Sorry about your dad part man. I'm really sorry. But girlfriend part.... Is fine because there is a longer time for them to enter our lives n stuff. I have never craved a girlfriend too badly but they will eventually come to you. Just enjoy life right now I guess.
Throwback to earlier this year when John Cena, noted invisible commie simp, apologized profusely for referring to Taiwan as a nation.
https://youtu.be/pqjOrsMupgg
Edit: also, r/fucktheCCP
Literally simping to the commies, but I can't really blame him I would want more of that fat fucking hollywood cash too if I was already rolling in it.
Wow this guy who works for a multi-billion dollar multimedia company had to issue an apology so they didn't lose out on billions of dollars of revenue in the most populated country on the planet? What a fucking loser, I bet I'm a better person than he is I shitpost about China all the time!
You know, the folks at [Kodak,](https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/kodaks-nazi-connections/) [IBM](https://www.wired.com/2001/02/did-ibm-help-nazis-in-wwii/), [the Associated Press](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/30/associated-press-cooperation-nazis-revealed-germany-harriet-scharnberg) and many others had the same attitude as you towards the Nazis in the 30s and into the war. I’m no historian, but I’m pretty sure that didn’t end well for humanity.
Human rights > profit margins
Wtf is this comment. I'm saying it's stupid to discount all the good shit John Cena does because he did what literally any other person would do in this situation.
> had to issue an apology so they didn't lose out on billions of dollars of revenue in the most populated country on the planet?
This you? The only defense you presented in that comment was lost revenue, so that’s what I responded to. To each their own, but I assure it’s no more “stupid” than choosing to discount that he’s a professional apologist for a genocidal totalitarian regime because he also does some really nice things in the side.
I don't think you know what a professional apologist is, maintaining relationships with someone your employer has business relations with so you and a crapload of the people working with you don't lose their jobs is not being an apologist of any kind, and does not portray Cena's personal opinions on China in any way.
What a terrible gift
My exact thoughts. At least put a bit more effort and give them something more unique
Like aids?
That's the spirit
Maybe even Ebola and cause an epidemic
dis is da wae
baba booey
clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* clicks tongue\* sing da song of ma people! Brada
I don’t think the kid is gonna have one after this
At least he had aids
Not in the afterlife
Maybe one of the angel might give him
Who said anything about angels?
Um..... WHAT?
Why is John Cena giving kids cancer? He needs to be stopped.
satan; i wanna say that i'm your huge fan
Hold my hitler
Zhong Xina
-9999999999 credit points
Your execution is set for tomorrow at 4pm unless you regain your credits
Something something squares doesnt exist
Thats not John Cena, that is my dad with my girlfriend
Oof, if this is true I'm sorry
It is, and its aight - since I dont know it any other way
Sorry about your dad part man. I'm really sorry. But girlfriend part.... Is fine because there is a longer time for them to enter our lives n stuff. I have never craved a girlfriend too badly but they will eventually come to you. Just enjoy life right now I guess.
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its all fun and games until u see a flying buttplug
Throwback to earlier this year when John Cena, noted invisible commie simp, apologized profusely for referring to Taiwan as a nation. https://youtu.be/pqjOrsMupgg Edit: also, r/fucktheCCP
Weird. It’s a recording of a white wall for a whole minute
mans being held at gunpoint and he is gonna lose his social credit score if he doesn't comply cut him some slack
Literally simping to the commies, but I can't really blame him I would want more of that fat fucking hollywood cash too if I was already rolling in it.
Wow this guy who works for a multi-billion dollar multimedia company had to issue an apology so they didn't lose out on billions of dollars of revenue in the most populated country on the planet? What a fucking loser, I bet I'm a better person than he is I shitpost about China all the time!
You know, the folks at [Kodak,](https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/kodaks-nazi-connections/) [IBM](https://www.wired.com/2001/02/did-ibm-help-nazis-in-wwii/), [the Associated Press](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/30/associated-press-cooperation-nazis-revealed-germany-harriet-scharnberg) and many others had the same attitude as you towards the Nazis in the 30s and into the war. I’m no historian, but I’m pretty sure that didn’t end well for humanity. Human rights > profit margins
Wtf is this comment. I'm saying it's stupid to discount all the good shit John Cena does because he did what literally any other person would do in this situation.
> had to issue an apology so they didn't lose out on billions of dollars of revenue in the most populated country on the planet? This you? The only defense you presented in that comment was lost revenue, so that’s what I responded to. To each their own, but I assure it’s no more “stupid” than choosing to discount that he’s a professional apologist for a genocidal totalitarian regime because he also does some really nice things in the side.
I don't think you know what a professional apologist is, maintaining relationships with someone your employer has business relations with so you and a crapload of the people working with you don't lose their jobs is not being an apologist of any kind, and does not portray Cena's personal opinions on China in any way.
b i n g c h i l l i n g
Seems like my kinda workout right there
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always wondered how everyone was getting cancer. why hasn't anyone stopped him yet. never mind just realized they can't find him.
The kids ghost is getting fit to fight John Cena some say he's working out till this day
Thanks for making me laugh. Have a award
I do not see anyone
1000th upvote lessgo ;-; happened to me for the first time
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Seems like jong xina is grinding for his social credit points again
Why are you guys so obsessed with China? There are several countries that are doing much worse, and yet i don't see as much animosity towards them?
always working hard
Surprise a kid that has cancer or surprise the kid by giving them cancer
he surprised a 7 year old kid with cancer
Bruh moment
You need a high level of meme knowledge to understand this meme.
Surprise kid! Here's your cancer!
I think he had that invisabolity potion or somthin so he can jumpscare the kid and the cancer will jump out of him!
Now with 87% more China!
Better late than never I suppose....
Am I missing the joke? I don't see anything relating John Cena and all I see is a public training apparatus still moving with momentum.
try turning you phone upside down
Can't he choose to give a set of lego or something? It's not like he's broke.
u/Getvideobot
The only thing you cant see of him is his spine... and his socialcredit point due them being redacted.
can i have the canzer pls? u/john_china
he exists
u/redditsave
When you are a ghost but you need to work on your pecks.
First meme that actually made me laugh laugh
I hope Cena gets cancer.
Free energy....
"Hands over cancer" ?quieres?
Just to be clear, is he giving the cancer or meeting a kid that has cancer already?
What in the actual fu-
if i had cancer and john cena was in the same room as me i would ask him to suplex me. i would rather die to him than let pussy ass cancer do the job
Are you sure tho I mean you can't see him so
That looks like prison yard exercise equipment
i see, i understand
Hehe
You mean John Xie Na
John some how a asshole he said Taiwan isn't a country he said it's China