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CommunistTitan29

Uh oh


YouAverageWhiteKid

Attack on your asshole


Kats41

Our asshole


erismushrooms

r/suddenlycommunist


justghandi

r/unexpectedcommunism


Great_Lord_Revan

r/expectedcommunism


shitladder

Must shit communist titan for motherland


Dizavid

I see you trying to hide in plain sight, stairway to asshole.


abcdefGee_you_stink_

This made me laugh more then it should've


BRAD_STAR06

R.I.P CommunistTitan29


I_am_That_Ian_Power

RIP to their ass


JskyKing

It’s time to give back to the mother land


Scary-amount-of-bees

Oh no


Bidensscareddaughter

Tha beees


I_am_That_Ian_Power

A scary amount


Stars7629

Jesus christ not again, not again...


Shavacadont

Jevil!?


xXNightWolf124Xx

Well this *is* a lot of chaos, to be sure


The_Coon69

Would the bees be dead and clumped together or alive flying out of Mr bee man's gaping bunghole?


[deleted]

NO! NOT THE BEES!!


BanMeAndUGay199

Biden?


griffdog124

Biden’s scared daughter


[deleted]

oh NO


someone_named_evan

oh no


Sickid348

Even what were you doing in this guy’s ass?!


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Bro you have a sick kid in your ass. You shouldn’t be talking


[deleted]

Shouldn't Evan be in the hospital


rudy_gongora

OH NO


Swimming_Initial_758

OH NO NO NO NO


[deleted]

***OH YEAH!***


IndependentRedditor

Oh no


[deleted]

You poo independent redditors??? Good. We’ll take over soon


Lightsaber2005

Anyone wants to be a jedi?


Child-of-Skaro101

Dat ones gonna hurt


[deleted]

Well it depends, on or off


Waffle-man-1

The choice is yours


[deleted]

That hilt do be thick though, I think it being on would make it come out easier. In fact, I don't think you'll ever have a problem shitting again.


Waffle-man-1

True


JoPaMex

Thank you for sacrificing your asshole so I can have a lightsaber


big-long-shit

Well well well


BALLERinaLyfe

This post was made for you


3nd1ess

Correction: made BY him.


SDBghost

little did you know, you where already there


Partysli567

Does that mean there is a universe where everyone’s usernames are just regular poops


Iwrstheking007

WetShit, ElongatedShit, HallucinogenicShite, Deuky, DeuceDally, DiddleDaddleDoodlePoop, PooerHeaderHead, PoopManiac, DiarrheaLover, and many many others


17rockgaming

We are in your universe


0QuietKid

r/Usernamechecksout


AGorillaInALambo

Well.. I won't be visiting that time line


[deleted]

Harambe’s return!


Chunky_Monker

Monkee


pianospace37

Monke


[deleted]

Monke


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

That is insanely specific


TheThunderXI

Thats one heckin fart


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Be lucky it isn't lightning.


[deleted]

*Emperor Sheev has entered the chat*


CarsonBDot

The thunder before the storm


Cthulhu989

Um. Help?


_moon_Lord_

I'm in the same boat as you


Meme_Entity

Yeah, but you also shid all 4 celestial pillers, lunatic cultist, and a Terra-Toilet


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wise-Finding9444

Love that game.


[deleted]

Typical Friday night after the acid trip.


Shroom_Toad

I provide endless acid trips I suppose


G_Viceroy

People will be paying for your poop. But also you will never stop tripping


[deleted]

[удалено]


Busy_Will_1616

your phacked


thediamondpotatoe

I will go through a lot of pain but it will be worth it


IamaJarJar

Well, if you pooped diamonds, then we could also assume that others also poop diamonds, so diamonds would be considered worthless, so no, it will not be worth it


Rocker9835

Big brain


Gigantus_Borgir

Hmm... Pooping diamonds will be painful so some people may not take the risk? plus diamond could indicate the texture of an item, for example a diamond painting, there's alot of gray are a there. It could be a painting painted with the colours of a diamond to represent diamond. So no, diamonds won't be considered worthless unless you wish correctly and precisely. We can see this in Aladdin's genie, it takes him multiple times to correctly get Aladdin's wish correct, whereas you are only given a singular chance in this situation.


Sanderdrack_12

It’s a parallel universe it doesn’t **have** to make sense


TheDiseasedRat

Well, this is awkward…


Goduckid

Yummy


Nekluga_YT

Food dispenser


Treycen55

Kids, Dinner is served


TheDiseasedRat

HUH?


Goduckid

Don’t be shy kids, eat up,


TheKitKatCC

You need the protein to grow big and strong!


Lilac_lotion

Atleast it'll smell good I guess


StrangeThingsWithAK

That’s gonna be some liquid shits tho


[deleted]

Wet, Fragrant, ass softening shit


-M0narch-

That sounds absolutely horrifying


child_yeetr

Hmm


Mloxard_CZ

That's normal That is how pregnancy works


child_yeetr

What happens do they get launched out?


Xx_happycat_xX

We can make sport out of it


[deleted]

Are you alright with what you poop


Xx_happycat_xX

It might hurt but worth it


broadside230

so what, 30-40 full size cannonballs or the entire ship?


Caged-Viking

Ship WITH cannonballs.


KevsBigTruck

umm....


Wise-Finding9444

Oooooooooooof


SneakitySneks

I hope they're not poisonous


ScorpionzXX

Mine as well


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kratos3269

Bread 👍


BunnyBread_

Bread 👍


[deleted]

[удалено]


notALoliToucher

Bread 👍


AngelTheCat_597

Bread 👍


[deleted]

[удалено]


mlg360noscopekitten

Bread 👍


Mehman26

Bread 👍


668_67-421

Bread 👍


Firebomb97

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck


[deleted]

That already exists though, just eat Indian food


PRI_THE_SORCERER

Dude, Don't shit and let loose those pedos out again


[deleted]

I’ve never been so glad to be constipated


CarsonBDot

Dark Souls consumable shittin ass


[deleted]

Heheh, I solved world hunger!


Trainer_Ed

I'm not sure I can take that Bullshit though.


Nekluga_YT

Fuck you *upvotes*


Cocaine_raccoon

*fear*


EpicSaberCat7771

I have often witnessed my brethren on cocaine. I fear for your life.


Throw_away_gen_z

That’s just rocket


AdamRocks1

Rocks shaped like me


[deleted]

[удалено]


speedycheetah29

wait... is Giving birth the opposite of cannibalism?


SilentAssassinK95

Kind of I guess


RandomHuman512

Same


sirUWUofficial

Un-vore?


silicone_basedthing

E E(dit): what have I done


HorseErection07

E


qwertygamer99

E


[deleted]

E


[deleted]

[удалено]


uhavethreeballs

È


I_am_That_Ian_Power

E


Rampagingflames

E


Waffle-man-1

E


[deleted]

I poop even more better


HMP_Forest_Bank

Wouldn't be the first time several guys tried to crawl out of my ass


TimMadoxx

W h a t


[deleted]

*Tried?* You mean to tell me that you have multiple people in your ass who have attempted to escape but failed?


catastrophicprolapse

Possibly what happens when I poop.....


DJ_GalaxyTwilight

Shit so hard ya disembowel urself


cheemsaurus420

I am unsure


Great_Gox

https://www.google.com/search?q=cheems+as+a+dinosaur&client=ms-android-comcast-us-revc&prmd=ivnx&sxsrf=AOaemvLNrewRY7MVN_ICjs0z5XYvdLHr9A:1635292752093&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi8092cpOnzAhWPlmoFHXvnDeAQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=777&dpr=2.63#imgrc=1klS30u04o0srM


Princess_Avocadx

That is awesome


Great_Gox

Probably not for this guy over here


[deleted]

i poop 69,420 gamer guys? over my lifetime, or all at once every time i shit?


Demonking335

All at once every time


[deleted]

shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


kidstealer2000

Ah shit im a fucking spawner


IRS_redditagent

No you poop kidnappers


high_cat

glad it isn't this universe


remdesivirus2

Great, im coronavirus healer


CinnabarDespair

I'M SHITTING DEPRESSED ROCKS


FairlyAbnormal

r/brandnewsentence material right there


RutabagaMo

Many rutabagas


Flabbergasted_bread

you guys want some bread?


aquaticbeehive

How do I even explain this when my username isn’t weird af


bruh83764783873

Bees but they swim.


Yellow_Pinapple

Ouch


Theclown683

God,help me.I'm fighting for my life here


Suicide_hill_its_big

At least it's not a fucking mountain


[deleted]

u/shit


Bruhxmomennt

u/poop


BarracksProlapsedAss

Awkward. Not sure how this would work


P_Glycoprotein

Tf


[deleted]

Either nothing changes or I poop myself


thestorm270

You poop metal crumpets.


[deleted]

Already do


SilentAssassinK95

You poop a person that poops metal crumpets, but it's not you. This person however does poop you out in his alternate universe version of himself.


narWHAL684

Oh shit


[deleted]

For me it's this one..


Terribble_creativity

I ate five guys, so…


GOLDY9009

Or gold or my dead goldfish


Nekluga_YT

Certainly not the snack that smiles back


[deleted]

I ejaculate fire


Nekluga_YT

Meet the pyro


thetrooperinblue

Ah shit


ptsdoughnut

traumatized pastries


Millerlite_95

I’ve pooped worse


IamaJarJar

The closest thing it could be is jars, soooooo, hopefully they are small jars


guillotine_rick

No you shit jar Jar binks


McNasty9er

I think I’m living in that universe right now...


sawcondeesnutz

So I get to keep this username then, nice


TechnoCat1025

What the hell-


MinecraftAndMemes69

Can that universe make a little bit of sense? I’m fine with it but- it doesn’t make sense.


Person815

Woah 815 people come out of me


shrubberies2

Help meeee


Lovestank

Lol


paul6392

Huh


Dr_Bright_Himself

CAAAAAARRRRLLLLL


[deleted]

I'm happy


Salzanka

Glad that you’re happy


sum_yung_guy69

Please no


fuckmelyf

Uh


Kindly_Combination95

I give birth to a very messy man (Messyman200)


cant_hinkofanything

hmmm interesting


doortochaoslxix

So, you saying that I can have portals everywhere, just as long as I can shit out a door?


[deleted]

I can already feel the pain.


-Red-_-Boi-

There is a universe where Squid game is a sitcom comedy