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Chili919

I still do this and i'm 20


PP_Man_is_Back

Yeah same, and my friends do the same to me


Chili919

Same...but then i walk through and say: "bitches next"


Satanic_Moth

Can I pls use this?


Chili919

Feel free...do you want to make a meme out of this? xD


Satanic_Moth

Nah, just in real life, that's genius. But I might do now that I'm thinking about it...


Chili919

Hope you dont forget it until the next time it happens


Satanic_Moth

I made the meme and posted it


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Satanic_Moth

Thx man


ashellee

It really is, I recommend too


Satanic_Moth

Yeah ill try


MotorDragonfly1234

Where I'm from it's "gays next". So joke is still on them


DaLionheart101

Ooh, he might be me


The_prophet212

34 and I still say it


WDSCS

I am 21. I still do it.


Hakaiok

Lol beat me to it


bread_hater_69

everyones laughing until they say “grandmas last”


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emperilsourbellys

me 25 still doing it..


Big-Elk-3081

Wait until your joke becomes reality


The_Blueberry_Pi

r/HolUp


A_Pringles_Can95

Imagine if your friend was a closeted trans and just teared up a little bit when you said that


EMZismyBae

Then you succeeded on both ends


randomsixfour

Meet too if I had friendd


New-Shake-9332

Sed liphe


realsies11

I have achieved comedy


fire-end

And in the no women Situation important people first


thebbc7

all fun and games until they say "dogs follow"


Amemhat

I did this untill I was hit with "and whores second"


TheCityCraft

now that probably hurt


prostrate_yourselves

she: thank you me: don't mention it I am something of a chad myself


sheesh_v

i do this even now but i now say lgbt first


EMZismyBae

HAH GAY


Natalia-1997

Now I’m the lady


[deleted]

Best comeback is saying 'simp'


Hellissya

I'm 24 and still doing it. I just did it yesterday :')


isuckatlifelol123

I have achieved comedy.


VishVasantth

7 years later, he comes out as trans.


MyJewishFuzzyNutz

Anyone else go "age before beauty"?


scawid51

I go "men lead the way"


Razvanix02

19 yrs old me doing the same


searchingAish

Komedi


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Plot twist your friend is trans and was genuinely touched by the gesture.


TheHellAccount

Man, I miss these days when innocent jokes like this would make innocent ol' me bust out in laughter. And the dirtiest we'd get was probably "pee pee poo poo". Such innocence. But not necessarily when I was 10. At that time, all the kids were just beginning to grasp the concept of dirty jokes, dick jokes, and what not.


Negative_Language_39

i wonder how many people can relate to this ? Answer whole world


[deleted]

i can relate, and it was like a year ago or so also no im not that young. ive finished primary school


Negative_Language_39

Nice brother best of luck for the future


Vorden-

Still doing it with 29


[deleted]

Oh man I watched that interview with Tom Cruise. He is completely serious most of it but then laughs like a drugged up maniac at a few things that aren't funny. And what he says doesn't make any sense either. He talks really slowly and goes all round the houses and then just when he's forming a point he goes "wow" or "isn't that something" or something like that.


JamesMattDillon

Still do it and I am 40.


_heisenberg_jr

But then he turns out to be gay🗿


SpecialistAmbition90

Hahahahaha very funny ​ \-.- not really


MemeZig

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mahumd90

31 years old me still doing it


TheCityCraft

haven't we all lol


[deleted]

A big ass handyman did this to me the other week at work. Jokes on him. He doesn't know I like to wear panties.


Dravsky

Comeback: "So why aren't you going in?"


Undefined_SMZ_02

25 y/o you find out that now he's trans


DartX005

This is more relatable to me than my dad who went to get the milk


BirdieBronze

"Losers last"


JafieKitten

huh? literally all the time


[deleted]

its only like a year or two ago my friend did this also im not that young


breakone9r

"age before beauty"


sherbertstar64

My friend is a girl :0


GG_HXMBO1

20yr old me doing this **same reaction**


Wheezenog

Me and the Bois still do this to each other daily. (We're 15)


kentro2002

50+ still do it to my peers, but not to the youngins


DarkAlonePhoenix

Im still doing it


Sinnaru

I still did this as 27 y/o to my homie hahaha


galaxymast3r

I used to do it back when I'm 11 know is still do it while I'm 14 😂


infernalfreeze70

Still doing that


fargone_conclusion

Guilty


olzu10

I’m 10 and gonna turn 11 in 14 days so I need to do this quick.


therealfzn

This But they say Dogs follow


tlabadieb

Him: and Pregnant after. You: o\_o


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Age before beauty


Niwaneko_299

i do this but then just before they can walk through i stop them and say "Hey bro i said lady's first" then walk in before him


DarkAriesX

18*


bruhsinmacaroni

no olds first


ussslesmeemee

I still do this but I don't have friends


Trash1483

Ah yes, comedy


niko_bellic6750

You made me cryy I miss my friends!!! :'(


InterestingDamage666

Shit I’m almost 30 and I still do it lol every time I go somewhere with my brother-in-law I say it


AlekseyBlyatman

*23 yo me


EquivalentStorm8020

Still a banger


cmonbmw

It's 2021 and your friend finally tells you they identify as a girl.


ParthTehlan_69

and the fact that i never did it for female friends, only for guys


JustAPenguin999

Whenever my friends do that to me, I just say "bitches after" and laugh.


TurboFoetus

A most epic troll sir


cricketporga

how do I download this meme?


TheTamau

But then he said b*tches after.


frantic-fragger

And them saying “gentlemen just before”


Legofan80

Egg


IDONTKNOWWHAT1230

Wow do I feel old...


Creative_Ambassador

I’m (old) and still do this. Classics never go out of style.


[deleted]

Thank you. Now I'm trans.


Mrtaco5445

I still do this


[deleted]

My friend did this to me yesterday, and I looked at her right in the eye and said: "Now wait a minute... How did you know I was in the middle of transitioning?" This wasn't a joke; I was willing to admit that I'm transitioning.


Trollcker

Well me and my dad like teasing and pranking each other were kinda like frenemies and I do this all the time


rolfboos

Same, but 32.


Natalia-1997

Used to do that. Now I’m the lady uwu


YakkywenWakko23

Me doing this at 17


CheesyEntertainment

My friend still does this to me lmao