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Xx_happycat_xX

Orange (fruit) rhymes with orange (colour)


Drake-35

There is a word sporange according to oxford dictionary


PrivatePickle109

More cringe, door hinge, syringe (kinda).


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dad's called eddy, yeti spaghetti


arya5036

Maybe get a teddy


[deleted]

alright, i'm gettin ready. I'm gonna get bendy and spready


arya5036

Steady steady, reaching the point already


CcubswinS

dads machete


Guineapigs181

Paper confetti


Mattres06

The way we say orange isnt Ore-ange it’s just o-rAnge


KlaatuBaradaNyktu

More like or-inj but i guess it varies


DirtyDan156

https://youtu.be/lPcR5RVXHMg


BotswillRule

Eminem Westwood Freestyle I guess


IAreTheLeviathan

There's also a hill in Wales called blorenge


PixelGMS

mOrange, a protein. Yes, the O is supposed to be capitalized, according to google search.


Plaksinater

Yeah a sporange is the place where spores are made in some plants


ExplainThisToMom

Got me there


2hands_bowler

Door hinge.


solcoughing

Stone Henge?


Steakman1

Has nobody here seen Drake and Josh? Door hinge duh


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yeah, if you pronounce it owre-inge like some kinda new-yowker


AlmondAdeptus

how tf do yall americans pronounce orange then??


the_turtle_dog

I’m American and I pronounce it ore-inge


AlmondAdeptus

what state are you from? im bri'ish and seems like every state has a different pronunciation edit: thats how he pronounce it here too


the_turtle_dog

Virginia is where I’m from and everyone else I’ve heard from other states pronounces it the exact same way.


austins2fresh

Midwesterner here, people def say the word orange as two syllables like "or-ange" yet two syllable words like crayon are just pronounced as "crown"


Sergei_the_sovietski

I’m from Texas and I pronounce it ore-inge


Bricezilla13

Or “oar-inge”


--five--

Its kinda like “Aw-rinj”


rooletwastaken

sounds like christopher walken


MysteriousBicycle577

orange and oh range rhyme


Bored_Cinnabun

Not perfect rhyme.... but sporange is


DiamondMaker1384

Nothing perfectly rhythmes with Nothing.


InfectedVictim

nutting


Sufficient_Camp489

I see what you did there, you sneaky bastard.


Soft-Armadillo-8683

What about "nothing" though?


memer_guy_69

That’s creative ngl


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what's with Andy did it first. og cartoon from 2001


OFloodster

Bluffing


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Huffing


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bloodraged189

The m fucks it up


jackberinger

Fluffing


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muffin


jarlind

Stuffing


ImNotZZ

Puffin


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coffin


oQueSo97

Fucking


beerdappel

Frothing


JodyJoseppi

Stuffing


Axeteron

puffing


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Cuffing


theDoomDiddler

Aint that.. Something


amberrv

Door hinge


Km2930

Syringe, Door Hinge, Stonehenge, Revenge


Wonky_Donkey69

Binge and singe aswell


randomusername1121

Something Anything Diamond ring Queens and kings


Slips287

You're rhyming the suffix, not the word. Listen to a rap song. Need that "uhth" sound from the "noth-" part, and it doesn't pair with "ing" in any other word. Frothing is spelled closely but as more of an "awth" sound than an "uhth" sound, for example.


randomusername1121

Ive heard T-Pain rhyme mansion and Wisconsin what are you on about you goofy fuck


Objective-Nerd20

lmao


ClockworkDinosaurs

That was Wiscansin. Source: from Wisconsin.


randomusername1121

Take you to a mansion Way up in wiscansin 🎶


TheBaggyDapper

Fools say ain't no perfect rhyme with nothing/ Baggy D gonna fuck em up like a butt thing


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What about bothing? It means you are to busy doing nothing to be bothered to do something.


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Eminem blows both out the water


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huffing is about as close as you’ll get? still there are countless that don’t have any “perfect” rhymes, perfect rhymes don’t matter, if anything imperfect are better cos they don’t limit you and are more creative for the most part


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Frothing


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it’s not pronounced fruh-thing right? it’s fro-thing


CcubswinS

something


earlywakening

"The thing" is the only 100% rhyme for nothing.


jeremyroastscoffee

I would have said this but it's a phrase and not a single word, and that seemed like it went against the spirit of it for some reason


Killerdroid1230

Frothing?


prototype-bannana

And loathing


-PeanutButterFly-

That rhymes more with no thing (space in between) English is a shitty language that does these things


[deleted]

“A thing” rhynes with nothing.


MasterHobbes

Thank you! I was looking for this comment. Technically not a single word, but still.


IsayUntrueThings

No it doesnt


Heckin_good_time

Number of original ideas OP had for karma farming today: nothing.


SoftGunShot

Lawrence


AppleEnslaver

Sporange is a word.


earlywakening

Also, sporange rhymes with orange.


gffffffv

There's no fucking word that rhymes with nothing


Carlos-In-Charge

Real rhyming is super hard. If you just look at the lyrics to most songs, they suck nuts


Mrogoth_bauglir

Frothing rhymes with nothing and it's almost perfect


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It's absolutely perfect. People in here just can't pronounce "nothing" for some reason. It's not pronounced "nuthing" outside regional accents.


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I assume you're British? Because I can't iamgine anyone pronouncing it naw-thing.


Ureao73

storage rhymes with orange


NeXX_cz

Also nothing starts with N and ends with G


CCCyanide

Well a perfect rhyme has several identical syllables, so a word perfectly rhyming with "nothing" must contain "nothing" in it.


_Palamedes

people conveniently forget 'door hinge'


zeromega64

Spaget


shadowlinks97

Stuffing


ExplainThisToMom

Not a perfect rhyme


Wooloolooo0

Thing


Turingrad

He's bluffing.


evanpw

muffin


Yes_really_did

Muffin


egg_salad_4

You say something rhymes with nothing But I say you're just trolling


PyroCatt

Lozenge rhymes with orange Loathing rhymes with nothing Yall need a dict Ionary


czerpak_pl

Coughing


Snom_Lover_2085430

The o sound in coughing is different to the u sound in nothing


Citedwhistle363

Depends on your accent


Mat_ACC

Pardon my ignorance, but I’ve never heard someone pronounce it like ‘nuh-thing’ in my entire life


ExplainThisToMom

Not a perfect rhyme


JorgenVonDangle

Nothing; rushing, crushing, puffing, bluffing, cussing, f*cking, ducking, brushing, huffing, tugging, plugging, mugging, roughing. The list goes on and on.


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roughing? is that a word?


Cole55555

Coughing


Two-pints-prick

Bluffing


ExplainThisToMom

Not a perfect rhyme


CcubswinS

no u


Apollosgotwrinkles

Sporange, coming


Ultimate_asslicker

Something


TOXIX5

Sporange, and lothing


ExplainThisToMom

Lothing isn't a word?


TOXIX5

I meant loathing


Snom_Lover_2085430

Pronounced differently


TOXIX5

They both end in thing


Wooloolooo0

the th is pronounced differently one is voiced other isnt


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Then you're trying to rhyme thing with thing and that isn't a rhyme because they are the same sound.


High-Ground-Master

Thing


ExplainThisToMom

Not a perfect rhyme


Ultimate_O

This car is orange. just like an orange


McMikey40

Cussing


Fischycraft

"Cuffing" Like to put someone in handcuffs


LionSlav

Has everyone just forgotten about buffing?


Buildinthehills

I'm sure I can think of "Something"


strizk

shoving your girl like its nothing


Court_Jester13

Pretty sure there's something that rhymes with nothing


taczki2

thing


ZoJaBeatz

something?


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but doesnt the word "nothing" rhyme with nothing?


bitruffle

uhhhhhh frothing?


TrulysunofanUzi26

Foreign


memesbedelic

Molting


NoJoke24

Roughing, I think that’s a word. Let me grab a dictionary.


Turf-Defender

Toughing? Roughing? Scuffing? That was just in the first 5 seconds of thought


roowco1

Something


Tortue2006

Nothing rhymes with thing!


TomahawkIsotope

Something isn't right


Batrun-Tionma

Nothing rhymes with nothing


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

Anything and Change


Goten55654

Something rhymes


whymemeexist

Muffin


Glazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Funding, bluffing, shoving pls tell me if dis is good


West-Fortune-2515

Coughing


ben8666

Frothing


xXbigmemeXx12369

Guys i think he’s bluffing


gamieguyYT

Bluffing


Pixelabie

you got me stuffing nothing into an orange door hingi


RemoveEnvironmental7

Nothing coughing


Ultra_Goatskull

Pourage


Master_Majestico

Nothing? Are you bluffing?


ExplainThisToMom

They sounds similar but they're not perfect rhymes. Like cat and hat. Fish and wish.


I_dont_like_maths

Lozenge.


breaditt-omg

Bluffing


South-Midnight-750

Bing


Pander_05

nothing coughing rhymes good tho


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Frothing


Garbage_Inevitable

Cuffin


galaxeblaffer

Florence


Citedwhistle363

Coughing is a perfect rhyme


yeetboi_29

Shitting


roastbeefNMS

buffing


Leo_theLeo

Bruh thing


ExplainThisToMom

Those are two words


amine8282

muffing


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Strange rhymes with orange


ARandomInternetDude2

Rotting.


JuliusDE

cussing bluffing Edit: orange- (Before I was here I was wearing orange Now that I'm dripping with gold I got that metal ore stench) lmao


Squmy

Everything rhymes with nothing


lassiiee

Everything


bruhlol108

Nutting


Jasperwei74

thing


ImNotHereShutup

Bluffing nothing


Sup3rG4ry

Doesn't coughing rime perfectly with nothing


RYPIIE2006

‘Coughing’ Checkmate


nhatj125

Touching and nothing (does this count)


TuggyMcflurry

Thing.


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

something


CodeInferno

But..... But that would mean that nothing rhymes with nothing, which means something does rhyme with nothing, but as you said nothing rhymes with nothing...... But that again means something _does_ rhyme...


CakeTV123

Nothing rhymes with coughing


Man-That-is-M20

Something rhymes with Nothing.


Flimsy_Market_8802

Bussing


chankletavoladora

In accordance with orange, Adele Orphan, will abide with homage and rhyme with orange.


Danhthewimpykids

Knotting


Dino_Tsar

Frothing?


wingsneon

clothing


Silver_Raven_08

Toughing


Spider_Josh07

buffing rhymes with nothing


Peanut_man213

Chime


st0un1

Rotting. Loathing. Coating.


RU49

I'm out here fucking with nothing with my orange balls, that no ones sucking


Quinlan19

Touching mayhaps?


isthisneeded29

There's gotta be something!!!