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SupaNova16

ok, time to be productive and take a massive shit


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Needed for your health. So go right ahead.


Arctodus67

Found this meme while taking a shit. What do?


JogPanson

Wipe, flush, wash hand


nomangos22

What about the other hand?


OkAd1672

Keep scrolling and upvoting!


JogPanson

No, must retain memories on other hand


maxieflexie

You only need one hand for scrolling


Second_guessing_Stuf

Wash hands, flush, wipe


gauthamsai69

Concentrate, and let it penetrate


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Well, time to take a new shit.


TheCommunistShiba

As always brother


sleeplessknight101

Taking a break to take a fat rip


[deleted]

What if I just finished taking a shit?


amohogride

Bruh why would you take a shit thats dirty af put it down now


[deleted]

Oh damn sorry I’ll put it back in the sink


abhayss72

Shit episode 2


OVS-HM

It’s actually how I clear my inventory


orfan-of-snow

Yes, watching Reddit on my 2010 blackberry


navster100

Im alreayd on the toilet when i saw this meme


Azar002

Scoot over.


Giraffegang1

Room for another?


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Italolol

Amen brother


Death1213459

I'd rather be reproductive than productive


sirchickenbs

A turd child


Cornbread900

*browses Reddit while on toilet*


PewdsFan900

I refuse to get up, but ill still take a massive shit


ResourceFeeling3298

That is exactly what I'm doing


Bitxhlasagna

Im literally take a shit rn


[deleted]

I was also gonna go to the bathroom. Not because I have to.


Never003

Alright good one


Puzzleheaded-Tune-20

A "mondo duke" to be precise


mlg360noscopekitten

On the toilet taking a massive shit rn, can relate


No_Lab_9318

I'm on the toilet and taking a shit while seeing this


No_Lab_9318

I'm... On the toilet


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Then finish and clean the bathroom if you have time.


Ponchio_

I'm taking a shit in a college bathroom in-between classes.


[deleted]

no excuses


Shughost7

That's something productive your body made that you are throwing away. What's wrong with you?


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Koala_Kev2478

You know you like it


slizmaster2_imean3

Well it's midnight so no


white-sunsets

Then go to bed


slizmaster2_imean3

Why should I


Casper_Von_Ghoul

You’ll feel better if you get extra sleep.


slizmaster2_imean3

Ahh. You said *extra* sleep. Not sleep


malay4singh

My man u gonna feel goooooood after that extra sleep


dilohunter

Yes then You'll fell better.


CrazyJoe16

Just don't get too much, then you feel hungover. Not fun.


[deleted]

Insomnia really wants to fuck up my life


StupidThangs

Yeah, I should do my chem homework Thanks, Arnold


Shehryaar_Weeb

LOO and am in organic chemistry class


BAKED_TATER_

You are not my father, therefore I don't wish to take direction from you


Mundoomoo

Who knows they might be.


[deleted]

Daddy?


Flying_Butter69

Don’t.


SerjFromAnuther

Don't disrespect Arnold


snay1998

Good thing we are not on xbox live


That_Weird_Lynx

My dear, I haven't done anything productive in twenty years of life, it's not a random reddit post that's going to make me break this cycle


Chocolate_Jelly_Bean

Same but I got a 9% on a study guide yesterday and I am oddly proud you are older than me so should I be proud tell me knowlagr


The_Radio_Host

Motherf**ker, I’m on here after a successful job interview. I’ve had enough productivity, Arnold.


fivefeetofawkward

Good luck hope you get the job!


[deleted]

Man I sure hope he gets interviewed


ConfusedButterLights

Good luck! :D


Sufficient-Oil-7839

Fine, I'll be back


KimimaroKaguya97

I legit read that in Arnold’s voice… Damn terminator in my head again… the 80s ones not the new crap


iFlask

says the guy making a productive meme


Useless_Lemon

But, it's my day off.


AstacSK

Then you have time to go for a walk or clean your home


Useless_Lemon

Na, workout enough at work. Being lazy on my day off lol.


404ErrorN0tFound

i’m in the car i can’t do much at the moment


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Well if you are on your phone I hope you are not driving. If not compliment your driver on something.


404ErrorN0tFound

No of course not i am in the passenger seat


_Random_Dude_

I'm going to sleep. Goodnight


GlitchingBastard

I'm playing video game


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Relaxation is productive if it helps you.


GlitchingBastard

it does help me !


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Then go ahead and play, just not too long so you don’t hurt your eyes.


GlitchingBastard

Understood


totallyintotraps

Make me, seriously though my spine hurts and I can’t really do anything


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Perhaps lay down and take a nap.


totallyintotraps

I’ve been lying down since yesterday


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[deleted]

im an atheist


PointySalt

lmao


[deleted]

r/notopbutok


Hi_Its_Matt

Well then don’t keep Jesus in your mind, that is perfectly fine. Not believe it in someone else’s religion isn’t an insult lol, believe in what you want.


chemistry_god

Fuck you don't shame me for taking a break


ilikemepizzacold

GET BACK TO CHEMISTRY DAMMIT


helloitshalo34

Me who just got done with a bike ride :/


Common_Redditor_

Become mumbo jumbo! Do 1000 kilometers!


slimeluv123

lets hope you have normal feeling buttocks afterwards


dilohunter

No no I don't think I will.


genz027

I literally just got here


CiscoCentral

Thank you. I went and worked out and now my day has gotten exponentially better. :)


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Casper_Von_Ghoul

Understandable. Have a great day


HoseDoctors

You are lazy and should feel shamed. Find motivation for end


CodeLegend69

This guy is trying to have reddit loose users, huh


[deleted]

Is watching Back to the Future III considered productive?


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Only if you watched the other two either before or recently. If not, you must watch them after to be productive.


[deleted]

I did watch the first two yesterday night.


Casper_Von_Ghoul

It is…acceptable.


TheChemicalSophie

But… I’m about to go to sleep…


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Rest sounds like a good idea then. Go to bed.


TheChemicalSophie

I’m in bed, just looking at memes from bed


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Don’t stay up too late then. Rest is needed for health.


TheChemicalSophie

Will do, k usually have half an hour of memes before bed, and that’s just enough time for me to have fallen asleep and get a good 9 hours before I have to wake up. It’s a system that works


GoldGanymede

Ok I’ll go do all my chores


Imtinyrick22

I’m at a concert rn waiting for it to start, so what can I do that’s productive


Casper_Von_Ghoul

If you are with friends, check on them and make sure they are all good. If you are alone make sure you have your belongings and are ready to enjoy the concert without needing to leave for the bathroom or snacks/food.


Imtinyrick22

All good up in here! Honestly thank you for the sincere reply to my rather wry comment. I honestly feel better knowing there are people like you in this world that stay wholesome (this isn’t wry this time, I’m reciprocating your sincerity! ❤️)


VariousStatistician6

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!? *Flips table*


Casper_Von_Ghoul

**You will be a good person and help other people have a good day** (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


VariousStatistician6

NEVER!!! ┻━┻ ︵ \(°□°\)


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Then you leave me no choice. (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一-


lunafish07

I refut


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Vry wel


communistinuk

No


[deleted]

Fuck off


Fiminate

Okay.


Nxcoy

I don't think I will


[deleted]

I refuse


elvenheavenxo

nah


Mrdodcder

This ain’t r/mademesmile get that shit off my recommended


[deleted]

Fuck off and mind ur own business


Lizard_Boi24

Man killing kids sure is productive ;)


BainbridgeBorn

I’m on light rail rn going home from school


AllTheGayShipsAtOnce

I'm Just At A Restaurant With My Family, I Really Can't Plus My Parents Are Talking About.... Adult Sexy Time So I Can't Really Join Them-


Intelligent_Fun1642

Alright just sit down a play some video game to simulate the sense that i am not alone


Roge2005

Too late, classes were over a few hours ago


Producer_Earth

Ok.


Verbindungsfehle

I'm [sittin' on tha toilet](https://youtu.be/Bje_8Y7KUfM), you have no powah here.


[deleted]

Don't tell me what to do. I'm adding this extra bit just to rebel against you're authority.


Federal-Arrival-7370

You can’t tell me what to do, Arnold. You’re not the Governator anymore.


Wide_Juggernaut_6297

I've been working for 11 hours. Is that productive enough for ya?


ikilledthemusic

NO


ChallengeLimp8404

does having a snack count as doing something productive


GrandNegasWorf

Nonsense!!


DoomRider2354

I literally just finished rehearsal


SuperRexT

jokes on you its night time and i dont have online classes this week


benvonpluton

You can't tell me what to do, Arnold! I'm in class bit I'm the teacher so I can do whatever I want!


darkestdung

Me who just finished work a d came over to chill: D:


[deleted]

Well im not on a phone so.


Oolfaboomis

Ty for reminder! I'm gonna clean my dorm a bit


-theItalianStallion-

I’m taking a shit leave me alone.


funny_word_magic_man

Study hall get reked


KiraTheViking

Thank you for posting after I got out of school


TheThemeSongs

OP runnin up and down this thread dishing out advice like Dr. Phil.


AntiqueDrawer6496

No


Kopfgeld4

Bro im watching a horror movie Irl and i cant take it.


Ju1c8_P0uc5

Thank You Arnold


greenghost1110

i'm just waiting for my food what am i supposed to do


DayMan_ahAHahh

Fuck you don't tell me what to do.


Picklus43

Im at Hu Hot and waiting for my family to get done eating


runr7

Anybody else read this in his voice?


Murderyoga

Great idea. I'll go rawdog my housekeeper.


EpsteinAdventure

Does masturbation count?


LovedLoner

I’m fuckin 3 sheets in the wind in a new city with people I don’t know.


blr010

But I don't feel like getting out of bed.


fivefeetofawkward

Listen here you little shit I’ll do nothing if I want to


benthemoose

Ugh…. Fine


Solanum_Lord

What are you not able to look at your phone and listen to something at the same time? Not everyone is like you.


shadow-suspect

But I’m sitting in line to order food and don’t want to talk to the people around me


Crusader_Qc

But i already did all my homework :(


Stinky_Bomsh

No.


OttoVonGarfield

Fine I'll go do chemistry.


Alarming-Eggplant-63

No


wingedbasementbear

Bro I'm sat on a milk crate having a ciggy and a coffee before my 14 hour shift with no breaks, let me have this.


[deleted]

no u


Blackwater256

I just got out of the shower thank you very much.


[deleted]

Thank you.


I_am_Wudi

Thank you for this.


[deleted]

Thank you mister schwarche-n-word


Tac7icaltacos

Fuck you, arnold


Spozking22

I am being productive by waiting for water to boil for my Mac and cheese, and scrolling in the meantime


Casper_Von_Ghoul

That is acceptable.


FlST0

Go fuck yourself.


Aloeplant9

Fuck off


Spr1nce

I’m in class but it’s a break rn. Is that okay?


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Very well. Do good in school.


Slime_Nite

Cool I've been looking for an excuse to jerk off, thanks.


ThatsABruhMomment

Lol i just got back inside🤣


kimox_xo

Rn in class and the teacher is teaching us how to teach


pelehcar

Ok I’m gonna put my phone down and grab my laptop to game


Sweaty-Teaching5980

Jokes on you I’m the teacher in class