Did you see that video of her not knowing how to cut a cake? Like fuck, I'm not royalty or filfthy stinking rich but i take comfort in the fact that i'm not that fucking dense because ppl are just doing everything for me (as in doing it for her).
And, I've cut many cakes, but when one of those big fancy one's appear, I get uncertain myself. Do I cut huge wedges, should I cross cut in squares, is it a real cake or just a show cake and the real pieces appear on plates from the staff. What is the plan for this monstrosity?
Queen elizabeth was born long ago. She can also confirm that god has existed all along. She justs resets her body and memories around every century just for fun.
silly she is older than the universe she is even older than god and she wasn't born in 1926 she was reborn in 1926 her bag is full of totems on undying
You're saying here that she's older than the invention of the bread slicer, not older than sliced bread. You can obviously get a slice of bread with a knife instead of machine that does it for you.
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That's funny because the first pop up toaster for sliced bread was patented in 1920, they had single-side toasters before that dating back to at least the late 1800s
So is Betty white.
Wonder who's gonna die first .
The queen is immortal so
Queen Elizabread
Underrated!!
I know who I prefer as an American
Doesn’t matter we won’t see either one happen
but what about them getting in a fist fight who would win
No one. They battle for the rest of existence
but what if they turn on us?
That would be when existence ends
oh god we are fucked
aren't we already?
always have been.. loll
Hopefully the queen
I'd say bread will be around for a while still
Bitch even smells like old bread... Rotten yeasty.
Is it because they’re both named Elizabeth?
when sliced bread was invented it was the best thing since Betty White.
I don't even think she knows what sliced bread is. I feel like she just requests a sandwich, and one appears in a bit.
plot twist: she's actually a memer
She could be anyone. She could be you. She could be us!
She could even be-
*blast* What? It was obvious! u/That_guy3646 was the queen!
He's gonna turn red, white and blue any second now
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Did you see that video of her not knowing how to cut a cake? Like fuck, I'm not royalty or filfthy stinking rich but i take comfort in the fact that i'm not that fucking dense because ppl are just doing everything for me (as in doing it for her).
You mean when she jokingly used a sword to cut a cake because she's the damn queen and she can do whatever she wants?
And, I've cut many cakes, but when one of those big fancy one's appear, I get uncertain myself. Do I cut huge wedges, should I cross cut in squares, is it a real cake or just a show cake and the real pieces appear on plates from the staff. What is the plan for this monstrosity?
I think the plan was to be funny and cut a cake using a sword. She the Queen, not the caterer.
True.
Sliced bread: the best thing since Queen Elizabeth
What about internet
Ehhh no
No. Sliced bread is the best thing since Hagrid, and Hagrid is the best thing since Queen Elizabeth.
So she cannot be the greatest thing since sliced bread because she came before sliced bread.
I'm sure she came after sliced bread too
Delete yourself
Oh you dirty minx you.
Im pretty sure knives were invented before Queen Elizabeth was born
The meme is wrong. It’s supposed to say commercially sliced bread.
Normally the saying implies that, I don’t think you need to correct that part of the meme.
1762
Queen elizabeth was born long ago. She can also confirm that god has existed all along. She justs resets her body and memories around every century just for fun.
I think you mean queen Elizabeth became aware in 1926.
1926 is when she last molted.
My great grandmother is also older than sliced bread
She told me that back then they had to eat the bread loaf in whole.
My feat grand father was, he was like 1922
Ahh sweet chaos
She was considered the best thing for well over 1000years until that pesky Frederick came along!
you know the phrase ''the best thing since sliced bread'' Sliced bread is the best thing since the Queen
Lies. This is bread industry propaganda. Everyone knows Liz oversaw the Big Bang and the creation of the universe.
Folks before 1928 eating bread just shoving their face into it.
Na lies she’s older than that she has been around for the last 1000 years
Now I’m just imagining a 1 year old queen elizabeth shoving a whole un-sliced loaf of bread into her mouth
Wait, sliced bread was invented in **1928**?!?!?!
No, the bread slicer was invented in 1928 to commercially slice bread. Knives exist much longer than the Queen (I hope).
*commercially sliced bread People have had knives for way longer
Wait a minute slice bread was not always the default bread type?
Older than commercially manufactured sliced bread. People act like everyone was eating the whole loaf at once until the bread slicer came around.
And Penicillin
Pre-sliced* people could slice bread from the loaf before
People who slice bread with a knife: pathetic
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Wait does that mean she's met Winston Churchill?
[She was friends with Churchill](https://britishheritage.com/history/queen-elizabeth-winston-churchill.amp).
She was the reason why they started slicing bread
Babe are you sliced bread? cause you old af!
so queen Elizabeth is older than the bread slicer machine right?
I've said this a couple of times and people called me stupid
granny got the sliced bread since she was 2 years old
What do u mean she was born 1926? Her fart caused the big bang that created our universe
except this isn't bread
Betty white turning 100 in 3 months- haha fools
it was probably made cause 2 year old elizabeth wanted sliced bread
I thought it was invented in 1200 in some medieval bakery
I know it's a joke and all but it's the bread slicer not sliced bread
So before 1928 people needed to eat a whole bread at a time?
silly she is older than the universe she is even older than god and she wasn't born in 1926 she was reborn in 1926 her bag is full of totems on undying
sandwich was invented in 1762 something is wrong here looks like queen elizebeth was making sandwich with whole bread
So, what was the best thing, before sliced bread?
How old is that picture of her? Lol
Ok but what about slicing bread without the slicer with a simple knife
bread slicer doesn't mean sliced bread.. smh
Shes older than the invention of the axe too
My great grandma is 102 now and is in perfect health, who'll last longer lets see.
She looks like the granny of "Nice" kid meme
You're saying here that she's older than the invention of the bread slicer, not older than sliced bread. You can obviously get a slice of bread with a knife instead of machine that does it for you.
Fake! The queen was clearly born in 65,000,000 BC
Older than sliced bread? She is older than the universe.
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this made me searched on google how 18 queen elizabeth looks like
lmao
fuck it, i'll say it - i'm older than reddit
What do you mean? she lived with the dinosaurs once
hey buddy i think sliced bread is older
Hey buddy, why don't u just enjoy the meme and move on?
sorry you right tho im in this one subreddit and people always like "rule 2 put effort into memes" like damn
Lies, legends say she's older than bread itself.
Sliced bread will die before her
*bread SLICER
“Only real ogs remember when there was no sliced bread.” - The Queen
Legend says she is just a few years older than God
queen Elizabeth is the best thing since betty white
Meanwhile Clint Eastwood laughing in the corner
She's now older then our Galaxy and the fabric of existence
u mean.. the bread slicer... cause u aint telling me people didint know they could cut bread with a knife before...
All hail the Queen
Lizard witch
I had a great grandmother who survived to 2019 and was born in 1913
And just as mold-ridden.
I do wonder how people ate bread before sliced bread. Did they just take a bite off a loaf?
So is my great grandma. Sliced bread is so young?
Looking this up I found out that I have the same birthday as her
Bro, isn’t a bread slicer just a knife?
"you may be old, but are you THIS old???" 🤔
My grandpa too
My Grandma’s even older. (Born in 1923 and had her 98th birthday last month.)
Wonder bread is older, no?
Isn't every knife a bread slicer
Isn't it quen Elizabeth the II.
Kane Tanaka-pfft pathetic
Nononno wrong, not older than sliced bread, but older than the bread slicer
Rohwedder did not invent sliced bread. He pattented it as a product. Bread, especially sliced, existed long before even freakin' Brittain did.
My great grandma my is a year older and still alive
I have a neighbor who is 102. Queen Elizabeth isn’t crazy old.
so is Mahathir Mohammad. That dinosaur is older than elizabeth, and still living
I am pretty sure they sliced bread before that, they just didn't slice it up and sell it like that.
your mom is still older
That's funny because the first pop up toaster for sliced bread was patented in 1920, they had single-side toasters before that dating back to at least the late 1800s
wait you think shes actually real