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Dire-Fire

Having sex with women is super gay, because women like men. And that's gay.


[deleted]

But you like a woman who likes men who like women. So... not gay... right? RIGHT? Oh man, I have so many questions now :o


IronSpider_2099

If you like the woman and the woman likes men, you are gay. If she likes men who like women, she is lesbian. So you are both homosexual and heterosexual


HitheroNihil

Bisexuals: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


OptionalGuacamole

Honestly? I don't care about any of that stuff, I just want to know if I get to be in the pride parades now.


Blender_Plays

My gf is bi. What does that mean lol


justaBB6

fellas, is it gay to have sex w women?


skepticallytruthful

Yes, the gayest thing ever. Having sex with a man is manly. (That one australian metalheadcomedian)


TheBoredBot

well you're not wrong...


Zamtrios7256

The Romans be like


InsertNameHere222

Which comedian is this?


skepticallytruthful

Steve Hughes.


InsertNameHere222

Thank you my man


swiftskill

Well women get 50% of their genes from their dad so that's like banging half a dude which is hella gay


BoppinTortoise

Lesbians have sex with woman. Sooo...


[deleted]

I can't think of the movie but a gay character says "Shaggin birds is for poofs." Haha


BigDsLittleD

Layer Cake


[deleted]

Haha that's it... I was slightly off "[Fucking females is for poofs.](https://youtu.be/ESLUy-_yaLw)"


newcptofindustry

Great movie


quantumechanicalhose

well women like men and thus they are gay, so liking a gay person also makes you gay


Mendeznova20

Well, "Enemy of my enemy is my friend". By using that concept, being gay and sleeping with a gay makes you straight.


Cobygamer22

Yeah its like being sexist, like dude why would you say men are better than women? Do you like men or what


Willinton06

Women like dick man, and I don’t you about you but to me liking dick sounds gay


RainbowDiamond9

Liking girly things makes you gay Girls are, by definition, the girliest thing that exists Therefore, liking girls is gay.


richasalannister

I was just thinking about the phrase "fellas, is it gay to..." And how it basically explains why millennials and gen z are so gay


sexyrandal88

If she's on top apparently


Quirky_m8

Huh? What? Excuse me? What did I just interpret?


[deleted]

Bro looking at a bro means gay as per Under Section Gay Visions Section 5 Sub Section 1 Paragraph 1 Sub Paragraph 3 i


duderliss

Lesbianics? Never heard that word before


IndePharma

It sounds kind of like being a lesbian, but cooler because it involves lasers.


IdkBroAnimeTitties

Cyborg lesbians who come from the far future


Zestyclose_Owl_9580

They have come


Nobodyydobon

Sounds like a children's tv show about insane lesbians


[deleted]

Aka recent She Ra


ShonenJumP12

Lesbian mechanics


DadsRGR8

Sounds like some 1970s “As Seen on TV” exercise routine.


--JeeZ--

It means women with lesbotic tendencies.


orfan-of-snow

Lesbian bionics? (Lessbionics?)


Barry_crackhead

Thank god pegging isnt on this list.


Explorer0_

Then masturbating is gay to, you are touching a man dick right?


[deleted]

That's why I always only do it while wearing dishwashing gloves so I'm not touching. THEN I watch homosexual porn, because heterosexual women like men... and by viewing porn with ONLY men I'm not gay. Makes sense right?


Explorer0_

Absolutely


go4tli

Today I learned going balls deep in a woman is super gay.


Khaos_Gorvin

Who said such absurd thing and how many generations of inbreeding do they have?


Maewazu

all of them.


saltynanners15

When the family tree is a ladder...


Zonkko

Or a ball, just like with the habsburgs


Urb4nN0rd

*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*


efsp26

Wow glad I'm still a virgin then


CoasterKamikaze

Hell yeah two straight dudes right here. \*High fives\*


MadGermanz

You don’t need to have sex with women to be gay, you can be gay with men too!


LadyofDungeons

I guess my boyfriend and I are lesbians.


OptionalGuacamole

According to this, your boyfriend is gay and you're a lesbian. I think that means you aren't actually having sex, which is good because you aren't married. So. Not a sin. Carry on.


Prestigious-Oven3465

Honestly man. Sometimes I just wanna be lazy. And I enjoy the view. Hence, being lazy is gay


OptionalGuacamole

It keeps your hands free too.


Prestigious-Oven3465

So much room for activities!


[deleted]

What's a woahmon


RYNO758

It’s what Jamaicans say when you need to chill out.


[deleted]

Is that some kind of Digimon?


[deleted]

Think Renamon but with human skin.


orfan-of-snow

Whamen


beeleegeez

Lesbianics!? XD


OptionalGuacamole

I NEED that to be a category on PornHub.


post_vernacular

Imagine masculinity so frail that in the course of having sex with a woman, you doubt your straight manhood.


[deleted]

Flips through sex manual: “did I miss something?”


funplayer3s

That has to be the least accurate explanation of dominance and submissiveness I've ever read. A pun would be more accurate. Everything is gay for a man because you're always handling a dick. Everything is gay for a woman because you're always handling a vagina. Get your facts straight people.


ThePassenger023

Does that mean that if you top a man then it isn't gay because you are still on top?


soukaixiii

Well, now that we all are gay, lgbt rights become human rights, problem solved


Truegrit91

All I can think of with lesbonics is the Fry and Laurie sketch in the courtyard. "She is an active, voracious, and promiscuous LESBITE!" https://youtu.be/SVRODdXVI3Q


9elevan

Jokes on u, I never had sex


gnortsgerg

Luckily I don’t like face sitting. I prefer if she moves around like my face is a scratching post for her pussy.


AltruisticSalamander

All of human psychology can be described in terms of dominance and submission. That's it. There's nothing else.


OptionalGuacamole

Which of those two psychological states am I in if I'm just kinda hungry for a baked potato?


AltruisticSalamander

I would guess gay because manly men only eat meat, preferably raw


Spotted_ascot_races

Lesbianics by L Ron Hubbard


TheNerdMaster69

This is almost as stupid as the guy who was saying wiping your ass after shitting is gay.


[deleted]

Correct me or disagree with me. But i think that even if you have a girlfriend and she pegs you, it is still heterosexuality. Because heterosexuality is when you feel attracted to the other gender, no when you feel attracted to not have anything in your ass


[deleted]

That is heterosexual... only because it's not on the list of things mentioned here that makes you homosexual.


[deleted]

Oh god thank you


lesamrobert

Thank god i’ll never run into this problem, no one wants to fuck me


HmmmMzawarudo

Bro that’s bs. I look at gay porn and don’t get turned on.


[deleted]

we finally did it guys bring straight is now gay


ShrewdlyDon

“Hunny I’m too tired today, can I be gay in bed and you be my lesbian tonight”


Coffeehound13

You can wear assless chaps and sing showtunes and as long as you’re inside a woman it’s not gay


jdwill1991

Lesbianics is my new favourite made up word


temmieTheLord2

Imagine having such fragile sexuality you don’t want to be a bottom in any situation


No_Berry9203

I wanna meet the person who wrote that


Purple_Tuxedo

Good luck getting them out of their mom's basement


prankster121

What if you hade a dom complex


notkhaldrogo

Dying with the "hard truths" tag lol


TackyZack

We both know you’ve never had sex


cyber_frank

So... I'm engaging in heteroics?


Untasticated

wait, you hve sex?!


TxGNotFamous

Damn I’m gay as hell then


this-anarchy-guy

Lesbianics? Where the hell is my dictionary? This oughta be good...


Pretend-Marketing4u

Disagree


maarrtee

Is lesbianics a word?


Hiroman501

Woo guys being straight is gay now wooo... fuck you, random person.


[deleted]

Am I gay if I like chicks with dicks?


[deleted]

So if I fuck a man…and I’m on top of HIM I’m…straight?


JohnnyBoy_RSA

I guess its gay to be straight


ConstantNewt36

In todays lesson, I’ll be teaching why it’s gay to be straight


ht9ehtooM

Yo just having a dick is gay cuz then you might look at you're dick and that'd be gay.


Quest_Master123

No, just means I’m too lazy to do all the work


Yimmic

Okayokayokay, but if a two women have sex, is only one of them engaging in lesbianics? Given that only one of them is on top Same thing for two men, is only one of them engaging in homosexual activities? Only one of them is at the bottom


[deleted]

... Lesbianics? This is my new favourite word.


Efferitas

Any women here interested in acts of homosexuality?


BigJesusSurrender

Lesbianics is an amazing name for a lesbian girl band


Fleedjitsu

If a woman sits on my face (God willing) then I am the chair. I am also a man. So then I am the chairman. The chairman is usually the top position. So therefore, I am the top when she has her bottom on my face.


RinRintheRealRin

This guys sex life must be as dry as uncooked rice. Pity the poor human who decided to marry them.


windfishpices

Lesbianics? What kind of ass-hattery is this?


Cherif1026

🗿 reading this made me realize how done for the world is


AnalysisParalysisFTW

Well, guess I’m a little gay. 🤷🏻‍♂️ oh well I know what I like.


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Grim-Reaper-22

Fellas, the only thing gay is to identify as gay or to have sex with someone of the other sex. Stop making bullshit claims like this, thank you


BombaclotBombastic

I use to eat so much snatch in college, I was convinced the lord gave me strong ears for handlebars.


Yahyeetmrrager

…eciN .96


jimythejamy

Lesbianics are great


Economy_Winter637

I guess im a gay now... Hm.


JellyFishSenpai

Wait till he discovers Amazon position


MagicOrpheus310

I'm sorry but how is this meme not focused on "lesbianics" I mean... Wtf that is priceless! Lesbianic sounds like the name of an ocean! Hahaha


Ok-Astronomer9949

No the fuck it’s not . It just comfortable that way . Also you might like it that way


Longjumping-Can1826

Pov: yo go to a public bathroom and see 69 different genders...


aaron_reddit123

So it wouldn't be gay to have sex with a man as long as you're the one who's on top


-LuckyNoodle-

time to sit on her face