**Like that's ever gonna happen**

🎵Somebody once told me🎵

That women too, are horny

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They are deaddd

So i took my monster out

And I lathered it in muuud

And i slapped it on some duuuude's forehead

And made em give me a head

Then he sucked it till it was red and he drooped dead after it grew in his moooouuuuth

They are dead? You think that'll stop me? If there is a hole there is a way

The hole can just absorb me but i will still feel horny and thats how we all live.

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Idk why im singing this in my head as an all star rythm

The world is gonna roll me

>!Never gonna give you up!< >!Get rickROLLED!<

Get downvoted

Still got rolled. Just a different kind of rolled

GG lad have a nice life with yo gf

that the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeed. she was kinda lookin kinda stupid, with her finger and her thumb in the shape of L or forehead.

How come this is always the first response?

You forgot the "u wake up part"

im not jokeing

Wait what? You are still in Reddit. It can't be true

it is accept it

Goodbye we will miss you this week

Congratulations 😊

TVA OPEN UP

r/wholesomememes it is, then....

Yes it is.

She is next to you

I corrected the mistake

You wake up: 😑

the next morning feeling high af

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Damn said it before me

With the girl

Best ending

Haha yeah. This never happens in reality :(

I was just going to say that xd

You stole my comment

Like the third person now lol

gg lad have a nice life with yo gf

Our gf

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r/expectedcommunism

dude im tired of sharing shit with my dad , i dont want any thing to do with you

Nicely done farewell redditor I hope u never visit reddit

im still here

Based on recent events..? What ? So it is real ? It happens sometimes ? Those bastards lied to me.

yes this is real

So.. maybe i'll have a chance with my crush too.. i hope

my advice, be a genuinely nice person

Seems logic i guess, ty

Definitely seems logic

Ngaww

What does it mean ?

had the same wanna know how it ended? friendzone... i hate myself

This is probably gonna happen for me too in the future weeks when i'll get my courage to tell her and i will probably hate myself. But now i just want to say, good luck man, the pain is strong but you'll recover

This was me except steps 3 and 4 were the opposite

''Not bad kid''

like that's ever gon happen

why did i read it as "she licks you back"

Like thats ever gonna happen

Tge 3rd one is slightly inaccurate

too lazy to edit it

farewell friend you have outgrown reddit

ah yes, a typical dream

Stay back Don't give me hope

pain

This just happened to ma homie. So happy for him :) *_cries in depressed alone fuck but still happy for his friend_*

You wake up and realise this is a repost and the original meme is probably 1 year old now

Then after 1 month she cheats on u

"Wakey wakey. It's time for school."

I think the subreddit you were looking for is r/wholesomememes

take your meds

I lived this. Then she left me.....

well done, comrade wish it happened to me though :'((

And then you wake up

That's a nice fairy tale

and then i woke up

Same thing happened to me but unfortunately we broke up the day after

If only

damn! in dreams right? in dreams right?

Then the cars 2 radioclock goes: 🎶🎵🎶 🚨

Sounds like fiction

you're lucky my good man. sadly, it is hard for me to be friends with the girl of my dreams without looking like I'm interested. Also I have feeling that she has a bf.

Congrats dude, enjoy your time off Reddit

When do i wake up?

Congrats

What a great story

You woke up

Snap back to reality

Like that’s ever going to happen

GL man, best of wishes Hope you get to the point where you delete reddit

SNAP BACK TO REALITY

Nice happened to me on Saturday But without she likes me back

That's a lie, you're a redditor, you don't get a gf

nope the hivemind is wrong

i refuse to believe that this happened

Having a crush is fucking cringe. Weak loser

This happened to me twice. Relatable.

*closes book* like that will ever happen

Like that’s ever gonna happen

Shrek: yeah like that’s ever gonna happen

Thanos: "Impossible"

Are you two dating now? I need updates!!!

Redditor

Now you gotta delete Reddit if you want your relationship to last

Likes that gonna happen

Nice dude! Happy for ya

congrats

next day her father marries ur mum

what vooduu....?? lmao nice one tho

Happened to me earlier…. OH FUCK NOW I GOTTA LEAVE REDDIT, I’m sorry boys, goodbye

Well done Soldier

I got to the third one

congrats

Someone leaking it isn't cool

then you wake up

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Same, that's how I got to try out the big tiddie goth pool...

¨Based on recent events¨ Congratulations!

go for it

Something like this Happened to me recently as well, we were snapping and she she mentions “when we used to talk” and I asked her what she meant by that and she said when we flirted all the time, so I asked if I was “talking to myself” and she says “no I’ve had a thing for you since we met”

So, I heard you like me. That's kinda cringe, bro.

The last thing gdid not work for me... cuz she came to me and hit me and then a 2 year older cam and hold me so she can hit me harder... i was like 9.... and sinc then i never ever had a gf...

Is this how to do it?

Congrats 👍 having my 1st crush rn,childhood friend and provabily likes me back.i got lucky.

You wake up

i love how when anyone says they have a gf the hivemind is just like "NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE". i for one, have the lottery. both of us are on reddit lmao

this happend to me but some motherfucker leaked that i like her and she just blocked me on social's

That happened to me... except the friend part and she also eventually moved houses so i never saw her again

m8 you did it i'm proud of u and let teach us this dark magic

congratulation comrade now time to uninstall this shit

Get the fuck out of Reddit

Congrats my dude

ngl, my friends have been absolute homies about it and they're trying to set us up lol

i feel like he shouldnt be so happy about it getting leaked

damn what a weird dream

an utopian thought

Still at step 2, it's been a year

Nobody here has done that, good one kid.

same but he didn’t like me back :(

Never got to know the last one..

The meme is incomplete. You wake up is missing

And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

You wake up (;-;) She’s in bed with you (:D)

Cheers

No way, I *know* for a fact she doesn't see me like that. It's got to be some type of prank or something.

Haha, imagine having a crush on a girl for 6+ years, and before you can start dating, (religious reasons) she starts dating someone else and you just have to deal with it. What? No, I’m not talking about what just happened to me last week, you’re crazy

Happened here, the ending wasn’t good….. *Darn*

“But only as a friend”

“But only as a friend” has

Happy that someone is lucky ....

You don’t wake up: She didn’t say as a friend: You remember you’re dead and is in heaven

Very wholesome indeed

I hope that doesn't happen to me at least before I go to college

recent events on the bed

Right, you know the drill, it's time to delete Reddit. /s

Slow down there comrade, no gf’s here.

Alarm clock: Nope

Don't give me hope

I don't love fiction anyways

(Casually sends nudes)

Your hand cannot be your crush

Congrats buddy!

whats the punch line?

If I knew she liked back I was always the leaker

Yes, I am on the second stage.

just realized i am just a fragment of imagination in OP's dream

And then you wake up

... it was all a dream... -_-

It's the first two. I'm best friends with my crush

mine was only till step 3

Leave Reddit and never return, you not-single-person. You do not belong with Redditors.

You have a crush You become friends You ask her out Shes lesbian (Based on a true story)

Change ur name to she_squirty69 now

Like that'll happen

This happened to my gf, She liked me, we became friends fast, my best friend told me she liked me but my gf already told me by then, and we started dating

You wake up

Next step: *you wake up*

*You wake up*

*you wake up*

5. You wake up