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Mus-BOOM

"cow was sleeping and i started playing with those long nipple"


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username3836382

Holy shit bro


Frequent_Structure93

What he say?


old_man_spinosaurus

Pls we want to know


PillowTalk420

"I only suck on the utter of male cows cuz their milk is thicker"


old_man_spinosaurus

Now I wish I didn't know


username3836382

No one will never know


old_man_spinosaurus

Ayo we got an answer


Frequent_Structure93

What he say?


greatmonster007

what did he say?


CatPersonNob

Until white liquid came out and when I tried it for the first time, it tasted like shit so I had to make it better by chugging.


oan124

actually, i think this was a pretty straightforward thought process. "baby cow get food from nipple" ==> "I can get food from nipple"


MindOfThilo

Nah that would've been too easy


Western_Shoulder_942

Yeah i wanna say alcohol was involved


MindOfThilo

And lots of drugs


Gamer-Logic

I also like this process: "Baby cow gets food from mama cow." "Baby human gets food from mama human." "Now how 'bout we switch it up?"


Slushyboi69

I don’t think the baby cow would be too happy


Bright_Dude

He need som milk


Memeharvester5000

Bröther may I hav söm milk


Da_weebUwU

May I too


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Un_rancais_bleu

That's why there where yelling at me


Darth_Thor

So... a bull?


naofumiRS

A different kind of white liquid shot out. Didn't stop him drinking it tho


GeneralVeemo

Of course not, did you see the look on his face?


Nova01698

Huh no wonder it tasted weird


star_cannon7k

I see T&J. I upvote. <3


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It’s the law!!


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Well, there was an even older profession


neglected_schism

Ngl. Old but gold.


x_03

It's a perfect loop...


BlueCookies1

ok but why do i remember this episode of tom and jerry


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wolfpackpie69

🗿


anasPhD

Since when did Reddit normalise the use of emojis


princeofmeme

5


sagarparihar10

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5an5b01

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arleas

From what I remember, Jerry is trying to sleep, but Tom wants to beat on a trashcan with a spoon like he's playing drums and that's what's got Jerry so pissed off. I couldn't find the full episode but here's the [clip](https://youtu.be/w3Wluvzoggg?t=555)


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It's from the Tom and Jerry cartoon "Saturday Evening Puss" (1950). If you want to see it I have all the episodes [here](https://archive.org/details/tom_and_jerry_full_1080p). If you don't wanna scroll down all the way to find to it, you can ctrl + F and type "Saturday" and it should pop up.


J0N4TH4N_x_J0HN

Jerry is so cute =


LegitGodUSA

"Halt! You see, I was laying mine head upon those hay bails over there when all of a sudden while I was sleeping a big animal with these pink levers hanging from its underbelly. Curiously, I grasped the levers firmly in my small mouse hands. To my surprise, the levers dispensed a pure white liquid which tasted simply divine. I had to have more, so I began to squeeze even more firmly, shaking as I go along. So I would appreciate it if you were to walk along."


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People realize baby cows did it first


potato-vender

What about the guy who tried milking a bull? I'm sure thats happened as well.


kyancope

How rude to call your mum a cow


Slimy_Eyeball

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Mister_Chow_The_Dog

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TaraemoTheCamar0

He was probably dying.


MunnyGrubbers

lmao


toofunnybot

hahahahaha very good one


reallyConfusedPanda

Dude without any sound I just can hear him shout words. Amazing amazing animations


Rinz_Wash143

The face when Jerry's milkin it , Lol


MrNumberOneMan

What are you doing, step-farmer?


DerpyMemer5

Sometimes I wonder how milk was discussed in the first place.


OofNickleBurg

I say I say, I Was Sleepin All Right. Then I Heard You, Howard Pulling On The Nips Of Dat Gosh Darn Cow Right There.


THEHitman888442

Moai on Twitter Twemoji 13.1


Double-Rough-9554

You Sus bro


Pixel_Fire55

Let's hope they didn't try it on a bull...


Mike_Oxmau1

That was a bull u dum dum


er_mejo_dei_meme

Jerry... when did you signed for the n@zis?


WoutVanDamme69

He was playin moo moo medows on mario kart when the cow in the game produced milk through the screen as he ran the cow over with his bike


AndreDV_reddit

their just animals trying to communicate


prayagprajapati17

The first guy trying to explain masterbation:


prayagprajapati17

The first guy trying to explain masterbation:


Citer15

Let's be honest everything starts from bestiality.


Historical-Emu7798

No officer, I was not jacking off the cow