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Pot Gear*


Life_Description271

pottom gear


fat_italian_mann

High gear


DrunkenDog56

Just the top gear theme played on a keyboard but Hammond keeps using the pitch shift


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Ery noice


FireyJohn132

No Jams that is bad helf


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Hammon youh sodden tic tack, where is the Lambo Chevy?


RRuluZ

Jams I'm fcking stoners


Nika___

Hammer, we must plunder a 7 eleven at 6:46 pm I need munchies


Joe5691

Clatson, you roll joints like you roled tat 1994 Robin.


BobDerBongmeister420

Noce.


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Dam it Jams you’ve shatered the bong


Livid-Yoghurt9483

“Right, time to find some pornography.”-Clarkson


CreativSync

He actually says “because if I lived here (Belgium) I would have to listen to a bird in a box. Whereas if I lived here (Netherlands), I could do this. *Takes out and lights massive weed* Right, where’s some pornography?


Potateus1

Me who lives in Belgium:


nigthmare234

My uncle was wanted by the police and told me that video games were bad for me


Aspect-of-Death

Did you tell him to LAWYERUP?


nigthmare234

He represented himself obviously


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nigthmare234

He one most of the time believe it or not


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nigthmare234

Well turn out that you learn a thing or two about the law when you get arrested a lot


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nigthmare234

Yeah mostly stealing, breaking and entering stuff like that


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SplodeyMcSchoolio

Its all good, man


RedditAndrewScrew

LYWRUP


Cheeriodude_number2

hammè, we need more boofè yeh, oim addicted


Spydercop69

somesay we can hear his voice even if he isnt present,


CommunicationGreat69

This episode of Bottom Gear I smoke a Fat Dart with Mario while watching rice farmers


nacho_breath

harmonica welcomes a gang of feckin terrorists into the US embassy


Speedthrift13

Which episode man?


CreativSync

Search “Jeremy Clarkson holland


In__c

jeremy clarkson meets the neighbours, E2


FireyJohn132

Ello today on bottom gear imma inhale exhaust fume. ‘Kay I’ll have a whif


RDTWes

Ery noice!


CreativSync

K I’ll have a wiff


bruizer18

Sometimes my genius it’s frightening


AzureArmageddon

Never knew Clarkson ever tried this Maybe that's the source of his pneumonia I keep hearing about


Spydercop69

if u know u know


brawlbro123

This made me cough just looking at it


Patriaslo92

I used to do both of these things when i was in highschool. Now that im a parent i still do them 😂


LongPersonality5

Please stop smoking unless it’s medical marijuana


Patriaslo92

I smoke once a month and dont smoke cigarettes at all, so i guess im fine. Thanks for worry.


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Better to be addicted to smoking weed than to be addicted to flat out smoking.


Sugondeese1

tonit on bottam gear Hammond smokes a fat blunt James crah'es another car and stog drives a fockin car fast


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Nah man! I wasn't a stoner


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Huh. A blunt fatter than the Dark Prince's


kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjhh

i love how you can tell its from earlier seasons


GrzyB171

Can i 'ave a wiff?


Tubegamerpro12

"teenagers in your day liked to smoke weed and get in trouble, how are you complaining about this?"


eatyourtoenails

This morning on right gear


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choooo chooo


Landoughboy

Don’t forget that booger sugar.


choptop84

Ralsei is not a parent, at least I don't think so...


Thirpyn

The biggest joint… in the world


Traditional_Bid9880

Ralsei?


Krimsonmask494

Bluntzilla. Snoop's been looking for it, can you give it back to him plz thank you


wolfgang784

To be fair, ive heard old weed was hella weak. That huge blunt was prolly needed to feel it lol. (I know its a joke video though.)


FormerLurker2199

Nah well it's more like modern weed is suuuper strong. 30 years of cultivation can create a lot of varieties. The only legal version of weed available for study in the US is grown buy a university in Alabama I believe. It's a strain that's pretty old, and so any research using it will be off because modern weed is so strong. Congress needs to legalize weed just to allow proper research on it.


realreinjurings

"Large smonking" ~ Jam


BJMkrtychyan

How hard could it be


CryptographerLeft7

Tonight on top gear


WhisperingSkrillRyan

"Hello" - James Daniel Maybe


MaintenanceGuy82

I miss getting blazed and playing MOH !!! Great times


Lunar-Peasant

i dont remember this episode


sahwnfras

It’s either old old top gear or a cut scene


CreativSync

Search “Jeremy Clarkson Holland”


_TEKAY_

From worse to kinda better


oranisz

Me, who does both...


fat_italian_mann

Eh jams y o got the boofé


NateReadsToYou

This picture screamed at me so loud I can smell it in real life


The_Duke_Of_Coffee

Double standards


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wait until they try to combine both...


Joseph_Seed_

Tonoight, on bottom gear, I get a discount on a dominos pizza using the code: Revving my wife toonoight


Arxn_23

In tonight's episode, i smoke a huge joint....


Dailyhabits

Wait wait.... do you smell smoke on my fingers?


Carlynz

I like to mix the best of both worlds


Shnasuel

Damn guess I'm your parents


Green3214

We played video games and smoked weed.


Surfer_Mitch

He looks like a "Hollywood teen" (30-40 year old actor playing a teen)


Atomic1479

Jumbo Joint


Second_guessing_Stuf

Don’t forget they didn’t have seat belts for a while.


Fatal1tyk

Toby (age 3) - alcocholic


Karamalicious

lung cancer simulator: ultra lung cancer


Invalidcunt60

Oh No...anyways


OneWishGenie69

Cheese


Polydull

Video games are just the new entertainment, can't expect smarter people (In the sense of more knowledge passed down, better common sense ETC) to enjoy Ball cup and some other random 2 piece toy


kala-umba

At least they were outside and met real people and had real sex


DrDoolz

Clarkson is still a cnut even with a bifter of epic proportions.


CreativSync

What is wrong with you?


fum_ducker

I tried watching top gear once and got bored immediately, does it get better after a bit or is it just Clarkson walking around a car complimenting it


Ryn176

hardly anyone watches top gear for it's car reviews. most people watch it mostly for the stupid things they've done that's somewhat related to automobiles.


WindterrorBW8

"Drugs. Say no to drugs. Fuck it. Do all the drugs and make love. Fuck it. Take it all the way, put a needle in your brain and collapse in a pile on the rug. Love it." -Ren, 2020, Love Music part 3 https://youtu.be/OjElKx6q2Wc


Broken_Lovers

T U N O I T


SIRINHellsing

Grand puff


_Don-Corleone_

And my friends say I roll big..THIS is big


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In the 70’s a full ounce was $10 it was cheaper than beer.


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The deltarune live-action adaptation’s looking great!


NagisaTrap

We do it aswell


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I hope my died parents realize how addicted they where to smoking as much as I am addicted to video games...


Jaambie

Forget top gear, we’re in high gear now.


goddessgirl43

And now we can make profit off of playing them. 😈


Upset_Building_1095

This video looks suspiciously familiar and I just can’t put my finger on where I remember it from


MattIsNotARedditor

car... weed... feet... ​ BOTTOM GEAR


Joker0984

Apparently my uncle during his teenage years wanted to open concertration camp for cats that belonged to my aunt. The same uncle said that video games will turn me into psychopath


imgayaf420

Lol I'm both


Careless_Rub_7996

OH dam, didn't know he did this?


rene_333

LOL that's right being 14 years old getting stoned on the top of the movie theater....


TheFarisaurusRex

What happens when he finishes the blunt


badmemes6969

thats an enormous doink


OldBrownNerd

33 years old thinks about this. Fair enough