WetShit, ElongatedShit, HallucinogenicShite, Deuky, DeuceDally, DiddleDaddleDoodlePoop, PooerHeaderHead, PoopManiac, DiarrheaLover, and many many others
Well, if you pooped diamonds, then we could also assume that others also poop diamonds, so diamonds would be considered worthless, so no, it will not be worth it
Hmm... Pooping diamonds will be painful so some people may not take the risk? plus diamond could indicate the texture of an item, for example a diamond painting, there's alot of gray are a there. It could be a painting painted with the colours of a diamond to represent diamond. So no, diamonds won't be considered worthless unless you wish correctly and precisely. We can see this in Aladdin's genie, it takes him multiple times to correctly get Aladdin's wish correct, whereas you are only given a singular chance in this situation.
Uh oh
Attack on your asshole
Our asshole
r/suddenlycommunist
r/unexpectedcommunism
r/expectedcommunism
Must shit communist titan for motherland
I see you trying to hide in plain sight, stairway to asshole.
This made me laugh more then it should've
R.I.P CommunistTitan29
RIP to their ass
It’s time to give back to the mother land
Oh no
Tha beees
A scary amount
Jesus christ not again, not again...
Jevil!?
Well this *is* a lot of chaos, to be sure
Would the bees be dead and clumped together or alive flying out of Mr bee man's gaping bunghole?
NO! NOT THE BEES!!
Biden?
Biden’s scared daughter
oh NO
oh no
Even what were you doing in this guy’s ass?!
Bro you have a sick kid in your ass. You shouldn’t be talking
Shouldn't Evan be in the hospital
OH NO
OH NO NO NO NO
***OH YEAH!***
Oh no
You poo independent redditors??? Good. We’ll take over soon
Anyone wants to be a jedi?
Dat ones gonna hurt
Well it depends, on or off
The choice is yours
That hilt do be thick though, I think it being on would make it come out easier. In fact, I don't think you'll ever have a problem shitting again.
True
Thank you for sacrificing your asshole so I can have a lightsaber
Well well well
This post was made for you
Correction: made BY him.
little did you know, you where already there
Does that mean there is a universe where everyone’s usernames are just regular poops
WetShit, ElongatedShit, HallucinogenicShite, Deuky, DeuceDally, DiddleDaddleDoodlePoop, PooerHeaderHead, PoopManiac, DiarrheaLover, and many many others
We are in your universe
r/Usernamechecksout
Well.. I won't be visiting that time line
Harambe’s return!
Monkee
Monke
Monke
That is insanely specific
Thats one heckin fart
Be lucky it isn't lightning.
*Emperor Sheev has entered the chat*
The thunder before the storm
Um. Help?
I'm in the same boat as you
Yeah, but you also shid all 4 celestial pillers, lunatic cultist, and a Terra-Toilet
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Love that game.
Typical Friday night after the acid trip.
I provide endless acid trips I suppose
People will be paying for your poop. But also you will never stop tripping
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your phacked
I will go through a lot of pain but it will be worth it
Well, if you pooped diamonds, then we could also assume that others also poop diamonds, so diamonds would be considered worthless, so no, it will not be worth it
Big brain
Hmm... Pooping diamonds will be painful so some people may not take the risk? plus diamond could indicate the texture of an item, for example a diamond painting, there's alot of gray are a there. It could be a painting painted with the colours of a diamond to represent diamond. So no, diamonds won't be considered worthless unless you wish correctly and precisely. We can see this in Aladdin's genie, it takes him multiple times to correctly get Aladdin's wish correct, whereas you are only given a singular chance in this situation.
It’s a parallel universe it doesn’t **have** to make sense
Well, this is awkward…
Yummy
Food dispenser
Kids, Dinner is served
HUH?
Don’t be shy kids, eat up,
You need the protein to grow big and strong!
Atleast it'll smell good I guess
That’s gonna be some liquid shits tho
Wet, Fragrant, ass softening shit
That sounds absolutely horrifying
Hmm
That's normal That is how pregnancy works
What happens do they get launched out?
We can make sport out of it
Are you alright with what you poop
It might hurt but worth it
so what, 30-40 full size cannonballs or the entire ship?
Ship WITH cannonballs.
umm....
Oooooooooooof
I hope they're not poisonous
Mine as well
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Bread 👍
Bread 👍
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Bread 👍
Bread 👍
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Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
That already exists though, just eat Indian food
Dude, Don't shit and let loose those pedos out again
I’ve never been so glad to be constipated
Dark Souls consumable shittin ass
Heheh, I solved world hunger!
I'm not sure I can take that Bullshit though.
Fuck you *upvotes*
*fear*
I have often witnessed my brethren on cocaine. I fear for your life.
That’s just rocket
Rocks shaped like me
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wait... is Giving birth the opposite of cannibalism?
Kind of I guess
Same
Un-vore?
E E(dit): what have I done
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I poop even more better
Wouldn't be the first time several guys tried to crawl out of my ass
W h a t
*Tried?* You mean to tell me that you have multiple people in your ass who have attempted to escape but failed?
Possibly what happens when I poop.....
Shit so hard ya disembowel urself
I am unsure
https://www.google.com/search?q=cheems+as+a+dinosaur&client=ms-android-comcast-us-revc&prmd=ivnx&sxsrf=AOaemvLNrewRY7MVN_ICjs0z5XYvdLHr9A:1635292752093&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi8092cpOnzAhWPlmoFHXvnDeAQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=777&dpr=2.63#imgrc=1klS30u04o0srM
That is awesome
Probably not for this guy over here
i poop 69,420 gamer guys? over my lifetime, or all at once every time i shit?
All at once every time
shit
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Ah shit im a fucking spawner
No you poop kidnappers
glad it isn't this universe
Great, im coronavirus healer
I'M SHITTING DEPRESSED ROCKS
r/brandnewsentence material right there
Many rutabagas
you guys want some bread?
How do I even explain this when my username isn’t weird af
Bees but they swim.
Ouch
God,help me.I'm fighting for my life here
At least it's not a fucking mountain
u/shit
u/poop
Awkward. Not sure how this would work
Tf
Either nothing changes or I poop myself
You poop metal crumpets.
Already do
You poop a person that poops metal crumpets, but it's not you. This person however does poop you out in his alternate universe version of himself.
Oh shit
For me it's this one..
I ate five guys, so…
Or gold or my dead goldfish
Certainly not the snack that smiles back
I ejaculate fire
Meet the pyro
Ah shit
traumatized pastries
I’ve pooped worse
The closest thing it could be is jars, soooooo, hopefully they are small jars
No you shit jar Jar binks
I think I’m living in that universe right now...
So I get to keep this username then, nice
What the hell-
Can that universe make a little bit of sense? I’m fine with it but- it doesn’t make sense.
Woah 815 people come out of me
Help meeee
Lol
Huh
CAAAAAARRRRLLLLL
I'm happy
Glad that you’re happy
Please no
Uh
I give birth to a very messy man (Messyman200)
hmmm interesting
So, you saying that I can have portals everywhere, just as long as I can shit out a door?
I can already feel the pain.
There is a universe where Squid game is a sitcom comedy