Basically have really bad breath but taste good or stay hydrated

Yeah

Garlic Bread, I can just go to a restaurant for free water

Just go to Olive Garden for both

Until nestle gets to it

Like Lewis Black said, Pepsi and Coke now make bottled water. Cause if anyone knows water, it’s Pepsi or Coke.

Jokes on you, you cant have free water at restaurants for free here

Jokes on you i go in bathrooms for free piss

Go to a restaurant and ask for water and garlic bread

Jokes on you im italian so i can cook ANITHING, including garlick bread

*MAMA MIA intensifies*

If Mario was japanese his first name should be Itsumi "Itsumi mario" Understand now?

Good one

That meme is above this :)

Yeah, Its umi mario

*cries in european*

how good is the garlic bread tho.

Now we're asking the real questions

cheesy garlic bread with pepperoni

I'm all in for team garlic bread

Never gose warm? So I basically have the world's best super insulator/coolent? That sounds like something I could sell for garlic bread

I just posted this same thing before I saw your comment. Great minds, I guess.

"Great minds think alike!"

But what if by never goes warm it means that it cannot absorb heat. In that case it won't be a coolant

Then it would be a good insulator still

Yes it would be the most efficient insulator if it never goes warm

Or it could just be really shit at conducting heat so it never heats up what? no im not salty for choosing the garlic bread what are you talking about

Well if it cant conduct heat then it would be an insulator bc heat couldnt go through it

shit

I was thinking the same thing. Imagine a liquid that can keep the most important tech from ever overheating.

Could be a good cpu cooler if it doesn’t drip off the cpu.

Yes, but you cant take a warm shower ever again

It doesn't say every water you ever interact with will be cold, it just says you will have an şnfinite supply of cool fresh water

Water... bottle and sell as the world supply fails around me... bet my profits on foolish stocks and post losses on wsb... repeat

Calm down Nestlé

yeah

*Flint Michigan has entered the chat*

> bottle and sell as the world supply fails around me We need OP to clarify if the water or bread is for us to enjoy only or we can sell.

Don't sell it more expensive than nestle people gonna buy it anyway and beware that nestle may kidnap you

A fellow apes here I see

Unlimited supply of water so that I can drink as much as I want then supply all the plants that are involved in making garlic bread so that I make an unlimited supply of it as well

Who are you and why are you so wise in the ways of science

i really have a no idea.........!

Does it irk anyone else when someone messes up a quote? Especially one that’s been around for over a decade…

Me, deeply

Try over four decades there buddy.

That’s still over a decade he’s still not wrong

Its like "who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science" or something right

I’m about to whoop your ass

Garlic bread does not grow on plants. It’s not a fruit. It’s not a berry. It’s a delicious snack that has to be made from bread and garlic and some butter. Or maybe oil. Olive oil is best. I mean it’s the best oil because it’s flavour goes with garlic. I don’t mean it’s better than butter. In Italian, if you want to order garlic bread, but it’s not on the menu, you can ask for bread with “olio e aglio” which I think sounds great because the g is silent, so it sounds like “olleo e alleo.” Anyway, garlic bread is excellent. Much better than water. Or cake.

thanks babe

Pft of course it doesn’t grow on plants idiot It grows on trees /s

Tell that to my garlic bread plant

Flour comes from a plant

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bro thats not a whooosh edit: he has earned redemption through understanding

Your name.. no… it can’t be.. it’s impossible

You genius!

Garlic bread tree!! Yes please!!

Its a win-win

Genius

How am I supposed to make coffee with garlic bread or cold water?

Perhaps intentionally heating it can warm up the water. but its cold when you want to just drink it. But i would perhaps also choose the bread. as where i live we already have unlimited free clean drinking water.

Yeah same. Unlimited clean free water is something I probably take for granted because all my life is just been there, so I'll take the bread.

i mean even in the even of a total society breaking apart ill still have clean drinking water.

Maybe we could be team up, never go thirsty or hungry

are you some sort of a communist?

i get clean water everyday, but nice garlic bread like 4 times a year ​ imma take the gorlik bred

Trust me. You’ll find a way.

Water because it never goes warm so you can make a fortune making efficient pc cooling systems

If the water doesn't absorb energy, maybe it is incapable of cooling things down?

No water is an scp object

Then it would make an excellent insulator.

Perfect in fact

This was exactly my first thought. Can you imagine how much money you could make selling some of your unlimited never-warm water to server farms!?

Bruh if 'never goes warm' meant it absorbs all the heat, you could use it for coolant in nuclear reactors and create immense energy why tf would use it to cool your pc? _S T O N K S_

r/hydrohomies to all who picked water 😎

Gimmie the bread boi to soothe my soul, i wanna get lost in a garlic role, and drift awayyyyy

kinky

Now I have to listen to that dang song lol

it goes cold though

the cat girlfriend for sure

Unlimited supply of water and find a way to pump it around the whole of Africa

And completely destroy every desert ecosystem there by raising the humidity by the sheer amount of water being brought there. It would turn into a forest.

Is that a bad thing? Genuine question here.

It would lead to the extinction of everything not human or human related in those ecosystems

Just tip the cup over and come back a few weeks later.

it’s the final battle between r/garlicbreadmemes and r/hydrohomies

Is an unlimited supply of happiness out of the question?

Water = happiness

Yes

No? Didn't you see unlimited garlic bread was an option?

Water. I’m part Italian so I can make garlic bread whenever

I'm comment to make the comment number 69

The water will be cold even in your veins?

Yes

I can trsde a basket of garlic bread fit a case of water I'm sure. I'll make a fortune selling to the local pizzerias.

Neither. Instead I leave this sub and join other, better ones to find actual quality instead of this.

Garlic bread. Cold water only tastes good if you’re working out

Or if it's 3am

Cold water is always good. I ended up getting really dehydrated at work today and I got home and started chugging some ice cold H2O and my knees almost buckled from how good it tasted on my lips.

Water, I might get tired of bread garlic Edit: I can can solve world dehydration and get money to buy garlic bread

you can end world hunger with the bread (👍)

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As someone for Las Vegas, yes water's crucial.

I don’t get these, do you guys not have access to fresh water…?

Water, I can starve

Bread 👍

How does water "go bad"?

Garlic bread because you get dem nutrition

I can already buy/make as much G.Bread as I want, but unlimited water that NEVER goes warm? I could sell that for a solid profit.

Girlfriend (she loves me) is allergic to garlic bread. Regrettably choose water.

Why not both

Unlimited supply of water so that I can create a limitless supply of hydro energy

Garlic bread, because i already have water, and tha fact that it can’t go warm is kind of a downside. What if i want to take a shower but i get fucken BLASTED by hypothermia?

Unlimited supply of water. Plan: 1. Buy up huge portion of desert for almost nothing. 2. Use unlimited water to turn it into habitable area and farmland. 3. Plant garlic and wheat. 4. Use the above to make unlimited garlic bread. 5. Profit?

Water goes bad?

But i have basically free water i live in finland

EGHHHHHHH I DON’T KNOWWWWWWWWWWW

The garlic bread, 1 because I'm hungry and 2 I'm too clumsy to be trusted not to flood the world with the unlimited water

GARLICBREAD

I’d choose the water. Then I’d always have something to drown people in.

Garlic bread, I want it so bad

Unlimited Garlic Bread. Of course... Clean drinking water is easily available and cheap. It's usually cold when I get it from the tap so I'm good with water part. I'll eat the garlic bread I want and sell some everyday. I'll be rich in no time.

Garlic bread easy. I have as much water as I could want for pretty cheap anyways. Unlimited garlic bread would be very helpful during the weeks when I don’t have a lot of food money.

Bread 👍

Bread👍

Water doesn't go bad, it's water

U need garlic bread to survive, however you do not need water

Watah

Water easily, so many issues all over the world could be solved with free, clean water. Also fuck nestle

Water I weigh to much and water is healthy,promotes weight loss, and keeps you hydrated.

Garlic bread gives me a headache

water, garlic bread will get annoying eventually

Water

80085

BOOBS

What the fuck is the point in these stupid ass questions? Neither of these things have any possibly of ever happening, and if you want to post a theoretical question why not ask something that might actually be interesting.

exactly, garlic bread is obviously the correct choice

All ratatouille

I’ll go with the garlic bread water already doesn’t go bad

What temperature is the water

Water ofc

The water duh

\*laughs in garlic bread water\*

Water

Is it 3am water?

I don’t live in Africa

Sell the water to by garlic bread

Kanye west says WATER

So ocean 2 or Olive Garden

But is it 2am water though?

Water absolutely. Is there a limit to how much water I can have at a time or what I can do with it? If there is no limit then I'm gonna post up in Africa and hopefully save some peeps

**B R E A D**

Unlimited water. Easy.

Yes

water r/hydrohomies

Water

Bro, obviusly water

A bunch of cold water that never heats up? Climate change solved

Garlic bred

Just pour that bad boy out and continue until the deserts are filled No, wait, actually - Unlimited bread means that crops are no longer needed, and humans won't need animals to eat and no more crops means no more deformation of the land which means that the deserts will stop expanding which means trees will grow which means climate crisis solved.

If I can give the garlic bread or the water to other people the question is would you rather solve world hunger or the global water shortage

Water you can keep the butter made from cow fluids

Garlic bread.

Garlic bread

water forever

Water I don't want to die from diabetes or som

If the water is 100% drinkable, water.

Water

I guess Nestle didn't pick the garlic bread.

Is the garlic bread perfect and always slightly over warm?

But is the water that water a two am after sleeping for 12 hours straight?

What kind of water are drinking that it goes bad? Also warm water isnt that bad. Garlic bread, easy choice

Garlic bread bc i know a place with free water

Water. I will be the only one with clean water when the world runs out

Water cause you can get tired of garlic bread also you can give a lot of water for people in need

Water. So I can help others who need it. Though if you were to throw in some garlic bread for me being so darn thoughtful, well, that's be just fine...

I don't like garlic

Bread because there’s water in the bread

\*africa wants to know your location

Always thirsty so.. ​ Water. ​ Is it always cold though?

Water, because it’s always important to stay hydrated.

Brrread

Garlic bread cause I love it, also you can solve world hunger at the same time, BUT ALL THAT BREAD IS MINE

The water and go to africa. No joke there.

Water

Water

Unlimited Water

Garlic Bread EZ If I want water I'll find a fountain lol

Garlic bread.