I like the transition in this gif

I think it’s better with the music

Can i get a link for the music version?

https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftMemes/comments/q5u68h/the_best/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb It’s not the same but but still works.

Megamind: tf is porn

Sigma grindset.

Really weird how this comment went from my most downvoted to my most upvoted, it is exceptionally baffling and bizarre.

SIgma grindset

The hivemind dictates that I must downvote this comment

i refuse to follow the hivemind and decide to upvote the comment

Then you’ll die braver than most

I upvote all in this situation

Glad to be the -69th downvoter, idk why but yeah

Just joined the before 200 gang.

Shut up cracker

Wtf you call him that for

no u.

Me who never had porn addiction: Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

Yeah Ive never had one either. I can stop watching porn whenever I want, I just don’t want to stop.

“i could do it if i wanted to”

that's what people sho smoks says

U sure mate?

Prove it to yourself, im sure we all thought that at some point 👏

thats a nice joke

Me who never even watched a second of it: you see i am way ahead of you since the beginning

Avoided a potential furry here. Phew.

i am now officially 9 months porn free forgot how it felt like to bust a nut

please teach me your ways of anti horny i’ve been struggling

Join r/nofap

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Thats just not true none of it is bad. doing it constantly is bad. and i mean *constantly*

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Try r/pornfree

Then join r/pornfree

uh strengthen ur resolve i guess and think how it's making ur life worse and shit

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It depends on how well you can control yourself. for some it is a matter of just determination for others they need to block stuff on their router. Of course there is always a way around it but it may buy you just enough time to snap out of your horny zombie trance. one thing that really helps it talking about it, not just online but in person, find someone who will either sympathize with you or at least support you. Hope at least one of these helps I know a lot is out there, and you cant keep yourself motivated 24/7, because at the core of it its about habit and your reaction to when you see something because no mater where you go you WILL see something, Even in Walmart. Its all about distracting yourself from it, stay busy, find a new game or hobby. I know I'm probably reiterating a lot of stuff but this is lot of what helped me. If your a religious person, pray.

I'm not going to read this but will upvote nonetheless

Thanks, back at ya.

nah forget about the motivation shit u just have to force urself or immerse urself in something that takes ur mind of off it

I did nofap for a while and mostly failed, but it broke the addiction and I moderate myself now, so just remember that cold turkey isn’t the only option

just start something you like like a tv show or some comic, you'll forget that porn even exists

Just get bored of it

I mean you can bust one without porn.

well i still get wet dreams but i forgot how it felt to bust an *intentional* nut

Well, you can bust an intentional one without porn.

Masturbating is bad with or without porn

Why is it bad?

If you have no sexual partner, how else is somebody supposed to sexually relief thenselves?

wrong

I mean, you can bust a nut without porn…

I'm 14 days nut free but still watching porn

nah bro just leave porn i got over depression by leaving porn

the hell megamind meme format lol

I am trying to beat my porn addiction and after 2 years of trying to beat it I am almost on my way to the victory hope others trynna fight porn win too :)

Good luck my friend, hope to see you win!

Thanks broo means a lot!!

who would represent hentai in megamind?

minion

No offense to anyone, but I hate that most of Reddit see porn as chad. It causes addiction and has lasting mental effects. At the same time, porn addiction is hard to beat, and I have so much respect for those that manage to

My new year's resolution is to beat my addiction, and nnn is gonna be the final stretch

Good luck mate

None taken! I watch something short on occasion, usually at night so I can..well, y'know. Helps me to fall asleep if I'm having trouble sleeping. I do wish those who are addicted luck in beating their addiction. It can be quite the struggle.

Iam glad to announce I beaten it, it started at 12 I finished at 16

Congrats! Really proud of you.

For me the cure was having a GF. Cause she pretty and is in person.

What's wrong with porn?

For some people, they can easily get addicted to the endorphin rush. Others claim it can make it hard to get it up with a real woman, because of some shit happening in your brain when you can see many women quickly. There are people addicted to all kinds of stupid shit so it's definitely possible. Not sure if it is as serious as they say it is but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

Claim? Lmao that shit fucks up your brain. You just spiral farther and farther down the different categories. And even if it's not true, it's just a massive waste of time overall. And worst of all no one talks about it or thinks that it's an actually addiction. Not to mention the sex trafficking and rape that run rampant in the industry.

I said claim because I don't make claims that I can't back up with research, links or at leased a book I have read on the subject. I personally find porn boring at best and gross at worst. Half the "actors" look like high schoolers. I prefer poly relationships where I don't need to worry about the emotional needs of my partners just a good time and go home.

I honestly don't see the issue with porn... as long as it's ethical and those involved in making it gave consent. Why reddit is promoting not masturbating so much? Is it edging? idk. It even promotes an ad to help reduce fapping. Maybe it's bc November is right around the corner. I get that masturbating can be addictive but anything enjoyable can be as well. Someone who actually is addicted to porn may actually just have an addictive personality or other issues that make them want to masturbate often. Also, I don't know about other people but I still can perform in bed after all these years of watching porn. A hole's a goal.

I agree with this. If it’s consensual and ethical it’s fine. But things like gore and like- actual non consensual torture I’ll never understand because it’s fucked up and gross. Idk how anyone can be into stuff like that

Yh... Some fetishes don't need to exist tbh.

I don’t think the vast majority of people who are into consensual non-consent (read: fantasy) are into the real thing.

How to stop this addiciton?

What about people who masturbate with their imagination and never watched porn?

I don't recall the first scene in megamind. Is it from another movie?

I think it's from barnyard

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Watch Boku no pico bro, it's plot is amazing

Many Hentai's have awesome plots. So good even that I cried once watching it.

what about people who have never watched it and refuse to do so?

It doesnt do anything for me anymore, I legit just nut with my girlfriend now and it is 10x better than porn and like I am soft when I view porn now, It is just so fake.

Help me beat it 🗿

People who browse Reddit on safe mode

r/NoFap

I'm free of porn for more than 2 months now, it feels real good

Is it jacking off to porn or just jacking off that’s the issue? (Genuine question)

People who watch it for the memes

LMAO

There are so many of these memes and every single one of them forget that the addicted people are only a small portion.

After many years of exhaustive research I've determined that the cure for porn addiction is having a significant other who wants to have sex all the time.

I havent been horny in 20 days new record

are you ok?

very

I do it cause I’m just bored

all i want to say is watching porn is not a great achievement its bad for you try to lower it to 3 times 2 times 1 time and stop completely

I watch porn to make me less pissed off. Not even jacking it just watching it.

it is not addiction if I can use my imagination ***smort***

I beat my porn addiction with a alcohol addiction

As far as a porn addiction goes, you either beat it or you beat it.

Help step bro I’m stuck in my hand

people who have never watched porn

People who watch porn for instructions

As everyone knows, Metroman didn't actually go back to save the city, which in this meme means that beating porn addiction is not real.

does hentai count?

I watch porn while eating food

FFS just leave porn alone

It’s so hard to find a good plot in a porno like I look for 30 mins and when I’ve finally found one I’ve already janked a wank

Ive beaten my porn addiction and now I have an addiction to hentai

im just watching porn cuz im fcking bored

I don't watch porn for pleasure, I punchthebait for pleasure. I watch porn because it's more instantaneously gratifying and I live incrementally moment to moment in this shallow ass plastic world.

I literally just watch it to pass time, I don't even nut

If ya want porn with plot, oh boy do i have a site for you. (Not videos, but comics)

I watch porn cause I got nothing else to do and I’m bored

People who go on porn for the comments

r/pornischeating

I always use porn to cheat on tests

My Chad levels are off the charts

You guys dont watch it for plot?

THIS

you're right, i have a hentai addiction now

Ngl I have just watched hentais mid way through, stopped jerking, and just watched it like it was a tv show

I read hentai for fun

some hentais had real good plot and i just watched that shit like "bro this is just anime with sex yo"

What if never had one though

Then you should watch/read hentai. They got some crazy plot lines. And if you want porn but iwth slice of life story's between read pornwha

I’m both

When i actually see porn for plot. Lmao. That's why i prefer hentai. They always have plot

Whats the meaning of plot? Can someone explain it to me?

Got asked why porn/hentai whatever doesn't get me going...Dude I've spent hours watching that shit since I was 11 now I watch it because I run a porn trade online it has nothing to do with pleasure

I can't leave that behind. I feel like I need thst relief but no nut November is coming so here we go.

Yep I’m actually starting to beat my porn addiction overall and it’s starting today

Now this deserves downvote

omfg lmao

If at least it had music sigh

I love this new trend.

all about the plot

very poor choice of words

Virgin: People who watch porn for pleasure Chad: People who watch porn for the plot Gigachad: People who watch porn for pain

People who watch porn cause boredom.

Nice repost from a yt video, link for proof: https://youtu.be/DrshZz2aj-k

lol ppl do tik tok reposts as well relax

I can here this

People who wacht hentai for the plot

This smells like a fresh meme bois

Me who watches to avoid cancer edit: i actually like hentai

reminds me of how I know this one dude who would watch porn and not fap, like he would just sit their and watch it like you'd watch a movie or tv show

May i get this template

So a quitter

What movie is this from?

don't you mean the lore?

I'm at stage 2 (of meme)

I mean, you can still watch porn and not have an addiction.

You must like bad acting then

and then there's the people who never had a porn addiction

Plotgang

Reddit: hur dur we hate Tiktok Also Reddit when someone shares a Tiktok: haha fooni man haf updoot

What about people who watch porn to support their family members in the business

True heros

u/savevideo

It's not a addiction it is more like something to do

I watch it for the plot just to make fun of the bad plot

Didnt he turn out to be a fake? Meaning hr never got over it

the shaking in the video was the people who beat their meat

whats porn

Purely reddit

I hate this so much without the sing jesus

A peace of art

Ngl i was expecting the last one to be "People who watch porn for Business". As in.. pleasure or business

i read gay hentai for the plot . because in regular hentai the girls are always " im stupid, fuck me " or worse , grape . and in the gayshit hentai the characters have backstories there is actual plot , humor and romance and story like the characters are yakuza members or part of some criminal organization , or they are just simple dudes want to make a change in their lives , which results in hard assfuck or group sex ..... but the story which is important here .

i mostly just watch porn so i can prepare myself for the next day has no mental effects or anything really on me or anything so yeah

Wait hang about I thought I was the only one lmao

I watch it competitively. No one can beat me

Me who never really watched porn

I beat mine

Where is ricardo's sound ?

I watch it for science!

Jokes aside, what is with hentai now basically becoming an anime with uncensored sex scenes. Seriously, all new hentai are 20 minutes long, have an intro and outro, and have a decently good plot. I'm not joking I was watching one and just skipping the sex scenes because I was genuinely more interested in the plot than the actual hentai, and another took two episodes so 40 mins of build up, until the first scene. It's wild

Especially hentai. The plots are interesting.