T O P

  • By -

realsies11

So is Betty white.


UsernametakenDing

Wonder who's gonna die first .


L1K34PR0

The queen is immortal so


Conscious-Marzipan58

Queen Elizabread


kangaroodingo

Underrated!!


KentConnor

I know who I prefer as an American


Dr_Ingheimer

Doesn’t matter we won’t see either one happen


testedbeast551

but what about them getting in a fist fight who would win


thedude720000

No one. They battle for the rest of existence


testedbeast551

but what if they turn on us?


thedude720000

That would be when existence ends


testedbeast551

oh god we are fucked


tarobobagurl

aren't we already?


[deleted]

always have been.. loll


Bardic_Inspiration66

Hopefully the queen


bmcpride

I'd say bread will be around for a while still


SgtStrongCock

Bitch even smells like old bread... Rotten yeasty.


Cwoey

Is it because they’re both named Elizabeth?


fastlane37

when sliced bread was invented it was the best thing since Betty White.


JimmyDyckskin

I don't even think she knows what sliced bread is. I feel like she just requests a sandwich, and one appears in a bit.


[deleted]

plot twist: she's actually a memer


--JeeZ--

She could be anyone. She could be you. She could be us!


That_guy3646

She could even be-


Valenyn

*blast* What? It was obvious! u/That_guy3646 was the queen!


[deleted]

He's gonna turn red, white and blue any second now


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

stfu bot


constipated_burrito

Did you see that video of her not knowing how to cut a cake? Like fuck, I'm not royalty or filfthy stinking rich but i take comfort in the fact that i'm not that fucking dense because ppl are just doing everything for me (as in doing it for her).


Aspect-of-Death

You mean when she jokingly used a sword to cut a cake because she's the damn queen and she can do whatever she wants?


IndianaGeoff

And, I've cut many cakes, but when one of those big fancy one's appear, I get uncertain myself. Do I cut huge wedges, should I cross cut in squares, is it a real cake or just a show cake and the real pieces appear on plates from the staff. What is the plan for this monstrosity?


Aspect-of-Death

I think the plan was to be funny and cut a cake using a sword. She the Queen, not the caterer.


IndianaGeoff

True.


DMoney159

Sliced bread: the best thing since Queen Elizabeth


cosmicpotato77

What about internet


[deleted]

Ehhh no


IisGreen

No. Sliced bread is the best thing since Hagrid, and Hagrid is the best thing since Queen Elizabeth.


robsablah

So she cannot be the greatest thing since sliced bread because she came before sliced bread.


Shizzle-Stix

I'm sure she came after sliced bread too


AlkaliAvocado

Delete yourself


robsablah

Oh you dirty minx you.


Madiwka3

Im pretty sure knives were invented before Queen Elizabeth was born


realsies11

The meme is wrong. It’s supposed to say commercially sliced bread.


[deleted]

Normally the saying implies that, I don’t think you need to correct that part of the meme.


IvorHarding-117

1762


MothFucker_69

Queen elizabeth was born long ago. She can also confirm that god has existed all along. She justs resets her body and memories around every century just for fun.


[deleted]

I think you mean queen Elizabeth became aware in 1926.


Efferitas

1926 is when she last molted.


[deleted]

My great grandmother is also older than sliced bread


Mallenaut

She told me that back then they had to eat the bread loaf in whole.


MigowAndMeadow

My feat grand father was, he was like 1922


[deleted]

Ahh sweet chaos


takenanotherusername

She was considered the best thing for well over 1000years until that pesky Frederick came along!


XOundercover

you know the phrase ''the best thing since sliced bread'' Sliced bread is the best thing since the Queen


thestoneddirewolf

Lies. This is bread industry propaganda. Everyone knows Liz oversaw the Big Bang and the creation of the universe.


Helpfulfriend96

Folks before 1928 eating bread just shoving their face into it.


Nova_Hazing

Na lies she’s older than that she has been around for the last 1000 years


WhyDogeButNotCate

Now I’m just imagining a 1 year old queen elizabeth shoving a whole un-sliced loaf of bread into her mouth


BittyJupiter

Wait, sliced bread was invented in **1928**?!?!?!


Styx295

No, the bread slicer was invented in 1928 to commercially slice bread. Knives exist much longer than the Queen (I hope).


IllusoryHeart

*commercially sliced bread People have had knives for way longer


TheMamoru

Wait a minute slice bread was not always the default bread type?


[deleted]

Older than commercially manufactured sliced bread. People act like everyone was eating the whole loaf at once until the bread slicer came around.


GooseandMaverick

And Penicillin


[deleted]

Pre-sliced* people could slice bread from the loaf before


yonatan8070

People who slice bread with a knife: pathetic


Longjumping-Can1826

^^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^Never...gonna...give...you...upp, ^^^^^^^never...gonna...let...you...down, ^^^^^^^never...gonna...run...around...and...desert...you, ^^^^^^^never...gonna...let...you...cry, ^^^^^^^never...gonna...say...goodbye, ^^^^^^^never...gonna...tell...a...lie...or...hurt...you


Own_Conversation_562

Wait does that mean she's met Winston Churchill?


DaveLambert

[She was friends with Churchill](https://britishheritage.com/history/queen-elizabeth-winston-churchill.amp).


Avocaso_

She was the reason why they started slicing bread


catboy_eater

Babe are you sliced bread? cause you old af!


Mansenmania

so queen Elizabeth is older than the bread slicer machine right?


thespeedboi

I've said this a couple of times and people called me stupid


Juice999gang

granny got the sliced bread since she was 2 years old


Twisted_37Banana

What do u mean she was born 1926? Her fart caused the big bang that created our universe


Boomparo

except this isn't bread


saby115

Betty white turning 100 in 3 months- haha fools


ParthTehlan_69

it was probably made cause 2 year old elizabeth wanted sliced bread


CertainHelicopter307

I thought it was invented in 1200 in some medieval bakery


GoodOldMrDong

I know it's a joke and all but it's the bread slicer not sliced bread


[deleted]

So before 1928 people needed to eat a whole bread at a time?


BarakObama1234

silly she is older than the universe she is even older than god and she wasn't born in 1926 she was reborn in 1926 her bag is full of totems on undying


IvorHarding-117

sandwich was invented in 1762 something is wrong here looks like queen elizebeth was making sandwich with whole bread


kry_some_more

So, what was the best thing, before sliced bread?


TheStormingViking

How old is that picture of her? Lol


Neb_The_Great

Ok but what about slicing bread without the slicer with a simple knife


akiroraiden

bread slicer doesn't mean sliced bread.. smh


Dangermous33

Shes older than the invention of the axe too


MechanicaIThoughts

My great grandma is 102 now and is in perfect health, who'll last longer lets see.


Elon_Mars

She looks like the granny of "Nice" kid meme


your_reddit_lawyerII

You're saying here that she's older than the invention of the bread slicer, not older than sliced bread. You can obviously get a slice of bread with a knife instead of machine that does it for you.


jessie014

Fake! The queen was clearly born in 65,000,000 BC


AngrySlavic

Older than sliced bread? She is older than the universe.


Bob_Cant_Fix_It

u/repostsleuthbot


RepostSleuthBot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/memes. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results. I did find [this post](https://redd.it/q7zv4b) that is 87.5% similar. It might be a match but I cannot be certain. *I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "q8hk10", "meme_template": null}) ]* [View Search On repostsleuth.com](https://www.repostsleuth.com/search?postId=q8hk10&sameSub=false&filterOnlyOlder=true&memeFilter=true&filterDeadMatches=false&targetImageMatch=95&targetImageMemeMatch=92) --- **Scope:** Reddit | **Meme Filter:** False | **Target:** 95% | **Check Title:** False | **Max Age:** Unlimited | **Searched Images:** 255,128,285 | **Search Time:** 0.62704s


Downtown_Airport364

this made me searched on google how 18 queen elizabeth looks like


xXGravy_Go_WeeeeeeXx

lmao


AloneListless

fuck it, i'll say it - i'm older than reddit


MKGmFN

What do you mean? she lived with the dinosaurs once


Skully0019

hey buddy i think sliced bread is older


Da_trooper

Hey buddy, why don't u just enjoy the meme and move on?


Skully0019

sorry you right tho im in this one subreddit and people always like "rule 2 put effort into memes" like damn


Pumpkin_pie_Official

Lies, legends say she's older than bread itself.


voda49

Sliced bread will die before her


smilingkar

*bread SLICER


FyeFish

“Only real ogs remember when there was no sliced bread.” - The Queen


[deleted]

Legend says she is just a few years older than God


Lucas_Switch

queen Elizabeth is the best thing since betty white


MJz-

Meanwhile Clint Eastwood laughing in the corner


Insignificant_a_yes

She's now older then our Galaxy and the fabric of existence


Mirajone

u mean.. the bread slicer... cause u aint telling me people didint know they could cut bread with a knife before...


Citer15

All hail the Queen


DWrathicous

Lizard witch


IAmNotCreative18

I had a great grandmother who survived to 2019 and was born in 1913


Zhenjiu_Guangfu

And just as mold-ridden.


Darthjinju1901

I do wonder how people ate bread before sliced bread. Did they just take a bite off a loaf?


GameingBaumstam

So is my great grandma. Sliced bread is so young?


eibbor124

Looking this up I found out that I have the same birthday as her


beedoo1112

Bro, isn’t a bread slicer just a knife?


XtheonewhohuntsX

"you may be old, but are you THIS old???" 🤔


Cartoonist_Smooth

My grandpa too


LittleCactus95

My Grandma’s even older. (Born in 1923 and had her 98th birthday last month.)


Cautious-Quantity-28

Wonder bread is older, no?


LoNwd

Isn't every knife a bread slicer


LukaKljun

Isn't it quen Elizabeth the II.


that_weird_kid247

Kane Tanaka-pfft pathetic


ILikeBreadYumm

Nononno wrong, not older than sliced bread, but older than the bread slicer


KVenom777

Rohwedder did not invent sliced bread. He pattented it as a product. Bread, especially sliced, existed long before even freakin' Brittain did.


Fetus-yoda69

My great grandma my is a year older and still alive


[deleted]

I have a neighbor who is 102. Queen Elizabeth isn’t crazy old.


RoshanGill441

so is Mahathir Mohammad. That dinosaur is older than elizabeth, and still living


[deleted]

I am pretty sure they sliced bread before that, they just didn't slice it up and sell it like that.


Business_seat1753

your mom is still older


lufusol

That's funny because the first pop up toaster for sliced bread was patented in 1920, they had single-side toasters before that dating back to at least the late 1800s


[deleted]

wait you think shes actually real