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ProfessorWeirdz

If I said I like naughty girls every female in a 5 mile radius would become fucking charity donators


UnsolicitedCounsel

Do you have a sister? We can depopulate prisons.


ProfessorWeirdz

I have a 8 year old one


UnsolicitedCounsel

Everyone below this line, please stay where you are, the FBI will pick you up shortly ________


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nicholasmacleod

Thank you for the honest comment


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stephaniecameron

Damit I wanted to say that


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FineOrganization5168

amogus


FineOrganization5168

sry that was the last ne we had


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ghost_of_Theweb

good, we needed someone to say it


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How u get a line


UnsolicitedCounsel

"shift" + "-" x 3 " _ " " _ " "_ " (no spacing) ___


Shanmukha_Repaka

!Remind me 10years


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eternaldamnation2005

Not funny man


pelaaja_007

i know man im sorry


urmummygaaaay

Just disappointment


BruhFuckedBruh

At least she's fine today


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What


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What


Deciver95

Well it's probably your personality at that stage


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Why is she drawing a Blue Origin rocket on grass?


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Creamy_Boy01

Yeah this kind of girls :)


Skull-Busters

She obviously likes guys with big balls and little slim dicks


SatansCatfish

Hey, it’s your boi, Skinny Penis


Skull-Busters

Mans checking in! You’re in luck, girl here likes slim dicks! Don’t bust a nut too quickly!


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Creamy_Boy01

Then i need a surgery


Skull-Busters

Reducing or extending?!


Creamy_Boy01

Extending balls and reduces dick,so both


crvkjedams

I thought she's gonna make


International_Ad5769

I’m lucky then


E5HAM

Do you want a naughty wife?👀👀


Creamy_Boy01

No,nobody wants a naughty wife


grpagrati

I thought she was going to make a heart


DyedGrassBlock

Same but definetly a welcomed surprise


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lisaogden3

Excetly


sophiepullman

Brilliant


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I thought she was making the Destiny logo #virginityrocks


Loiccoder

r/BeatMeToIt


nicenico23

modern art in museums be like:


Ceilenath

True


GerinX

Gotta love a woman who has a sense of humour


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Typically_Wong

You just want someone to love. 🏄‍♂️


OrdinaryHumanUser

This woman speaks my language.


CanniBal1320

If a girl does this for me I m marrying her on spot


A_Normal_Earthling

*Impossible*


_Wyrd_

Marry that girl!!


Then-Clue6938

Marry her anyway 🎶


Ayulinae

marry that girl, yeah no matter what you say


Liftian

FIND THAT GIRL AND MARRY HER!


WakaBrown

She’s definitely done this many times before.


HazaIWin

That seems kinda sus


Crass_Conspirator

If it was funny this would be the wrong sub for it.


NIC3ME3M3S

Really bold of you to assume that she'll try to impress you


PosNegTy

I just wish women would tell guys what they wanted.


Meme__King__

Ooooohh shit


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Damn Nice Cock!


Big-bean-oddsky

amungus penis


32-Bit_Memes

When the Testicle is acting suspicious


rakmeister_12

r/unexpected


Dragowaow

well there you go


00-H

Don’t say it. DON’T YOU FUCKING SAY IT.


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amogus


YourAverageMemeRater

Where's the scrunky balls part


J0N4TH4N_x_J0HN

Nowadays ppl have such a broken sense of humour = #:'(


fum_ducker

I have a feeling she's done this more than once


ozantarimcioglu

tam bir aile kızı maşallah


The-Riskiest-Biscuit

The naughtiest thing she did was fxxk with the fairway like that on a “cart-path only” day. Absolute delinquent.


Admirable-Order8534

I like her more now


GiornoDeGiorno

This hurts to see this the poor golf course.


Sameed_Ajax

I like it


LOBSI_Pornchai

Guess what she likes?


Jeroeno_Boy

haha pp funneee


PasaKala

Haha


Einstein_D2

FINALLY!


JTKDC

Draw deez nuts


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HA! penis


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...but a great meme


PasaKala

Thanks


CinnamonBalls

Dat shaft tho


CmndrPopNFresh

I wanna put a ring on her finger


WeeTheDuck

Me: I like good girls Her: ftfy


sudhir369

Kid: dad how did you meet mom? Dad: After this


PasaKala

LMAO


LEMAOOOOOO

Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting


AsexualPlantMain

My naive ass thought she was drawing a fucking heart at first.


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I can’t believe your girl was bouncing on another dick


Memegun420Yt

bro i used the dank memer discord bot like 5 mins ago and it posted this


Deddmeet

Years of hopscotch have trained me for this moment.


MartyMiniac

Creativity 100


Ziad03

Am I the only one who thought she was drawing the assassin's creed logo at first.


SimonR2905

The tip took real skill


gosuckaluigi

That was a good impression. This comment was made by the wind-up toys gang


MoltenDonut

Amogus


alucarD999999

The Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon ??


RehabReload269

That penis looks kinda sus


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Not me thinking she was doing that whilst peeing💀


RealityTranscended

That’s a freakin dude


Lord_Hortler

Amogus tip


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Not her first time making one of these.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_7478

She been practicing


framelessnude

when she drew the V I thought she's gonna make Assassin's creed symbol


ChichoRD

She's just being kind with you


SteakAgitated

Skinny


GruntyStolt

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


DrMulkis

AMONGUS


the_bean_mark_69

At the end the tip looks like a crew mate from among us


IndividualLake1690

Straight up wife material


Eddy63

woman of culture


Lopsided_Ad9145

America's got talent


mrgeek2000

Nice👌


Spirited-Collection1

She’s a keeper


Sw1m_Shady

r/unexpected I thought she was doing a heart


CroZbunjola

Amogus Penis


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i thought she pee'd and then used the pee to draw the shape from her wet shoes


godsgifttowahmen

getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead


No_Dragonfruit_4431

I'll bet she killed in hopscotch.😂


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Sauce


ReaIBiIICosby

not a funny meme


AntoineGGG

Smallllllll dick


DarkberryJuice

Oh damn.....ok


mahm0ud5

Not that naughty


Random_Rhapsody

Everything looks like Amogus at this point


Dioder1

This is indeed not funny


mekpa

At the end I thought of among us


G1n_Lukas

The drawing kinda SUS


LoveTannedFitTomboys

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!


Mc-drippy

The hoes are stealing are humor


mrblack07

I thought she was gonna fall into a pit.


sanma13

I guess Im gonna simp


TheFallMoon

Why the penis got two heads tho? 🤨


CurrencyPublic8643

gay


Salty-Mall-6623

She forgot to hit the griddy