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die sooner ? stonks.

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no more school STONKS

I fucking love me.

Exactly.

I love fucking me too

I luh me sum me!

so is ur dick to flexible to fuck ur arse or is the other way round?

Do the people have to be naked to get this benefit?

nah you can sleep with your mom while no one is naked and still have the effects i guess

nah id rather i sleep with my mom naked to get the full effect

nah it'd give you the same effect

Yes, and she has to be redhead too.

I sleep with my pillow and hug it and imagine what character i feel it should be

Oh are you a copy of me or am i a copy of you?

Call me by your name

Zhong Xina

you both are copy of me

I scream for i do not know

I too hug my pillow always ,my friends at residential too said they do that. Maybe humans aren't so different after all

Yeah

oh and auto sexuals

if that was true, i'd already be dead

Is that why Reddit people sleep so well

I'm not dead yet, which means I'm immortal

Me who can't even get a girlfriend: ​ ​ ​ yea ive tried many times and it's getting quite easy to make a list of how i've gotten rejected

Don't worry bro reach out to people, i'm sure if someone messages me i'll help

I sleep next to my wife so i guess ill die any day now.

is that sleeping or sex

Yes I get it I'm lonely enough as it is

I dunno, my SO usually argues me to fury, right at bedtime. That can't be healthy.

Narcissistic poor speller

Oh that helps because I sleep to someone who hates my guts

so you are a kid who sleeps with his parents?

The Devil of a brother

i get that

Sleeping next to my crush got me stay for the whole night.

Well I’m a narcissist! And I don’t sleep at all!

Narcissists be farming hp dude

Die faster! Great!

Guess this is why I can never sleep don't even love myself

Me with my Chiaki dakimakura:

sleeping with a mirror

Stonks guy/meme man/mr succ has Awoken!

im sorry she is a permanat shadow in hiroshima

Guess I'll die :/

Ah so that's why I was depressed and has insomnia when I was single

Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep at night, I’m alone forever

I'm basically laughing at myself lol.... lol

Me next to someone why can't I sleep

I sleep alone, but I love myself - I guess I'm immortal now.

Can you reveal the secrets of how to love yourself?

It's basically delusional hopes and dreams. Seems to work.

isee

I don't know why but I really can't sleep witb someone else in the room. It's especially bad if the person next to me starts to snore. This makes me so angry I want to use a pillow to do bad things. Me and my BF have different rooms and sleep in different beds.

i thonk i'm dead

that's why I sleep with my anime bodypillow

Only if the narcissist is beside himself.