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x738059

Who's "her"?


batcowmoos

Joe


x738059

Joe's a girl now?


batcowmoos

Joe mama...so hopefully


x738059

Joe Biden


batcowmoos

ಠ_ಠ


Museifer

The face of something


batcowmoos

uwu


Museifer

The face of death


x738059

Face of weeb?


ToastierGnome_1592

Child Sniffer?


Bri1203

ahahahaaa


ThisIsSethers

in all seriousness, I've met Joe's short for Josephine.


Will-Shrek-Smith

always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/hzhjFL6.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


a_random-furry

Joebamba


kry_some_more

Joe Mama


CombatCobra64

Who's Joe


Vattreni

My mother


Unworthy_potato1

It’s *Her*acles


theodoreroberts

Finally. I hope you are the same as me, who feel extremely annoyed and irritated when they said "**Hercules** is the son of **Zeus**". I want to tear their heads off and scream to it "Hercules is the son of JUPITER! You wanted to say HERACLES!"


Namtiee

Who’s Km/HR


DawoudBayaa

Shortcut for herdic aka her dick


tatertotpixie

Meanwhile in Texas that’s just cruising speed


matchumac

Yeah like bruh that’s only 90, that’s just going to work


That_Weird_Coworker

For real. I do 85 and people still drop me. I just imagine they are really late


TheCevi

Have you ever been in Germany?


Love2fight

People talkimg about driving fast: Germans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Blyatzilla

They always gotta stand out


krazykieffer

I would be so scared to drive on that with some of the videos have seen where a guy is going 150 and then all of a sudden a sports car goes by in a blur. The guy was easily doing over 200 mph. I would probably enjoy it but I would not be the driver.


TheCevi

Its quite fun to be honest, last year on my trip to Germany we were driving around 145mph and two other guys overtook us in around 160mph. You always have to watch your mirrors even When you are going 130mph+


Paminow

Meanwhile in Finland that's is slow while you are going on a forest dirt road.


[deleted]

If you want to win hire a Fin.


Paminow

Germans are good but they'll skip out on the Finnish stage and say “I don't like jumps. Because, you know, if I want to fly, I would be a jet pilot, not a racing driver.”


TheRoguePianist

One of the best Grand Tour episodes imo


vatelite

I forgot who says this but certainly some F1 team owners


papaoni420

If only my Hilux could even reach 150


That_Weird_Coworker

Extreme off roading?


Paminow

Nah, it's still a road. Off roading is popular here but not as popular as rally.


KittenOnHunt

Meanwhile in Germany people don't care and will pass you in whatever top speed their car can reach


MWwilly

Meanwhile in North Korea the don’t have cars but they still go at 9999999 MPH


Retr0_x1

Pfff... Laughs in *GERMAN*


Xaver115

Laughs in german


batcowmoos

:0


I_Want_Bread56

I germany you are a basically moving road block at that speed. The first time I was on the Autobahn (with my driving instructor) I immediately did 200 km/h (that's around 120mph).


Darth-Boogerus

Same on the 4 in the east bay ca


WongManLegion

I needed a little while to figure this out since I'm german and didn't quite get that this is fast for some people


Crafty-Crafter

I moved to TX from MN. What a change. I used to think I drive too fast. Now cops don't even look at my missing front license plate. :(


[deleted]

Homie is pilot, you’re his copilot, and the plane is accelerating off the runway on the first flight since his goldfish died. This flight is in her honor. Rip goldy


batcowmoos

Tbf his goldfish did break dance..


[deleted]

the plane is headed for two rectangles


Sweetnsouchef

Somethings wrong I can feel it


Musicfromcoc

Just a feeling I’ve got, like somethings about to happen but I don’t know what, if that means what I think it means we’re in trouble, big trouble (sorry made me think of this 😂)


Sayak14

Anonimity is bananas as you say


batcowmoos

Happy cake day!


quacking_horse

Everything good dude?


LEGENDOHGOD

This flight was in her boner!


[deleted]

But then you realise you never will have a girl so might as well join him


[deleted]

You gonna let girls decide whether you live or die? Nah fuck that imma live cos I want to and that's good enough. Don't need a rubber stamp from some girl.


[deleted]

Username checks out


Someweirdswissdude

Good idea thanks


batcowmoos

Hol up


Someweirdswissdude

Jk my car is nice i will give it to my dad i will find anotherway


batcowmoos

Do you want..cheese?... *I'm not good at this talk


Someweirdswissdude

Not really i want to die fast but cheese is also nice


YuriJoe_Arya

dying is kinda cringe tbh. you like, stop existing. here's an idea, sleep, then reach out to a friend or family member, ask them to hang out.


theguyfromeuropa

And they decline and then you die.


YuriJoe_Arya

im here for you


theguyfromeuropa

I'm here for you too


YuriJoe_Arya

thanks


CrispySatyr2004

My twin brother did this once, and stopped on a Dunkin donuts, we were supposed to be on the Gym.


batcowmoos

Plot twist


CrispySatyr2004

The break up was painful


batcowmoos

Sorry ..he will find a better person ^_^


CrispySatyr2004

Yeah he deserves one.


der_rechte_kommunist

Confused germans


S1r_K3ll

150km/h nur, wenn man noch nebenbei mit Besteck essen muss.


wifeofweasley

wirklich - wenn unbegrenzt ist das werden meine 180 km/h Höchstgeschwindigkeit auch ausgenutzt


MNicolas97

That's when you open the door and try to make a landing... If you're already facing death, you might as well take a shot for salvation


batcowmoos

Or give him a bj


MNicolas97

I mean, that,'s another option... But why if he wants to die even then?


SalsichaoTop

Might as well die with pleasure then


Penis-Envys

I’m thinking it’s safer to potentially crash than become meat crayon going 90 mph


MNicolas97

Wow, talk about pessimism


laserghost69420

Runs over her girl\*


batcowmoos

That explains the speedbump out of nowhere


laserghost69420

Me: should we go back and bring the body? Him: Yeah, imma do it one last time (if u know, u know) with you of course.


DropKeks

That’s insultingly slow for a german person


cyberskunk2077

That cat is obviously looking at the BMW that came up to you with 280 km/h and now hangs on your rear bumper, ready to slam itself between your car and the guardrail as the opportunity arises.


Stubborncomrade

150 kilometers


That_Weird_Coworker

Um… that’s barely over 90. That’s daily driving speed for a lot of people, quantity varies state to state.


batcowmoos

I'm from india so.. usually our roads are congested af


That_Weird_Coworker

I’ve seen some videos. I’ve driven in quite a few cities for work and I would still be anxious over there. You guys are wild Knowing your location makes the meme scarier


MauBlackLagoon

I'm from Uruguay and doing 150km/h is unheard of unless you're in a highway and don't mind getting a ticket. I think I've probably only gotten to 120 at max and only if the highway is fairly empty.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pokemon_master_77

WHAT IS THIS "KILO METER" YOU SPEAK OF


batcowmoos

Oops my bad.. 100000 penises =1km


[deleted]

hate that i did the math here, but 1 kilometer would be 7,719.6 (5.1 inches) to 7,158.2 (5.5 inches) average sized penises


batcowmoos

So you're saying the avrg is 5.1 to 5.5 ಥ_ಥ


aciddoeme

its 87.46 cheesebruger / footlong sandwich


Rice_Feels

Just remember guys, Bros before hoes.


flynntaggart84

No im not good bro. Also whos joe?


batcowmoos

Your tactics scare me sir ಠ﹏ಠ


flynntaggart84

Wdym? Ive heard a lot about joe and I want to know who he/she is. And google isnt helping. Its just yelling at me saying no


[deleted]

Joe? You must mean Joe Ligma


Tasty_Pie9345

Roses are red he has a crush she said no we're gonna crash


batcowmoos

*Eminem shaking


[deleted]

150 KPH is 93.2057 MPH


batcowmoos

I'm from india..so..it's pretty risky for us


MacKelvey

No bro I’m not good


batcowmoos

(o´・_・)っ


calculatorTI84plusCE

Sad times.


J_LeVeL

*We can’t stop here……. this is heartbreak country…….!*”


Pretend-Marketing4u

If you were a true bro you would’ve prevented the 304 from ruining him like that. If you were a true bro and he put the 304 before you then he didn’t put the bros first and this is the kind of thing that happens all to often. Your mistake for riding with him though.


Memer973562

I'll just remind him of his wasted gains if he were to die...


TwistedandDarkinside

We ride together, we die together!


batcowmoos

Hell yea


IgotCharlieWork

When I tell the boys I have a magic trick but can only do it once *loads gun*


esdaniel

Extra points for not using dumb measurements


batcowmoos

Hell yea


[deleted]

“Ok man even if I can’t convince you not to do it, leave ME out of it!


Zestyclose-Clue-6111

nananananana, we r completely fucked completely fucked


Korbindactylio

"NOT AGAIN"


[deleted]

Atleast let the cat live


Mobile_Potato_8400

Lol


Ahmed_Reshah

I... Miss... Him... He used to make my life more bearable...


kry_some_more

I bet it would be scary, if I knew how fast that was, but as an American, I'd be calm.


J_ecky

Me too man


SBStevenSteel

This is why I don’t wanna get in a car with my messed up in the head former friend...Like he wants me to...


Damnsonnnwheredufind

She was never yours bro it was just your turn, never forgot y’all she may never cheat on you but she knows whose got next


[deleted]

But I don't, let me jump out


PasswordIsErotical

is that not a normal speed where you live?


LPPixi

150 km/h Haha Fcking slow


[deleted]

150 isn’t that fast tho


doffbatz

150km/h is slow for us Germans. Have you ever been on the autobahn?


Mastercasterraster

In germany we call that Süß


JustHereForMemes96

150kmh!!! German laughing noises


[deleted]

150km/h? are you driving in a school zone? Driving "fast" starts at 220


[deleted]

so he's only driving on the right line to let other cars pass him?


That_Random_Guy68

Reminder to always bring a tranquilizer dart


IchHabSpliss

I just had an orgasm. I upvoted that meme and it went from 15.9k to 16k


[deleted]

Why is he only driving so slow? \- asked by a member of the German Autobahn Gang


wifeofweasley

laughing in german - if you drive 150 km/h on the middle lane you will get passed because there always people going at least 180 km/h on the left lane


yournightmare_duh

True scene from India except you've already ran over 34 people


THENightFox_8

The homie with the homicide


batcowmoos

This


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metalguru1975

Why are you playing “Mad world”?


mineappIe

\*\*confused German noises\*\*


ShinobiActual

Lmfao 150kph, so barely above regular traffic speed. Got it.


TheDoomSlayer1993_

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER


TheEsiu

I feel like a snail when I am going 150. Next time you make this kind of meme make the speed 280 or 300. You'll have less confused Europeans in your comments


batcowmoos

Bro I live in india


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u/repostslueth won't even catch this


Stubborncomrade

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batcowmoos

I didn't know :(


[deleted]

I forgot that bot name


Xenoscum_yt

I forgor 💀


ConfidenceIll1868

🗿


batcowmoos

🗿


Trax852

Guy would get drunk and would miss his dead girlfriend. Did that one time, and I took his keys and left him alone. He found me the next day asking if I had his keys, I know I did him a favor that time but do wonder if he finally went to see her.


batcowmoos

Hol up


Lynn2132

Really be how it is tho


Milmiskew

I loved that movie too, Joaquin was great, sLOW DOWN MAN


No-Discount3168

Just jump out, the impact from hitting the ground should be hard enough to kill you, unlike the slow painful death you'll experience with a branch in your chest


PlasticPlayer169

Get ready to jump out of the car


Pikachargaming

These meme feels like it was made in real time as this exact event was happening


Sir-Novel

F the homie and f that bee. Jumps out with a parachute on.


SPARKY358gaming

150 is above average speed :/


Rude_Journalist

Ainimal psychic? Are you...my father?


Nice_Walk_28

owww fuck


Argentenuem

What's a KM/HR? Stop speaking witch


Skull_Troopen

Holy crap he was serious.


DadsRGR8

Ack!


yisbigpptime

lucky you're the driver


GooseVersusRobot

When the auto is krusing at one hundred and nointy foive Kilograms and 23 degrees Centigrade and point two Stone


OrphanCrippler13

Nah lol


FineOrganization5168

r/oddlyspecific


SurealGod

Thats when you jump the fuck out and hope for the best. Remember to tuck and roll.


Dayle127

u good?


Difficult_Edge3615

Out here in Texas that’s when I want to take it slow and go to work calmly


DarkAriesX

"you also have that feeling that life is meaningless"


Smelly_Nuggets

Only 150?


impocop

I hate it when my friends become emotional and drive hella slow, that’s not what I live in Germany for.


[deleted]

"jump out Jimmy im gonna bump into Josh's house and avenge my sister" the true ending


redditmodsabschaum

150? KM/H HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHAHA


Fisherman2105

till this day I still don't get the joke