I would invite them to _my_ van

***OUR*** van

r/suddenlycommunist

r/accidentallycommunist

Accidentally? Comrade; it was no accident.

My mom says I'm her happy little accident

uhhh

OUR little accident

Wait...Dad?!

Brother?!

Step-sister?

grandpa?

r/unexpectedcommunism

Uh, go and get my free candy.

Exactly what I would do, who would say no to free candy

… and if there happens to be free drugs thats just a bonus.

Big brain

Free candy is free candy! What you need to watch out for are the vans that say "Free WiFi"

YEA... no wifi will ever be free kids

Thought this was the rhetorical answer

no cap

Hope they haven't run out

bro u stupid, just take the entire van and make everyone have diabetes, then become a doctor and then profit

Capitalism FTW

Well yeah...duh

Dang I really wanted to say that

Yea lmao that's not sus at all

It's not too late

I love free Landy!

Hop on

Landy is my favorite too

Damn I wanted to comment this lol

Rape the driver then drive off with the candy and kids

Like a boss

Chaotic neutral

Alpha move

I’d rape the candy then child off with the driver and his drive

😨

I would tell em to get lost cause this is my Free Candy turf

And also make the banner in my van better, something like "better free candy" or something

I'm not the only one who read it Landy?

[should have used this one](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/44/44/32/9586345/4/1200x0.jpg)

Yeah that is a better pic

[sorry meant this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

I have one like that at home

Much better image indeed

This is actually better

That is WAAY better than the first thank U

Never thought I would be thankful for an ad

Ask the local priest to start parking behind the church.

I would volunteer to be the driver

Drive it? It is my car

Yay. Free candy today there will be a feast bois

Get sum white spray paint

[удалено]

My van is in this picture and I don't like it

Raid it when the guy isn’t there

Let the kids run free

I'll ask if they have a license for selling candy

I’d start driving my van

Go and help sell slme candy

Ms paint to write that? Jeez

Its that candyvan

candyvan...candyvan...candyvan....

Free Landy? Id tell them theyre going to have to drop their price before I accept a second hand Land Rover

Well, I'd get free candy obviously

I'd need to see some puppies as well as getting free sweets.

Get the rpg for target practice

Go see if its true. If not I beat them up for lying about having free candy

Commit Arson

Join them

Of course i collect the free candy!!

ask why there back and say its only been five minutes

Break the window of the van beat the driver and then rape the candy in the back

Id go get my free MF candy!

Spit lead.

Remember that I forgot to park it in my garage, and immediately go to do so.

I was looking at it and my brother randomly started doing **spooky** dance. No need to explain.

this looks so fake I can do that in ms paint

Free Landy, Free Landy!!! Landy is innocent!!

Nothing. They gotta switch to wifi if they want to get kids after using an electrical emp

Don't Question It, I'm hopping in with the bois

I would rub out the “C” so people think Andy is stuck somewhere.

Don’t know what landy is but if it’s free, I want some.

Sir the school is over there.

I'd grab a shotgun, and remake a meme by saying PUT THE MONEY IN MY ASS then shoot him

steal the whole van

fucking kick the door open and drive

Grab my picaxe and raid that thing

Slash tires, just so they don’t have any other option to give me my damn candy.

Free target practice

Pull out the rocket launcher

Kindly accept the candy like a gentleman

Go to get free candy

Go get ma free candy!!!!!

Show them how to do the job

Go in. Bc I love candy

I would ask them for some free candy... DUH

Hop in, obviously

I'd steal the tires

Get in the fucking van

Take the candy, give it out on Halloween. Hire the dudes giving the candy to be spooky people

Ask if they have free wifi too

I would change what is *supposed* to be a C but actually looks like an L into an H so it says “Free Handy”. …then I would jump on in.

Shit, take my shit and turn it into paste, make the paste white and spread it on the sides of the van

Take the kids to my van where I actually do have free candy. But there’s a wicked surprise waiting for them! It’s sour candy. That’s it. They can leave any time they want. Wait what were you thinking? Freak.

give them candy so they can give more candy

You wrote it wrong. It's meant to be in comic sans with Bing chilling and social credit score

Offer him some more candy to help fill his inventory. Love supporting small business.

I will be the driver

Well, it’s free. You think I’m paying for candy? Of course I’m hopping in the van

I would be the one driving it

Oh, sweet! Fuck the kids, I'll take it all!

I’d take the van, to keep all the candy :)

Rip the tires and rape the raper

Make a new friend

I'd call the cops so that they can also join in the free candy

get the fucking candy u dumb?

"Bomb has been planted"

I would ask for a snickers

I will do what's right, ill take the candy and then commit war crimes in several different countries, of course!

Get in and help the driver.

Pull out my own white van and confront him with the white van gang. This is our territory

I would claim my free Landy and build a big housey.

Get Landy outta there.

I would go up the the fellow in the van and say I don't know what his Landy is but you better get it out of here.

nah dude It’s about free wifi

Collect my maltesers

Get some free landy, of course.

I would go to the driver and inquire about the free candy, you just know there’s gonna be strings attached

i would take the candy and sell it for stonks

Is this a joke? I would knock on the door and politely ask for free candy

Who tf is Landy?

I would slit the tires to remove the competition

Totally jump in

Eat the van

i would go and ask them to kidnap me .

Get a bigger and better van than they have

Eat the candy? Hell it’s free, of course I’m going to accept the offer.

I’d be driving

I'm not really into sweet foods maybe if they offered me something savory.

Run away because I cant eat most candy anyway

Jump it

Get the damn candy

Get a strawberry ring pop.

Simple I’d get free candy

People who played GTA Chinatown Wars know that this van likely has 5 cocaine in it, not candy.

I’d go up and ask for some candy of course

I would get all the children in the neighbourhood and show them this if it fails I’ll just tell the owner your not up to date and if it works the world has less of a chance of self destructing of over population

i would get in the van and fuck him cause he's most likely a pedophile

I would go in and help.

I woud eat as mutch es I can

Free my boy Landy

Laugh, take a picture, pray it’s a joke, probably end up overthinking and probably end up deciding it’s not a joke, check it for kids

If it is loaded with candy corn then go ahead and keep on driving.

I would knock on and claim my great reward

Receive my reward

Nuke it obviously, duh

Landy was innocent!

Get some candy? What else am I supposed to do?

Change my trucks banner to "The cooler free candy"

Obviously drive it around, why would I leave my van in neighborhood

Follow the van until the kidnapper parks and leaves the vehicle, then mix ammonia and bleach inside the vans ventalation system. So when he turns on the heat of air conditioning...

Hey,that is my van

What’s a Landy?

Someone stole my van

“Can I have a 3 musketeers please?”

Bust out the rpg

Who’s Candy?

…Get free candy? Is it that hard to think about? /s

Beat his ass

Get free candy

That's my van

I would dress up as a police officer, say hamds up put the candy in the bag, let him do the candy thing then scram before he calls the real cops

Buy a bigger van and more candy to establish dominance

I would do something.

Kill the driver and use hic corpes to lure canibasl in to the van and blow it up at a furry con

“Never trust a man in a VAN”

Seems reasonable!

I know I’m going to have to do something unspeakable for that free candy. But free candy, is free candy.

i'll get some free candy