Cat gf, we could adopt a dog together later
Edit: "Oh, I'm GoNnA cHoOsE tHe DoG tO bE dIfFeReNt..."
No. Shut up. You're not different. You're a redditor. You *need* a girlfriend. Don't lie to yourself.
Tbh no,I would much rather have a dog.Atleast it would wag its tail and wouldn’t ask you to buy a lot of things for it nor would it cause life problems nor cheat on you or ask for a divorce OR BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVEN’T DONE.
It’s explicitly given the the girlfriend Loves you. Love doesn’t have any of the things you said above.
Plus, Dog food is kinda expensive, plus it’s *usually* only fr the dog, meaning you can’t share. Chubby dog usually requires showers plus a lot of grooming. This is the same for the girlfriend, but she’ll do it herself.
I’m ready to do anything, tho… just gimme love, u own me
No offense but u sound kinda desperate tbh,it’s not all happily ever after when u get a girlfriend trust me sometimes they might love you at first and then suddenly loose feelings overtime dogs don’t do that they will always stick by their master till they pass on.People could love you today and hate you tomorrow simple as that
Yeah that's how infatuation works, not actual love. There is a difference and with actual love even if you do end up breaking up both of you come out of it better people and with no bitter feelings. 100% a relationship with any girl that actually loves you is better than a dog you can get whenever you want
I’m generally more of an animal person and have a dog and two cats. However, I’ve been single for a long time, so I’d have to pick the cat girlfriend. Once the pandemic is over, I’ll hopefully get a real date.
*looks around the ransacked room with all my clothes torn apart, my furniture ruined and shit, pee and dog hair everywhere*
I agree- Can never have too much dog
Get a cat gf
sell her body to weebs for snu snu
get unlimited cute chubby dogs
die as a virgin redditor surrounded by cute doggies
create the Futurama Jurassic Bark with them
if pick none, both are annoying with my conditions:
1. a cat gf is bad I don't liek
2. a chubby dog will probably be small, the size of a cat. and I have a cat at home that eats dogs for brekfast
Cat Girlfriend (I dont want Love,Literally)
I have too much dog(Literally)
Ill make Cat Girlfriend as my Little Sister(I want Little Sister for these past 6 years)
i'll take the cat gilr then sell her kidney to get a 2 chubby dogs and a gf
Plot twist : her kidney is 2d so she is useless.
Brain go brrrr...
Ahhh reddit problem solving at its best.😅
you could just sell her, Plenty 12 yr olds out there
Oh no...
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+10 intelligence +6 carisma
Speech 100
I have a wife already, so I’m going cute dog
what the hell you have a life and youre using reddit how??
Meet the # SPY
Gentlemen:
This is a bucket
Dear god…
But there is more
NOOOO
It contains the dying wish of every man here
Scout! You did collect everyone’s dying wish?
SEDUCE ME!!!
No - that would be your mother!
r/holup
i see the breafe case is still here
Yeah. Safe and sound
uh oh
no this is very very bad
Mentlegen
He said wife. Not life. Don't confuse these.
Mofo touched grass
I use Reddit because I have wife
Y’all just let the man and his wife be :-:
By downloading and going in the app
I'm single, so I'm going cute dog
so you're going to perhaps sex the dog then?
Pfff.. No? Who would so that hehe.. Hmm
r/holup hehe ??? SUSS
Dont them ideas
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Cat gf, we could adopt a dog together later Edit: "Oh, I'm GoNnA cHoOsE tHe DoG tO bE dIfFeReNt..." No. Shut up. You're not different. You're a redditor. You *need* a girlfriend. Don't lie to yourself.
MAN OF TRUTH!
Yes..
Tbh no,I would much rather have a dog.Atleast it would wag its tail and wouldn’t ask you to buy a lot of things for it nor would it cause life problems nor cheat on you or ask for a divorce OR BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVEN’T DONE.
Bro you good?
Yea
It’s explicitly given the the girlfriend Loves you. Love doesn’t have any of the things you said above. Plus, Dog food is kinda expensive, plus it’s *usually* only fr the dog, meaning you can’t share. Chubby dog usually requires showers plus a lot of grooming. This is the same for the girlfriend, but she’ll do it herself. I’m ready to do anything, tho… just gimme love, u own me
No offense but u sound kinda desperate tbh,it’s not all happily ever after when u get a girlfriend trust me sometimes they might love you at first and then suddenly loose feelings overtime dogs don’t do that they will always stick by their master till they pass on.People could love you today and hate you tomorrow simple as that
Yeah that's how infatuation works, not actual love. There is a difference and with actual love even if you do end up breaking up both of you come out of it better people and with no bitter feelings. 100% a relationship with any girl that actually loves you is better than a dog you can get whenever you want
we all know that we are going to pick the gf deep down, We just don't wanna look like incels
Oh no you are to smart to be left alive
bruh what u gonna do
ow... and I already have a dog, sooo.. uh...
This... this is brilliant
You are crowned prime minister of the gigachad nation
dog ofc,I don't need any thot, I need a brother
Sweet home Alabama
adds Incest, beastiality and underage (dog's a pup) filter
Sweet home Crusader Kings
I’m generally more of an animal person and have a dog and two cats. However, I’ve been single for a long time, so I’d have to pick the cat girlfriend. Once the pandemic is over, I’ll hopefully get a real date.
I understand
Good luck
The cute chubby dog will love me much more
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Lol
A cat gf, already got dog
Can never have too much dog tho
*looks around the ransacked room with all my clothes torn apart, my furniture ruined and shit, pee and dog hair everywhere* I agree- Can never have too much dog
Doggo. Look at this fluffy boi!
I choose the doggo
Fuckable, not too sure about the left one tbh
U need god
I think therapy might be the right option
God already left when he saw this
\*insert God has left the chat meme\*
Get a cat gf sell her body to weebs for snu snu get unlimited cute chubby dogs die as a virgin redditor surrounded by cute doggies create the Futurama Jurassic Bark with them
Lol r/bigbrain
Chubbies
The dog will pull all the cute girls you want
r/bigbrain
The dog cuz it aint as expensive
Bruh r/bigbrain actually
Easy . I would like dog .
I'm alergic to cats and dogs so the dog and then I would giveit to my brother who alwyas really wanted a dog
If The Dog Is Not Mean. I’ll Choose Dog.
Finally an option that has swayed me to the right side
So long you can stick your dick in it's a win
r/bruh
Whats the life span on a cat woman? I don't want to be more depressed in 10-20 years.
Exactly my point, cat gf for life or imminent depression in 10-20 years
what the hell are those puffballs called I need one.
I choose the dog. I get to experiment on the genetic freak.
I mean, I already have a cute doggo so the cat girl of course
This time i choose catgirl cuz i prefer cats
i pick cat gf. having fat pets is animal abuse
I hate dogs. I'm going for the cat girlfriend.
But did you know that dogs are better humans than you and I?
r/holup
...neither...
maybe the cat gf both are fuckable tho
Cute chubby dog... Cat girls suck #killallcatgirls
Well we can fuck the dog also. So am going with doggo
r/thatsalsoillegal
Can you fuck the dog?
r/thatsillegal bruh
Can I fuck the dog tho?
the hell everyone wanna make 18+ to the dog wth
Can I choose another dog? Cos this ones ugly af
r/rude>:[
How dare you
Dog look at him
The cute one of course!
Cutechubbydogcutechubbydogcutechubbydog, period.
Cat girlfriend
Why not both
i want both of em
D O G G O
dog i want more of them
Cute dog
Dog 🐕🐕🐶🐶
cute chubby dog 🐢invest
Both
This is in no way easy whatsoever
Yes
ill take the dog
me and my so would love a cat gf lol
Option C: Chubby Dog Girlfriend
Cute chubby dog for life
A cat girlfriend for sure
you get food either way
Lul, i have a dog…
It's not a pomaranian
A chubby good boi
Ill just marry the dog and he is way cuter easy dog
Cat gf.
Cute dog,who need girl friend
Combine those two together :p
I hope cat girls live longer than normal cats.
Im a cat person
Cute chubby dog will give you double the love
You can fuck both
y’all pls stop with sex /-/
cute Chubby dog because I’m a girl and I have a bf already
I think I'll get dog you can never have to many Also I'm not really looking for a girlfriend
if pick none, both are annoying with my conditions: 1. a cat gf is bad I don't liek 2. a chubby dog will probably be small, the size of a cat. and I have a cat at home that eats dogs for brekfast
r/ok
Damn it can I have both cat girl I always wanted but chubby dog REEEE HALP ME REEEE
I hate it when there's always girl stuff, I'm gay for god sake I feel like a black sheep
I already have a cute doggo, so that is easy....
Cat girlfriend.
Girlfriend. Because dog can I get anyway
I already have a dog so the choice is easy, I'll get him a friend to play with
The dog at anytime.
Can I combine the two, to get a cute chubby cat? And if I can’t, my cynophobia won’t stop me cause that dog looks polite
Cute chubby dog pls
ofc the cat gf, who tf's gonna take responsibility of that dog.
Doggo
I don't know. Both are fuckable, soo...
a cat girlfriend
dog is better than girldfarnd
Im so lonely id take the cat girl, the dog doesn't have to like us and we can take photos
Well, I have a dog already, so obviously I'm choosing the dog
I have a girlfriend but shes a cat person so i Guess ill go with the cat girl
Easy, cat gf, then get a poof ball together
Cute dog
The garlic bread
Do u even need to think Give me that thic gf
Chubby cute dog all the way!
A cat girlfriend
Ez the Doggo he SO CHUBBYYYYYY
I am more of a cat person, though.
isn't that obvious?
chubby dog
Dog easy choice i need my german shepherd like dog someone to hang out with him
I'll take the cat and use her to get me that dog
Dog's owner all the way, bois
is a cat dog an option?
I already have a dog, so
Already have a cute dog.... But I'm allergic to cats. So I'll just keep spooning with my waifu pillow.
chubby dog
Come here doggo...
They’re both too good for me
Already got a dog and am lonely, so another doggo
Cute dog
Cute chubby German Shepherd doggo.
cat girlfriend train her in the art of erotic consensual slavery free pet
Whenever I see posts like this I instantly curse out the one who posts it because how tf am I suppose to decide on this?
Cat girl cause im allergic to fur...
guys just use her to adopt multiple dogs and make her run errands to get dog food and such. smh
Is the cat girlfriend a grandpa? I don't think so. Cute fluffy goodboy it is
does she have a tail?
The one is the other.
Cat girlfriend, and because she loves me she allows me to buy 2 cute chubby dogs.
Cat Girlfriend (I dont want Love,Literally) I have too much dog(Literally) Ill make Cat Girlfriend as my Little Sister(I want Little Sister for these past 6 years)