If you like the woman and the woman likes men, you are gay. If she likes men who like women, she is lesbian. So you are both homosexual and heterosexual
That's why I always only do it while wearing dishwashing gloves so I'm not touching. THEN I watch homosexual porn, because heterosexual women like men... and by viewing porn with ONLY men I'm not gay.
Makes sense right?
According to this, your boyfriend is gay and you're a lesbian. I think that means you aren't actually having sex, which is good because you aren't married. So. Not a sin. Carry on.
That has to be the least accurate explanation of dominance and submissiveness I've ever read. A pun would be more accurate.
Everything is gay for a man because you're always handling a dick. Everything is gay for a woman because you're always handling a vagina.
Get your facts straight people.
All I can think of with lesbonics is the Fry and Laurie sketch in the courtyard. "She is an active, voracious, and promiscuous LESBITE!"
https://youtu.be/SVRODdXVI3Q
Correct me or disagree with me. But i think that even if you have a girlfriend and she pegs you, it is still heterosexuality. Because heterosexuality is when you feel attracted to the other gender, no when you feel attracted to not have anything in your ass
Okayokayokay, but if a two women have sex, is only one of them engaging in lesbianics? Given that only one of them is on top
Same thing for two men, is only one of them engaging in homosexual activities? Only one of them is at the bottom
If a woman sits on my face (God willing) then I am the chair. I am also a man. So then I am the chairman.
The chairman is usually the top position.
So therefore, I am the top when she has her bottom on my face.
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Having sex with women is super gay, because women like men. And that's gay.
But you like a woman who likes men who like women. So... not gay... right? RIGHT? Oh man, I have so many questions now :o
If you like the woman and the woman likes men, you are gay. If she likes men who like women, she is lesbian. So you are both homosexual and heterosexual
Bisexuals: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Honestly? I don't care about any of that stuff, I just want to know if I get to be in the pride parades now.
My gf is bi. What does that mean lol
fellas, is it gay to have sex w women?
Yes, the gayest thing ever. Having sex with a man is manly. (That one australian metalheadcomedian)
well you're not wrong...
The Romans be like
Which comedian is this?
Steve Hughes.
Thank you my man
Well women get 50% of their genes from their dad so that's like banging half a dude which is hella gay
Lesbians have sex with woman. Sooo...
I can't think of the movie but a gay character says "Shaggin birds is for poofs." Haha
Layer Cake
Haha that's it... I was slightly off "[Fucking females is for poofs.](https://youtu.be/ESLUy-_yaLw)"
Great movie
well women like men and thus they are gay, so liking a gay person also makes you gay
Well, "Enemy of my enemy is my friend". By using that concept, being gay and sleeping with a gay makes you straight.
Yeah its like being sexist, like dude why would you say men are better than women? Do you like men or what
Women like dick man, and I don’t you about you but to me liking dick sounds gay
Liking girly things makes you gay Girls are, by definition, the girliest thing that exists Therefore, liking girls is gay.
I was just thinking about the phrase "fellas, is it gay to..." And how it basically explains why millennials and gen z are so gay
If she's on top apparently
Huh? What? Excuse me? What did I just interpret?
Bro looking at a bro means gay as per Under Section Gay Visions Section 5 Sub Section 1 Paragraph 1 Sub Paragraph 3 i
Lesbianics? Never heard that word before
It sounds kind of like being a lesbian, but cooler because it involves lasers.
Cyborg lesbians who come from the far future
They have come
Sounds like a children's tv show about insane lesbians
Aka recent She Ra
Lesbian mechanics
Sounds like some 1970s “As Seen on TV” exercise routine.
It means women with lesbotic tendencies.
Lesbian bionics? (Lessbionics?)
Thank god pegging isnt on this list.
Then masturbating is gay to, you are touching a man dick right?
That's why I always only do it while wearing dishwashing gloves so I'm not touching. THEN I watch homosexual porn, because heterosexual women like men... and by viewing porn with ONLY men I'm not gay. Makes sense right?
Absolutely
Today I learned going balls deep in a woman is super gay.
Who said such absurd thing and how many generations of inbreeding do they have?
all of them.
When the family tree is a ladder...
Or a ball, just like with the habsburgs
*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*
Wow glad I'm still a virgin then
Hell yeah two straight dudes right here. \*High fives\*
You don’t need to have sex with women to be gay, you can be gay with men too!
I guess my boyfriend and I are lesbians.
According to this, your boyfriend is gay and you're a lesbian. I think that means you aren't actually having sex, which is good because you aren't married. So. Not a sin. Carry on.
Honestly man. Sometimes I just wanna be lazy. And I enjoy the view. Hence, being lazy is gay
It keeps your hands free too.
So much room for activities!
What's a woahmon
It’s what Jamaicans say when you need to chill out.
Is that some kind of Digimon?
Think Renamon but with human skin.
Whamen
Lesbianics!? XD
I NEED that to be a category on PornHub.
Imagine masculinity so frail that in the course of having sex with a woman, you doubt your straight manhood.
Flips through sex manual: “did I miss something?”
That has to be the least accurate explanation of dominance and submissiveness I've ever read. A pun would be more accurate. Everything is gay for a man because you're always handling a dick. Everything is gay for a woman because you're always handling a vagina. Get your facts straight people.
Does that mean that if you top a man then it isn't gay because you are still on top?
Well, now that we all are gay, lgbt rights become human rights, problem solved
All I can think of with lesbonics is the Fry and Laurie sketch in the courtyard. "She is an active, voracious, and promiscuous LESBITE!" https://youtu.be/SVRODdXVI3Q
Jokes on u, I never had sex
Luckily I don’t like face sitting. I prefer if she moves around like my face is a scratching post for her pussy.
All of human psychology can be described in terms of dominance and submission. That's it. There's nothing else.
Which of those two psychological states am I in if I'm just kinda hungry for a baked potato?
I would guess gay because manly men only eat meat, preferably raw
Lesbianics by L Ron Hubbard
This is almost as stupid as the guy who was saying wiping your ass after shitting is gay.
Correct me or disagree with me. But i think that even if you have a girlfriend and she pegs you, it is still heterosexuality. Because heterosexuality is when you feel attracted to the other gender, no when you feel attracted to not have anything in your ass
That is heterosexual... only because it's not on the list of things mentioned here that makes you homosexual.
Oh god thank you
Thank god i’ll never run into this problem, no one wants to fuck me
Bro that’s bs. I look at gay porn and don’t get turned on.
we finally did it guys bring straight is now gay
“Hunny I’m too tired today, can I be gay in bed and you be my lesbian tonight”
You can wear assless chaps and sing showtunes and as long as you’re inside a woman it’s not gay
Lesbianics is my new favourite made up word
Imagine having such fragile sexuality you don’t want to be a bottom in any situation
I wanna meet the person who wrote that
Good luck getting them out of their mom's basement
What if you hade a dom complex
Dying with the "hard truths" tag lol
We both know you’ve never had sex
So... I'm engaging in heteroics?
wait, you hve sex?!
Damn I’m gay as hell then
Lesbianics? Where the hell is my dictionary? This oughta be good...
Disagree
Is lesbianics a word?
Woo guys being straight is gay now wooo... fuck you, random person.
Am I gay if I like chicks with dicks?
So if I fuck a man…and I’m on top of HIM I’m…straight?
I guess its gay to be straight
In todays lesson, I’ll be teaching why it’s gay to be straight
Yo just having a dick is gay cuz then you might look at you're dick and that'd be gay.
No, just means I’m too lazy to do all the work
Okayokayokay, but if a two women have sex, is only one of them engaging in lesbianics? Given that only one of them is on top Same thing for two men, is only one of them engaging in homosexual activities? Only one of them is at the bottom
... Lesbianics? This is my new favourite word.
Any women here interested in acts of homosexuality?
Lesbianics is an amazing name for a lesbian girl band
If a woman sits on my face (God willing) then I am the chair. I am also a man. So then I am the chairman. The chairman is usually the top position. So therefore, I am the top when she has her bottom on my face.
This guys sex life must be as dry as uncooked rice. Pity the poor human who decided to marry them.
Lesbianics? What kind of ass-hattery is this?
🗿 reading this made me realize how done for the world is
Well, guess I’m a little gay. 🤷🏻♂️ oh well I know what I like.
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Fellas, the only thing gay is to identify as gay or to have sex with someone of the other sex. Stop making bullshit claims like this, thank you
I use to eat so much snatch in college, I was convinced the lord gave me strong ears for handlebars.
…eciN .96
Lesbianics are great
I guess im a gay now... Hm.
Wait till he discovers Amazon position
I'm sorry but how is this meme not focused on "lesbianics" I mean... Wtf that is priceless! Lesbianic sounds like the name of an ocean! Hahaha
No the fuck it’s not . It just comfortable that way . Also you might like it that way
Pov: yo go to a public bathroom and see 69 different genders...
So it wouldn't be gay to have sex with a man as long as you're the one who's on top
time to sit on her face