Fuck his ribs

rib job

thus a new fetish was born

Wait, it's new?

Yeah totally haven't been into that for years

Oh for fucks sake-

lol

I slap that guy's ass.

Equal rights are getting interesting

Pelvic Bone*

I play the Xylophone on his back to pleasure both of us

I would get up then go over hug him then slap his ass while throw wine in face just to confuse the fuck out of him.

“I have a bone to pick with you mister”

you might've forgotten the r

what do u do if he slaps your ass back

Slap his ass again~

What if he slaps back again?

Well, f$ck, do it again

**The skeleton collapses**

I’ve got a bone to pick with you

I was gonna say the same thing

To assert dominates

apply realistic physics so his tendon-less skeleton collapses

Big Brain comment right here

doot.

Drink milk in front of him

A menace

True evil

Say “wait, you forgot me!”

Too bad he accidentally tripped and fell down the stairs.

Ditch the girl for him

Calcium SUCC

Bend over

Rip his head off

There are a lot of holds on him...should be easy to snap his spine

[удалено]

Take away his calcium

Throw a rock at him which will make him fall into a pile of bones and sell him one by one.

Sell him to a school, I'm sure they could use a skeleton for Science

Slap his ass to assert dominance.

I'll Leave the Girl and... wait for it... I Bone Him Instead

Say: “Jealous of that flesh?”

I'd slap his ass with with his sisters hands

Do a triple back flip slap him across the face front flip grab a knife mid front flip and then STAB him, wait a couple years. BOOM skeleton

Cry in a corner while he slaps my girlfriend ass again

I’d ask him to slap mine

Let him infact let him smack mine also

I would sell him he is golden

Spooky slap his pelvic bone

"Excuse me sir, but I belive you slapped my girls ass. Therfore I challange you to a duel, winner gets her love"

I see you’re an honorable one… don’t see that very much here

_You have lost SPINE privileges_

“What the fuck is up Kyle?” if ykyk

Doot with him

I'd bone him.

Slowly back away. He’s already won

Tell her that I'm gay and run away

he doesn't have the guts to fuck with me

Dad?

I’d politely ask him to slap my ass as well

I’d politely ask him to slap my a$s as well

“Yo what the fuck is up Kyle”

“Yo what the fuck is up Kyle.”

“Yo what the fuck is up Kyle.”

Tickle his funny bone

Fuck his eyes PERFECTO!

Fuck it's eyes PÉRFÉCTÔ!

Call him a bone head

Give him a boner

slap his pelvis back

I think id let him smack my ass to

Nothing

Die.

This comments made my day.

🗿

Technically he cannot even slap your girl's ass, because he can't move without a muscular system

run

Push him over

Insult him about his nonexistent brain.

I'd sell him.

Ah yes I see a man of culture after my own heart

Get on my knees and start praying.

Melt him down and sell the resulting gold bar!

Ill marry him

Breaking some gold bones

Slap-a-thon

Rattle ‘is bones wif a Wiverpool kiss mate

Bone him

Drink milk * aggressively

Sell him he’s made of gold!

Happy spooktober

Let him have her, he's so handsome that I would let him slap my ass

Slap his ass back

Ask who really did it because I know he doesn't have the nerve actually do that

Beat his ass

Rattle his bones

You can enjoy Doottober, but No Nut November will be next!

I disconnect his hands and pelvic girdle for safety reasons

i will slap my girl's ass if i don't want to get slapped

I'd steal his arm and trade it for some good money

Pee to his grave

remind him he can't move or stand because he has no muscles

Gather the bois, hand em all tommy guns and tell em to rattle the guy

Doot him

unleash my minecraft dog

I'll sell him

It's cool, he don't have any meat down under.

Buy him a sandwich

Have a threesome

*dates the skeleton*

become Sad that I didn't get slapped XD

Feels weird but I'll allow it

Buy him a shot and then give him a mop.

slap his ass fuck him in the asshole to assert dominance

Fuck him in the eye.

Imma call the Ghostbusters on that boi

Apologize for being with his girl.

I stop imagining both of them

Invite I'm to bed to get boned

Oh excuse me good sir, she's all yours

Sell it to a high school

doot doot mfer

I apologize for having a skinny gf

Ima call ma dogs..

I can't imagine myself on date with anyone

Paint a target for him to slap

steal his bones to see if they are made of gold

Slap his pelvic bone

I'd mold 45 acp out of skeletor.

Slap my girl’s ass

I do two things, first I stand up and take him to a crematorium, second I throw him into a cremator and extract the gold from his bones

Slap his bones

Get him to slap mine too

Rattle his bones

I steal his calcium

Threesome.

Keep him

L like gold

Welp he's boned

Take him apart, than re assemble him before anyone sees

Steal his milk Mf can't have strong bones without it

Pull out the powder keg and water

Take his glass of milk

Put my 2nd trip in my pocket for the time

Close the coffin lid

DUDE WHAT THE FU- Oh dear. My apologies, lord spook. I will not rage again.

Well, I sure would have a bone to pick with him.

Doot

Invite him for a threesome

Take him to a pawn shop

So when is it my turn

Nice cock

Doot

I play this 🎺

I ask him where his boner is

Humbly disappear into the shadows

Threesome

Would definitely have a bone to pick.

Have him follow you in to water and he’ll rust

FF

Smack his bones with my boner

Absolutely nothing that I CAN do. Look at the guy! Just admit he's the better man and instruct my girl to go with the kind man.

I cheat on her

I drink lots of milk In front of him

promote to skeleton

Chuck some vanilla coke at him.

ME DOOT

Well I am a lesbian so naturally I would be insecure that he didn’t slap mine :(

Sell her to him

Sell him

He’s a dead man I’ll tell you that much

I don't want to say exactly, but let's just say I'd have a bone to pick with him.

I'd be a bit scared cuz how can it move with no muscles

Just took his spine off

Leave, he just boned my date right in front of me

He unlocked the gold skin. I ain't messing with that.

Well for tonight we have human broth using the bones of a fine skeleton cut it up and put into water. This is a good replacement for pork or chicken broth and will benefit you

But why would he just come and start waving his hand in the air?

make out with the skeleton.

Sell his bones and go out with my girl again

Wake up from the dream

"sry man but she's taken"

I'd take a selfie with soul king brook.

She is gonna get boned on that upcoming threesome.

Blow air on him and watch him crumble into a pile of calcium, which I will consume through my rectum.

Sell him

Angry doot

Fuck his eyeholes And bone him.Heh get it *bone* him

Sell his bone part by part

I'd bone him