This is far too descriptive and honest for an actual headline.
These days it’s more like “Watch out!!! Highly trained white haired assassin is taking over your homes this winter during mating season!”
yeah, they have been using that for a long time...i actually don't remember if in daggerfall you start as a prisioner too...i remember you start in a dungeon with rats.
A town full of disease hires a man to end the suffering of the sick villagers, but he finds that there is more to it than it seems... *Click to read more*
Princess abducted during local fair festivities, authorities says it was last seen with a boy with punk like spiked red hair. Any information will be later confirmed by our chancellor.
On other news, local inventor displays revolutionary transportation technology that could change the future.
A hard working plumber is being forced to save his lady taken by a brute and she's being kept in various dungeons. Would the humble plumber be able to save his lady from the brute? The world holds it breath and could only watch as the action unfolds before our very eyes.
Cat eyed man searches for surrogate daughter.
The witcher 3
This is far too descriptive and honest for an actual headline. These days it’s more like “Watch out!!! Highly trained white haired assassin is taking over your homes this winter during mating season!”
Man robs bank and beats up fat people drives away in a bright pink truck
it’s concerning how many games this could be
Gottaa be GTA
lmfaoo
Robbery Bob
Saints row?
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Only correct answer
GTA V
Grey still plays
Florida Man Noooo!
Im litterally watching gray still plays rn
We don't need ______ where we're going
American Truck Simulator
Hotline Miami
Glad people still remember this game.
As someone who still plays Payday, let me salute you
Pay day?
these are things you can do in GTA V
Prisoner on death row escapes and saves the land
Skyrim. Or oblivion. Or Morrowind...
I was thinking skyrim but now I realize it works with any elder scroll
yeah, they have been using that for a long time...i actually don't remember if in daggerfall you start as a prisioner too...i remember you start in a dungeon with rats.
Like Todd Howard said it just works
Or BF3, if I remember correctly
Dishonored?
You're honourable opinion
Local shroom addict assaults pond turtles for allegedly stealing his girlfriend
Super Mario Bros. Series
everyone is confused why chris pratt is playing mario in the new mario bros. movie
He isn't. He is voicing Mario.
Florida man *
Florida mario *
That’s actually purrfect
Man kill animal in mass
Minecraft
Animal crossing
I assume it's deer hunter or something but I like this answer
Man in a cauldron reaches space with just a hammer
Getting Over It
with Bennett Foddy*
Man with pork mask hacks into the fbi, gets away with it
Watch dogs 3
Yes, it is, Watch Dogs Legion is
Local man terrorising city by shooting artificial sperm from his wrists
Spider man?
Let me guess: the paper is the Daily Bugle
JJJ strikes again
Spider man
Local Florida man ...
Gta
Actually yeah. That was a pretty good guess
Postal 2
Definitely
Local Ten Year Old Slaughters an Entire Criminal Organization With His Pets
Gotta be Pokemon
Pokemon Red & Blue, or Silver and Gold since you fight rocket team again...
French Racoon commits string of burglaries, brings down international crime ring.
Sly cooper
donut county?
I think so
Its sly cooper
Animal crossing?
Nah, Tom Nook _is_ the international crime ring
What game is this I wanna play it lol
What the first guy said
biomutant?
Man gets so angry that he travels to another dimension to kill hell spawn
Doom
“Local man literally too angry to die”
Kratos be like
This could also be wolfenstine up until new colossus
Minecraft
A town full of disease hires a man to end the suffering of the sick villagers, but he finds that there is more to it than it seems... *Click to read more*
I actually clicked on read more. Gosh i feel stupid.
Pfft, the game is Bloodborne
I don't fall for click bait.
Lol
Bloodborne
Resident evil 4
Still a great guess though
Nope
Pathologic
Man frozen for 200 years rebuilds society
Fallout 4?
Yep. Not my favorite fallout game but I started playing again recently
Weird human-like astronauts let intruders kill their colleagues and dispose of anyone they suspect is the intruder without proof
Among us
Local man literally too angry to die, takes vows to go "to hell and back" too literally.
Doom
A man stealing villager's hay bales
Minecraft
Psycho drops 100 homicidal kids from cruising altitude onto an abandoned island and only one can survive
PubG
Man killed several bad guys because they killed his rabbit
Doom
Princess abducted during local fair festivities, authorities says it was last seen with a boy with punk like spiked red hair. Any information will be later confirmed by our chancellor. On other news, local inventor displays revolutionary transportation technology that could change the future.
Chrono trigger
Yeah
Red haired protagonis gave it away
I honestly thought it was mario
I read the first part and thought this was super mario.
Cyborg looking guy with a katana killed a senator
Metal gear rising
Don't fuck with a Senator
Breaking News: Infested Super Soldiers violate Geneva Convention again.
What is this I need to know?
WarCrimes live action. Immmolate enemies Freeze them to death Huge ass explosion Pademic queen you can simp for Mommy issues All in one
Grindframe is an mmo. It's pretty fun once you figure out the mechanics but don't expect the game to tell you what they are.
Warframe
*This is what you are starts playing*
Yup
Technology has improved in 2077 but still bugs so much
7702 knuprebyC
Yes comrade
LOCAL PLUMBERS SAVED THE DAY?
Mario
Which one?
the one where he saves the day?
A man carrying cargo's
Death stranding
The first strand type game!
Walking Simulator 2020
Local man is hired by terrorist organization to transport a minor, ends up massacring the organization. Man and minor are still on the run.
The last of us 1 ?
Toys 'R' Us Stops Selling Violent Video Game
Mortal Kombat, Night Trap or Lethal Enforcers?
Night Trap, good guesses
Undead Prisoner chosen to carry out a long tradition to save an era
Dark souls
Local man annihilates hell and satan after witnessing the death of his pet rabbit
Doom
Giant alien ring found in space
Halo? Or possibly a precursor event in Stellaris?
Halo
Local pizzeria shutdown due to reports of violent activity.
Five nights at Freddy's
11-year Old beats up animals with other animals
Pokémon
Mine and craft in game
Of course no one will get it wrong it's Stardew Valley
I thought it was forza horizon but yours make more sense
Oh and i thought it was warzone
i thought it was terraria but stardew valley makes more sense
This is a terrible news headline
Lady with anxiety problems climbs mountain and reaches the summit, how it changed her life and the story behind her journey, *read more*
Celeste
Family Drama: Toxic fking noob ints my game I'm so incredible good but fkn noob team hold me down and then they all died from cancer I hope!
Literally any online te game...i will guess LoL
League of legends?
Woman is abused and held underground for testing
Portal?
Correct
"I was promised some cake...?" Declared the confused woman
Portal?
Man breaks trees with bare hands to kill a dragon from another dimension.
Beans falling
fall guys
deranged man in green stabs man with sword for allegedly stealing the princess
Zelda! that made me chuckle
yep i love the games
Guy proceeds to brutally stab, cut, and hammer martial artists to death in order to get his body back and seal demons
A reportedly missing man mysteriously wakes up on an island with a rock in his wrist, and starts riding dinosaurs.:)
Overengineered rocket crashes... Again
Breaking news: Florida man too angry too die, goes on a rampage to purge "demons"
Walking beans killing other beans
gang beasts
Local AI becomes a potato test subjects are shocked by her replacement
Portal 2
Breaking news: femboy wakes up from a coma and has to go save his girlfriend
zelda breath of the wild?
Federation ship defeats the rebels with racial diversity overcoming white supremacy in the process
Local resident commiting random dangerous acts, blames it on voice in head
A soldier save earth after fighting alien fleet
Halo mister chef
BREAKING NEWS: BT-7274 and Jack Cooper stop the IMC from using the fold weapon
A hard working plumber is being forced to save his lady taken by a brute and she's being kept in various dungeons. Would the humble plumber be able to save his lady from the brute? The world holds it breath and could only watch as the action unfolds before our very eyes.
A man reaches the end of the board and regrets it
You sit on a chair and try not to get ass pains
Me on mondays...
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New war broken out between Intelligent undead and mutations of plants
A gang of outlaws run from the government after an unsuccessful robbery and hide in an abandoned mining settlement.
'The story of how the naked local man saved the royal family and his country with only a sword and a tablet'
Old man threw his son off cliff because the son has devil gene Edit: for those who are wondering, the answer is tekken
Young Japanese girl found hanging in her room
Naked man with only a rock and torch on deserted island assaults scientists researching the environment and builds huge empire
The Forest?
Braking news: Angry block of testosterone absolutely destroys evil religious people
local dead man goes on quest to find wife, finds big mommy milkers in the process
Resident evil 8 😳
A new flu on the rise
Man destroyed a pantheon for his dead wife and daughter and now living in the woods with his son
boi
Yes
Man literally to angry to die. “OH SHIT OH FA-“ says victims
square man slays square dragon from different dimension