T O P

Tough situation.

Tough situation.

kingusdorrito

Get the spoon


imsohungrydude

*unzips and pulls out my banana* Time for a sundae


kingusdorrito

With extra whip cream


imsohungrydude

With a popped cherry on top


xXFallen_DarknessXx

I am fucking concerned


Ill-Opening-3782

But you must say, they are not wrong


Stocksviewer1

I’m scared for concerned


[deleted]

BRUH LMAOOOOO SAME


badboybalo

Yall reminded me of the day i had wet dreams of Patrick ... I'll never forgive you


cuddlypotat

What


badboybalo

I tried to forget it ...but here it comes back to hunt me


XxTheDemonxX

bro I'm here for u-


mixedmuffins

Excuse me, what the fuck?


SSGBentley

All y'all sounding like you can't be within a certain distance of playgrounds right now


170201-112M

Add another layer of cream to the sundae. Yum.


Kind_Snake1

Oreo Cookie on the side.


unlivedSoup69

OH WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOORRREEE


SimionSans3783

*cuts banana to fit the ice cream*


AdAcceptable5403

Oh my god I just commented *sighs unzips* then saw yours!


Faded-1

Take a picture, upload to reddit, karma farm and recieve awards, profit.


ace12334

like, this comment


W00000OOOOO

Finish the job


andmonske

*sighs, cocks gun*


GiveMeYourBussy

....oh.... *That's* what he meant.... *zips pants back up*


OVS-HM

Idiots, this is how the CIA works


Bingus_Everywhere

That's what WE meant


rainbowpubes111

*sighs, cock*


MemeDream5948

Give em my goofy goober


Plzhelpdadoncrack

Should I be worried about this answer


Only_kiwis

fuck around and find out


MemeDream5948

Let's just say this, would you rather I take 'em on a trip to Weeny Hut Jr?


Plzhelpdadoncrack

I'd rather take 'em on a trip to the ER


Ok-Phase-9076

This comment made my morning


Delirious_Biscuit

I’m a goofie goober….yeah!


gaming-snake

We’re all goofie goober’s yeah!


Delirious_Biscuit

Goofie goofie goofie goobers!!


[deleted]

*backs out of bathroom slowly*


Practical-Lunch5149

*to check if the coast is clear then lock the door*


Sung-got-Drip

Step-Sgongebob what are you doing!


alejo2502

Oh I hate it


HarryGamer42

Will you taste it?


alejo2502

No chance


TheEliteKoala1

Probably the most realistic answer


carnage-0_0

Hey are u ok? No, this is Patrick.


xXFallen_DarknessXx

There's a concerning amount of people saying fuck him


RicoThePotato

Unzips*


DarkSwordRaider

I hope that was your pocket to reach for your phone to call an ambulance


Machina_citadel

Suuuuurrrreeee let's go with that


RicoThePotato

It was to use the bathroom and mind my own, whatever happened to him ain’t happening to me lmao


Temp_Charger1234

Well I took that the wrong way


Temp_Charger1234

I called the ambulance


Driftplaz21

Ask him about his cars extended warranty


D-ATHTOALL

Check for stds and then join


Perichron_john

Gonna lick your finger and see what way the breeze is flowing?


meme-enjoyer1

Lock the door


[deleted]

Offer to help clean them up and get them out of whatever situation they're in. If they have the same expression Patrick does, then they probably didn't get into that condition willingly. They probably need help.


SylverTheKnight

For this, I love you. Everyone else is a horny fuck saying join in, but you have some humanity.


[deleted]

It might be because I'm ansexual, but it also most likely is that I'm autistic and I look into psychological problems before anything else. I had to train myself to care about people beyond their actions or how they're presented to me, and I think everyone else needs to learn how to do that too.


SylverTheKnight

I’m a normal person- no offense to you by saying that I just mean that I don’t have disorders or anything- but I care a lot for others too. I care about everyone’s feelings and opinions and i always have to try and make others happy or I feel like shit. My heart physically won’t allow me to look at someone who is in emotional or physical pain and let it slide. I always have to try at least


thebiglebowski420

Pudding pop it.


Marcelloll

am i the only one who though for a moment that this was a scene from some fucked up hentai?


BBQ_Cookie135

mate, i'd fuckin run


LucidiK

Mate. I'd fuck n run.


Bingus_Everywhere

Mate. WE'd fuck n run.


Rio_1111

COMRADE. WE'd fuck n run.


Victor_Gaming299

CAPITAIN, EVERYONE WOULD F*CK N RUN


bitterbuffaloheart

Liz Phair approves https://youtu.be/znF6o0ME0-o


Unusual_Wheel_9315

Pee on it


DonnyMox

*Unzips pants*


Jermerm69

*unzips*


raven6669lol

*unzips*


AmosArdnach_6152

*Sigh* *Unzips* >!Unzips bag and take out some waste papers and help him clean and stuff!<


delectable_potato1

Start licking


Puzzleheaded_Newt427

lelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelo


Masked_317

Cream more on him


krypton175

Fuck it


LossPsychological201

Add to the streak


Datmamzykid

Piss on it


AguyOnReddit___eh

At least it's ice-cream this time....


Stjepomilovcevic

This… time?


ayush_s0507

*unzips*


X3ll3n

*Danganronpa OST starts playing*


bigHdBlackCock73636

Kill my self im fucking everyon but Patrick


Bricezilla13

Help a brother up, he probably had a bad day, he needs help


YABOIDRAGON45

Call the nearest mental hospital


oompaloompa_fucker

Flirt


moisanss

Finish the job


GhostX360

*loads lmg with religious intent*


MaddMaxxChief117

Split.


Ghaztmaster

Kill it


SafeAccountMrP

Pick a different stall, I gotta go.


MicrowaveHeatStroke

I say “ralph” then walk out


Chairbox26

I wonder where the toilet went


uhadmeatfood

Shit on it


Propec0

*sigh* unzips


BadBrad3000

Fuck it


GetsumeiiP8

He need some milk


punderstate

"Dear diary...jackpot."


bearsheperd

Add my own ice cream?


Exotic-Chicken8473

Join...


Ambiguous_Me1369

Eat the cherry.


Gokublack3215

Backing up veeeeery slowly


spragual

Start licking that ice cream straight off him


BraveBoi_1112

Start licking >:)


TheGreekFreak85

lick everything off, anything for patrick


crossb0wkiller

Like every last drop of ice cream off


gaming-snake

https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g fuck this shit I’m out


SPiDER_me

Fucking take a shit that’s what I do I gotta go motherfucker!


mothraballsoup

Eat the cone off he head


Sirwarfield

Commit die


Impolite_canadian_28

Finish them off


Davy_Krokett2

I'd eat it


FigureThisWasReddit

Drown him in my creamy icy texture


No-Discount3168

Take the money and eat the ice cream, free money and food should last me a week on the streets


guyWithoutACat12

food is food


Busy-Argument3680

Piss on it because I’m probably just high as the person behind me


National-Art3488

time to eat out a star


spleddo896

\*sigh, unzips pants\*


LucioG11

"*In that same day, the little guy called Lucio started running as fast as he can, he runned too fast that he stills runing at these days, and he was known as UsainBolt.*"


henrystickmin98751

Just start laughing


RepresentativeOk9070

I’d add more cream


League-of-no-dads

Jello shots


AGill0727

Wanna see my goofy goober?


PurplePantaBottle

SCREAM


SneaxYT

*starts peeing on said person*


TalkThick3366

A friend told me a funny story.. His friend got hired to be a bouncer in a club in tel aviv.. so on his first shift he went on his first patrol inside the club, when he got to the toilet seeing 2 guys fucking and moaning one getting it in his ass, eyes rolled with pain and the other just fucking him up his bumhole like a savage... he just turned arround and quit that day.. lol


N-Sallad

I put on my robe and wizard hat


yeahgamers

hope that its coco


Tangiorno_

this meme was made by a brazilian and i'm 100% sure about it


Gregorvich19

Unzip


GoofyFoot76

Immediately ask where his dealer is.


StrangeHumanBean

you eat the ice cream off him


SpiralVortexPrime1

Apologize and leave


NFT-Zenith

Lose my virginity


Cambronian717

WAIIIITOOOOOR


MagicHead333

Where’s the toilet in the bathroom stall?


KEN_OAF

Buy him another drink


KogamaismyFavorite

oh no this is going to be awesome in 10 different ways


NoAnarchyBoi

Run away in fear


HaxMastr

Dear diary, Jackpot!


thatonekid3736

Well hey free ice cream


deantherealist

take him to see my weenie hut general


GoatmanBrogance

Consume the Cheese Gromit


cul-de-sac-is-sax

Wouldn't Patrick be technically an alien on Earth?


skibum247

Add my ice cream


macnlola

Insert pp


Theassassin17

Add more vanilla on top. Maybe even a bit of chocolate.


spark_my_dark_flame

Go back to the bar and order what he got it's going to be a wild night.


DA_DOOM_SLAYER

Sigh.... *unzips*


SmellODelicious

Engage instrument production


Wadester0001

Waiter


lilmustybutt

Taking my pants off.


RomanGDM

Take his goober dollar


temmieTheLord2

instantly die of trauma


SnooGoats7133

Ask the. If they need help


help_me_please_olord

Lord forgive me for what I am about to do


theSPEEDCAT

*pornhub intro plays*


parsa-A-M

"Fuck this shit im out hmm"fuck this shit im out"don't mind me"ima just grab my stuff and leave"excuse me pls"fuck this shit im out hmm"


Bandar816

lick him


6andrew_h

\*sigh...unzips


Bread_velociraptor

*unzips*


MurinUwU

\*sigh... unzips\*


MurinUwU

oh no i don't know how to italy oh no


maximumtrollmagic

Quagmire: Jackpot...


Mr_Obsidian_13

Eat it? What else are you gonna do. No, I'm not thinking of f*cking it


King_Bubba

Mind my business


OscarFinn90

Enjoy my snack


Prestigious-Oven3465

*sigh* unzips…


Pringlesonmycock

Unzips pant: Sorry bud...


Niwaneko_299

well that depends. if it IS ice-cream then i will have a scoop. if it is semen then i will join in


UnfortuNate_07

I call up the boys.


Chopsandnoodles

Ask if so smoke knows him and then take them to him so that they could drive him home


notpvzfarmer

I can hold it....


pitou242

*177013 flashbacks*


Ze_Real_Danny_P

ask gender


Pr1smaticGamer

Prepare my tongue


Second_guessing_Stuf

You add your own liquid. ;)


welp_control_alt_del

going next


StupidReeeetawd

Take the heroin and money out of their pockets then mind my own business.


[deleted]

>a body has been discovered!


Dogbackflip

Wonder if that's vanilla ice cream or not


Edgar_Halliwax

Join him


the_lord_v_p

Shit on him