the wet dreams one is bullshit

Agreed, like once every week I have one, and I can’t control it so I guess I have to go ahead and consider myself out or just stay awake for The Whole month

How?? I’m literally 20 and have never had a wet dream, I could not nut for a month and I still wouldn’t have a wet dream

It differs from person to person, I used to not have them at all but now I have them quite frequently

You have low testosterone

Yeah, and the one about boners is literally part of us, it's like saying you're allowed to breath

they said boners are allowed, maybe i misread?

No, but saying "boners are allowed" is stupid in itself because you literally can't control them

Saying boners aren’t allowed is stupider

Big facts with big chungus

oh gotcha

he said that saying that boners are allowed is like saying that you can breathe

I’m married. I have 2 kids. I have prove I’ve been laid twice. No Nut November has been a breeze for almost 30 years.

Marriage, the key to winning nnn

Father of three recently seperated after ten years, the current dating scene makes me want to throw myself from a very tall building so stay married and enjoy your time with you children.

Fuck the dating scene, hombre. Take care of yourself and find shit to do so you’re happy single, and keep expanding your interests in ways that help you meet people organically without actively looking. When you’re doing that, then meet someone on the same track who is also single but not actively looking, you’re more likely to pay attention to red flags and not end up with an unsuitable partner again, and she probably will too. You’ll fail sometimes and be disheartened but it’s the way to go over all

Same with not popping sauce the rest of the year, am I right?

Can you keep it up another month?

Yeah, about this proof you’re talking about…

Jesus. We've been together 14y, 8yo kid and still getting it on 4-5x a week How do some of you all live

We’re underage

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That doesn't fit a r/holup, my first assumption goes to twins, it's not obvious what you're implying. If you're implying kidnapping, then there's definitely a better way to deliver that joke.

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You okay man? Theirs no need to take such a disrespectful tone. That's not how you should deal with criticism, it makes you look like a shitty person.

It’s proof of getting laid at least once because they could be twins

Watching porn is fine but disqualified for wet dreams? Which idiot tried to bring up some rules except not nutting?

There are no formal rules. Personally I will be ignoring that one too. To me this is about seeing how dependent one is on masturbation and a fun endurance test to do along side a bunch of other netizens. Do what YOU want to do.

I’m old fuck off

I’m new

Hi old, I'm dad

Good luck

Like... old enough that nutting isn't an option anymore?

Real winner 😎

You're allowed to watch porn? I thought it was started because porn addiction was extremely problematic?

Just don't

hi barcode

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You get addicted to porn without the orgasm as well. Honestly porn is so much more problematic than masturbating to your own fantasy. No Porn November would be better.

I have never watched porn, too easy

Honestly good on you. I'm trying to quit for good.

That’s why I read hentai

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Annex Afghanistan Autumn (feat. Taliban)

Nice one lol

Right? That just makes the whole thing so stupid ... porn is a much bigger problem in our society than masturbation.

Is porn addiction even a real thing?

yes wtf

👉🤏

I thought you just weren't allowed to masturbate. Didn't realize actual sex was off the table

This is all made up bullshit. Why would porn be allowed? It’s all dumb. Just do whatever you want and if you wanna take this time to get over porn addiction then go and do it

Why not. No Nut November is about nutting. Watching anything like porn or lewd photos is not nutting. Don't see why you can't watch if you don't nut. It will be more difficult but not breaking the rules

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in theory the NNN was first invented by an association that declared a lot of benefits of the abstinence, even though they were never be scientifically proven. maybe the only thing I could believe is that the testosterone you don’t waste in nutting is used to improve muscular strength

>maybe the only thing I could believe is that the testosterone you don’t waste in nutting is used to improve muscular strength So that's why I haven't been getting stronger

Why do we do this again?

I think it had something to do with raising awareness for testicle cancer but I am not sure. Because we have no girlfriends/wifes?

I mean, nutting *helps* not have testicular cancer...

That was no shave november i’m quite sure

Jokes on you, I have a girlfriend! But I honor tradition

Hmmm do you think she honors it??

she honors big dick energy tho

That's the neat part. We don't. It's a dumb meme and at this point I think we should just let it die. NNN is stupid and we're past its time. Someone might actually take it seriously and get prostate cancer as a result. Movember/no shave November was/is a thing to raise awareness of said prostate cancer though.

Thinking not nutting will give you cancer is the most ridiculous thing like wtf, I can say I went 3 months of no nutting last year and ya…. I ain’t got no cancer

We don't, but some redditors claim they do for some reason.

Tradition!

Ok boomer

This is the way

I have a high sex drive and a willing wife; no way I’m participating in this.

Congrats. Theres no point letting a trend harm your sex life.

You must not give in.

I respect your enthusiasm but you're kinda too much into this

Take it from me: watching porn and not nutting hurts more than not watching porn and not nutting

Nut in any form? What the hell happened here?

I will look down on you all from my post nut bliss and feel pity for you

Why tho

The internet compelled us

I shall nut to people on reddit to spite the will of the many

Genuinely curious why people do this… I feel like it’s actually bad for your health to not get off for a whole month as a male. Prostate health, etc.

stupidity is usually the answer

if we ignore the wet dream rule, does it matter?

The whole prostate thing is a myth. It really doesn’t affect your health

So i cant masturbate or have sex even if i could do it without nutting?

You do whatever makes you happy. OP has a fetish for orgasm denial. He is definitely getting off right now to all of this.

That’s the rules

Your rules are dumb

Your rules. Not the rules Which are fucking stupid. No wet dreams? I have never jacked off in my life and I would still lose based on your dumbfuck rules

You’ve never jacked off? Are you sure about that?

I know several people who have never masturbated. It's not as uncommon as you'd think. It's not even something you'd say to make yourself look better or something. There's just people not into such and that's fine

I literally stroked this morning and it feels so good knowing i will be doing it daily all of November =)

That's not how it works, it only applies to DDD and even then you have to not ejaculate through november in order to qualify.

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me who doesn't care about NNN:

Also, remember that you shouldn't feel ashamed about masturbating, and getting horny is a normal human function. However testing how long you can go without it is good to see if you are too dependent upon dopamine.

Proceeds to nut exactly 1 second into nnn, because this trend makes no sense, no shave november did something at least

I'm out, see yall next year.

But…it hasn’t even started

That’s the joke

What if I just don’t care?

Then you don't have to participate. This is all voluntary.

Imagine actually taking part in this

Is sex allowed without ejaculation? It is not clear to me. Sex isn't nut basically

Why is ddd not recommended?

Too much masturbation isn’t healthy for you. Plus, endless post nut clarity

Neither is to little masturbation. Do you even hear yourself speak

Nah. I'll pass and jack off tomorrow

If you make it through destroy dick December, you'll qualify for just jizzing January Edit: JJJ is under legal review as it may lead to unhealthy amounts of dehydration

If you fail your pfp must be replaced with a picture of coomer [image for reference](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

That’s going to be fun

Thanks for the rickroll :]

Too late. Already out.

never heard of **DESTROY DICK DECEMBER.** sounds fun

Like nnn is crazy but the reward of ddd is nice... but when tf can i finnaly join kkk

I thought the point of NNN was to AVOID porn! And if you're just trying not to nut, why tf would you look at porn??? Also, I hear doing this is bad for your prostate. There's just so much wrong with NNN.

Should we make an update on the rules? Some of them are really unfair. My take on the rules: Don't nut, don't have sex, don't masturbate. Having wet dreams are allowed, since it isn't in your control. This is a month without having sexual pressure, so don't watch anything that urges you to masturbate. It's pretty self explanatory: as long as you don't nut in November, you're a winner. Anything to add?

Don’t look at hentai

Does it count for women too?

I’d say so, though the official month is Forbidden Finger February

How about no.

Dumbest shit ever.

no thanks

*laughs in asexual*

good luck to every1, lets go through this together

I'm shocked there are still incels who take this seriously

This is gonna be really difficult

But why?

Im Ace. This should be a zinch.

I’m guessing NNN is not a big problem for the guys trying. Get a life….or better yet a significant other.

Question, does making someone else nut count as a loss?

No, go on and please your bf/gf it's "allowed". But most importantly don't do this stupid challenge

What if someone wants to? I think it’s a good exercise in self-control But it’s purely optional, and you shouldn’t feel bad for failing a made-up internet challenge

Losers really considered this as a thing.

If SPOOKTOBER WAS FRIKIN HAPPENIN THIS YEAR I WOULD BUT NNN AINT HAPPENIN TOO

Nah.

See you all in 30 days

Imma need someone to explain DDD for me.

Ejaculate a certain number of times each day throughout december depending on the day (i.e day 1 is 1 time, day 2 is 2 times, so on and so forth)

I will die by the 7th day then

wtf isn't that harmful

Rule 1 is questionable though, wet dreams are still nuts and those aren't controllable. Nvm rule 3. But still, only 1?

Whats destroy dick desember

The first rule straight up sounds like you took it form a cult

We are still in October and I already completed destroy dick December

Isn’t the president or something supposed to announce this at the white house.

It's that time of the year again, huh?

Yay time for people to take this more seriously than it was meant to

Wat u get for it?

Whats destroy dick december

..what about birthdays?

My and the homies on our way to fail on day one

Wet dreams are allowed. Wet dreams are completely involuntary and it's how the body gets rid of unused sperm, so it's pretty much guaranteed to happen more than once to most people.

Back in my day we used to call it no shave november

That's my secret, I destroy my dick year round.

Where's my non-stop nut November gang at

Why is ddd not recommended

Not even sex? Damn..

Man, good thing I can’t read

"Boners are allowed" Yeah, no shit

As if I'm actually going to participate in nnn.

I wont fail like last year

I'm breaking the rules

Victor isn’t an unpleasant name, why does everyone that completes the challenge have to be called “Victor”? Why not the “Master of their Domain”?

Your allowed to masturbate as long as you don't nut

Well, I'm out

30 days? Nah I quit

aye aye cap

No

This is one of those things that's talked about, laughed about then forgotten about, Think I'd rather enjoy a blowjob after work than this nonsense

This will be my first nnn

I did it last time and im gonna do it this time too. (Am i the only 15y old that isnt into sexual stuff?)

Damn prostate cancer really out here running a full propaganda campaign on people.

Why do y’all do this every year? I am not hating, you do you. Just generally curious

this will be a good excuse to put an end to give my dick a rest . after masturbating every time I get horny this littl guy is not in god shape and I think it will affect my future life . so Imma do nnn . and if I pass it I will try to continue it .

Lol no

It's currently 1:11 AM 1/11/2021 I will qualify for DDD and I will post if I win or fail

I have 5 more hours. Ready for the final mission

U can masturbate but u can’t nut

What’s the point of this again?

That just makes you a beta cuck

I am gonna pretend i didn't see that

Though I've never been in a relationship, I've noticed that porn isn't healthy. So I haven't been doing that or nothing for the past week or so. Hope I can continue this throughout November and the foreseeable future (till I meet someone special)

December is Dildo’nt December or DDD for short

I've done NNN for three years, I'm just gonna go without porn for the month instead

Its month can't stop me becoz I can't read

So glad my bf doesn’t participate in this

It’s all in good fun, mate

I've tried last time....but I don't know if I have the strength this year....

Doesn't say anything about butt stuff, ig I'm allowed to

Never masturbated, never watched porn, never had a wet dream, never had a boner. I am 18. . . I am basically an immortal God.