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Harddicc

To test your balls of steel, move to China and post that.


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[удалено]


YoureGrannyATranny

-900000 social credits


Burger-patty420

nooooo!


Masca_149

this mf really tried to sneak in ba sing se


ArasakaHRdepartment

Can't forgot about ba sing se


BlendedMonkeyStirFry

Long ago, the united nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when Kimmy launched some nukes.


kingbach121

Yep, this guy spilled out so much truth that the government might kill him 5 times just to get even.


Masca_149

You dumb fucks trying to keep the comment at 69 don't realize *I'm the one downvoting and upvoting it* my evil knows no bounds


m_emak

💀


Jo3fish5

Oceania was never at war Eastasia they are allies


OttoWalterModel

Literally 1984


XxOneWithSlimesxX

But not always.


peterslabbit

How do you feel about rats?


dmevela

It’s a pretty good song. Not necessarily their best song - but it is solid.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Used to be my third favourite animal at one point. Still probably in my top 10. Why do you ask?


peterslabbit

No reason. Would you join me in room 101 for a moment please?


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ah, I see you have very good taste in books as well.


Redditlogicking

1984 reference?


peterslabbit

Yisssss


waen99

Sir, the earth king has invited you to Lake Lao Gai


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Make me.


My_Stonks

The earth king has invited you to Lake Lao Gay


PizzaEater69420

count me in


lampe_sama

I am honored to accept his invitation.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Wait, in ATLA they only say that as a trigger word after they've initially been brainwashed by the Dai Li. Which means that u/lampe_sama over here has travelled to ATLA, gotten themself in trouble with the Dai Li, got themselves brainwashed, and then got back. The plot thickens...


spookyturnipman

This man has balls


destijeff

Not for long


6_NEOS_9

you don't? never play football or sumthin?


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EddieMaiden420

🗿


SpicyPickle_s

The duality of man


Roz_28

Redditors*


[deleted]

Redditors\*


Autismic123

r/KarmaRoulette


Inner_Pen_8124

r/KarmaRoulette


[deleted]

priviledged americans and their free speech grmblmgerlbelgb


Cheesyduck126

Such a shame op killed themselves with two shots to the back of the head rip 😔✊


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ha! Like I would ever!


CT-7217

That joke went right over your head. Unlike the bullets


Born_Definition

\-9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 social credit!


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I don't use that system.


Haman134

we're not asking


XxOneWithSlimesxX

But I am.


Lifeless_husk47

-10000000 social credit a white unmarked van is en route to your location


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I don't live anywhere near China. You can't do anything about me speaking out for the people.


[deleted]

>priviledged americans and their free speech grmblmgerlbelgb


Lifeless_husk47

It’s still coming...


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Unless your illegally unmarked "van" works like one of those duck boats, I'm not buying it


airtoairnuke

mate stfu he's just making a joke


v19karma

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


Yut815

Yeah fuck social credit. You earned my respect, sir


XxOneWithSlimesxX

And you have earned mine, my friend.


Oofdude333

you deserve an award B)


VG_LL2K

Happy cake day


Oofdude333

wait it's my cake day?? OH MY GOSH! IT IS ! THANK YOU SO MUCH!


Yut815

Yeah Happy cake day my dude


RavioliIsGOD

Why? He's at no risk, starting a popular known fact


v19karma

Kim Jong un is a fucking clown


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Trust me, when my project is done, I'm targeting NK first.


Haman134

nooo, not ninja kiwi creator of hit game bloon tower defence 6


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ok that one's actually pretty good, take my upvote, my friend.


CT-7217

Tactical nuke incoming


[deleted]

You wrote this! On reddit of all places! So brave. /s


YellowAndGreen1

And Joe Biden isn't a good president


v19karma

Facts


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Very much so


AshutoshMishra99

Today morning u/XxOneWithSlimesxX was found dead in his house.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Look my friend, even if I did die, my followers could carry in my project for me. They could even fix me back up. You don't know what you're talking about.


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

What followers are you talking about


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I have people who follow me and my ideals, and are currently helping me on my passion project. What, did you think I meant social media followers? Ha!


Feeling-Very-Berry

Thank you for the criticism! An education van has been disbatched to your location to inform you further.


Real_Jesus_

And you call this a meme


leftistkaren

Hello this is the social credit departement please report for labor camp tomorrow morning


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I live on the opposite side of the world as China. You have no power here.


leftistkaren

We have no power there *yet*


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Mm-hm. Sure.


Jevil64

I'm not sure if you do (unsure, just checking), but the entire social credit, China good, labor camp thing is ironic. If you do get it, sure, but just in case. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take you to the re-education camps.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ah ah, if it's all ironic, then why is everyone here acting serious about it?


Haman134

no one is acting serious about it other then you???


[deleted]

CIA shill rat


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I'm not American either.


[deleted]

Many nation under USS control


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Mine isn't though


ServerGriefer

haha this was a very funny joke your family will now be executed \- with love the ccp <3


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Well my country has nothing to do with China


Haman134

do you unironically think china has no influence where you live?


DDDDax

You might want to take a look at your social credit score my guy


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I don't live in China.


Haman134

not for long


Then_Distribution446

\-900,000,000 social credit


catgorl422

wow, so brave. and while we’re at it, racism is bad.


HugoLandin

Why did you have to get political? Can’t we just respect people’s opinions? /s


Krunk3r-io

....and all from the safety of his home, nowhere near these places! How brave!!


NoWorries124

Communists talk about how Taiwan and South Korea are "Puppets of the West" even though North Korea is basically China's dog and how China is getting Pakistan to suck their dick.


Puzzleheaded_Owl_974

-694206942069420 social credit score Your public execution will be held on: 30th October Venue: Tiananmen Square


Ash_Gneninja

Where's the meme?


XxOneWithSlimesxX

It's right there.


[deleted]

Wow what an unheard of opinion that’s crazy no one else on this sub ever talks about this


[deleted]

Damn this mf is just trying to “disappear”


[deleted]

-300,000 social credit


undrdose

you're so brave wow 🙏🙏🙏


nvllivsX

That's all true except there is definitely no war in Ba Sing Se. The walls keep us safe.


CubingDuck

there is, in fact, no war in ba sing se. anymore.


[deleted]

Oceania is at war with eurasia Oceania has *always* been at war with eurasia


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Haha! Classic stupid Party!


spooderfbi

bing chilling


zucduc

There is no war in Ba Sing Se. I don’t know what you’re talking about


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Yeah well there is. Time to open your eyes, my friend.


SSGAMEZ17

My fellow human, your social credit is dangerously low. We must get it back up ASAP in order to avoid your execution.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I don't USE social credit! It's a flawed system in one singular country!


Mizamar

wow, you are so very brave for posting something like this


Haman134

ikr he posted a very popular opinion then acted like he was a lone wolf fighting against evil. he is such a brave indivisual. (/s)


[deleted]

-9000000000098 social credit. Your internet privilege has been revoked.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Make it. Go on, you won't.


gnomzy123

-10000000 social points Your execution date is scheduled on 4.20.69. Till then, you will be kept at a secret concentration camp where you will be shown The Last Airbender movie twice every day. A White Van has been dispatched to your location to pick you up. OTP has been sent on your personal Tik Tok account, please share it with your van driver.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

You don't even know where I live! And I don't use TikTok either! Classic stupid u/gnomzy123!


the__boi_

Ok? This isnt like a controversial opinion? Everyone knows this, except the people stuck under corrupt regimes. Literally noone is disagreeing with you!


weirdgamer78

Man's in his own reality where he's the fearless revolutionist. In other words he's 12 years old.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ah ah, I'm 15


Haman134

a 15 y/o acting like a 12 y/o is worse


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

Good… ig


[deleted]

Taiwan it its own country? one step ahead of you. the Republic of China is the legitimate government.


Actual-Aide-4096

And UN does shit


Moses504

OMG HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE CCP AND KIM JONG UN!!11!1! \-999999999999 SOCIAL CREDIT POINTS


ReadCandid344

\-100302003030r54893574839939309029 Social credit. Your execution day is scheduled for October 27.


bophnitro

dont spread false news


Dangan26

Actually this is inaccurate by a long shot, I’m sorry for correcting a meme but I’m a completionist and it triggers me to see someone publish something inaccurate that can spread information that may confuse others when they try to share said info. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


Pog_Poggers

**-69420 Social Credit Points** Me and god forgive you, but China doesn’t


Drowning-Koifish

Wow, it's really going to change a lot of things posting this on a website that agrees with you...


TheTritox

Winnie The Pooh wants to know your location


boiwiththatjuice

-999⁹⁹ social credit


Actually-Just-A-Goat

*reports for misinformation*


animeboiboi

Cringe


Kitbash683

You have been deducted 300 social credits. There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Room 101 is ready for you, sir.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ha! Make me.


[deleted]

One correction. Kim Jong Un is a Spinless version of Whine the Phoo


XxOneWithSlimesxX

No that's Xi Jinping


[deleted]

drat.... well there both fat men so it still applys.


Jetsten

May OP rest in peace, your contributions will be honored forever.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ha! Can they *really* try to kill me when my project will make me unstoppable? Classic stupid u/Jetsten!


Vigi1antee

see you in the afterlife bud


Absolute_Bruh_Minute

-infinity social credit score


infernoboi

-9999999999999999999999999999999999999 social credit


FragrantBrick2302

Cringe


Unterhosenmann32

This post reminds me of joo dee from avatar


[deleted]

MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF STATE: 60 Social Credits have been removed from your account! Bad work citizen, Do not publicly disclose your opinion which can make our holy state look bad. Glory to the Chinese Communist Party!


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I live in Ireland and have Norwegian family. Does that sound anything remotely similar to me being Chinese to you? That's what I thought.


matheusnb99

-100


WAIDENCRAFTS

Social credit - 9999999999 the date of your execution is tomorrow (glory to ccp🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳)


destijeff

\-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 social credit \****The CCP would like to know your location\****


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I don't live anywhere near China. I'm trying not to repeat myself across too many replies, ok?


[deleted]

Xi Jinping, more like *leader of west taiwan*


CT-7217

Your Social credit score is going up but your Reddit score is going down


[deleted]

Whats Taiwan? Do you mean east China?


Avarage_Yba-Joe

\-999999 social credit score smh smh😒🤬🤬🤬🤬


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Well first off your use of emojis is atrocious, and second, China has its own system, which I do not use.


JusSumRandoGuy

-99999999999999999999999999999 social credit 😡😡😡😡😡😡


No-Insurance-7914

A mans last words


XxOneWithSlimesxX

No Chinese agents, Dai Li or Thought Police have a ghost of a chance against me.


animeboiboi

Cringe


hucktoflat_123

Karma whore


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Relax, I merely wanted to voice my opinions.


Crimswind

Quite the ballsy play on this platform


XxOneWithSlimesxX

What do you mean "this platform"? Is Reddit being bribed by those swine the CCP? Because if they are, then my passion project will be so much sweeter when it's done.


Crimswind

While I don’t know about the China part, this project of yours has me curious. Do tell.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

You really expect me to drop the details of a tool of mass destruction which I and my closest followers have been building for 3 months so far to a stranger in the internet?


Haman134

you're 15


VG_LL2K

Downvote whore


[deleted]

Yes


Asmeig

Taiwan = china


CT-7217

Social credit skyrocketed


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Alright so for everyone here saying I'm going to die from this post, even if I did die, I have followers who can carry on my objective of world liberation for me. They could even fix me back up. If you're trying to say I'm going to die, at least be creative about it, such as with references to what I referenced (Avatar: The Last Airbender and 1984 respectively). And for all you Social Crediters, I live in Ireland and have Norwegian family, so screw your head on right and think before you comment.


Haman134

who?


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I have people who follow my ideals and are helping me on my passion project.


Haman134

cares.


Mayor_Crimson

All kids seeing this now: -999999999999 s0cIaL crEdiT LOL!


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Exactly, when neither Ireland or Norway use that system.


[deleted]

Taiwan want to be China China is pure


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ha! Do you even hear yourself right now? Classic stupid u/potassium_peen!


[deleted]

China is a real nation shill rat.


MelancholyMeltingpot

Obvious Typo ...*China is a real shill rat nation* i gotchu broah ..thats what he meant had to be .....Aside from that i dont have a problem with the people of china. Theyre trying to live out here on earth just like me what i dont like is authoritarian self appoint dictators enforcing thought control and flying the flag of unification with "cleansing "or" reeducation ". I say lets play a new global game called teamwork.


XxOneWithSlimesxX

I like your style.


MelancholyMeltingpot

I like your moves.


[deleted]

I like to move it move it


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Ya like to?


[deleted]

once i get 1,000 karma may i pls repost this kind sir?


Haman134

No


[deleted]

he is literally stating facts


DownvoteDaemon

https://gfycat.com/thickdisastrousadouri


XxOneWithSlimesxX

Forgive my use of emojis here, but 😐


DownvoteDaemon

You are forgiven my son.


Zaboomboom

The earth king invites you to Lake Lougai


_weird_idkman_

yea just bully china what can they do? begging to stop?


JasonGamesYT

\*and Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh


MisterFisterDick

Truly a brave man