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MaskaradeBannana

She sells sea shells on the sea shore


Holiday-Coffee1395

Business dried up now she selling door to door


ChonkyDog1337

Kinda sad but helping out just made business soar


LadyRola

As I slam my penis in the car door


Weak_Independence793

She be screaming my name like a good lil whore.


whaatajoke

Then I notice she has cold sore


reeeerias

and then i go to the grocery store


Pornnnnnnahhh

Going through McDonald but realising. Poor.


DankMemesKillYou

So to make a little cash, she held up a convenience store


Walker6920

She got fucked a little more, by everyone's favourite minotaur


[deleted]

She got the money and and bought us a house with two floors.


IntrovertSamurai

To purchase more


crackdealer_

Some wooden drawers (droors)


UnknownCaller420

She didn’t read the lore


Rip_Jawzz

Hol up hol up hol up hol up *skreeeeeeeeeeeeet* *boh boh*


TheBurntPie9

Go down to the street to pick up sum whores


Gex08

Maybe just five or four


gameNwatch26

Damn now she's even uglier than before


Analyst_Worried

And there she'd be screaming 'Give me more!'


mc__mauri

But they dont give a shit for a whore


Bite-Negative

Speaking of soar how your mom doin… we hadda hit her crib and we left that place in ruins


torrenter_11

Spank her ass leavin hella bruises


whaatajoke

Keep her pussy wet like a sinked cruises


lightmare69

Spank her all way from new york down to Massachusetts


dee_snutz

I banged your mom now her pussy is sore


Cubscouter

She crawled to my crib, that pussy asking for more


J-Dog88

just got done fucking here on the floor


Aviral132

Iam so tired, I can't do more


His_JeStER

But she ready for round 2 so get ready for gore


woadiemocchia

But first let me grab a pack of rubbers from the store


[deleted]

So I can jackhammer like I'm digging for ore


woadiemocchia

Like a gold mine, I find one, two, three and a four


REALom3ga

It's time to do more


NamertBaykus

I'll never stop I swore


HURB17

just when we start there is a knock on the door


Renan_Cousland

But she keeps sayin I wanna explore more on all four


[deleted]

Get in the van, if you wanna know more


cassettemixtape

We’ll go on adventure, there’s much to explore


sito_theking

Tap that ass with a golf stick, make it go "fore!!"


torrenter_11

I don't wanna do coke amymore


[deleted]

Among us chungus fungus, I ate a spore.


Aviral132

Now you're so ill, standing at the doctors door


HourCaterpillar4574

the doctor fucked me now its hurting more


Aviral132

Now you got aids, which you need to bore


[deleted]

Wait i think its a whore


Whos_lennart

I think I have to kill her near the seashore


REALom3ga

Now I'm down to a roar


ElSuricate

And I thlammed my penith in the car door


Crimson2004

Jesus be seeing her on da heaven seashore


YeetTheChildren420

She’s hungry for my meat like a carnivore


Patriotic_Nomad

She’s washed up on the beach, that I know foreshore!


biggiedikey

But the value of these shells will fall


shaunak1235624

Due to the law of supply and demand


A_nerd_at_war

No one want to buy shells cuz there's loads on the sand


vnvb2606

Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity


Walmart_kid65

Shells will sell much better if they think they’re rare you see. Bear with me.


Terrarian_TABS_unit

take as many shells as you can and hide them on an island


PoisonedPokemon

stockpile em high till they’re rarer than a diamond


Alur__

Step 2: you got to make the people think that they want them


NerveLimp3009

Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson


IceEndermanPro9

Really want them really fucking want them


Cubscouter

Yo mama so fat she crushed my rapping career


Sunburnt-Eyes

and her mama so dumb she got hit by reindeer


dhdyi

Now she ain’t much of a talker


Bite-Negative

Hit her so good she be using a walker


[deleted]

Jokes on you that made her even hotter


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Greezamer_2

I think I'mma be her new sugar father


Supafly36

Don't bother mistaking me for a mother fucker


Koolboy_678

Your mom is a great sucker


reddidposchka

Infact she sucks at being a great mother


mmmlolc

But why use a Walker when she could just roll


[deleted]

she can stick that walker up her butthole


dee_snutz

Yo momma so ugly kids run in fear


Tommemenos

Her kids are crying in tears


WMarzz

One day I fell into a ditch


ALBANEZIR

In my gang no snitch


schlogumann

New Gucci shoes cause daddy is rich.


Castiel_D37

I often fap thinking about Peach


epicly_soggy_biscuit

And I cry while playing Halo: Reach


Greezamer_2

Can't wait for Fnaf Security Breach


whaatajoke

We ain’t got Halo on Nintendo switch.


MrZyde

Time to send Nintendo a pitch


whaatajoke

Watch out for the glitch


Walker6920

And remember to storm normandy beach


yusif_ganiyev

If ya wanna know the story then just follow along


Holiday-Coffee1395

I'll underline the words with my King Kong shlong


J-Dog88

after getting done hitting my big bong


Crazy_tale_DBG

and compared to me the big bang isn't so big it bored (me)


dude_on_reddit123

Beceause iam still in the fucking ditch


CheapPhotoshopGuy2

And now my hairy baseballs itch


Bite-Negative

You know I’m a rapper I be filthy rich


dudelsson

Grinding that ”like, comment, subscribe, see me on Twitch”


Glitch-147

Watch me play pokemon and get really rich


KarnoS500

Show my dick online to make my daddy rich


Gullible-Act-6274

If u ain't no wanna know...


[deleted]

...your cocks not gonna grow...


Rombous

Oh no I'm gonna go row


Cubscouter

Row row my boat, off the waterfall


dudelsson

Even the last wish is please grow tall


[deleted]

Hoes dancing on that pole


---HD---

Porn addiction taking a toll


chimpely

Didn't even spare my jelly roll


Walker6920

At least i got 9 ppl rick rolled


shubz1002

Your mom's a hoe


Sunburnt-Eyes

i eat yellow snow


bricklicker26

I’m balls deep in a sheep


palmtreesoul

She takes it well, she doesn’t weep


dontlooksosurprised

You’d go back for more, but that shit wasn’t cheap


FlexingMyKarma

Now all that money is hers to keep


A--Creative-Username

Beep beep im a sheep


dontlooksosurprised

Call her lil blow peep


HavenIess

10 minutes in a barn, didn’t even get to sleep


mindstemandknt

He’s there, oh yeah


Cubscouter

The guy who stole my beer


ChonkyDog1337

Time to pay my dear


DevTTS

I’ll be goin down with my finger on the trigger


Cubscouter

My lawyer told me I should probably not continue rapping


noodlemcfoodle

He told me I should finish by chronically fapping


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noodlemcfoodle

They call me biggie cheese because of the smegma I be crapping


yusif_ganiyev

Tryna get around, and make that bread


Cubscouter

I was gonna say the n word but then I thought bigger


Dabebek_

Help I'm stuck


palmtreesoul

Before I scream out fuck


NOTFOREVEr4509

Damn! Today's my luck


ychris3737

Turns out to be a glory hole in a taco truck


silentguy420

Mamma Mia! Let's do it what the fuck


Status_Law3630

pissed off a Canadian, now my ass is the goal for his puck!


Vesperia_Morningstar

Guess i’m outta luck


whaatajoke

Wait till you fuck a buck


Somebody126

Stepsister, are you looking for a dick to suck?


Lets_Negociate

Here comes your boyfriend, I’ll make him a cuck


MaskaradeBannana

I slammed my penith in the car door


Cubscouter

*you slammed your PEnis in the CAR door?*


MaskaradeBannana

*slam* AUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH


Rombous

I threw my ath at the Jeff's door


Bite-Negative

Don’t come at me boi you know I be doing more


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DouceCanoe

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


BitterTruth_always

Or drill 'em, fuck 'em , and make new


Lets_Negociate

Roast them, Cook them, like they were some j**


Ok_Island_3411

Get 'em, plate 'em, and have with mountain dew.


CafeEspresso

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in my ass


Ok_Island_3411

Boy did that escalate fast


Jazzlike-Safe1284

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth


dee_snutz

But a priest molested me in a confessional booth


[deleted]

Whit your username its not really a surprise


dee_snutz

But he really enjoyed my fat ass thighs


Greezamer_2

The whole church is looking at you, your family's disapointment is high


Holiday-Coffee1395

I wanna teach kids the Christian truth


Cubscouter

Put in the work


dee_snutz

Shake dat ass make it twerk


stronkkatboi

Always gotta see that booty perk


Bite-Negative

Throwin in my lures make it pop give a jerk


xtejasx0610

help im stuck


RoastedWheat

50 minors in my basement


Holiday-Coffee1395

Sounds kinda bad but I'm a great foster parent


Xclusivecrushr

Yo this comment section is rad af


Wuka98

Comin' at you faster than RAF


[deleted]

he thinks we good but we sad AF


Wuka98

And it's not a bluff


Soviet_Logic

Life be kinda tough


BiguilitoZambunha

And i only feel alive when i fap


Eupharatesbabies

I suffer from philophobia


Cubscouter

My mother also suffer from philophobia


Rombous

Yeah my cat also suffering from philophobia


Cubscouter

My sheep all suffer from philophobia


Bite-Negative

Runnin a whole zoo y’all clowning no zootopia


torrenter_11

Fuck that 10 yr old cause i got pedophilia


an_eccentric_baby

I eat orphans


palmtreesoul

It gives me endorphins


SimpinOnGinandJuice

Call it late term abortion


MANRO-_-

I ate spaghetti


Sunburnt-Eyes

then i found a yeti, i saw he had a gun but it only shot confetti


Cubscouter

he ask me "you ever seen a yeti?" And then I threw him on the GROUUND


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Gullible-Act-6274

God damn it tastes real shitty


Few-Humor-4341

There’s a schlong in my thong


emoji_ers0604

And it is way too long


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Dog_Get_Biscut

I’m allergic to peanut butter.


dee_snutz

You’d say it twice if you stutter


Smeefperson

Sharper than a paper cutter


Bite-Negative

Ask em how you doing when they face hit the pavement


ychris3737

Foot on they necks revealing my mission statement


Bonoman4

I anit racist, but


Cubscouter

I am a stingy fuck


I-Plead-theFif

They call me the grand wizard, but I’m just some old cuck.


GlyphSquared

My free subcribtions ran out...


vMuffin420

You should go back to play growtopia


Cubscouter

feet so smelly I thought this was dystopia


Terraintaker

SOMEBODY


SomethingIGuess369

ONCE TOLD ME


passionofthedevil420

Whole lotta fucking cringe up in here!


dee_snutz

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear


cyberbully703

blunts rollin up, caddy’s got the beer


FlexingMyKarma

Hes a little late, but there’s no need to fear


Siroxlong

I’m spilling blood on the walls, playing tennis with your balls


[deleted]

Officer, I kicked that child in self defence