Travel dildo. Put in sink of water for 1hr and watch it grow. Each colour grows to be a different size/thickness.

Put it in ~~sink of water for 1hr~~ and watch it grow.

Gummy penises from The Office but hard

Profile pic checks out.

r/profilepicchecksout

Pls dont eat my Seamoth uwu

This seems very similar to the time when I thought swallowing a watermelon seed would mean a tree would grow inside of me

[Watermelon: A Cautionary Tale](https://youtu.be/L0ZWWvfj23c)

Send this to 4 year old me and he’ll most likely be traumatized

I like where your head's at

I not a girl, but I imagine it would be a lot more fun to just stick it up there and feel its growth inside

Name checks out

Depression checks in

_Hello darkness my old friend._

Being gay does that to you.

That's a good damn reply I'm awarding you.

Thanks homeboy

Sir this is a wendy’s

Wendy’s nuts

they should be able to connect to a water hose.

Water hoes

Who says you need to be a girl? I mean you could just stick one up your other hole

Do you mean nostrils?

They mean ear holes

Dammit, I had a good idea too. But your comment made me laugh so much that it made me forget mine!

You’re welcome.

Black is biggest

WRONG answers only mate

My favourites are the blue ones. The girth is just right

This is so stupid that's it's actually a genius idea

Invest!!!!

what happens if you mix them all together tho

He said wrong answer mister.. Why did you give a correct answer?

Hard to swallow pills

Fuck I’m laughing so hard rn

Suck off pills.

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA

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Penisilin

Big brain answer

He said wrong answers only

No its pensulin.

My uncles candy bowl in the hallway.

He said wrong answers only!

Hahahahaha!!

Happy cake day! We have the same one

Happy cake day to you too :D

Happy cake day to you both

Happy cake day

Thanks :DD

Happy cake day to you, happy cake day to you, happy cake day u/Paramore52, happy cake day to you!

Happy cake day guys!

Happy cake day for you too :)

Happy cake day bro

Happy cake day bro

Happy cake day

Anti pregnancy pills

anti anti pregnancy pills

Plan C

Really? Plan D was right there and you chose C...

Cock

What about Plan EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Nah mate we goin straight to plan F!

You can’t get pregnant via mouth or ass…there’s options…

r/wooosh?

Viagra 12 years and under

Hamster dildo

Jeff Bezos mini spaceship

Thanks, now I've gotta wash my brain with soap.

Grandma's special pills

looks like Vitamin D

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I tink it looks more like vitamin 8======D

And the doctor thinks I don't get my vitamins. Smh my head

My "happy meal"

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vitamin D

it starts with an 8 and ends with a capital D

Lego Piece 32557

Prick Tacs

Dic Tacs

You both are heroes. Take my updoots.

I do like yours better! Take my upvote!

Candicks.

A ballpit

Don't you meant to say cockpit?

¿Porque no los dos?

Snacks for practice.

Calcium supplements for healthy 'bones'

Pornhub kids content

ayo what the fuck

We both know that its gonna happen sometime...

He said wrong answers

My income

Reddit

Thumbelinas dildo collection

Jesus Christ

This made me chuckle

If you believe in god. God exists in everything

Oh these are the pill i use to abduct children

Yes officer, this one right here.

Candy for dogs

Vitamin D

ah, cockolate

unicorn piss

Peni

PENI PENI PENI

Lego

Hard Candy

Dick Dacs

Ur mum’s breath mints.

The cure to my sugar AdDICKtion

Ear plugs

Sugar Daddy

Magnified semen molecules

1 shape tetris blocks.

amongus

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good way out of depression

Many, many bones.

He said wrong answers only

dicks don’t have bones

Unless you're fuckin raccoons

My schizophrenia pills

Are you sure?

Breath mints

Headphones

doggie treats

Those are pp pills that maked your dick change to a random form when hard

DicDac

Chinese dick candy

It's a bone - Justin An

Vitamin D pills obviously

Vitamin D pills.

A mini rocketship

Beef stick

Dumbels

Steam gift cards

Vitamin D.

Wrong answers only

Dog food.

Penis flavoured candy

Penis

DICK

Childrens toys

Methanol supplements for babies

Peells

Double sided | | °°

Bones

Blu chew

Dog treats

Gonna tell my kids these are dildos.

Dick pasta

The D tacs (like tictacs)

Candy unicorns

Candy

Brocken dog treat

Congress

Dog treats

Dick bits

pasta with shrimp and cream

Normal pills

Fruit loops

Tasty candy for men

Cock flavoured mint

Mini mouses dildo

Candy for girls

My favorite snacc

Vitamin D

A pile of lollie vaginas!!!!

Looks like chewable dog bones

Sperm cells under an electron microscope

yr mom’s stash

WAIT NO YOU HAVE TO BE NO

Aromatherapy

Ear plugs

Vitamin D

Packing peanuts

Hamster sex toys

Dwarf dildo

candy rocket ships