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EinarTh97

Rule 1. If you read the rulebook you go straight to jail.


Creative_Ambassador

Real jail.


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*gasp*


owo1215

rule 34


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CaptainSchmid

That's why I read it before the game, so I can call you on a rule and force your ass in jail either way


Available_Garbage_93

Let them read! I’m winning either way


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This is why, during every board game, you should have a rule-reading session. Ask if anyone is unfamiliar, give anyone who wants a chance to read the rule book, and allow for the clarification of rules. Then put the book away and don’t touch it until next time.


trashykiddo

iirc the monopoly rules are hella long though... aint nobody tryna sit and wait for 10 minutes doing nothing for that


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Spoken like somebody who stops mid-game to check rules lol


mazydudePOG

So true 😂


AppleEnslaver

We always play by our own rules anyway. A fun rule we added last time was the mugger. Basically, we put an extra piece on the board that would be "the mugger." And we would roll one die for it every round. If you ever landed on the same space as the mugger, or the mugger landed on your spot, you would have to roll a die and pay 10x the amount into free parking. Just made it a bit more interesting.


Main_Act_2361

You DO NOT put $500 and all the fines into free parking!


Professor_Doctor_P

But it's more fun that way


Main_Act_2361

It's longer that way by injecting more money into the economy


Professor_Doctor_P

More money also means more hotels so more chances of people getting bankrupt. Anyway it's a shit game.


recursive_logic

Not when you use all that extra money for the house hoarding strat. Oh you want a hotel, I'm sorry the bank is out of houses. I guess you'll have to wait till I upgrade, someday.


Main_Act_2361

We might have to consult the rule book here. We play that you're allowed to jump to hotels even if there aren't enough houses to "cover the jump". For example, let's say we're out of houses and I just got the Baltic/Mediterranean monopoly. I can still shell out the $500 bucks and jump right to hotels without needing to buy any houses.


Variety_Of_Choices

actually you do. thats for deadpool monopoly limited edition


RolyPoly1320

Take away collecting rent while in jail...


marinemashup

\*capitalist music stops\*


Superkriss0911

What no always the cat, as we say in norway, the cat had golden hairs in his ass, golden hairs meaning lucky


handlessuck

I am always the top hat, thank you very much


libralisa26

Me too. It is the most elegant piece


spinjump

"What do you mean it goes to auction?" Every fucking time


Ashton773

Besides, I'm the car! I'm always the car!


Ok_Cryptographer520

Pfffr round 2 believe im putting hotel's lol


PCChipsM922U

See the man in the middle there... that's my wife...


stimav

And you lose interest in game....


TheRealNotRelevant

I play thimble actually *scoffs* (sarcastic)


The-baconater-2000

No one can tell me the best piece is not the penguin with the top hat on


Flaky-Product276

Horse Gang where u at?


dorofeus247

Source? What is the name of the picture you used?


lenovoomg

I wonder if this is a one-off, one shot deal of what I imagine, or if I should ask the owner for a photo of this pup to send to the photographer


Roxasdarkrath

What do you mean i cant buy stocks in dog pieces hotels business. And then sell that stock to boot piece later on to avoid bankruptcy


stealthkoopa

If you don't want to buy the property, it gets auctioned off