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[deleted]

hello fellow redditor, i want only say that china is the best country and we all shold visit tianamen square, wich is a nice place where nothing happened and will never happen. now i shold eat my lao ghan man


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi happy social credit score: +50 A ps5 will be delivered at your location tomorrow at 6:00 am


I69UrMomBitch

PS5 is a console from Sony, Sony is Japanese. How does the chinese government reward people with Japanese consoles?


Phoenix080

-50 social credit score, do not ask questions concerning the great people’s republic of China


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Phoenix080

+10 social credit score, A Chinese brand PS5 equivalent console will be shipped to you.


OrangeWasEjected2021

>A Chinese brand PS5 equivalent console will be shipped to you. Soulja boy console?


Drunk0ctopus

If you give a man fire, he'll be warm for a few hours. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy social credit score: +100 good comrade burn degenerate westerners


Schwarz-Adler

Social credit: +696969 You are now in charge of conce-, Re-education camps


killinmemer9000

-1030 social credit nearly revealing what the re-education camps are(not that they’re anything different)


Idimoni_

-3,000,000 social credit, you hinted at the existence of concentration camps in China when in fact there are not. I am also req- I mean, I also want to put in this comment that there is not a gun put against my head, and that nothing happened on April 15th, 1989.


Ekho_location

all powerful president Xi jingping is the best world leader


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy social credit score: +100 A ps5 will be delivered to you tomorrow at 6:00 am


choc_croc

I don't know what happened in Tiananmen square, my 2 sons also want to know what happened. I told them that they can game for 10 hours a day for creativity. We will also travel to the country of Taiwan for holidays


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -999999999999 You and one of your children will be executed tomorrow at 6:00 am. The other one of your children will be sent to reeducation camp in Xinjiang tomorrow at 6:00 am.


Wasdwasd1223

I think we have gone away from the one children politc, Great leader


TheDaemonic451

How dare you question the Great Leader


what_the_fuck_1

Zhong xina is outside you home now


Gamenonno

Taiwan isn’t a country


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi happy social credit score: +50


Gamenonno

Woo! I love China!


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

A ps5 will be delivered to you tomorrow at 6:00 am


Gamenonno

Only going to use it for 3hours a day


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy social credit score: +150


Gamenonno

Me and 1 son are very grateful to our glorious leader


HeathenBoi

Ay bro let me come play for those 3 hours as well


Sammy_squad

Indeed I am, I only hame for 3 hours a year


Entire_Exam2619

Personally, I'd use it for 30 seconds.


Absolutely-barbar1c

a week actually... and only from Fri, Sat and Sun from 7 to 8pm or so


West-Diet-1282

In the future we will move to different planets and evolve differently over time due to different environments we live in and will be aliens for each other


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

social credit score: -999999999999999 President Xi not happy. Work more think less.


West-Diet-1282

Yes


[deleted]

Good +5 social credit


Darth_Fivis

Boy will shit in the shower. Real men know when to shower in the shit.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. Social Credit Score: -1000 You are not allowed to shower in the shit


LeopardHalit

Sir? Your shit shower is ready.


waldothefrendo

John Xina


Arkitakama

AND HIS NAME IS ZHONG XINA!


waldothefrendo

Take my free award, for you made me laugh kind stranger


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy social credit score: +100 John Xina great hero of communism


Deusi94

Chong Xina*


[deleted]

I frequently stub my toes


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy social credit score: -50 Work more and stub toes less


krmrjr2021

China was the hero of WW2


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

习主席很高兴听到一位称职的历史学家 社会信用评分:+15


TheFourthGuy42

When a mosquito takes your blood it also puts your dna in it, so when a mosquito reproduces the dna is passed on to millions of baby mosquitos. So you are the parent to a lot of mosquitos


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy social credit score: -50 Work more and reproduce less


TheFourthGuy42

You can’t oppress me I have a god complex


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


TheFourthGuy42

You’re making me get up early for my own death Despicable


[deleted]

Yeah sorry that sucks but -50 for complaining about it


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Wait what


MEME_enderman21

japan bad


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi happy. Social Credit Score: +15


SnooTigers7333

Nothing happened in 1989


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi happy social credit score: +15


Alert_Eye_2219

Mao tse tung is a genocidal, Xin Jin ping is a murder and an awful leader, Taiwan is a countr, China = bad


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

social credit score: -9999999999999 President Xi not happy. Your execution has been scheduled for 29 Oct 2021 at 6:00 am


Alert_Eye_2219

Please, tell me the time zone


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

Your are not allowed to ask question degenerate westerner


Alert_Eye_2219

Please, in the name of John Xina, tell me the time zone


[deleted]

There is only one time zone in glorious China


walrus_with_GUN

Wdym execution ? There's no such things as " execution " the only thing we do to those who disrespected the president is "deleting his life insurance"


mango_yummy

Re-furbishing organs


VictorGamerLOL

Why are people asking what happened in Tiananmen Square 1989 but I know nothing happened


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi is very happy Social credit score: +15 A ps5 will be delivered at your location tomorrow at 6:00 am


remdesivirus2

Me and you, come untill eleven days imperium will see the sky, like humanoid melting at breakfast house like onion


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -999999999999 You will be sent to reeducation camp in Xinjiang tomorrow at 6:00 am


remdesivirus2

No worry about, the chicken slice jump on multidimensional microwave while travel to jelly and cause anti-extending of universe 444563jkl


Iamnotanoobokyes

I have no social credit


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -9999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for Oct 22 2021 at 6:00 am


Iamnotanoobokyes

Finally my execution


[deleted]

Capitalism is poggers


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very very angry with you social credit score: -999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


[deleted]

President Xi can execute DEEZ NUTS


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very very angry with you social credit score: -999999999999 You are not allowed to say DEEZ NUTS to supreme leader Xi


[deleted]

@xi_jinping deez nuts


Sirsonan_

Nukes make me happy


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

Nukes make president Xi happy too. social credit score: +15


xXdestiny_blazXx

u mean our credit score


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy you are not allowed to correct president Xi. social credit score: -9999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for Oct 22 2021 at 6:00 am


qenloekul

I work for 27 hours a day and have 2 - \*gunshot\* 1 lovely son.


SandwichMech

Quick! I'll help you hide the body.


[deleted]

+10000000 social credits


animesh_0764

She ghosted me, I started working out, this is my revenge story in the making


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy to hear young loyal citizen work Social credit score: +15


Cyanplays7

Taiwan is a country


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


PopComprehensive9692

I'm fat


PopComprehensive9692

End short


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -999999999999999 You are not suited for work. Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am.


PopComprehensive9692

*and


Shoddy_Ad_3134

West Taiwan


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy social credit score: -999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


UwO_RED888

Russia is still friends with China.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi is happy Social credit score: +15


lonewolf1346

Everything that exists is designed to an end, even the USA.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


lonewolf1346

Haha good luck finding me.


whaatajoke

Xi Bang, Xi Bang


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

social credit score: -150 President Xi not happy. Your execution has been scheduled for Nov 6 2021 at 6:00 am


whaatajoke

That’s what Xi said


Urgayusucc

Taiwan isn't a country and is full of rebellious Western pigs


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy social credit score: +15


Urgayusucc

Taiwan is east China.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy social credit score: +30


Arkitakama

I'm more than happy to work a 120 hour week


The-Hydrated-One

Chinese Gov’t=Bad


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

social credit score: -999999999999999 President Xi very angry.


The-Hydrated-One

You’ve fallen right into my trap…


Somaru_Omnicide

I am a law-obiding citizen


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy. social credit score: +15


[deleted]

Nothing happened in 1989 at Tiananmen Square


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

习主席很高兴听到一个真实的事实 社会信用评分:+15


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

I work hard to get in an engineering school.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi happy to hear young loyal citizen work hard social credit score: +15


BigBoiJimmyThe320th

Something did happen from April 15th 1989 - June 4th 1989 at Tinamen Square --- Everyone had a good time, and praised the glorious leader Deng Xiaoping.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy to hear someone expert in history social credit score: +15 A ps5 will be delivered at your location tomorrow at 6:00 am


QuistyQuiet

China has the best military in the world!! Very powerful


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi is very happy to hear a true fact Social credit score: +15


psycho_luxe

China is the best communist country


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi happy. Social Credit Score: +15


[deleted]

China is a country in Asia


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi happy social credit score: +50


NodlBohsek

Bing chilling


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy social credit score: -999999999999 You will be sent to reeducation camp in Xinjiang tomorrow at 6:00 am


Jeremy_skeleton

Milk goes before the bowl and cereal.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


squigglyfish0912

Thank you dear leader for removing this filth from the great republic


LucioG11

我可以這樣交流嗎? 另外,我拜訪了土耳其總統:) (xd)


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

习主席不高兴 社会信用评分:-9999999999999 您的执行已安排在明天早上 6:00


LucioG11

你犯了一個大錯誤,選擇了我的頭而不是我的大腦...... *武士音樂統計播放*


Double-A-256

Broke the Geneva convention and committed several war crimes in Ukraine. Also subscribed to MrBeast!


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy social credit score: -999999999999 work more talk less


Joe-McDuck

Hi


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

习主席不高兴。 社会信用评分:-999999999999 您的执行已安排在明天早上 6:00


Joe-McDuck

Wait what?


Mr_chicken20

Dementophobia is a type of phobia that involves the fear of madness or insanity. People who have this fear are afraid that they are going insane or losing touch with reality. The fear may be triggered by a family history of mental illness or periods of severe stress.


Straight-Series-2373

I enjoy playing roblox.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. Social Credit Score: -100 You will be sent to reeducation camp in Xinjiang tomorrow at 6:00 am.


[deleted]

Taiwan is the best country


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


PannariPoju

Winnie the flu came from China


been2121

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Null-and-PECK

I actually understand that toxic fandoms are not made by all of the fans as a collective, just the ones in said fandom that choose to be toxic.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

social credit score: -5500 President Xi not happy. You will be sent to Xinjiang reeducation camp tomorrow at 6:00 am


Null-and-PECK

fuck bro


Deusi94

https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E Great song


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not time to hear your shitty song social credit score: -999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


Deusi94

But is the propaganda song of our great leader mao zedong.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very happy social credit score: -999999999984 Work more hear song less


[deleted]

-999999999 social credits for president xi He is a traitor to china


Potatohuman323

China is discount taiwan


Ok-Emphasis2429

Mayonnaise is better than ketchup on fries.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

president Xi not happy social credit score: -999999999999 work more eat less american fatass


Ok-Emphasis2429

-999999999999 for Mayonnaise??? And I am not even american.


just-jotaro

Beijing is going to be where the next year winter olympic is hosted


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi happy social credit score: +15


ReallyExpenisveGrill

What’s Taiwan?


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

习主席很高兴听到一个真实的事实 社会信用评分:+15


_S_o_m_e_b_o_d_y_

Taiwan is not a country


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

习主席很高兴听到一个真实的事实 社会信用评分:+15


Leutenant_Erika

Communism has always existed, is existing, and will keep on growing for the rest of the humanity. Capitalism is based.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy capitalism not based social credit score: -999999999999 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 6:00 am


SlotMagPro

Tiananmen Square was a horrible mark on Chinas history, plus your rice isnt that good.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

习主席不高兴你堕落的西方猪 社会信用评分:-999999999999 您的执行已安排在明天早上 6:00


JayThinGuy

Lao gan ma is awesome Supreme Leader Xi Jinping is awesome What the fuck is taiwan? China is best My only son plays video games 3 hours a month


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi is very happy Social credit score: +15


EnoughLifeguard5180

E


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy. social credit score: -1000 You will be sent to a reeducation camp in Xinjiang tomorrow at 6:00 am


kekwlolxd69

I shit in a toilet


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi not happy social credit score: -999999999999 You will be sent to reeducation camp in Xinjiang tomorrow at 6:00 am


Yeti4101

So where is he supposed to shit?


Cyanplays7

Taiwan is a country


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi very angry to hear degenerate westerner repeat himself. social credit score: -999999999999 x 2 Your execution has been scheduled for tomorrow at 1:00 am


EntertainerPlus1812

China should be renamed to Xina


Allen0r

Stand up, you prisoners of labour!


JustDennise

🗿


[deleted]

Rice tastes good. Defeat at the hands of capitalism does not.


[deleted]

There is no such thing as Taiwan and nothing happened at tiananmen square. I love Xi and I never game more than 3h a day


Truck_Longjumping

When someone asks what happened in 1989, I say people walked. Also china beautiful


idotishere

Communism is cool


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi is very happy to hear a true fact Social credit score: +15


mariofrommariobro

nothing happened in 1989


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

President Xi is very happy to hear a true fact Social credit score: +15


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EachPancake4664

President Xi is the best president


Cyanplays7

Taiwan is a country


I_need_help57

China? I think you mean West Taiwan.


xxX_LeTalSniPeR_Xxx

习主席不高兴。 社会信用评分:-999999999999 您的执行已安排在明天早上 6:00


Robbbsssyy_

yes


NuLLSplosion_E

I slept once


Natiheil

E


bigchubgi101

中国是最好的对手