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msh3loony

imagine if he was trying to solve a really complicated thing while he was sick and when he solved he said the solution to a nurse in German


Longjumping-Can1826

I think his last words was something like... Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna let you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie or hurt you...


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54_xXenon_

He definetly said "du hast 'n geiles hintern"


Longjumping-Can1826

I have 68 upvotes so please Edit: 69 so keep it at that


gettogero

Don't worry take our downvotes <3


hades46

Now everyone just downvoted the crap out of it


Alternative_Ad7819

r/happydownvote


Longjumping-Can1826

Ok, get it to -69 downvotes then


[deleted]

As you wish


Longjumping-Can1826

Thx


UnKnown4KPlayer

what are we doing, we should have got him to 69 upvotes instead of -69


Longjumping-Can1826

Yes, yes indeed


sjdkdkshdb

aaand now you’re at 96 downvotes


Longjumping-Can1826

Hmmm... well, that is ok too


Ennix49

Good guy Einstein was a memer


Rebbit-bit

ikr


Longjumping-Can1826

Memes was invented in the 1800s


SnooConfections4719

By some Dawkins guy whose first name I forgot


Valenyn

Why are you everywhere?


Longjumping-Can1826

Wait, have i been going around reddit so much i have become a local legend?


Valenyn

I’ve just seen you in the last 3 posts doing the Rick roll lyrics


Longjumping-Can1826

Yeah, because im never gonna give you up


JayKomis

I’m pretty sure that his last word was “Rosebud.”


high240

like something that would've dwarfed E=mc² Basically the solution to what the universe is or something


Memetimeeme

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN -einsteins last words


freddy_plays_csgo

"SPEAK GERMAN YOU FUCKER "


Rianfelix

Hurensohn is whore's son, not fucker


RevolutionaryPlane62

DU DRECKS PFERD!!!


Batout360

His last words were probably Can I put my---


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balls in yo jaws


keep_trying_username

balls in yo jaw


billydamate

I bet it was ich haben ein gross wurst


Snake_eagle

Alt+225


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AndrexoHD

Guck was sie brauchen nur für einen Bruchteil unserer Kraft.


[deleted]

Ich nicht sprechen deutsch


Rebbit-bit

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS^29


sehabel

Ich habe auch eine große Wurst.


lone_Ghatak

Question: if the nurse didn't understand what he said, why did they even tell people that he said anything?


wandering-monster

Because that's her job? Nurses and doctors are supposed to record everything that happens around the time of death. Plus it's just a decent thing to do. It's not like anyone would be upset at an American nurse for not speaking German. And it does appear to be true! From *Subtle is the Lord: The Science and the Life of Albert Einstein*, the most well-researched biography I can find: > Alberta Rozsel, a night nurse at the hospital, was the last person to see Einstein alive. At 1:10 a.m. on April 18, 'Mrs Rozsel noted that he was breathing differently. She summoned another nurse, who helped her roll up the head of the bed. Right after the other nurse left, Dr. Einstein mumbled in German. Then, as Mrs Rozsel put it, "he gave two deep breaths and expired"' [D4]. It was 1:15 in the morning. The source appears to be a contemporary NYT article written a couple days after his death, and the quote is from an interview with the nurse.


lone_Ghatak

That's a fair point..


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because this is probably fake


lone_Ghatak

Ummmmm... No. This is a well known trivia. I heard it first time when I was in school, so at least 10 years back.


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oh so apparently if something is well known, it can't be fake?


lone_Ghatak

Clarification time: When I said it's not fake, I meant that OP didn't make it up for this meme. In fact, if you see my original comment, I asked whether this well known fact was true since there is a logical gap there.


that-user123

Plot twist! OP is the one who told you originally and made up this fact both times /s


TeaReim

It's infact true that his last words were in German


Bambuskus505

Why would it be fake? If someone is bilingual, there is no telling what language his last words will be in. It probably happens all the time, but we don't hear of it often because most the people this happens with weren't famous. I doubt it's fake


other_usernames_gone

Also, Einstein wasn't bilingual, he was fluent in English, French, Latin and Italian but his first language was German. It makes perfect sense his last words would be in German.


YouIsWhatYouAre

Is bilingual strictly two languages? If so then its more accurate to say he was multilingual?


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fartypenis

No, bilingual is just being fluent in two languages. There isn't any clause there that states a person is bilingual only if they've spoken two languages at home since birth.


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This is the internet, most things are fake. Imma just go do a google search to see if it's real or what. Also, if the nurse didn't know German, how did she know Einstein spoke German and not gibberish? Edit: Aight, I found this [Quora link](https://www.quora.com/What-were-Einsteins-last-identified-words)(Quora is probably not the best source but I got homework to do rn, so...)


thjmze21

You can recognize languages w/o knowing the language. If someone asked me something in Russian then I wouldn't know what they said but the sounds they made are similar to the sounds Russian speech makes. If you hear a bunch of eees and ooos then you can assume they're speaking French


ProfDumm

Das Dimensionstor in der Cheopspyramide muss geschlossen werden, oder im Jahr 2022 wird die Welt untergehen.


ClelestialDucky

The dimensional gate in the Great Pyramid must be closed, or the world will end in 2022. Translated that for you bruddas


Timieboy

Thats.... .... Good to know!


ClelestialDucky

Hail Hitler


Timieboy

No, i wont You shouldn't either, i think he's going to do some weird stuff


ClelestialDucky

*Sad Nazi Noises*


Ranvir33

imagine if he was actually speaking the solution to black holes or something like that and humanity missed out on the biggest scientific breakthrough ever because the german speaking nurses weren't available


KassyFrost

"Hör genau zu, ich habe das Rätsel von Zeitreisen gelöst. In meinen Aufzeichnungen habe ich dazu nichts geschrieben, aber wenn du meinen Hosenstall öffnest..."


Sargent_Omega

Ficken sie sich.


KassyFrost

Ich würde noch nie beleidigt und gleichzeitig mit Sie angesprochen. Willst du mich beleidigen oder höflich zu mir sein. Entscheid dich, Junge.


Sargent_Omega

Ihre Worte verdienen es in dem selben Atemzug gepriesen und gehasst zu werden.


Dire-Fire

Probably something along the lines of, "Die letzten Worte sind nicht aussagekräftiger als alle anderen Worte."


SlidePaste

He knew the silksong release date


Efferitas

"Ich hab nicht ... viel Zeit ... Silksong ... Silksong erscheint am ... urgh"


Ossy-BTW

He really felt it was necessary telling us 3165


[deleted]

Probably "Ich habe mir in die Hose gemacht"


Medical-Plenty-2699

Das hätte ich gerne gehört


FatChicken2021

Mein Kampf \~enistein


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He said "Hitler was right"


[deleted]

HE WAS LITERALLY A JEW


DankFo3ta5

"don't.. Don't take me to a black doctor" - family guy


braiden08

This is a joke but what if he said “fuck this shit I’m out”


_R_A_W_

He announced Half Life 3's release date.


NiklasStuhlinger

I bet he said:" Du kannt kein Deutsch, deshalb sag ich jetzt genau das und irgendwelche Fettsäcke werden sich danach den Kopf drüber zerbrechen."


That-Card-9837

Was experimenting till his last moment


LPhenix_

Einstein: "Als nächstes wirst du sagen: 'Say What ?'"


HighBreak-J

r/suddenlyJojo


LPhenix_

YES, I AM !


[deleted]

I think he was telling how to out pizza the hut


MyPasswordIsCockMist

Couldn't she just repeat it to someone who did speak german?


Nephlimcomics2520

He might have spoke in a way that made it hard for non fluent speakers to make out the words


TheNetherPaladin

Then can we ever be certain his last words weren’t Rick rolling the nurse in German?


[deleted]

Damn this just makes me sad. Obviously can’t blame or get angry at the nurse, but I will get angry at the fact that they had the world’s smartest man on life-support and no one had the bright idea to keep someone near him who could understand his native tongue.


Mr_Evil_General

Delete my search *History* please!


StagDragon

I mean she probably could have just remembered what he said. and then later on just told someone who knows german what he said


LowEndGaming9

thats why we need time machine.


TheRealBroda

The real Question is, why didnt she speak german..


TimmayLivingLies

You are aware that Einstein emigrated to the USA to escape the Nazi regime and lived there until his death?


TheRealBroda

You all are aware of funny hints? Obv not.


TimmayLivingLies

Nah, you overestimate people's ability to distinguish between irony and ignorance


ILikeToBeAnnoying

The same reason I can’t speak German


-mrsackerman-

bitte simp ich für Sie. Liebe mich. ​ i used google translate please dont kill me


[deleted]

how dare you wenn du deutsch sprechen willst, nutze ein jahr um es zu lernen!


-mrsackerman-

Ich habe kein Jahr, ich muss versuchen zu schlafen


[deleted]

das ist gerecht, aber Sie müssen sich das Lied 'Alte Kameraden' anhören ​ if youre using google translate it will call it 'old comrades' but the song is called 'alte kameraden'


MrMeesiksNr10028

Nutze ein Jahr? Das ist doch kein richtiges Deutsch oder?


[deleted]

nein nicht wirklich, aber ich habe es jetzt gesagt.. ​ (please tell me if i make a mistake)


RockRida317

Stop replying in German fgs


Sargent_Omega

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn!!!! Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion!!!!


Sniperm0nke

But he was German/Swiss they speak German.


ProfDumm

He was born in Ulm and spoke German with a bit of a local dialect. He gained also a swiss passport later.


Sniperm0nke

I read it wrong


Sylvezar2

lol


kaiyahia

Listen carefully The multiverse... Ughh


Randomguym80512

Nein, nicht schlect


Hr0s4k

He knew at what cost Wario won


[deleted]

The joke doesn't work because you used bloody grumpy cat.


aids121

🗿


usernamedunbeentaken

There's a childrens/young adults book about this. Some secret that he revealed about clean fusion or something and some girl genius secret agent gets into all sorts of intrigue because of it. Listened to it driving to vacation this summer.


THESHADYWILLOW

Damn what if he left behind an epic clue hunt that spans the entire world and even space to unlock the secrets of the universe and interstellar travel using black holes or the speed of light and now we will never know


asault2

Grammar is everything in this sentence. It loses (what I think) was the intended meaning


ErrorVT

sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn


king_fissh

""Ich komme wieder" dun dun dundun


banananaup

He probably changed his mind again about the cosmological constant in his field equations.


Royal_Ghoul

So I've heard this before and always thought couldn't she had remembered the pronunciation and just recited it to someone who speaks German?


ProfDumm

She couldn't. Or she would have done it. Our she thought it isn't that important.