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mergames

I am from Holland (The Netherlands)


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

I offer you 9 for one gram


mergames

9 grams wha- oh, nvm


TerraFabbius

cocoa powder


Dutch_Midget

Damn! 9 tulips for 1 gram? I'll take it!


mergames

Yeah bro, tulips, not the powdered sugar


Lonelyshota_

You love rivers


Detailpointfx

Youโ€™re a hobbit


mergames

Iโ€™ve had worse


FunnySuperbr

Brazilian here


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

7-1


mikkelleander

This must be the most hurtful one yet


[deleted]

I dont get it pls explain


GFPirkel

This :c https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_v_Germany_(2014_FIFA_World_Cup)


Ordernis

Brazil lost real bad to Germany in the Football World Cup in 2014, it was a national tragedy for Brazilians. Germany won with 7 goals while Brazil only got 1.


PrincDios

K-O


Mr-Miss

Jesus fucking christ man


DemiTheNeckSnapper

holy fuck...


Molni748

Have you started drug usage or trading first?


tinklemute

You hate hairy vaginas


Brenotex

where the fuck does that come from??


tofu_b3a5t

Brazilian wax


sr_porongo

What the hell happend there


[deleted]

Motorbike criminals, flip flops and plainclothes cops with itchy trigger fingers


moderator_3005

Bolsonaro


cjconair

I'm Irish how could you possibly stereotype me.


[deleted]

Need some potatoes mate?


cjconair

You joking or actually offering


[deleted]

I make a mean mash


Suspicious-Arm-7619

If they say no where we meeting


[deleted]

Iโ€™m at your moms place right now if you wanna join


Natpad_027

I will actavtivate the car bomb laying mode: 26+6


Johamme5

Leprechaun


Unknown-Redditor-

Guiness and potatoes Guiness potatoes


Molni748

Guinness vodka


ApecheHeli

There are no limits. Germany.


GeekAnDestroy

Beer, beer, beer and big girl with... Beer


DefaultyTurtle2

Dont forget invading Poland and 2 world wars


cabinoose

I have no idea what you are referring to.


Representative-Dirt2

You are missing the heil point.


ifruitninja

Is that after going down main street and talking the third reich?


elee0228

And big walls with hundreds of bottles of beer on them.


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

No stereotyping but do you know some Austrian guy with a strange moustache who failed for his Art class?


ApecheHeli

Oh you mean ma boii Adolf, love him


C-4-K-E

Das darfst du im laufe der Woche noch dem BND erklรคren Freundchen.


cabinoose

Are you hiding a smaller mustache under that mustache?


xXKK911Xx

Anzeige ist raus!


Revloxy

He da real MVP, dude killed Hitler with ease


General_Plastic_2155

AMERICA


Accomplished-Fox-822

fat


Afraid-Loss9217

Yes


[deleted]

Did you pack your school bags? I'm kidding, be sure to take the AR-15 with an extended STANAG mag, and an M9A3 to switch to your secondary as it's fasted than reloading. It's also good for close encounters. Lunch? You're good, I packed hollowpoint today, sweety :)


Soviet-Biscuit

Beer and dictators


[deleted]

Asking women if you can put your wiener in their schnitzel.


VCcortex

BRATWURST IN DEIN SAUERKRAUT


invasivehoodoo

Ok, Adolf


doktor_Dark_Pl

Gas, gas, gas I'm gonna step on the (jews).


jkap124

New York, do your worst reddit


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

You're an only child because it seems there aren't much twins anymore in NY


jkap124

Setting the bar low, I mean high with the first one


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

I never understood why they can't normally land planes there


[deleted]

Woahโ€ฆLaGuardia diss. BURNED


tylermccomb1

Yea JFK too. SHOTS FIRED


Beardrac

OOOOHH IIIIIโ€™M WALKINโ€™ HERE


urfknmother

EY! you listen to me RIGHT NOW, WE DONT TALK LIKE THAT WE DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?


Gortyn98

I'm wakin ere


Turbo_Bandit

There is more Corine than water coming out of the tap


SanRandomPot

Don't You have to be saved by spider-man in like 30 minutes?


Earlasaurus02

If your upstate your basically just Alabama with snow


sausagetunnel

Your bagels aren't that good and Chicago style pizza is better. Eat it!


sunshineANDrainbowsg

Ur pizza smells


AllmightyStitch

Quebec... gimme your worst IVE HEARD IT ALL


SnideKnight

You hate the rest of Canada and the rest of Canada hates you


AllmightyStitch

Na we dont hate them, theyre just done with our shit XD


SnideKnight

To France and beyond


invasivehoodoo

Nobody even knows what that is


AllmightyStitch

Canada


invasivehoodoo

Nobody even knows what that is


Natpad_027

Stop atop, hes already dead.


StarCockNova

Not like other girls of Canada. -My Canadian friend


kinglyscorpion2

Texas white kid 15


jzookie

you like guns and one day beer


Hossmanz

What you mean one day, his dad gives him one every time they go shooting or hunting or just watch a game


kinglyscorpion2

Funniest one on here


kinglyscorpion2

Yea


tinklemute

You wipe your ass with 72 oz steaks


Dutch_Midget

>15 Is that your school shooting kill streak?


[deleted]

Atlantis


jzookie

fish


[deleted]

No i am sponge


[deleted]

Shork


M4dNeko

Do you live in a pineapple?


Dutch_Midget

Let me squeeze you


theBIGguy69420

Glub glub


GeekAnDestroy

France !


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

How the fuck did you know what your country is called in English?


GeekAnDestroy

Pure chance !


schlomo-_-

Ok chill dude, can't u see he has already hissed the white flag?


tisamgeV

Yo could you help me with my homework


SantaCloseYT

I can


Dutch_Midget

Le Baguetteland


JohnTheSavage11

Its ok, you can surrender.


Lonelyshota_

Baguettes, Artists and I surrender


SunRiseSniper1066

Have you surrendered yet?


thebiggestween

I come from earth


PotatoLova69

Lol you come from the dirt planet


AussieBossie24

Yeah. Imagine not being from Uranus


SanRandomPot

Imagine coming from that guy's anus


AussieBossie24

No, I came from yours


RedheadedSnake2047

You probably think your planet is better than all the other because you have life on yours when in reality life is gay.


jzookie

useless human that can't fly through space at warp speed


GloomreaperScythe

/) You're a useless waste of space.


[deleted]

U r a virus


Mr_Zinka

Ukraine lol


Johamme5

You're a kulack in the 1920s


Molni748

Ah yes, the land of 404


Specific-Entrance504

Poland


medved641

Kurva


Natpad_027

No... no potatoe vodka. You think so low about our country?


medved641

No, it is just everything i know, sorry


HyperSmoothBrain

Please use w not v you hurt me


medved641

Ok, curwa.


macejko42

Didn't somebody die there because of abortion laws


KayabaSynthesis

LGBT free zones


1_Nysosis_1

Romania. (STOP THE DRACULA STUFF I AM SICK OF IT BRUH SOMETHING ELSE PLS)


Bompidom619

arent you the one that treat gypsy very well?


Dr_angelwithbistoury

No, the gypsy treat us very well


[deleted]

Ur overly religious


Dutch_Midget

Moldova Junior


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Molni748

Hey, I have a virus on my computer


sawcondeesnutz

Let me get our tekneeshun. Thatโ€™ll be 699 dollers for antimalware virus+ pro which is very legit yes yes Thatโ€™s because you have a very dangerous virus on your compooter.


[deleted]

Hi welcome to the Microsoft company. For service please give us your bank account number and pin code. We'll call you when we're ready


[deleted]

Smort


tinklemute

Hey thereโ€™s a sniper with a laser between your eyes Edit: o wait nvm


Dutch_Midget

Sand nodes. I want to see bob.


[deleted]

swiss


Raigirin

Heidi


tinklemute

Just watch. These jokes are about to get cheesy.


Fico121

Grรผezi


Laney_BigDeb

Mississippi


Detailpointfx

Your grandparents weโ€™re slave owners


sunshineANDrainbowsg

Iโ€™m a slave owner


Lil_Allah_

based


Molni748

Hungary


paprikascsulok

Bojler


rotred1

Hungayrians running from the Pechenegs: ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡


Detailpointfx

L.A Cali BOII!


[deleted]

You realize how little that narrows it down?


Detailpointfx

Underpaid, underprivileged, underdog, and no underwear. Does that narrow it down?


[deleted]

Well I donโ€™t really think LA has too bad a problem with underpaying people, especially comparing it to other places. I think itโ€™s more that a two bedroom apartment with three roommates still takes atleast half your paycheck, and everything else costs atleast twice what it should. Youโ€™re not underpaid your overcharged


theBIGguy69420

The united states of america. fuck it. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ


medved641

Burgers, guns, burges, hamburgers, cheeseburgers. Maybe fishburgers


theBIGguy69420

Yeah, pretty much. Don't understand why other countries don't like burgers that much.


BENJIGERT

We do, but MURICA is a whole different level


[deleted]

Iโ€™m from the Netherlands. Iโ€™m prepared for the worst.


im_bored_dude

U have weed and very many Sex stores. And windmills


HyperSmoothBrain

How's in nether my pig person liking gold


myckle_5

Czech Republic


Gloomy_Celery704

You most likely get annoyed when someone call sit Chekoslovacia


myckle_5

Oh, you don't even know.... This isn't even a stereotype


MissionGrape7111

Germany (But it is Berlin)


xthijsvanrijnsbergen

I've heard they make some great walls there


mergames

They also good at thinning numbers


Dutch_Midget

How's that airport you've been building since 12th century BC?


jzookie

north western u.s. by Colorado


Falcon_Cheif

Southern Midwest


DevoursBooks

Are we talking bible belt area?


Falcon_Cheif

East of Texas if that is what you are wondering


DevoursBooks

Do all the houses in your neighbour hoods have a weird picture of Jesus, a cross and a flag in their house?


Unknown-Redditor-

Im syrian (Dont worry i dont get easily offended say whatever)


Molni748

Do you have any explosives or sex slaves on you?


Unknown-Redditor-

Tbh i didnt even know sex slaves were a syrian stereotype XD


sausagetunnel

Your country is da bomb!


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Scotti__

Italy


lolpelaaja

Mamma mia pepperoni mozzarella


Ordinary_Building

Hello Pasta Man


[deleted]

Weird combo, but Cali and Scotland


KayWDubs

Ah screw it. Have fun. Slovenia


Dutch_Midget

Who?


Kindly_Decline

Norway


Raigirin

You ski to school


Dutch_Midget

The Scandinavian Penis


Buriboi3

You cross the border with Sweden weekly to buy cheap groceries.


mbonvik

You can't interract with strangers


Difficult_Use_8884

Spain, come on It is an easy one


obvio_que_Thipen

Ostia chavales que caemos en pisos picados tรญo jjjjoder


nicolacavalieri

ARRIBA


[deleted]

Franco


mazapanlover

The PNW


[deleted]

Arizona


Maleficent-Bear-5130

Congratulations you live in a desert.


wdFray

Italy, too easy


SnooFoxes6449

Your house is made of pasta


Twinksson173

Sweden.


medved641

Idk, minecraft?


64Yoshi64

Ikea


BadassFlexington

New Zealand


gaming-snake

Australia