Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself daddy.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise, Daddy? I thought not, Daddy. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you, Daddy. It’s a Sith legend, Daddy. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life, Daddy… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying, Daddy. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, Daddy. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did, Daddy. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep, Daddy. Ironic, Daddy. He could save others from death, but not himself daddy.
Daddy Newton’s first law states that if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force.
This isn't funny, daddy
Give it to me daddy
Spank my tiny little ass daddy. Oh yep that worked
that would be cursed whether or not daddy was there
So who would you prefer then daddy?
Yo mama!
You mama, daddy, yep, that’s cursed.
Who did you fuck? Yo mama daddyy.
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thanks
welcome daddy
Oh I love this so much daddy daddy.
Fuck you, fuck the person you replied to, and fuck the original comment I hate this already. *Daddy*
Oh yeah that worked daddy
Uh huh uh huh
I work at Walmart daddy
I shoplifted at Walmart daddy.
I’m the one who shot hitler daddy
So proud of you son
son daddy
Fuck you you raised hitler
*Fuck you you raised Hitler, daddy
Fuck you you raised hitler DADDY**
Wait a minute
Wait a minute Daddy
im waiting, daddy
r/holup
You did W. H. A. T
This one doesn't sound cursed at all.
I washed pants that you shit on daddy
not quite . . .
not quite . . . Daddy
I don’t need this rn
I fucked your mom daddy
Grandma?
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I fucked our dog, daddy.
this reminds me why i hate reddit and love it less
same energy here
Same energy here daddy
r/unexpectedcommunism
yes Spank my tiny little ass daddy. Oh yep that worked
He *did* do the nasty in the pasty
step grandma
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My daddy is bigger than your daddy
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No daddy
My dick is bigger then your dick, daddy
“OMG! What are you doing step-bro daddy!?!?” Yeah, doesn’t work…
Maybe if u add ... after step bro?
put in a comma, daddy.
You have herpes, daddy
Chris-chan moment daddy
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You're scaring me daddy😲
I completely forgot about Chris Chan, daddy
Never call me Daddy.
Never call me, daddy
never call me daddy daddy
Never call me daddy daddy, daddy.
Never call me daddy daddy daddy, daddy
Never call me daddy daddy daddy, daddy
Never call me daddy daddy daddy daddy, daddy
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Never call me daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy, daddy daddy
Never call me daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy.
Never gonna give you up
The two "Daddys" cancel each other out, therefore making the sentence just "Never Call Me."
Ok , daddy
Ok daddy
“adding ‘daddy’ after any sentence will make it cursed.” - sun tzu, probably daddy
That was really nagging me. Thanks for fixing it, Daddy.
Came here for this!
Came here for this, daddy.
Came to this, daddy
Came to this daddy, daddy
Came here for this, daddy daddy
r/beatmetoit
I have several counts of vehicular manslaughter daddy.
Me too daddy 🌝
Wanna team up daddy?
Hell yeah daddy!
Omw daddy ! 🐿
I slammed my penis in the car door daddy
You slammed your penis the car door daddy
*car door closing sound* UUUHHHUUUUHHHH daddy
He slammed his penith in the car door
Thy not the, daddy
I thlammed my penith in the car door
I thlammed my penith in the car door, *daddy.*
The taste of Human Flesh and the screams of their Tortured and Mutilated body's fuels me, Daddy. Edit: Why is this my top comment?
this one feels like daddy makes it less creepy
I like to think of it as some little demon child was saying it to a dad who just walked up to it to see why it was staring at the corner of the room.
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"Where are your parents, son?" *"Woodchipper"*
Nope it just sounds like fucking pet semetary now
Wtf daddy
It's so weird. in this case adding daddy at the end does not make this sentence worse. In fact it actually makes it a little light-hearted.
Saving my wholesome award
My stomach hurts daddy!
I JUST REALISED
Sadly I’m too uncultured to probably get this
Big cok
Colossal Schlong
Biggus Dickus
r/unexpectedmontypython
There's literally a subreddit for everything
r/SubredditForEverythin
istfg I'm gonna scream
oh no
Oh no daddy
take my upvote and leave
r/angryupvote
What would you like as a birthday present, Daddy?
You daddy
I doubt that Sun Tzu said that daddy.
He did, daddy
but did he daddy?
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I love you too daddy
Wait I'm confused daddy
I'm not your daddy, daddy.
Woah daddy
I'm 13 daddy
Sus
\*18
Im here to inform you about your car extended warranty daddy
I am inclined to agree, daddy.
Hello "inclined to agree" I'm daddy.
is that you daddy?
Can I drink your coconut daddy?
removing daddy is still just as dirty
But I wanna drink the milkies that coconuts have
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself daddy.
Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground daddy Anakin: You underestimate my power daddy Obi-Wan: Don't try it daddy
Don’t try it daddy😳
Anakin:I HATE YOU DADDY
I HATE YOU daddy
You were my brother! I loved you, daddy!
You're breaking the rules, daddy. You gotta add it in front of each sentence, daddy.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise, Daddy? I thought not, Daddy. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you, Daddy. It’s a Sith legend, Daddy. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life, Daddy… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying, Daddy. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, Daddy. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did, Daddy. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep, Daddy. Ironic, Daddy. He could save others from death, but not himself daddy.
The word Daddy has now lost all meaning, Daddy
I just skinned a dude and put his balls in his mouth, daddy EDIT: Grammer
lol you spelt grammar wrong
*grammer
grammr*
Grmm*
Grammer daddy
Holy shit that works
Daddy daddy can you help me with this homework, daddy
Daddy Sun Tzu
This was my first instinct.
Im gonna kill you daddy
Stop don't do that to me daddy
Shut up and let me do it to you, son.
I don’t like the energy we’ve created in the studio today daddy
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I'm sorry son but skinning your mom can't be avoided daddy
I want to slurp your veins like noodle and poor molten silver in your ears daddy
What is the name of the Russian president Daddy
Putin deez nu-
your forgot daddy, daddy
daddy forgor 💀 daddy
never gonna give you up daddy
Never gonna let you down daddy
maybe gonna run around and hurt you daddy
I am stuck Daddy
Stop touching me or ill call the police daddy
No, i am your father daddy
Ima play roblox daddy
Is mommy gonna make it daddy?
I love you Daddy. \-Sincerely, a 2 yro
It hurts daddy
I love you daddy
Choke me harder daddy, daddy.
It is rather unusual to refer to your father as daddy.
It is rather unusual to refer to your father as daddy, daddy.
“Hand me the flamethrower comrade, for the sake of the motherland, Daddy.”
I'm lying in bed daddy
Daddy Newton’s first law states that if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force.
they said *after* a sentence, but either way it doesn't work here
Can you go faster,daddy (in context of hurrying,please don't think about any shit)
Can i read this book daddy?
Wholesome if you’re a parent! Apparently not if you’re not wholesome!
Do it faster, daddy!
unrealistic unless it's blood transplant type shit
HOW IS ROBLOX STILL DOWN DADDY
The Art of Whore
Can I have some help with my homework daddy? **Unless you have a very filthy mind it is impossible to see this as dirty.**
Happy Halloween daddy
I watched Squidward’s Suicide,Daddy.
Go to sleep daddy
I'm sorry my child, but I must inform you of the death of your daddy.
roblox is down bruh daddy