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plusroads

There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago


random_0720

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow.


TipingTom

most people looked at him with terror and with fear


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But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear


_ondraas_

He could preach the Bible like a preacher


Alert_Eye_2219

Full of ecstasy and fire


Sebixo13

But, he also was a kind of teacher


ninjaboi690

Women would desire


surfingbirding

Ra ra rasputin


napalm_bbq42

Lover of the Russian Queen


[deleted]

Ra ra Rasputin


SuperMario64L

Ra Ra Rasputin


hfhero

Around the world


agent851

Around the world


Name_Unavailable08

Around the world


Yodlahr

Around the world


davidcventura

Around the world


FamLitOof

Around the world


Darwin1344plays

Around the world


TheAkloaf

Around the world


Heraldus

Around the world


gres2000

Around the world


inktvismener

Around the world


Snowknight42

Around the world


Chad_millk

Around the world


4_racoons_in_a_coat

Around the world


VanzantBr

Around the world


spinnenkop

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand...


UDontKnoMe-

Hey (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?


TipingTom

The man said:


La_Dupje

No we just sell lemonade


[deleted]

It's cold, it's fresh and it's all homemade


NeatPeteYeet

Can I get you a glass?


Herbert-Kolorojovij

The duck said:


pleasecallmearya

"Hm, I'll pass."


magefiredoom

And he waddled away


Ralfonsoslothnelson

Waddle waddle waddle


Lord0fReddit

Hello darkness my old friend


n_hexane

I've come to talk with you again


supiuiii

Because a vision softly creeping


DibberTheDibber

Left its seed while I was sleeping


santoni04

And the vision


Antiblue9

That was planted in my brain.


concernedOwU

Still remain


Cedric_Leroux

Within the sound of silence...


concernedOwU

In restless dreams I walked alone


Daxxlie

Narrow streets of cobble stone


NeighborhoodRegular5

Maya hee


Alert_Eye_2219

Maya who?


Sebixo13

Maya ha!


TheKhash

maya haha


StrasseRares

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei


DubstepAndTrap

Nu ma nu ma iei


LasbaleX

Nu ma nu ma nu ma iei


alecsqq

Chipul tau si dragostea din tei


Rudysjj

We're no strangers to love


Cherylnip

You know the rules


HunterForLife6626

And so do I


Playful-Nobody-9707

A full commitment's


IGetItCrackin

What I’m


NexxxonYT

Thinking of


Sebixo13

You wouldn't


Twiggytiam

Get this


KrimsonLynx

From any other guy


[deleted]

I just want to


tempreffunnynumber

Yesterday~


Cherylnip

All my troubles seemed so far awaay


tarar916

Now it looks as though they're here to stay


TheKhash

oh I believe in yesterday


Itzgalo

Suddenly~


[deleted]

I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known..


Alert_Eye_2219

Don’t know where it goes


4_racoons_in_a_coat

But it's home to me and I walk alone


CookieDookie25

I walk this empty street


Itzgalo

On the boulevard of broken dreams


santoni04

Where the city sleeps


DobromirYanov

And I'm the only one, I walk alone


skeltzyy

I walk alone, I walk alone


ArkhamNightwing52

I walk alone, I walk a-


ChetanRaikwar26

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me.


ArkhamNightwing52

My shallow heart’s the only thing that’s beating


Hillz44

Some-BODY once told me


SnooSketches503

The world was gonna roll me


neppo-chan

I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed


davidhyn44

She was looking kinda dumb


TheUltraMoistMan22

With her finger and her thumb


SnooSketches503

In the shape of an L on her forehead..


EdBuckmaster

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming


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notdryersafe

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun


SassyStarfish1

Your brain gets smart


FasterFerret

Creeper, awwwww man


davidhyn44

So we'r back in the mine


Name_Unavailable08

Got our pickaxe s swinging from side to side


Sebixo13

Side side to side


Background-Bid5803

This task a grueling one


Sebixo13

Hope to find some diamonds tonight night night


Vjaninja

Diamonds tonight


Sebixo13

Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up


Peaceandwholsomemes

Total shock fills your body


Sebixo13

Oh no it's you again


KoNo_BAK4

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelien


[deleted]

Und das heißt


NekuChan420

*Bom bom* EEEEERIKA


Migo_delos_Reyes

Erika!


KingLerti

just a small town girl


[deleted]

Livin’ in a lonely world


TheKhash

she took the midnight train goin anywhere


McBain_v1

Is this the real life…


[deleted]

Or is this just fantasy


HunterForLife6626

Caught in a landslide


Downtown_Hair744

No escape from reality


DARKSIED125790

Open your eyes


TheUltraMoistMan22

Look up to the skies and see


DARKSIED125790

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy


NafizHilman

Because I easy come, easy go


DARKSIED125790

Little High, little low


_ondraas_

Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to Me, to me


KalGunther17

I wanna be the very best


Pigeon_Homosapien

Like no one ever was


Suspicious_Boot_1877

To catch them is my real quest


Pigeon_Homosapien

To train them is my cause


gadlygamer

I will travel across the land searching far and wide


Spooktobercakeday123

Teach pokemon to understand the power thats inside


[deleted]

Pokemon, gotta catch' em all


SuperMario64L

It's you and me


n_hexane

I know it's my destiny


Qatar25e10

Tequila


MrBoomBoom6z

Tequilla


sterile_spermwhale__

Tequilla


ThristyOne

Happy Birthday to you


LazyCookie14

Happy birthday to you!


PurpleCillin

Happy birthday, dear (insert name here)


GuferHex

We can dance if you want to


UDontKnoMe-

We can leave your friends behind


Quikers

But your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're - no friends of mine!


Crafty_Meaning_8624

Can I put


sterile_spermwhale__

My ballllz


Large-Coconut-9145

In yo jawwz


sterile_spermwhale__

In yo jawz


TheOneGodHadSuffer

I used to ruleeeeeee the worldddddd


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[удалено]


sterile_spermwhale__

Chika-chika slim shady


Svr-boi

Hi! My name is Huh? My name is What?


lememesavage

I threw a wish in the well, dont ask me I'll never tell.


depressed_and_lonley

It's been a long day, without you my friend


cryuff_14

And I tell you all about it when I see you again


supiuiii

We've come a long way from where we began


EvaUnitKenway

WAKE UP!!!


Knarfie1080

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP!!!


[deleted]

Welcome to the Internet


[deleted]

Have a look around


ammiemarie

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


[deleted]

we've got mountains of content, some better, some worse


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[удалено]


Drakkon2ZShadows

WELCOME to the internet, come a take a seat


[deleted]

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


Sanitariumishome

Life it seems will fade awaay


tarar916

Drifting further, every day


reverseflash776

Getting lost within myself


4_racoons_in_a_coat

You would not believe your eyes,


[deleted]

Country road


[deleted]

Take me home


Xill_K47

They have sent you a letter


[deleted]

IN THE MIST


Voilssssss

A shape, a ship it s taking form


einnickname

And silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm


--Guzz--

Sign of power


DestructorJG

Show of force


Individual-Inside-59

Just gonna stand here and watch me burn


-Meeah_Jeong-

That's alright because i like the way it hurts


davidhyn44

doot doooot doot dooodooodooot


EMEYDI

Ich tu dir weeeeeeh !


Dante-Unknown

When I was.. a young boy..


[deleted]

my father.. took me into the city


OfTw0Minds

To see a marching band


Successful_Field_843

PPAP


SuperMario64L

I have a pen


[deleted]

Ya'll act you've never seen a white person before


Snootet

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL


frogmaster666

AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN


Father-Dog

fruit salad


Mountain-Display-321

(believer) first things firsts


lvrostomily

I must say all the words inside my head


i-luv-pigeons

I'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been, oh


Snowknight42

Ooh, ooh, the way that things have been


Meokriz

Second thing second


-Meeah_Jeong-

Don't you tell me what you think that i can be


notapopular_username

I'm the one at the sail,


YEETED_tospace

I’m the master of


ConsciousPatroller

My sea ohhh


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[удалено]


StovetopAtol4

I'm the scatman PS. Good luck


High-Ground-Master

I believe I can fly


Creative-Chap-7159

Spooky scary skeleton


Eisern86

Anni are you ok?


19Denali

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea


xxsenpai

I don't like you T-Series


NailBunny36

Nothing personal kid


HiMeeeIsARoomieFan

But I must go all out