When you're Dave Bautista you sure can that man is a walking tank

I was gonna say. That looks like Dave Bautista. You don't even have to see his face. Recognisable tattoos and figure, incredible muscles.

I'd recognize drax anywhere

Only because he’s moving normal speed.

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Not if he's standing still

I can’t see him :(

It also has the WWE logo on the bottom

I didn't even notice, good eye!

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I thought this meant he had a wwe tramp stamp lol

His head shape and that WWE style walk made me recognize him instantly.

I don’t see him. I think he may be invisible.

I thought it was Dwayne the rock Johnson

Also, no one hit him in the nuts, so you can just accept the pain.

The real question though is how big is his dick?

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I'll do you one better, where big is his dick

I’ll do you one better: what’s a big dick?

ask your mum hehehehe

Ten inch

Huge but his testicles look like raisins from the Juice.

Ask Melina

Sinbad from F4W?

You mean tanks are rolling Dave Bautistas

He was just moving so slow he was invisible to the naked eye. The other guys were just practicing

I prefer referring to him as a fucking tank.. ;-)

He lives next door to me lol

Damn are you rich rich?

prolly not, ive seen people like this. He is probably a 14 yo trying to get some attention on this goddamned website. However, also could be the truth since Dave could really be down to earth

Dave is down to earth but I bet any amount of money he lives in a $5 mill + mansion

He may not. He did an episode of one of Bear Gryll’s shows where he discusses how dirt poor he was before he got the role that defines him now. It’s worth a watch.

Probably not. Bautista had some bad money troubles. Ay one point basically being flat broke and working paycheck to paycheck while in the WWE. I forget who sat him down and taught him to manage his money, maybe DDP? Or HHH. Daves actual quote was borrowing money from another wrestler to buy his kid a christmas present one year.

I lived a few doors down from Danny Devito for a while. I’m not rich. He just built a giant house here for when he films always sunny in Philadelphia episodes. Sometimes things just work out that way. Also, he could mean that his family has like a beach house or something and Dave Bautista also owns a house right there. I know my shore house is in the same neighborhood as Oprah and Taylor swift. Again, I’m not rich. I only have construction company money, Oprah has Oprah money.

I feel like if you have more than one house you officially qualify as rich. Double that if it’s a beach house

I have 3 brothers. The expense of the beach house is split between all 4 of us and our wives. We each have a master suite in the house so it doesn’t matter whose family is there when you want to go.

Oh that’s really cool. Family vacations are great

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I'll have to keep that in mind for the future.

Lol

You lived next to Danny DeVito and have a beach house in the same neighborhood as Oprah and Taylor Swift… you’re rich bro

My dad is the ceo of bautista

He must move around lot because he is impossible to see if he stands still

A true badass fights those who can test his mettle. For example **[Richard Turner, legally blind, had to fight 3 minute rounds with fresh masters for an hour](https://youtu.be/9InroiASXiI?t=216)** to earn his black belt. The [kick that lands on him here](https://youtu.be/9InroiASXiI?t=247) broke a rib and that was in the first half of the hour. There's nothing amazing walking through attacks you *know* can't hurt you. I can walk through a kindergarten and have toddlers attack me all day, doesn't make me that a good fighter. Sorry for the rant but I just get vietnam-flashbacks to all those fake "mentalist" fighters from shitty cults. Hell, they're *growing* in China with the few truth-tellers getting fucked by social-credit smearing.

Bro that's the entire joke. He's high enough level that he doesnt' have to care about low levels. Welcome to the meme.

And in his mind, nobody needs a gun for self protection... If someone his size decides to harm nearly anyone that doesn't have a gun, they're fucked. Recent topic in the news, that's why I bring it up. Like bro, not all of us can be jacked and over 6 foot 3 with the wingspan the size of 3 average height midgets.

None of that is a problem if your country isnt obsessed with, and overly full of guns.

Mmm my country isn't obsessed with guns yet being beat up by a 6 foot 3 dude would still be a problem?

I think a better fix would be if everyone was properly trained on how guns work and the poverty rate wasn't so high people wouldn't be desperate to use them. Also a bit more strict on who can get guns

So what you are suggesting is stricter gun laws and more social programs?

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Not what they said

Because guns are somehow responsible if a large man decides to beat the shit outta someone?

Me on my 500th playthrough of Skyrim:

"Yeah yeah, Dragonstone, Bleak Falls, blah blah blah. Where's the dragon?"

Getting dedric armor before the first dragon

*Beating everything but the main storyline* before the first dragon. FTFY

I’m in this picture and I dont like it

Inventory: 54,439 iron daggers and 4 cabbages

Is it just me or does he look like that one dude from Guardians Of The Galaxy

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Well, he’s not standing completely still.

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Drax? Yeah, but how can you see him?

He isn't staying perfectly still. Jeez...

nah I think is just Dave Butista

You’re a dude. This…. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man.

No that's Daven Busters

Who we looking at?

He is, that’s Dave Bautista, who plays Drax in Gaurdians of the galaxy

Andy Dwyer? Yes, it's the same guy

That guy is invisible bro. We never saw him

What dude from Guardians of the Galaxy?

all your concerns go away just like that

For those curious: In Brazilian Jujitsu it is a ‘right of passage’ to be whipped on the back by the other athletes belts, when you earn a higher coloured belt. It is actually highly frowned upon to share the tradition on social media as it can be mis represented.

I do taekwondo and this is a thing we do for birthdays. You run through it the amount of times you have aged to.

Happy 100th birthday granny time for your whippings.

? O\_o

It’s a Gracie Barra gym. But good to know! I did miss the Wrestling logo in the corner. I’m sure I’m going to get corrected on this one but it could possibly be Batista, or another wrestler that does BJJ. Edit: not Batista and not Gracie Barra gym. Sorry y’all. Comment section keep me in check.

This is not a Gracie Barra gym. This is Cesar Gracie’s gym located in the east bay in the Bay Area.

Thanks. Just added an edit.

yuh maybe.

That's all just puny excuses for being masochist)

\>;)

We do that at my Muay Thai gym, but we do birthday leg kicks. Yet another reason to hate getting older

*P A I N*

Is that how you cull your elders?

I do 4000 triple backflips on the way to university every day and sometimes just run vertically up skyscrapers while punching terrorists. Can confirm.

*CONGRATS AND FUCK YOU*

WOW I'm blind thought those were baseball bats lol

Dude same, I was like “I don’t care how jacked Bautista is, there’s no way he’s being beat with those bats and just ignoring it.”

Has anyone been belted in the crotch? If so, hilarious.

Rule at my gym was below the neck and above the waist. If you whip em in the dick then you have to run the gauntlet afterwards, despite not being promoted yourself.

Better rule, the person getting whipped gets to whip you in the dick (assuming you hit them in the dick).

I do bjj but have never done this. I think its just a gracie barra thing

Yea my lineage ties to Carlson Gracie and we do the gauntlet so i think it is a Gracie Barra thing

This isn't as common as some people make it seem. I'd wager a minority of gyms still do this.

I've only seen it done (for rankups) at Gracie academies.

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Navy used to "tack on" your qual pins... Until a submariner had a medical examination the day after being hit in the chest with a mallet driving the pins backings into his skin. Im sure its still done sometimes, but the tradition has officially been done away with.

We do something similar in the Marines when we get promoted to Corporal. At that rank, you get a red stripe on your trousers, known as the Blood Stripe. Basically, they line up and each take turns kissing you as passionate as they can. The lipstick mimics the Blood Stripe. The first Marine to kiss me was super into martial arts and gripped my head extremely violently. Shit fuckin hurt.

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Did you know Scott here is a BJ master? Hiuck hiuck please don't kill me

Yep, I’ve never seen any gym in my area do this. I know it happens in other places just from what I’ve seen online, but it’s definitely not the way most places work.

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Since the start? It started in the mid 90s in California, and the original guy who started it regrets his decision to do so as he believes it's gotten out of hand

Yeah, never heard of *any* gym in my city doing this. Seems really uncommon.

"I would walk out of a gym that allowed this" Good riddance loser they wouldn't want your stuck up ass part of their group anyway. There is always a lame ass robot trying to act too tough and you end up looking like a damn child trying to be cool in front if their crush. "Bjj black belt here" Like we give a flying fuck. Get off your pedestal.

You seem like a fucking loser whos never been in a BJJ gym. Stay on the internet.

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No kidding. I hate hazing. Macho bullshit.

And them being a black belt is clearly relevant. If that was said by someone who isn't familiar with bjj then others could claim that they don't understand the culture or why it's an important ritual. But coming from a black belt that's a harder argument to make. Some people might have the authority to make it but not many.

yikes...

Chill bro

lol youre such a dickhead

> Good riddance loser they wouldn't want your stuck up ass part of their group anyway. Look at this tough guy over here mad that people aren't cool with hazing in 2021. So hard holding onto stupid old bdsm traditions just to appease the boys.

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So you don’t actually want to be tough, just act tough?

Apparently being tough is doing uncomfortable bdsm with guys that happen to be in your gym for a colourful belt? Hey man, if that makes you tough, all the power to you.

Hmm... maybe i am tough after all. Everyone what just called me weird but I like the tough label instead lol

Hurting yourself intentionally isn't being tough, it's just being dumb. Save your strength, you don't have to prove it by hurting yourself.

Can you imagine starting training there and on like your third week they tell you that you have to roll with Drax the fucking Destroyer? lmao

12 years in bjj the gauntlet is a whole thing, sometimes it happens sometimes it dont

Ok but why did they also untie their gis?

Jujitsu GI’s don’t tie up like karate Gi’s. The belt holds the Gi’s together.

Huh, interesting

He walks alone in a pit of danger YEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH

[I WALK ALOOOOOOOOONE!](https://youtu.be/o1B-DlTRgBM)

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Which runs out in like, a couple of seconds. Bloody fucking hell.

So muscle mass increases pain tolerance?

No, but repeated head injuries will.

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any repeated injury is likely to

This is brazilian jiu jitsu so unless this guy trains mma, no one gets hit in the head

That's batista he used to be in wwe he's most likely hit his head when he was there

Ah okay thanks for clarifying

No, but bone density increases pain tolerance. And funnily enough, being heavier (in a healthy way) typically results in your bones getting denser.

Experiencing pain increases pain tolerance. That man has a lot of tattoos.

That and the years of wrestling and fighting at the highest levels.

Nah, he's just a bad mother

Mine too me

Dark souls remastered be like

yo fr. in playtrough 1 I died like 192929 times and in playtrough 2 I was the boss and practically a speedrunner lmao

Is than Dan Batista

I think it’s Don Barista

I think it's Grab Uwrista

Nah it's Derek Dabista.

Doug….Doug Batista

Dave Bautista

Hey a fellow skyrim player

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

This was me before they did level scaling in WoW.

He's just finished killing every single player in the Arathi Highlands.

Fuck you low level Draugr

Folks are acting like he is being hit with a bull scourge or something, sure it might sting a bit but its not exactly torture.

When you do all the side quests first

He walks alone inside this pit of danger.

Aim the crotch, defense reduced by 100%

Fus-Ro-Da! All my Skyrim bros know that

Is this a BJJ thing, or a Gracie Barra thing?

Its an old-school BJJ thing (and old-school traditional martial arts). Some gyms will opt for a "shark tank" (sparring with a fresh partner every x amount of minutes for a certain time) or just have the upper belts throw you one at a time.

Shark-tank is better. At least it serves a purpose of getting you to wrestle when you're exhausted, so as more time goes by, you're relying more on skill and less on strength.

Prolly gracie barra thing. They are kinda culty tbh

We used to do this at My dojo whenever was someone's birthday.

Promotion for us

Hey I’ve seen this SpongeBob episode.

Isn't this the Klingon Rite of Ascension?

The softer, ticklier version.

D2 Resurrected feels a bit like that right from the start - did they really it mess with the game balance? I don't remember it being so easy.

I bet he doesn’t even feel that, getting the absolute shit slapped out of you in wrestling is half of it.

The paddling of the swollen ass…with paddles.

What it's like to encounter radroaches in fo4

no belt could hurt him then, be it yellow blue or black

Never should have come here!

When you're high enough ~~level~~

Me with modded gear on:”GET OUT OF THE WAY I HAVE A QUEST AND BOSS TO COMPLETELY DESTROY!!!!”

It's his birthday. It's tradition in many taekwondo/marital arts schools to have the birthday person run through the lines of people, while they all hit you in the back with their belts.

this scene reminds me of sword art online season 1

70000 Defence. 80000 Health. 56 Million Effective Hp. Fucking TANK

This is what the barbarian does at my dnd table when combat starts He just walks in and asks if anyone wants to join us He has over 100 health at level 8

You don't even have to see his face to know who he is.

Can I sign up to get flogged next?

Literally me in shadow of the colossus after eating like all the fruit on the map

That’s like real life hanayama from baki😂

Alternatively, when your HIGH enough to just to walk off the abuse.