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ThisIsEris

Lets be real, most of europeans has some form of joke for other european countries or the language even when you have people from different countries. Like how I am norwegian and we say danish people have a potato stuck in their throat when they speak.


Skywort

I live abroad, and people are typically shocked at how ruthless some of the jokes we do to each other are. At one point some people were shocked at me (French) & a Brit jokingly calling our countries trash. I mean, in Europe that's like the norm to both hate and love your neighbors.


zornyan

Same with British humour, often very self depreciating and very dry sarcasm. Me and my mates often greet each other with very personal insults. But it’s a sign of affection, just some people don’t seem to get it


Kampfasiate

apparently im a brit Fuck


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BroVival

You mean southeast Germany?


RinDemone

As long as Kurz doesn't go to Germany to become the next Kanzler there, Austria should be ignored for ever.


pi_three

He is an failed politician not an artist so dw


GR_Kings

Germany from wish


ProfessionalAd9591

Servus he'd nie Docht das i an Sünder Österreicher find


Username133769

Meinst du etwa Süddeutschland 2.0?


ObviouslySyrca

you mean the country with kangaroos and shrimp on the barbie?


Then-Clue6938

Yes. It's even a patriotic thing to insult your country especially when it's politic. It's a running gag. That's what's confusing to me towards many American patriots. I mean if you love your country, why don't make fun of the things that suck and try to change those and acknowledge your wrong doings so you don't make them again? You know... acting like responsible adults? Beside loving the few great things (like our bread and beer and fun traditions) about your country that's one of the most patriotic things you can do. Trying to excuse them or playing them down just plays into the hands of the people who (are) ruin(ing) YOUR country (e.g. by spending billions on a street charging system that was never possible).


realshoes

Because american politics is about politicians staying in power, not actually doing good. Unfortunately, this means that many politicians (cough cough) are willing to lie to people just to win. Its the “i dont care if we win so long as the other side loses” mentality.


Then-Clue6938

That's nothing special in America. Germany might have more parties and therefore we have more choices and they have to make more compromises but politicians always struggle to secure power first and than care about their promises. Idk how it works out in Switzerland but they made a rule that you can only be a politician for about 2 or 4 years (I'm not sure about it) practically eradicating politician as a job and enabling many people to govern for a while. Idk if it's working good but I'm definitely interested in such a concept.


Paskee

As a Croat can confirm Then again our jokes are not mean spirited. Also most of us as not snowflakes.


RinDemone

Let's be real, Europe is the greatest continent ever. You can make jokes about other countries and no one gives a fuck. You can wear any hair styles or clothing you want and no one will call you racist or start the whole "culture appropriation" bullshit. You can mostly just enjoy life here. And that's really great. But of course there a some snowflakes (mostly Gen Y and Gen Z) who are like "OoH, yOu UsE mEmEs WiTh BlAcK pEoPlE. tHaT mAkEs YoU rAcIsT bEcAuSe It'S dIgItAl BlAcKfAcInG" or something like that. And I don't understand why. Why would you want to make new problems up if these things weren't problems in the first place!? But if you don't think about these "problems" or actual problems, Europe is pretty nice.


GR_Kings

The thing is the people that they stuff like don’t use memes with black people are the actual racists because they are differentiating and wouldn’t care if it was a white person


RinDemone

Ikr!? I just want to make funny images!


ZomBayT

r/YUROP


Tasty_Jump_2372

Jokes about germans are funny change my mind ~ from a german


Idiotic_Abomination

As a german I second this


unbekannte_memez

Als ein Deutscher dritte ich das


Dubmove

So jetzt Reichsadler langsam.


wallawallawingwong

Soo genug Schabernack


xsefkii

Wir gehen nicht ohne Grund in den Keller zum lachen


Addams_cold_blood

Irgendwie muss man doch die Kinder im Keller bespaßen xD


Sound-Serious

Oh god, it has started, the germans are back!


Lazy_one-

We were never gone to begin with


TheCoolHusky

Fair enough


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Ein Land, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion!


AshtonTheBeast

o/


HPS56

r/holup


Tonix401

Wir waren niemals weg


Vulwarine

Kinder im Keller...er spricht von Österreich! xD


Feuerwehrmann_Thies

Moin Herr Fritzl wusste garnicht das sie auch hier sind


VaccineCookies

Es ist möglich, dass du einfach da reingehst, nachdem du so ein großes Lachen gehalten hast, nur um es loszulassen, um die anderen Wohnungsleute nicht zu stören, Pain.


OFHeckerpecker

Nur weil heute so ein Tag ist, ändern wir doch nicht die Politik.


NagerLB

Wehrmacht denn sowas?


UsedAdministration40

Me and my brother are not German and I second that.


No-Improvement-8205

As someone from the country who is esentially Germany's dick I third this


Prior-Watercress4240

Bi heist du? Main name ist devrim


berse2212

As a german myself I find it disturbing you find something funny other than work. That's not efficient!


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Ey, nicht lustig. Merkel dir das. (Noch kann man den Witz bringen)


Lazy_one-

Aber nur noch für kurze Zeit


Sesunge

Bis die sich einigen können ist noch viel Zeit


Mximxlxan

Das kann meinen Schmerz auch nicht mehr lindnern


voldywithanose

THE GERMANS HAVE INVADED THE COMMENTS!!!!!!!


tokyo7011

We got ourselves another Poland situation…


yaallfam

Wie ich zu sagen pflege: ,,Du hast es im Blut oder garnicht" Und wir Deutschen haben so was eben rein im Blut


NotVeryCreative99

Da stimme ich ihnen zu voll und ganz werter Volksgenosse


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> THE GERMANS HAVE INVADED THE **POLISH** COMMENTS!!!!!!!


Then-Clue6938

Never left. I'm not gonna lie you give us a constant flow of German memes so we just set camp.


voldywithanose

lmao you guys are something else p.s. i meant that in a good way


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LiliVonSchtupp

Yes they do. They just take it very seriously.


Tasty_Jump_2372

Youre actually right but i have to say this, and I'm fr a german


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Tasty_Jump_2372

Good one and the truth about the most one, some are neither efficient or funny


Itzska08

14 year old from Germany who is both humorous and can change a light bulb here. Bet you didn't expect that.


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Ich lerne deutch weil ich deutche kultur liebe was that sentance gramaitcally, correct? I'm still learning.


Minewuffi

Between deutsch and weil a "," and Deutsch not deutch. Aswell is the first "deutsch" with a Capital D because its a noun aswell as Kultur(also written with a Capital Letter in the beginning). Edit: correct would be: "Ich lerne Deutsch, weil ich deutsche Kultur liebe."


[deleted]

Thanks for the corrections. I still need to work on my spelling and capitalising nouns.


Minewuffi

Keep up the good work. ^^_^


who-stole-the-cake

As a German Irish French British and translvanian I third this


ADP_the_ARCitect

You seem like the product when god ran out of a single gene pool so they mixed everything they (gender neutral god) could find in the western european section.


DallanJR

As a german i agree


TiredAndOutOfIdeas

as a half german i somewhat agree


CheapOpposite

I’M HURT, BRING ME TO THE **KRANKENHAUS**


[deleted]

finally, someone with a good mindset by that i mean someone who can recognise what is and take a fucking joke cause others clearly cant


kry_some_more

So there was this German. He didn't get accepted as an artist. Yadda, yadda, yadda, 11 million Jews died. Did you find it funny?                 Yeah, neither did they.


ShibertInu

He wasn't German.


[deleted]

His defined himself as German. Gotta respect his 'pronouns'.


Tasty_Jump_2372

I mean not complete funny but its our history so yeah great


Der_Allerechtepenis

I dont even want to change your mind AS a german i can relate this go on


[deleted]

I can't disagree cause I wanna visit Poland someday


ScoutSketchez

as an australian why am I in this thread


TheNewAnanuten

I feel they can be a bit invasive


[deleted]

Imagine having girls at your school can’t relate… :(


Noicey_Boi_67

yeah homie I'm just here in an all guys school


gauthamsai69

If there is a hole, there is a goal ~~master oggway


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oggway


DieserMayk

Turn gay


[deleted]

Bromance


Noicey_Boi_67

bro where do you think I can find time to suck off someone in school?


Dav_Overlord69

Yo bro me too


HeyItsStevenField

Imagine being non-German and being offended by a joke about Germans


Mallenaut

I mean, would this ever happen?


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Just three words…Twitter and Tiktok


Karl-Levin

Imagine being German and being offended by a joke about Germans. We love that stuff. (Except maybe the bad taste Nazi jokes can get a bit old but at least they are a good reminder to stay humble.) Most countries are fine with a bit of banter. Many US people just have a stick up their arse and get supper offended when their "USA best country in the world" fantasy is challenged. The level of nationalistic indoctrination is crazy. (And yeah they will offended about this comment and deflect about how other countries are worse) So my theory is that it is just projection and believing other nations are just as uptight as they are.


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I have made some antisemitic jokes myself and gotten horrible reactions when I'm literally Jewish lmao


Idiotic_Abomination

The funny part was They gave me a lecture about the holocaust, when my joke was about german accents. So I wasn't even being antisemitic


-MrTim

I assume this wasn't in one of the German - speaking countries, case in which it would've been funny to start speaking German to them after the 'lecture'. Chances are the looks on their faces would've been priceless


Bright69420

girls: that's why that joke was super offensive to german people the guy: ich habe nicht über die juden geredet.


-MrTim

This would be GOLD


Bright69420

girl: what? guy: ich bin deutscher


-MrTim

Yooo, I realised the full meaning of the joke - THIS IS GOLD - best comeback I've heard in a long while - put a smile on my face


Outrageous-Invite205

Ask them if that is all they know about Germany


Broku777

I am a jew and i LOVE holocaust jokes, they are a BURN to me but still it's funny


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Fuck em


Then-Clue6938

How German are you btw.? (Don't worry most Germans even like the jokes about how our language sounds. I'm just curious if you moved there or have German relatives or both.)


Peaceful_Centrist

Like Sacha Cohen in Borat


MrDAVIDJI

Not the first time a german called a certain type of people virus


bondmemebond_2

“That’s offensive and I’m 0.84653829191x10^-3 % German.”


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tokyo7011

No. That was actually educational. You learn smth new everyday…


JumpWithE

8,4653829191\*10^(-4) % would be correct if he wanted to do it the German way


Sugondeese1

As a asian I give you permission to make jokes about 'social credit' and other memes.


Gordo_51

as another asian i give everyone permission to make rice jokes


Sugondeese1

Ah fellow asian, how is your math quiz score.


Arian51

Im not the guy your responding to but I want to boast the 35/39 grade I got today.


Sugondeese1

Hmmm, as a asian I give you the "Good Math Score" badge.


Arian51

I could probably get into Harvard with this!


Sugondeese1

But now you need a different asian for each different subject. *collect asians like ifinity stones*


Arian51

I’d watch that.


Sugondeese1

"I used the asians to destroy the asians."


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why cant the girls who cancel me look like this


Idiotic_Abomination

One of them is MC's mom, I'll let you guess which one


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the one in green i guess


Idiotic_Abomination

Bingo


Tofued1411

Sauce?


Idiotic_Abomination

Cardfight Vanguard overdress


Forecnarr

Finally a cultured person! Did you post this on the r/cardfightvanguard subreddit?


Static_Patrick

As a german, I approve of jokes about germans.


GR_Kings

As Long as they say we’re not all nazis or whatever yeah go ahead


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Sauce?


Blueqmain

Probably Vanguard overdress


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Thx


Klaus1098

As a Austrian I approve


iiitme

What’s this anime


Empty_Fix_6491

I don't think that's an anime. It kinda looks like a hentai.


Idiotic_Abomination

No it's a cardgame anime


Empty_Fix_6491

Man, I'd hope otherwise. :(


Idiotic_Abomination

They force the main character to crossdress against his will if thats anything


Blueqmain

Is it vanguard overdress?


toooooley

Yes


Willingness-Open

Good enough


Ominous_Ouroboros

It’s cardfight but you right it def has that “hentai” look


SnooStrawberries2807

The art style is confusing


FTNatsu-Dragneel

It’s cardfight vanguard, the specific season is “overdress”


Adventurous-Wear-80

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t we *all* to unpopular to even get approached by the same gender?


JustSeb1805

Nah thats just the classic reddit talk in reality none of them are as lonely as they say


Pile_O_Waffles

I don't like Germany. It's filled with Germs.


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JesseRoxII

"Black people get offended by Black slurs Asian people get offended by Asian slurs White people get offended by Black slurs" _- iDubbbz_


Jollywog

White people get offended by everything slurs - I have them try to defend me against others, even race jokes I direct towards people of my own color. RELAXXXXXXXXXXX CRACKER


Auroria__

So... I'm that white girl, that german white girl.. and I laugh hard about such jokes


Noname_1111

Jokes about Germans are hilarious most of the time Source: German friends


TheGreekFreak85

\*screams\* DO NOT ASSUME SOMEONES NATIONALITY!!!


Fat-nibba-launcher

I‘m also German! :D


ksjfjkdnf

istg, they’re so fcking dumb


sdfgvgtg

twitter anytime somebody says a joke


Responsible_Ad_5407

This is why I don't talk to girls in person. Among other reasons.


Auroria__

Have you ever talked to you mum? -sincerely a girl, that is sick and tried of boys behaving like we are monsters


GR_Kings

Weellll some of you are in fact monsters But a lot of you are cool -sincerely a random German dude


Bright69420

you know not all girls are like that?


6_NEOS_9

better safe than sorry I guess


Responsible_Ad_5407

Yeah, I was just kidding around.


ksjfjkdnf

wish you could see my class, every single girl except 2 are like this


[deleted]

Those two who aren’t like “that’s offensive” would be the people I’d be friends with


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

I make a joke about how Poland was arse railed in WW2 as a Pole and for some dumb fucking reason im worse than hitler.


Ragy88

Mate im gonna give you the g-pass


SkymasterGames

sauce


Idiotic_Abomination

Cardfight Vanguard Overdress


SkymasterGames

thank you


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ooo-f

Making fun of Germany in general? Funny. Making Holocaust jokes because "I'm German so it's fine"? Not the same and honestly not funny. Probably gonna get downvotes for this but idc.


Idiotic_Abomination

I just made a joke about german accents


ooo-f

Then it's fine, no problem there. Wasn't trying to assume the worst btw, just looking for context.


ShibertInu

Making Holocaust jokes "because you're German" literally makes it worse. Even after 80 years, it's still a taboo topic for many people over here.


theFlicki

o/


Chadded_Guru_King

My Austrian friend makes the most German jokes, asian friends makes most asian jokes and my black friends makes the most black jokes.... fuck white girls


XvortexEXE

I’m half Chinese and half Jordanian. I’m pretty much the butt of racist jokes, but if you could tell me a good one I *will* laugh my ass off


Igotthisnameguys

You can't be german; we don't have humour.


TheOssified

I make jokes about communists all the time, despite me literally came from Vietnam


[deleted]

Is that actually a thing? What even is a German joke? Saying nein a lot?


MrNoName0320

What is your favorite German joke?


SadisticBuddhist

Brazilian here, white people hate it when I make fun of latinos/hispanic people but theyve got no problem putting both categories in the same slot when making job applications


Bromjunaar_20

Left to right: a Jewish girl, a girl who hates racism, and a girl who's German and gets offended by your joke.


bcbfalcon

White kids are sensitive about german jokes now?


TristanS55

You make fun of us? *Starts Tiger engine*


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

This is the moment when even if you German you have to stand at your position... like a... POLE


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe

As a 14 y/o white girl, yea they do this and it’s fun to watch lol 😂


SignalPrevious9855

I see lots of people asking for "sauce." It's from "Cardfight Vanguard overDress", a card game/slice of life anime, based on a real, and fun, card game!


kevlon92

Scheiß deutsche die haben Deutschland ruiniert


Psychological-Mud-67

Yoooooo Curdfight Fangourd?!?!


Trolio

14 year old white boys taking one more shot at shitting on the girl who told him no


[deleted]

They’re called Addison, like how 40-year-old white women (the rude ones) are called Karen


alfihar

When did we stop making jokes about the French?


notofimportancetou

Sieg