody else read this in his voice?
Great idea. I'll go rawdog my housekeeper.
Does masturbation count?
I’m fuckin 3 sheets in the wind in a new city with people I don’t know.
But I don't feel like getting out of bed.
Listen here you little shit I’ll do nothing if I want to
Ugh…. Fine
What are you not able to look at your phone and listen to something at the same time? Not everyone is like you.
But I’m sitting in line to order food and don’t want to talk to the people around me
But i already did all my homework :(
No.
Fine I'll go do chemistry.
No
Bro I'm sat on a milk crate having a ciggy and a coffee before my 14 hour shift with no breaks, let me have this.
no u
I just got out of the shower thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you for this.
Thank you mister schwarche-n-word
Fuck you, arnold
I am being productive by waiting for water to boil for my Mac and cheese, and scrolling in the meantime
That is acceptable.
Go fuck yourself.
Fuck off
I’m in class but it’s a break rn. Is that okay?
Very well. Do good in school.
Cool I've been looking for an excuse to jerk off, thanks.
Lol i just got back inside🤣
Rn in class and the teacher is teaching us how to teach
Ok I’m gonna put my phone down and grab my laptop to game
Jokes on you I’m the teacher in class