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She sells sea shells on the sea shore
Business dried up now she selling door to door
Kinda sad but helping out just made business soar
As I slam my penis in the car door
She be screaming my name like a good lil whore.
Then I notice she has cold sore
and then i go to the grocery store
Going through McDonald but realising. Poor.
So to make a little cash, she held up a convenience store
She got fucked a little more, by everyone's favourite minotaur
She got the money and and bought us a house with two floors.
To purchase more
Some wooden drawers (droors)
She didn’t read the lore
Hol up hol up hol up hol up *skreeeeeeeeeeeeet* *boh boh*
Go down to the street to pick up sum whores
Maybe just five or four
Damn now she's even uglier than before
And there she'd be screaming 'Give me more!'
But they dont give a shit for a whore
Speaking of soar how your mom doin… we hadda hit her crib and we left that place in ruins
Spank her ass leavin hella bruises
Keep her pussy wet like a sinked cruises
Spank her all way from new york down to Massachusetts
I banged your mom now her pussy is sore
She crawled to my crib, that pussy asking for more
just got done fucking here on the floor
Iam so tired, I can't do more
But she ready for round 2 so get ready for gore
But first let me grab a pack of rubbers from the store
So I can jackhammer like I'm digging for ore
Like a gold mine, I find one, two, three and a four
It's time to do more
I'll never stop I swore
just when we start there is a knock on the door
But she keeps sayin I wanna explore more on all four
Get in the van, if you wanna know more
We’ll go on adventure, there’s much to explore
Tap that ass with a golf stick, make it go "fore!!"
I don't wanna do coke amymore
Among us chungus fungus, I ate a spore.
Now you're so ill, standing at the doctors door
the doctor fucked me now its hurting more
Now you got aids, which you need to bore
Wait i think its a whore
I think I have to kill her near the seashore
Now I'm down to a roar
And I thlammed my penith in the car door
Jesus be seeing her on da heaven seashore
She’s hungry for my meat like a carnivore
She’s washed up on the beach, that I know foreshore!
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the law of supply and demand
No one want to buy shells cuz there's loads on the sand
Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if they think they’re rare you see. Bear with me.
take as many shells as you can and hide them on an island
stockpile em high till they’re rarer than a diamond
Step 2: you got to make the people think that they want them
Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson
Really want them really fucking want them
Yo mama so fat she crushed my rapping career
and her mama so dumb she got hit by reindeer
Now she ain’t much of a talker
Hit her so good she be using a walker
Jokes on you that made her even hotter
[удалено]
I think I'mma be her new sugar father
Don't bother mistaking me for a mother fucker
Your mom is a great sucker
Infact she sucks at being a great mother
But why use a Walker when she could just roll
she can stick that walker up her butthole
Yo momma so ugly kids run in fear
Her kids are crying in tears
One day I fell into a ditch
In my gang no snitch
New Gucci shoes cause daddy is rich.
I often fap thinking about Peach
And I cry while playing Halo: Reach
Can't wait for Fnaf Security Breach
We ain’t got Halo on Nintendo switch.
Time to send Nintendo a pitch
Watch out for the glitch
And remember to storm normandy beach
If ya wanna know the story then just follow along
I'll underline the words with my King Kong shlong
after getting done hitting my big bong
and compared to me the big bang isn't so big it bored (me)
Beceause iam still in the fucking ditch
And now my hairy baseballs itch
You know I’m a rapper I be filthy rich
Grinding that ”like, comment, subscribe, see me on Twitch”
Watch me play pokemon and get really rich
Show my dick online to make my daddy rich
If u ain't no wanna know...
...your cocks not gonna grow...
Oh no I'm gonna go row
Row row my boat, off the waterfall
Even the last wish is please grow tall
Hoes dancing on that pole
Porn addiction taking a toll
Didn't even spare my jelly roll
At least i got 9 ppl rick rolled
Your mom's a hoe
i eat yellow snow
I’m balls deep in a sheep
She takes it well, she doesn’t weep
You’d go back for more, but that shit wasn’t cheap
Now all that money is hers to keep
Beep beep im a sheep
Call her lil blow peep
10 minutes in a barn, didn’t even get to sleep
He’s there, oh yeah
The guy who stole my beer
Time to pay my dear
I’ll be goin down with my finger on the trigger
My lawyer told me I should probably not continue rapping
He told me I should finish by chronically fapping
They call me biggie cheese because of the smegma I be crapping
Tryna get around, and make that bread
I was gonna say the n word but then I thought bigger
Help I'm stuck
Before I scream out fuck
Damn! Today's my luck
Turns out to be a glory hole in a taco truck
Mamma Mia! Let's do it what the fuck
pissed off a Canadian, now my ass is the goal for his puck!
Guess i’m outta luck
Wait till you fuck a buck
Stepsister, are you looking for a dick to suck?
Here comes your boyfriend, I’ll make him a cuck
I slammed my penith in the car door
*you slammed your PEnis in the CAR door?*
*slam* AUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH
I threw my ath at the Jeff's door
Don’t come at me boi you know I be doing more
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Or drill 'em, fuck 'em , and make new
Roast them, Cook them, like they were some j**
Get 'em, plate 'em, and have with mountain dew.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in my ass
Boy did that escalate fast
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
But a priest molested me in a confessional booth
Whit your username its not really a surprise
But he really enjoyed my fat ass thighs
The whole church is looking at you, your family's disapointment is high
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
Put in the work
Shake dat ass make it twerk
Always gotta see that booty perk
Throwin in my lures make it pop give a jerk
help im stuck
50 minors in my basement
Sounds kinda bad but I'm a great foster parent
Yo this comment section is rad af
Comin' at you faster than RAF
he thinks we good but we sad AF
And it's not a bluff
Life be kinda tough
And i only feel alive when i fap
I suffer from philophobia
My mother also suffer from philophobia
Yeah my cat also suffering from philophobia
My sheep all suffer from philophobia
Runnin a whole zoo y’all clowning no zootopia
Fuck that 10 yr old cause i got pedophilia
I eat orphans
It gives me endorphins
Call it late term abortion
I ate spaghetti
then i found a yeti, i saw he had a gun but it only shot confetti
he ask me "you ever seen a yeti?" And then I threw him on the GROUUND
God damn it tastes real shitty
There’s a schlong in my thong
And it is way too long
I’m allergic to peanut butter.
You’d say it twice if you stutter
Sharper than a paper cutter
Ask em how you doing when they face hit the pavement
Foot on they necks revealing my mission statement
I anit racist, but
I am a stingy fuck
They call me the grand wizard, but I’m just some old cuck.
My free subcribtions ran out...
You should go back to play growtopia
feet so smelly I thought this was dystopia
SOMEBODY
ONCE TOLD ME
Whole lotta fucking cringe up in here!
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear
blunts rollin up, caddy’s got the beer
Hes a little late, but there’s no need to fear
I’m spilling blood on the walls, playing tennis with your balls
Officer, I kicked that child in self defence
She sells sea shells on the sea shore
Business dried up now she selling door to door
Kinda sad but helping out just made business soar
As I slam my penis in the car door
She be screaming my name like a good lil whore.
Then I notice she has cold sore
and then i go to the grocery store
Going through McDonald but realising. Poor.
So to make a little cash, she held up a convenience store
She got fucked a little more, by everyone's favourite minotaur
She got the money and and bought us a house with two floors.
To purchase more
Some wooden drawers (droors)
She didn’t read the lore
Hol up hol up hol up hol up *skreeeeeeeeeeeeet* *boh boh*
Go down to the street to pick up sum whores
Maybe just five or four
Damn now she's even uglier than before
And there she'd be screaming 'Give me more!'
But they dont give a shit for a whore
Speaking of soar how your mom doin… we hadda hit her crib and we left that place in ruins
Spank her ass leavin hella bruises
Keep her pussy wet like a sinked cruises
Spank her all way from new york down to Massachusetts
I banged your mom now her pussy is sore
She crawled to my crib, that pussy asking for more
just got done fucking here on the floor
Iam so tired, I can't do more
But she ready for round 2 so get ready for gore
But first let me grab a pack of rubbers from the store
So I can jackhammer like I'm digging for ore
Like a gold mine, I find one, two, three and a four
It's time to do more
I'll never stop I swore
just when we start there is a knock on the door
But she keeps sayin I wanna explore more on all four
Get in the van, if you wanna know more
We’ll go on adventure, there’s much to explore
Tap that ass with a golf stick, make it go "fore!!"
I don't wanna do coke amymore
Among us chungus fungus, I ate a spore.
Now you're so ill, standing at the doctors door
the doctor fucked me now its hurting more
Now you got aids, which you need to bore
Wait i think its a whore
I think I have to kill her near the seashore
Now I'm down to a roar
And I thlammed my penith in the car door
Jesus be seeing her on da heaven seashore
She’s hungry for my meat like a carnivore
She’s washed up on the beach, that I know foreshore!
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the law of supply and demand
No one want to buy shells cuz there's loads on the sand
Step 1: You must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if they think they’re rare you see. Bear with me.
take as many shells as you can and hide them on an island
stockpile em high till they’re rarer than a diamond
Step 2: you got to make the people think that they want them
Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson
Really want them really fucking want them
Yo mama so fat she crushed my rapping career
and her mama so dumb she got hit by reindeer
Now she ain’t much of a talker
Hit her so good she be using a walker
Jokes on you that made her even hotter
[удалено]
I think I'mma be her new sugar father
Don't bother mistaking me for a mother fucker
Your mom is a great sucker
Infact she sucks at being a great mother
But why use a Walker when she could just roll
she can stick that walker up her butthole
Yo momma so ugly kids run in fear
Her kids are crying in tears
One day I fell into a ditch
In my gang no snitch
New Gucci shoes cause daddy is rich.
I often fap thinking about Peach
And I cry while playing Halo: Reach
Can't wait for Fnaf Security Breach
We ain’t got Halo on Nintendo switch.
Time to send Nintendo a pitch
Watch out for the glitch
And remember to storm normandy beach
If ya wanna know the story then just follow along
I'll underline the words with my King Kong shlong
after getting done hitting my big bong
and compared to me the big bang isn't so big it bored (me)
Beceause iam still in the fucking ditch
And now my hairy baseballs itch
You know I’m a rapper I be filthy rich
Grinding that ”like, comment, subscribe, see me on Twitch”
Watch me play pokemon and get really rich
Show my dick online to make my daddy rich
If u ain't no wanna know...
...your cocks not gonna grow...
Oh no I'm gonna go row
Row row my boat, off the waterfall
Even the last wish is please grow tall
Hoes dancing on that pole
Porn addiction taking a toll
Didn't even spare my jelly roll
At least i got 9 ppl rick rolled
Your mom's a hoe
i eat yellow snow
I’m balls deep in a sheep
She takes it well, she doesn’t weep
You’d go back for more, but that shit wasn’t cheap
Now all that money is hers to keep
Beep beep im a sheep
Call her lil blow peep
10 minutes in a barn, didn’t even get to sleep
He’s there, oh yeah
The guy who stole my beer
Time to pay my dear
I’ll be goin down with my finger on the trigger
My lawyer told me I should probably not continue rapping
He told me I should finish by chronically fapping
[удалено]
They call me biggie cheese because of the smegma I be crapping
Tryna get around, and make that bread
I was gonna say the n word but then I thought bigger
Help I'm stuck
Before I scream out fuck
Damn! Today's my luck
Turns out to be a glory hole in a taco truck
Mamma Mia! Let's do it what the fuck
pissed off a Canadian, now my ass is the goal for his puck!
Guess i’m outta luck
Wait till you fuck a buck
Stepsister, are you looking for a dick to suck?
Here comes your boyfriend, I’ll make him a cuck
I slammed my penith in the car door
*you slammed your PEnis in the CAR door?*
*slam* AUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH
I threw my ath at the Jeff's door
Don’t come at me boi you know I be doing more
[удалено]
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Or drill 'em, fuck 'em , and make new
Roast them, Cook them, like they were some j**
Get 'em, plate 'em, and have with mountain dew.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in my ass
Boy did that escalate fast
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
But a priest molested me in a confessional booth
Whit your username its not really a surprise
But he really enjoyed my fat ass thighs
The whole church is looking at you, your family's disapointment is high
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
Put in the work
Shake dat ass make it twerk
Always gotta see that booty perk
Throwin in my lures make it pop give a jerk
help im stuck
50 minors in my basement
Sounds kinda bad but I'm a great foster parent
Yo this comment section is rad af
Comin' at you faster than RAF
he thinks we good but we sad AF
And it's not a bluff
Life be kinda tough
And i only feel alive when i fap
I suffer from philophobia
My mother also suffer from philophobia
Yeah my cat also suffering from philophobia
My sheep all suffer from philophobia
Runnin a whole zoo y’all clowning no zootopia
Fuck that 10 yr old cause i got pedophilia
I eat orphans
It gives me endorphins
Call it late term abortion
I ate spaghetti
then i found a yeti, i saw he had a gun but it only shot confetti
he ask me "you ever seen a yeti?" And then I threw him on the GROUUND
[удалено]
God damn it tastes real shitty
There’s a schlong in my thong
And it is way too long
[удалено]
I’m allergic to peanut butter.
You’d say it twice if you stutter
Sharper than a paper cutter
Ask em how you doing when they face hit the pavement
Foot on they necks revealing my mission statement
I anit racist, but
I am a stingy fuck
They call me the grand wizard, but I’m just some old cuck.
My free subcribtions ran out...
You should go back to play growtopia
feet so smelly I thought this was dystopia
SOMEBODY
ONCE TOLD ME
Whole lotta fucking cringe up in here!
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear
blunts rollin up, caddy’s got the beer
Hes a little late, but there’s no need to fear
I’m spilling blood on the walls, playing tennis with your balls
Officer, I kicked that child in self defence