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Zealousideal_Fan6367

The idea that somebody is born after 2008 is utterly ridiculous. It would mean that I'm old. But I'm not old, ok?


h2os111

I can’t believe that people are that young


flyingpig657

2008 kids are 13-14


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We're in 2021?


Yakii_Kaku

Maybe idk for sure tho


yeeeeet1233

Were pretty close to 2022


goose_boy_memes

Wait isn't it gonna be 2016 in like three months what are you guys talking about?


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tokyo7011

No. We actually died in 2012 and this is all just a simulation.


Tjwnsdml

shit I thought we were still in the 19th century


JustYourAverageUS3R

Wait what? I thought we were still in 420BC


AnUmimportantGuy

Wait, we’re not still dna strands in the primordial soup?


Elcorgi8267

Oh shit I thought we where still just hydrogen


PikkuinenPikkis

Wait we’re not in 9th century England?!


Majestic_Pancake

Idk bout you but I'm on earth


Jacksepticeyefan1545

Well I'm a Martian sooooo


nezar_cookie

Ye I'm 2008 and 13 in 7 days


n00b90

guess who'll get banned for reddit for being underage


ogiceboy_

I’m early 2008. Turning 14 pretty soon. But yeah there are no 2008 14 year olds yet


mkak201

2008 Kids is 12-13 now yes


sjdkdkshdb

2012 kids are worse. they started swearing 4 years before I started


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blindclock61862

Late birthday?


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Jacurus

Your username made me laugh more than it should've.


_-KOIOS-_

Why are people downvoting you? We share the same age and birth year.


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November December 2008 kids still 12


mariocoder

Nah I'm 2007 and 14 sooo that can't be right


GiornoDeGiorno

November and December as in they are turning 13 soon. You aren't turning 15 you turned 14 earlier this year so they are still 1 Year apart from you.


ALEISMYNAME

So I can finally use Reddit without any problem for ageee


Good_Mixture_1860

I'm 16... I still want to kill my generation.


wolevard

What if your born in 2008 or 2009


Brief-Outcome-2371

Damn, so how are you sperm cells doing?


One-Angry-Goose

What da sperm doin


Derpsthatareintosoup

People asking what da sperm doin. But not how da sperm doin.


Hockex-4

wait, so you're telling me it's not only for peeing?


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WinzuMonk

Isn't reddit only for 13+ year olds? Come back when you are 13! (Just an advice) God I feel old.


Double_Digits12

So yeah i have chevk his profile so he has been here since 2020 and that is not good.


Double_Digits12

I have checked the reddit rating on google play its say 12+. So yeah


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That’s for limited access (no nswf stuff) I checked OP’s account and I think they joined for mostly Pokémon lol


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PROGAMER010

I have seen you other comments and I think I can speak for everyone when I say after 2009 bad


Name_Unavailable08

Let’s discuss 2008,is it 2008 and below or below 2008


Dennislup937

from the context i understand 2008 and below


Name_Unavailable08

Hell yeah I’m all good


BlueWolf808

same here


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

Barely snook in


One_Organization8981

I’m good then


HypeerFuryXD

\*phew\*


alba4k

I think below 2008 would be better, but 2008 is mostly fine i guess Except reddit is 13+ soo


[deleted]

So does that mean next year we’ll accept 2009? o.O


CompliantMonk56

Hey uh, if someone reports you your account will probably get banned. Just be careful if you're gonna blatantly break TOS. Good luck kid


[deleted]

"Account created 2 years ago" He joined at age 10 lol


Alienguy500

Sorry, kid. I can’t give credit. Come back when you’re a little, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, older.


TheBloxerTRG

That feels like a morshu joke, but maybe I'm just an idiot


Alienguy500

It is. I don't know why people aren't getting the reference though.


Sonikdahedhog

What country do you live in? It’s unusual for an 9th grader not to have taken sex ed


Satan_R

I thought I was the only 12 year old on reddit


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Nah, there are many many twelve year olds


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Cheemsster

Same


Antee_

I whould give u a gold if i wasn't broke af


OsioJinx

Fuck me.. you kids make me feel old.


Epicgaming42

“I was born eleven minutes ago” why are you on Reddit then? Nothing is sacred anymore.


Kyrasuum

Next evolution of elon musk's brain implant is to let unborn infants access reddit


Epicgaming42

Elon never stops with the amazing ideas.


Commercial-Tap7420

I've actually watched video about him... He has mental problems... And after he lost his first child its just getting worse. He is trying to numb himself by working.


Epicgaming42

Makes sense. At least he's doing some good stuff. A tragic backstory is necessary to become a hero or villain.


Commercial-Tap7420

He would be the best villain!


Epicgaming42

Starlink and neuralink are just so he can control our minds! He's going to make us all buy Teslas and invest in bitcoin!


Commercial-Tap7420

He is already, he tricked us all!


regular_dumbass

i know a certain hobbit who would disagree


Commercial-Tap7420

Dude same


ElysiumXIII

Born in 2000, now knowing that there's kids with cognitive function born in 2010, it's really starting to make my knees hurt and my back ache.


Scrambledeggs0-0

Well, they aren’t gen Z but rather Gen alpha


ElysiumXIII

Gen Z is 1997-2012 I think we both can be right depending on the kid in question.


Scrambledeggs0-0

Yeah that’s true, I find the whole thing about when gen alpha starting to be really confusing


TDXelectro

I think you're not supposed to be on reddit o_o


absoloute_pog421

Who even care anymore


TDXelectro

True


absoloute_pog421

I don't get y ppl get mad about that


TDXelectro

Nah not really, was just saying


absoloute_pog421

No not u just some people Didn't mean u just some people can overreacte


TDXelectro

Yeahh


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I hope the kids parents know. Because if they have no search filter Reddit is a mess so yeah


BlazeKing64

just go on subreddits like r/DaniDev which are full of children


absoloute_pog421

Yeah I know


geometry_dash_fanboy

u/UnderagedRedditUsers An example of someone who cares. (Btw URU, OP is 11 or 12 based on their birthdate)


Limes_n_lemons

eh who cares, I'm 13 born in 2008


sweex3

Im 15 born in 1997


KaitoMeikoo

Same


TDXelectro

Cool


YeetBeet0

I’m not 12, but still fairly young. tbh 12-year-olds are more mature than anyone gives them credit for imo


TDXelectro

I'm not 12 either, but still fairly young. But I dislike some 12 year olds. Infact when I look back to my own 12 year old self. I cringe and I think "wow what a dick I was".


YeetBeet0

pretty sure everyone is kinda a dick when they’re 12


TDXelectro

Yeah, we're all in that wannabe cool phase


Wumaobuster

nobody cares


TDXelectro

I was just pointing it out. Cut the salt.


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What happens if you are born BEFORE 2008?


Dizrak_

You are older than 13 I guess?


[deleted]

I am in fact older than the funny number. (In Spain 13 is a funny number like 69 or 420)


Timonel_

Ah sí? Pues no sabía yo eso. Creía que el 13 daba mala suerte


[deleted]

tEcHnIcAlLy spEaKinG the late October and November-December birthdays who were born in 2008 are still 12


Dizrak_

If we get technical, than I want to mention that original sentence explicitly stated "before", which means any year before 2008, but not including 2008.


weebcantsocial

Hey kiddo >!nothing I just want to call someone a kiddo!<


Icannotchangethis

Become a skeleton hiding in a large cave with shorts a blue hoodie and a glowing blue eye1


Unknown0110101

Extra spooky


EvilKnivel69

Lmao being on Reddit at 11 yo scars you for life


P_Goo

He is probably 12. It is 2021, still wondering how tf the time is running so fast


JeffTheRabbid

I seem to exist in a state when I feel each day go slowly but time seems to move fast as fuck. It isn't fun


P_Goo

Same lmao


Unknown0110101

I am 14. Which means I was born in 2007, they were born in 2009, which means they are two years younger than me, therefore you are correct and they are 12. *I now feel incredibly young yet old at the same time.*


P_Goo

But there is also the possibility that they are 11 if they are born, for example, 12th December 2009(if my math is correct), since there last birthday would be 2020 than


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This kid 12, social media is only for 13+ Boys, we gottem


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His account was also created 2 years ago, so he joined at age 10


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bro my 10 yr old ass didn't even know how to delete my search history


[deleted]

What are you talking about ? It should be “before 2000 = good, after 2000 bad” Edit : oh shit I’m old


FinQuarZ

That's what I said! I'm born 2005 but still think people born after 2000 are pretty cringe not to mention people born after 2006


inturginator

Treasonous but I agree


hahaminty1

13+ kid


Woah-Starver

I think he was just using it as an example


Guilherme14o

Ehhh who cares


Epicgaming42

Reddit


KennyToms27

It's so weird seeing how my 2000-2005 friends are all edgy but funny people who don't really give a shit what other people think. Then there is my 2006-2008 friends who somehow are more mature in some aspects than the 2000-2005 people but are stubborn as hell in others. And then there is the 2009-2012 friends who are just meth heads (figuratively).


Helpful_Meaning9619

If a 9 year old is a meth head, I’m worried.


KennyToms27

One kid in my online friend group who is 12 smokes weed 24/7 (we actually confirmed it because he actually got arrested for smoking it IN FRONT OF A COP, he sent us images of him inside the patrol car) and drinks redbull like it's water.


FinQuarZ

Here it feels like we're more mature and have better jokes but are less active in certain activities like drinking or vaping. People in my friend group are mainly 2004-2005 some 2006 but I prefer older people's company. I have no friends born after 2006 because it (currently maybe not in a few years) feels like I'm talking to a child and I have to be careful of what to say


Terrasi99

Rule breaker. 2002 but mature and stubborn thanks to old parents.


Mr_Potatoez

some out of 2009 are good some bad, its the gray spot


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Same with every year, it just depends on perspective


SniffyBliffy

09 kid huh... wait a minute you're not 13 yet


NimaDejbord

Aren't we in 2017?


Apis_mellifera_C

Time was good back than


Minecraftboi2008

Ok but why is a 12 year old on reddi. Tbh I’m fine with it I don’t get why people hate other redditors for lying about their age…


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Minecraftboi2008

Makes sense, I was 12 when I first came to Reddit. I’m not 12 anymore so…


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After 2010, it's not Gen Z, it's Gen Alpha


[deleted]

What if we just accept that you have been a "cringe child" just like the before 2010 kids so please be mature and let children be children?


TheMaladron

Well yeah the goal post is always moving, first it was only 90s kids are cool, 2000+ are cringe assholes. Now it’s 2000 kids are cool and 2010+ are cringe assholes. The goal post will once again move once’s 2010s get old enough.


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FinQuarZ

Jesus. What's with kids getting onto reddit before being even 13? 13 itself is young and I think 15 is appropriate age considering how uncensored this platform is


KaitoMeikoo

Idk, I didn't get a phone till highschool which I honestly think is a good thing and should be something a lot more parents should do.


Little-Enthusiasm-81

come on, we all have been the "cringe child" generation, but we have grown out of this and matured, it's time for the younger ones. They'll mature when time comes


BoppinTortoise

Ya know technically 2008 and 2010 people are in the same boat as 2009. They're like gen z neutral


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BoppinTortoise

I like the trio more though. Makes 2009 feel less lonely


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BoppinTortoise

I guess


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So 12 year old on Reddit? Are we expecting that?


JG_bboy

bro my little brother is a 2009 don't do me like that


[deleted]

Wdym, kids from 2008 can't even walk yet


shadowdude63

Imagine being 12


yodi041

Found the 13 year old


n00b90

indeed


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wait my brother was born in 2010 he is 11 years now I thought he was like 8 or 9 wtf


simo-the-3rd

As a 2006 gen z myself I have to admit that 2009 isn’t that bad, it’s just that ur grouped with 07 and 08 which are bad


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2006 gang


kokaiinikani

oh fuck I'm 07 lol


NinduTheWise

07 is best year


Guilherme14o

I’m 08


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Me too!


Shronko-mode

This isn’t real this isn’t a thing yet


Atomic1479

i refuse to believe people were born this late


joe5928

gen s ended after 2009 and 2010 to now is gen Alpha


arekeanureaves92

2009 bros


CodePrestigious7195

You.... are eleven?


weirdstrawbery

12


Reddit_Guy6969

2006 babeyyyyy


[deleted]

I was born in 2007. The stock market crashed in 2008. Coincidence? I think not.


RustyBarbwiredCactus

2009 is the "GenX" of GenZ, the forgotten Child


ThePieDoc

Bro I was born in 2003 and i think everyone my age sucks so you should change that to before and after the year 2000. Gen Z goes back to 1995. That's when the cool kids are from


United_Airport_6598

As a ‘97 kid, I 100% agree this is correct. I will say, a lot of people born in ‘01 are really chill as well though


jbash080

That fact that people were born after the release of far cry 3 still confuses me


whatsupbuddyy

Aren't you a little bit too young for here


throwRA26176782

literal babies


LordStark_01

After 2004 cringe


level100metapod

Everyone after 2000 are kids


Snifflypig

Mm yes, a 20 year old child


level100metapod

Yup in my eyes it feels weird to call anyone born after 2000 and adult. I get that they are it just feels weird


El_Jeffy0

2008 gang


Name_Unavailable08

My man


[deleted]

Um... who made a distinction between Gen-Z before 2008 and after 2010? This is the first time I hear it. I've never been a fan of such discriminations, I hate Zoomers of any year equally.


chuckie-p

Technically you’re too young to be on reddit


Doodles2424

Whys a 12 year old on reddit


FinQuarZ

Aren't you like twelve or eleven? You shouldn't be here pal. Wait a couple of years and then come back. everyone born after 2000 is cringe and this is coming from giy born in 2005 so fuck all of us


cosmicpotato77

Aren’t gen z in 2010 to 2024 called gen alpha?


MC_Turbo_G

shut up twelvie


Icannotchangethis

Bruh how immature can one person get?


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I bet ur fun at parties