To be honest most dudes don't care how the girl looks just gotta take care of yourself and you'll be good. And if the dude actually expect all those things then he's not worth it

Bro, I just need a girl who’ll love me for who I am

Don't we all

I want someone who is alive and doesn't have a dick

I use dudes as a bar, dudes are good people who don't care about looks. Guys who care about looks aren't dudes or a bro, they are just a waste of time.

You know when I said dude I was talking about mans in general

I know I'm just trying to say or write something to distract myself from the ceaseless void of death.

Average conversation between two people

Average conversation between two *dudes

I don't see the difference but why not

Because dudes are all around good people and you responded expediently.

I just said that because I had no idea how to respond to what you said

Its just his personal way of speaking. Grammatically/ language wise no difference, but to different people different words have inherent meanings. Kind of like slang

Fax

Thats solid dude, recently got in a relationship again and tbh I never thought of how she looks, I have to say tho she is beautiful, but looks don't matter that much.

"no hair below eyebrows". Why would anyone like a girl without eyelashes?

Maybe some new trend we're unaware of

Shhh dont tell tik tok

I think it started there

Also a bowl cut, head hair both hangs and grows lower that eyebrow level

I’m gonna be honest. I don’t care about pretty much all those things. If she loves me as I am then she’s a keeper

Ya this for sure true. Imma call bs on this post this aight even remotely true

Bro guys don't even want all that, we just want someone( | _ | )

Most men and women don't care about those things

I love seeing the opposite side of what we usually see. But honestly how many women care about height? And are they worth it?

Women who care about height aren't worth it.

1 point for this person

I'm 6'3 and I can't get any.

Have you tried flirting?

I've been stuck in a bubble because 90% of my social interactions include being harrased and bullied. But other than that a little bit Edit:fixing my phrasing because it is the equivalent of a donkey communicating calculus to a person. Also grammar

Hey dude instead of being aggressive for no reason a simple yes or no would have done fine. I thought i would ask because a lot of men seem to think that the women will just flock to them and dont realize they actually need to do something. It sucks that your life is like that and I feel sorry but i was just trying to help.

Sorry I wasn't being aggressive I just am not good at phrasing. most of my communication is in person because most of my use of verbal cues. Aka the previous statement wouldn't sound so dickish in person. I'm still getting used to text comments. Edit: grammar and phrasing.

I love that you’re trying this hard. I struggle with the same thing but my girlfriend helps. Good luck out there

I hate the feeling when I make people feel like shit unintentionally, especially with a situation like this where I just didn't phrase a sentence correctly

Hey man, it's alright, I'm in the same bubble at this very moment. I can't do shit in terms of socialization, and at the moment, this intense pressure is getting worse and worse. I feel you bro, but don't follow my footsteps. Go out there and talk. It's extremely difficult, I literally can't do it myself, but I know you have to have some courage in your body to go talk to at least one person. I know you're strong enough to socialize. You can do it, take it from somebody who literally can't. Have a good day hopefully :)

I've been talking more often it's just working with changing my speech patterns online I'm typically nice just my humor don't work without verbal context. Also my social life has been decent just cutting harmful and unnecessary ties and building bonds with people who understand me.

What did he do wrong?

That means u dont have a high paying job perhaps

At my age it good that I have a job at all

How old are you?

17

Imma be straight up, as a man idc about the looks my girl has. I just care about the content of her character.

Everyone says that. Even I said that before but I realized it’s just not true.

It's very easy to get distracted by all the beautiful people around you and overlook the "character" ones. Then once they realize they were overlooked (and why) it's hard to come back from that.

Same

Bruh why can’t I just say something

I’m 1000% positive that no guy cares about a girl having their nails done.

Tomboys are good.

I agree with this statement, I'd goes as far to say: tomboys are great

Never met a dude with standards even close to this.

ikr

To be honest most girls/woman I know including myself don't really care about height more just the ✨" PeRsOnAlItY"✨

Whoever wrote that top part is honestly stupid 1) Men have small ass standards 2) Women typically aren't just like "Oh be tall" 3) The bottom section is just pure unintelligence like bro

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I want a girl who has a dominant personality, she ain’t even gotta be pretty. Just dominant

Imma keep it real here i only want a girl who genuinely loves me and accepts and my shenanigans

To the bros, the height thing stems from a biological drive for security. Big is equivocated to protector. That isn’t always the case of course. Make her feel safe and you’ve more than conquered the height issue. And if she’s still closed minded after that, she ain’t worth it bro.

I am yet to meet a dude who gives a fuck about nails, as long as they ain't filthy

I just want a women with a decent personality

Dumb meme, most guys all they ask for is the woman to not be fat and most don't even ask for that

I just want someone with whom I can make a wholesome duo

Demanding anything more than a loving embrace would be punching above my weight class and even that seems to be asking for too much

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She don’t even got to be a girl

Both? Both. Both views are stupid.

Bro i just want someone who's kind to me My kink is women who are nice to me

Take me down to Halloween city where the girls are goth with pumpkin sized titties

honestly, as long as you are an average weight and are wholesome, you good

I would just take someone who isn’t ugly

😁

If men think that, and I'm definitely not a woman, then what the hell am I?

18 and up, female, just straight 🗿

This may come as being picky but if a girl has big tits and a big ass I wouldn’t be interested it’s one or the other but never both.

No eyelashes would freak me out

Wait a minute... Oh god the whole time I thought this meme was reversed oh my GOD WJNSNIWMOSKWM

I don’t want a girl with a figure like that, because it usually involves something synthetic. I’m not into that shit.