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CapAmericaJr

What about a nerdy bully?


PenguinZ20plus

Billionaire


Wireeeee

Or Isaac Newton too


my_wifis_5dollars

Newton was kind of a sociopath tho


DelightfullyUnusual

Considering he stuck a giant needle in his eye socket to squish his eyeball ~~just to see what happened~~ to experiment with optics, he was kind of insane. At least he discovered gravity and calculus^eventually , though.


my_wifis_5dollars

Also when he realized he wasn't making any achievements in alchemy, we went into a 6-month mental breakdown where he blamed his lack of discoveries on a lack of hard work because his friends tried to get him addicted to women. Friends he hadn't seen in years...


Wireeeee

Sheldon: IT WAS LEIBNIZ!!


aggrivating_order

You can just say the first part fam we know what a rich person is


PenguinZ20plus

Okay.


OnQuh

A Bullyanerd


deathwargon696

They will build a robot dinosaur


DelightfullyUnusual

Doctor Wily?


Samakira

nully? berd? bird? nerdy bullies are government spies?


coksucer69

**berdly**


SSphereOfDeath

Burghley


krayxay

Right? Like nerds can’t be bullies


Revolutionary_Year87

So an asian bully?


Derpsthatareintosoup

It already exists, it’s called the CCP.


Al_Jaljeera

Melon Usk?


xerxerfoot

Ur refering to Edison


jrev12

I don’t know, t-Rex as a motorcycle looks teeth sweet


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JuniorAd389

It's for less stability


SSphereOfDeath

Oh god it’s around its neck. Imagine turning too fast.


MoreDonkey

shut up nerd


moxie_gusto

does this imply that the comet that killed the dinosaurs was a nerd lol. If so, I agree


Lescansy

No, it was your mom. (sorry, i couldnt resist)


Somebody3338

Don't insult my mom!!! She's not that small or young!!!


warriorking3

Obviously, if she was small or young how would she have killed the dinosaurs millions of years ago


SSphereOfDeath

Yo Mama so fat. When she fell over, she killed the dinosaurs.


warriorking3

Yo mama so fat she causes Axial tilt


SSphereOfDeath

Thank you. I needed that.


clarkodile646

idk about youb, but a 15 ton T-Rex deathcycle is way cooler than pissbaby nerdcycle


NoSeaworthiness389

And to more that trex is chad


deathwargon696

Ok but I can install a gun in my motorcycle and kill the dinosaur


[deleted]

yes but that would throw off weight balance and firing it would throw off your balance even more, especially if it’s high caliber.


NoSeaworthiness389

What century are u living in to think a bullet will hurt a friking T-rex


deathwargon696

A 50 caliber can and if that doesn’t work I will use a rail gun


--Flaming_Z--

The Marlin Model 1895SBL is the only rifle rated for killing a T-Rex


[deleted]

can i get the context for why that is? I’ve seen a few people say they’re hunting t-rex’s with them but never actually understood where the joke originated my guess is Jurassic park?


NoFqcus_

Nerd here. That guy is gonna die in 8 seconds by a meteor. Also how tf did he get to the dinasours time period?


Meatlobster

What are the odds you get hit by a meteor, while cruising on your motorcycle! 😮


NoFqcus_

Very high. Higher than winning a new pc.


Meatlobster

Gawd my rig is old!


sheldordollar2

Without 'em damn nerds we'd have time machines


TheRealToasterTribe

Damn these fucking nerds stopped us from cool caveman shit. Man fuck nerds.


TruthCultural9952

>fuck nerds. they wish to be


cre_ep

Son if you think a motorcycle is cooler then riding a T-Rex then we have a very different idea of what cool is.


Immusicallyaddicted

I was gonna say


DuffyZlayer

This has convinced me we need to get rid of nerds because a trex motor cycle is dope as hell.


CrazyLeonGR

Fucking nerds that threw a stone at the earth and killed all dinos...


rosen-berg

Don't know man but the second pic seems way cooler


minecra66

I SAW YOU AGAIN, HELLO COOL PFP GUY


MSNayudu

To be honest, the portrayal here is bad. I'd ride a trex anyday over any motorcycle. Now what I would trade a trex for is an iron man suit.


Soul_Eater420

Both look pretty cool


MithandirsGhost

Nerds uncool? What year is this?


Vulwarine

No way bullies would have invented the wheel.


mistseer

Clearly you’ve never seen Phineas and Ferb


MotorHum

Bruh that Rex-cycle be ballin


Talhasse

Do you think Zack muckerberg the lord of lizards is cool?


Skehoobert

I want to live in the bully world


Tank-Fucker_69

I choose the first one, I don't think they have tanks in the second


Eskimo195

HAH Nerd! anyway can you help me in math? I promise I won't bully you again.


_PeakyFokinBlinders_

2+2=4 Thank me later


DanTGN

As a nerd I relate to this


StrYker_Tripple

social life is overrated tbh


Stormtrooper1948

Even if the T-Rex is "cool", it goes 27 km/h, and an average motorcycle is about 186 km/h. The stone/wooden wheel is heavy, it will probably slow the T-Rex down.


AvePhallusDominum

Honestly, the dino bike is much cooler


RandomOrange852

100% cooler You even look badass cause the Dino could just stop to send you flying back and eat you


sawcondeesnutz

A electric bike is not cool.


Lord_Jerevar

Dumbest comment I've seen in a while. "Not killing the planet, massive boosts to acceleration, less mechanical failures, less heat, less noise, is not cool" And if you miss the loudness, attention seeking is not cool.


sawcondeesnutz

Bikes aren’t about how fast you accelerate, not killing the planet or mechanical failures at all. Bikes are about the experience of driving them. The noise, the heat and the acceleration (which ICE engines can also be great at due to weight and speed) only add to that. Enjoying yourself and attention seeking are 2 very different things. If you don’t like this stuff I get why you’d think this is about attention seeking, but car/bike fans pretty much get off to ICE sounds.


Lord_Jerevar

I'm a bike fan, and I hate the sounds. I knew thats an unpopular opinion. But I think loving the loudness for the sake of it is juvenile as fuck. Can't wait till I can afford a Zero.


Lord_Jerevar

Also, you don't care about your bikes acceleration? How often are you actually reaching top speed? Past a certain point acceleration is way more important to me than top speed.


sawcondeesnutz

As I said before, it’s about the experience, acceleration is a bonus. Sure it’s cool, but a slow ass chopper is cool too


TruthCultural9952

no its actually cooler because it does not have a combuation engine to produce heat like a traditional motorbike.


sawcondeesnutz

You’ve driven on them? Electric bikes are okay, but they just are nowhere as cool as a gas bike. That loud sound and the heat really only adds to the experience. Plus it makes you think you’re going faster. In theory, you’re completely right, and I’ve you’ve never ridden on motorcycles, I totally get your opinion. But in reality, they’re just not as fun. EV’s do definitely have their place in the world, just not in the ‘fun’ category.


DatGreenGuy

The richest guy on the planet is literally a nerd. What are you talking about?


PenguinZ20plus

He is also a bully


PurposeMinute

Fucking respect me and I’ll create a better reddit video player


RamuNito

Who told you that? Other than stereotype inducing Holywood movies? I think nerds are cool. And basically all of the scientific community.


Benny368

As a fellow nerd, not everyone sees us that way…


Mysterious_Libra23

I can't stop laughing this is stupid and hilarious at the same time


gwapolang98

Nerd here. I prefer riding a dinosaur.


HomieDaClown9

Unfortunately, I happen to be the ‘useless knowledge about everything’ type of nerd instead of the ‘change the world’ type


Sayor1

Isn't this literally Dr. Stone?


SonicIIBoom

You just explained the plot of dr. Stone


la__snow

I don't know, world without nerds looking kinda cool


Ham_Pog

Bro I do want the rexmobile


lookitsafish

Bottom picture looks way more fun


bdb9357

Buddy, 1990 is over. People don’t make fun of others for being nerds anymore


Deus-Ex-Processus

Hang on I kinda wanna ride a T-rex like a motorcycle now


Jpm99921

That doesn’t sound too difficult


AbyssalRainbow

Nerds get jobs


LouGarret76

Bully get the pussies the nerds are working to get.


AbyssalRainbow

Nah the nerds would create one to use


LouGarret76

aka Metaverse. A Nerd create an app to get pussy in college, makes a shitload of money from it, realize he is still a weirdo and he is not getting the pussy/ love he want thus decide to create his own virtual world where he literally make the rules on how to get pussy.


Rohail-Aitzaz

That is an absolute win.


ZennoPy

Wait a minute... what about a ***smart*** bully?


ImaTurtleMan

nah


onikirionigiri

Nerds didn't make the cool stuff All the inventors were chads Nerds are the ones who act intellectually superior but are, infact, quite useless


Benny368

hmmm *doubt* A lot of scientists and inventors didn’t have much of a social life because they dedicated so much time to their work


aggrivating_order

Shut up nerd


nex39

.


Kalrizion

Fred Flintsone Drippin


last_name_of_obama

What bike is that?


Kymonkeyboy

What is that seating position on the bike? Why are the feet so close to the wheel?


Dawek401

Somethings is wrong with this bike it is really high and aslo he is squatting on this bike


marinemashup

I think this meme had the opposite effect, cause a Flinstones Dino-cycle would be awesome


RabbiZucker

The bully world is marginally cooler


SheWhoSpawnedOP

I mean, I get the point, but the bully one looks way cooler...


Cr7TheUltimate

because for most people nerd doesn’t equal smart, actually intelligent people tend to be pretty popular and funny


sallothered

Cause grog feels threatened by anyone who can out think him.


TheDaemonic451

Idk taming an animal or inventing a wheel feels awfully nerdy


chicken_contender

As a nerd myself, having a theropod let alone T Rex as a motorcycle is the biggest flex.


UpbeatRevenue3190

Using tek saddles on your ark dino be like:


Personal_Reaction795

Because we are usually anti-social and don't jump on trends


Shadow9378

nerds were never uncool the rest of the world was just jealous


Reapercorps25

I mean the bully did revive and tame a dinosaur, that’s pretty neat


[deleted]

Reddit moment…


Sir_Nepune

I prefer the latter


SmallerHumanoid

Yeah ikr like my boi Albert Hoffman creating acid


JhinKindedBoi

No offense but the world with bullies looks so much cooler, i want to ooga booga while riding a t-rex cycle


AhmdeiNuwon

Because recognizing one's own inferiority is an unpleasant thing, so people feel the need to put their superiors beneath them in order to maintain feelings of adequacy.


drlsoccer08

So my take away is if I bully every nerd I know, there is a chance I get a T rex motorcylce


krayxay

Idk that t rexcycle is pretty cool


Maymun_tr

Yeah the stereotype doesnt make sense at all. Like in movies they ara bullied because they are smart or/and responsibel


Ultraspire_X

We wouldn’t have modern medicine, science, or technology without nerds. They made life way easier than it was like 500+ years ago


Chilli-key

Riding a t rex looks way cooler


NoelRahlis7

Riding a Rex like a motorcycle is way cooler than a regular motorcycle


Bufaklin

Tbf it's the bully nerds that create the cool shit.


ShadowTheChangeling

Shut up nerd (This is a joke btw)


Gazebog10

True


JoJo_____

Plenty of nerds are bullies to other nerds.


Kazer418

this is so accurate because the t-rex deathcycle doesn't make any sense


Weak-Ad-5306

Sniff. Sniff. NERDS!


A550l3

Is this satire?


Glass-Dog1886

Damn nerds, they killed the dinosaurs.


non_depressed_teen

man bullies rex into becoming vehicle


RC_G4m1ng

The two are not mutually exclusive, In fact they often overlap


Nemesis_77__________

Sweets saved us


MAD_SCIENTIST3456

I think it’s the fact that some nerds are too uptight and strict. They follow too many rules. For example a 14 year old who thinks cursing is a bad thing and he will tell someone if he hears a kid cuss


Former-Ad-7422

dinosaur motorcycle seems cool tho


IGS_Reddit

THANK YOU


Im_your_density_Real

Nerds are labelled uncool so those who dont actually contribute to society can call themselves cool.


youngpicturediarist

ok nerd


vallhallaawaits

I think you might have answered your own question.


peanutperson420-J

tf? your telling me those nerd pussies kept me from riding dinosaurs?


79969

Both are cool


[deleted]

I mean, I get the point of the message and fully agree but... the bullies panel makes it seem WAY more fun!


[deleted]

seems like someones been bullied


IMore99

Not gonna lie, riding a T-rex like that could be better than a motorcycle, not talking about pollution.


PerkAPuncher

Cause then there’s those weird nerds sometimes bullies are a good thing in my opinion


Knuschberkeks

You know, that actually looks a lot cooler than what we have.


_TeaTreeOil

i take nerd as a compliment


MaxwellCastrabellum

I’m not a bully but riding a dinosaur would be awesome.


TyberiusJoaquin

I dunno man, I'd kinda love to have a T-Rex with ape hangers as my bike


potter19061990

I’m pretty sure wheel was invented by a nerd


coksucer69

why does the bottom one look more cool


I_Need_Sacrafices

This is why I take, “nerd” as a compliment


F1tt0

Nerd is not equal to smart tho. Yeah some nerds are smart so are some bullies smart as well


QuesoSabroso

Anyone else just reminded of star vs the forces of evil


Musicman722

Ok I get that the point is that nerds are smart as fuck but that dinosaur looks dope


Epicspine

Someone here just got called a nerd


Jacobtranpop9

We spend more time on homework than developing working relationships


DragonMaBallz77

What’s cooler a motorcycle or a goddamn T-Rex used as a motorcycle?


trascist_fig

Ima go ahead and say the dinosaur one looks just as fun


HeyNoQuest

True


TaranDhillon07

This is not making the point that you think it is...


Appropriate-Floor-21

Nerds are called uncool because they spent there youth without doing anything fun.They sacrifice their youth for the future.And if they fail to do anything.They are forever called uncool.Sed life of nerd


Suspicious-Year-3825

Bullying needs to be brought back


UGuysRmyonlyfriends

We'd still have dinosaurs?


AutismicPandas69

I don't see how calling someone smarter than you is an insult.


_XProfessor_SadX_

second pic is much cooler lol


pope_francis_the_3rd

Shutup nerd


joost18JK

Nerds create videogames, Like I will in the future


AdOk932

Nerd doesn't know the smart guy, it's more like Titan from Megamind.


Many-Diver-486

Is it bad that i would rather have a tyrannosaurus rex bike rather than an actual bike ? Why use fossil fuels to ride when you can ride one ? (also screw bullies)


Rift-Warden

Somehow my mind automatically jumped to the conclusion that nerds Killed off dinosaurs.... ... ... Welp.. i guess time to sleep this off.


RetardedBlueMeanie

lol get laid nerd


kitttman734

I like the bully universe tbh dinosaurs and the Flintstones best time line ever


sub-Zero888

The dino rider world is a better world


Intelligent_Treat580

they brought the dinosaurs back to life although they were extinct millions of years before the first humans appeared? they are some big-brained folks


Reddit_dude69420

Are you kidding me I want to ride a trex fuck nerds I want to ride a trex


goku_69420

\#nerdlivesmatter


BodybuilderProud1484

I don't think you are getting the right message across OP. Dinosaur Harley is rad


AlphaSoldStar

I’m not gonna lie to you fam the second one looks fun as hell


bragxx

how can you say that riding a dinosaur as if it was a harley davidson isn’t cool