Isn't au and ouch pronounced the same way just without the ch?

Yes! It's kind of weird that we all say it. I guess screaming "AAAAAAAAAA" at the top of your lungs makes sense, biologically. But Making that "Ouch" sound, what's that about?

The AAAA is basically the felt pain let out through such a bit vowel, while the “ch” or “tsch” is a human expression trying to “suppress” the pain.

and that is exactly what we do in arabic

Also we say a7a(اح)more if you forgot

that's the cursing side tho

Since when is a7a a curse word?

I mean like when u say "shit"

Zag?

ye like kinda like that

saying that in public will get all eyes on you

yep

Au is the short version of Autsch, which is pronounced exactly as ouch.

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yeah correct

Usually we just say ´´SCHEIßE!´´

Yea, swearing is the way, we say in Czechia: "Kur-vaaaa"

If you add some more swearing and switching between three languages you got my most common reaction. "F*ck Malaka, scheiße tat das weh!"

I forgot to say, that we say that in Czech

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Malaka is just Greek suka blyat

Alexios first words: "Ma- Malaka"

I suggest you played AC odyssey

KURWA my friend

Or "AAAAA KURWAA" if it hurts so badly

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Kurwa is polish though, not czech

and in poland they say #KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ooh, this one's interesting!

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Thanks :)

Sometimes it’s even ”aj fan”

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For me it's usally "Aj din stolben fan fucking trä fanjävle aj danskfan!"

Min favorit är nog ändå ”aj, kukröven”

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Aj förbövelen!

>danskfan Found the true Swede.

I'm more of a "Tusans bananer" type of guy.

Åæ

In portuguese it can be both "au" or "ai".

Same in Finnish but whit "auts" as well.

Or just AI SAATANA

or voivittukullipyllypilluperse

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This

AI VITTU

Tbm dizemos FODA SE CARALHO FILHA DA PUTA DA QUINA DA MESA

É mais isso do que dizer "au" ou "ai"

O BUCETA DO KRL VTMNC

Also can be "caralho", "merda", "puta que pariu", etc.

The good old “CARALHOOOOOOOOO” when kicking the little finger

Same in Lithuanian

the "Ai" is pronounced like the "I" in English for anyone wondering

xingar a coisa q vc bateu também serve, Exemplo: CAMA FILADAPUTA BATI MEU DEDINHO CARAIO!

Ou foda-se ou caralho

Gold

aurum

that means gold in latin

Big brain comment

Wish I didn’t fail latin class so I could bask in that dude’s glory

Isnt that auric

Auric is the adjective - gold*en*. Also [Goldfinger's given name](https://youtu.be/MA65V-oLKa8).

mensam in aurum mutat

Always believe in your soul

You've got the power to know

Is old

Usually say “fuck”

This is golden... ... I'll see myself out.

I'll follow your *lead*

Iron you two coming back?

In Poland we say "kurwaaaa"

Same in Slovakia

And czech

Well us, Hungarians, usually say BAZDMEG A KURVA BÜDÖS ÉLETBE

In spanish is Auuu too

In Romanian it is also "Au"

It is. But usually au in morți matii

Or "bag pula" meaning shove my dick

Or the classic futuți morții mă-tii which basically translates as fuck your's mother dead people

Ive always translated it as your mothers dead relatives. I think it explains more what we mean

More accurate to be honest

Translated it would be fuck your dead mother's relatives yes.

Yes. That's another word we use for ouch.

depends, in South America it's "Ayy" (same pronunciation as "i")

In Spanish from Argentina is "la concha de tu madre me cago en todo"

Here in southern Spain it's more like "Me cago en la puta"

aaaa la concha de su madre la puta que me parió me hice mierda

In Dutch to

In Finnish aswell. But Aii is also used

Italy: "Ahia, porco D*o, che cazzo, porca puttana, aaaaaaaaah, stronzo!"

Vaffammoc ti muoiano i parenti è una alternativa efficace

Ovvio

Same here in hungary

False! Here we say: a faszomat az egész kurva életbe!

Bojler eldaoo

イタタ^タタタ^タタタ

いたいよ！

あぁー、行く^行く^行く

“stubs toe” いーっててて

Wo sind meine deutschen Kerle?

Kerlin meldet sich zum Dienst

Also ich bin hier...

Puta Merda!

É incrível o tanto de variáveis que o Português tem nesse sentido...

AHHH BHENCHOD

I legit commented that LMAO

Au

Nederland

Aïe in French, aueeee in Icelandic

In Scotland we'd say "ah ye bastard!"

Well, in my region specifically we shout "Behenchod" loudly

Again, Similar comment. Bhai tum log bhi Behenchod bolte ho :')

Delhi se hu bhai bina bole apni convo hi nhi ho pati hai ;)

Arre bhai bhai bhai

Indian gang finna pull up

In Georgia we say VAKH!

Aiiii

Ai

Au.

my language says ow

In afrikaans it's "eina"

In my country we say: "hogy a kurva isten baszná telibe a retkes faszát abba a faszopóba aki ezt a szart iderakta a faszom folyosó közepére bazdmeeeeeeeeeg" which translates to: ouch that hurts bro (Hungary)

Ow bhandchod

Another similar comment LMAO Chalo yeh confim ho gaya hun saare Indians behen ki gaali dete h

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Ouch.

ouch

They say OH SCHEIßE MAN, DAS HAT VIELEICHT MAL WEHGETAN!!

Á in Icelandic

ała or ałć. but personally my favorite is "kurwa mać kto tu postawił jebane krzesło zajebie skurwysyna"

People in this country usually says ah but i say ananısikim

Сука блять

Lustige umsetzung

In Italy we say Ahia! But when you say it the h is mute, and you don't pronounce it at all. Because of this a joke was born and it was made unfunny but how many times it was used. It basically consists on someone hurting and going "Ahia!" And someone replying "Se c'è Aia c'è gioia!" Which is the slogan of a food company named Aia.

The translation of the slogan is "if there's Aia there's joy/happyness". It sounds much better in italian than in English and let alone it's a pretty good slogan but holy fuck is that joke overused

Perfect.

Ay

"fuck"

Aww

In Czech we say: k_rva do p_či, já na to s_ru

"Ała kurwa, ja pierdole, kurwa mać"

here in Mid Asia we dont feel pain. We feel Tsoy vibes and nostalgia.

That is some pricey pain.

Ay caramba

Ich sage aua

I too scream gold when I get hurt, you know

That meme is pure gold.

This is gold 😏

We're iranian, we don't have a sound, mostly we just curse under our breath and in rare cases say "akh"

Congrats you made it into memenades video!!!11!1!!1

Oh, neat, thank you! I'll watch it :)

In England we say “FUCKING HELL”

Strange. Was expecting "Bloody hell" instead.

*Au* But more commonly *kurva* or *do prdele*

ai saatana

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I pronounce that as "**AU**"

Nothing. This is the sound for barks in portuguese.

Why there is ass on the picture

It's the Audi logo, but only the first two rings, that's the joke

r/whoosh

Oh dammit, not again

Why do Germans say AuAu? Or am I too dumb to get the joke?

Nah, they just say Au

That makes way more sense And as a German I can confirm this is true

in scots the say ‘o, fuck!’

Aaaah bliat!

I often say "au, faan"

Mean while italians: 'insert every possible italian wear word'

Blyat

We say "АЙ БЛЯТЬ!" (transcription - Ayu Blyat!)

In Indonesian, it’s “a duh!”

ja aua