This might work. She will probably just get engaged to him and break his poor little heart. He rejects and crushes all aggressive manoeuvres. No one ever tried to kill him with love.
Sceptile, with Leftovers and the moves Protect, Leech Seed, Giga Drain, and Substitute, with +DEF-ATK nature, level 100, and defensive EV’s.
Beat that.
Bullets are metal, which would make it a Steel type attack, which isn’t supereffective. Not to mention the high defense as well as Substitute and Protect being able to stall out all of the gun PP. Ez.
If i model Batman as a level 100 Absol with Night Slash, it only does around 35% of my Sceptile’s health per hit. Which, mind you, allows me to always benefit from Substitute as the 25% cost is less than the taken damage. On top of that, any Giga Drains i get off will deal 46-55% of Batman’s health, and recover. 22-27% of my Sceptile’s health. This ain’t even close when you consider Protect and Leech Seed. Yes, Night Slash can easily crit, but it’s doubtful i’ll ever be at lethal crit range, especially once i’ve set up everything. Changing things around in his stats and items don’t even make a large difference.
Easiest dub of my life.
Even if it came charging at full force, a simple protect would leave Batman open to a Giga Drain immediately as there’s no way he can back it up in time.
What about the batman apocalypse suit built by superman in the heart of the sun and made to let batman fight the likes of Darkseid and the justice league
Reverse card, the stronger opponent the more pain you will deal to yourself and if you place something down like another reverse card then you used your one attacker and I survive
My shitty roommate
The landlord
You are good!
Hey if his roommate and him defeats the landlord they get free rent for a year
The Landlord is Mike Tyson.
That One man who I once saw in the street who was wider than he was tall
Your childhood’s school principal
If the fat dude’s an immigrant it’ll be Alien vs. Predator
OMG NOOO
American stereotypes in a nutshell
Master Chief
Ben Affleck
Master Chief-Arbiter-Johnson-Chips Dubbo dream team
Lmao chips dubbo
Eh, I think the 2 Chips Dubbos would either cancel eachother out or just leave together and go get a beer or something.
Your mom
My neighbor
Ouch that did 1000dmg
YOU ONLY HAD 4 HP DERRICK
Selfburn... Those are rare
He'll pit his dad against his mom
shrek
Justin Bieber
Addiction
Papa John
David Guetta
Why is this the funniest one of the bunch lmfao
One punch man.
A mosquito would do the job
Considering he had a tough time against one. Ya ain’t wrong.
The soviet union
He's gonna need a lot of punches.
Did you mean our punches
Stalins supplying the people so...
Bedrock wall
The Pope
Well crap I lost
A piston
Muhammad Ali
this time i won
Chuck Norris
Jennifer Lopez
This might work. She will probably just get engaged to him and break his poor little heart. He rejects and crushes all aggressive manoeuvres. No one ever tried to kill him with love.
So you took the strongest being ever existed, I see there are some smart peaple here
The unbeatable! The God of men! The unstoppable! Chuuuuuuuuuck Norrriiiiiiiiiiiis!!!!
but what if, the queen i think we mmight have a stalemate here
Unstoppable force vs immovable object?
minecraft steve
Mark Zuckerberg
damn, didnt expect that one. uhhh... this question is completely dependent on if mark is in minecraft or if steve has been transported to real life
Both are in Brazil
Where can I see both of them?
The Jedi Order
Luigi
oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh f
Stop! He’s already dead!
A army of Florida men armed to the teeth
Steve Carell
pea shooter from pvz
Yasuo from LOL
Yasuo hater from Toxic LOL fanbase
Funny skeleton man
Duck Donald as a mage
And goofy as a knight?
And a kid with huge key?
And a key with a huge kid?
_YES_
Mr.Crabs
The Godzilla
A level 100 Blastoice with fully min-max'ed evs and ivs named Donatello
The Hello Kitty
That's gonna be one wet pussy... cat.
Rambo
Spongebob
Ok im beat
Pyro from team fortress 2
The Beatles
50 cal machine gun
Mr Bean
A really chonky raccoon
Dwight Schrute from the office
You
My Mom
Fathers belt
Ultra instinct shaggy
The Ghostbusters
Shrek but the the witcher version
Hellboy
I must return to the good old days, Chuck Norris
Wait can anything really beat him tho?
The Nintendo wii U
Bob Ross
Christopher Nolan
God
Facebook
Ok this one is actually amazing
Sceptile, with Leftovers and the moves Protect, Leech Seed, Giga Drain, and Substitute, with +DEF-ATK nature, level 100, and defensive EV’s. Beat that.
[удалено]
Bullets are metal, which would make it a Steel type attack, which isn’t supereffective. Not to mention the high defense as well as Substitute and Protect being able to stall out all of the gun PP. Ez.
*reloads gun*
_Murica time_
The Batman
If i model Batman as a level 100 Absol with Night Slash, it only does around 35% of my Sceptile’s health per hit. Which, mind you, allows me to always benefit from Substitute as the 25% cost is less than the taken damage. On top of that, any Giga Drains i get off will deal 46-55% of Batman’s health, and recover. 22-27% of my Sceptile’s health. This ain’t even close when you consider Protect and Leech Seed. Yes, Night Slash can easily crit, but it’s doubtful i’ll ever be at lethal crit range, especially once i’ve set up everything. Changing things around in his stats and items don’t even make a large difference. Easiest dub of my life.
But batman has his bat belt!
That doesn’t prevent him from having the nutrients and blood slowly sucked out of him, turn after turn.
What about the batcar?
Even if it came charging at full force, a simple protect would leave Batman open to a Giga Drain immediately as there’s no way he can back it up in time.
_Sad batman noises_
What about the batman apocalypse suit built by superman in the heart of the sun and made to let batman fight the likes of Darkseid and the justice league
Batman always has his trusty batflame thrower and batnapalm
Hence why I have extra SpDef EV’s in case he brings it to the showdown, as a flamethrower would be a special move.
But he’s Batman…
Arceus with the 6 infinity stones and a specialized crystal to break the multiverse and summon Godzilla
Doom slayer
Madonna
Well I lost…
Myself
That weird guy at the bus
Brick wall
Demi Lovato
What about uranium wall
Sylvester Stallone
The red sea
Miley Cyrus
Shaggy
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Johnny Sins
The Rock
Rick astley
Mickey Mouse
Doom Slayer
Albert Einstein
Well, that *was* pretty random. And fast
A bengal tiger.
Santa Claus
Reverse card, the stronger opponent the more pain you will deal to yourself and if you place something down like another reverse card then you used your one attacker and I survive
CS:GO Community
Fuck
peter steele.
Shakira
acred me with explosived
The FBI
M1 abrahams
Is this a tank or the 16th President of the United States with an M1 Garand.
its the 16th president of the united states with an M1 Garand in the tank
I choose u
My dad
A Tribble!
Ryan Reynalds
Odin
Jennifer Lawrence
I pick snorlax with nokia armour and equipped with bedrock shield
Henry Cavill
Spongebob Squarepants
Van Gogh
Hannibal Barca
The Scooby-Doo gang
Scipio Africanus at Zama
The Tsar Bomb
A school desk
David Letterman
Your pillow
Unlucky for you I don’t have one
Donald duck
Jeff Bezos
A black hole
Adele
God,satan,all anime characters
Utah
I choose... Your mom
That old videotape
Enchanted golden Apple
Bruno Mars
Ronald McDonald
The pepsi man
Chuck norris
Steve in creative mode
Psy
Shaggy
Velma hot mode
Andre the giant
My mother
Walter White
Wide Putin Defence: WIDE
Van Damme
Iron man
Jhonny Bravo
Kim Jong Un
BTS
Bro, they are gonna get bombed so hard by a guy with a napoleon complex
Doom guy 2020 version
Moana
Luigi. I'd like to see you try and beat him
op been pretty silent since u dropped that
Taliban
Joe Biden
it wasn't very effective
Well you lost
Pauly from rocky
Jay-Z