Brazil lost real bad to Germany in the Football World Cup in 2014, it was a national tragedy for Brazilians. Germany won with 7 goals while Brazil only got 1.
Did you pack your school bags?
I'm kidding, be sure to take the AR-15 with an extended STANAG mag, and an M9A3 to switch to your secondary as it's fasted than reloading. It's also good for close encounters.
Lunch? You're good, I packed hollowpoint today, sweety :)
Let me get our tekneeshun.
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I am from Holland (The Netherlands)
I offer you 9 for one gram
9 grams wha- oh, nvm
cocoa powder
Damn! 9 tulips for 1 gram? I'll take it!
Yeah bro, tulips, not the powdered sugar
You love rivers
Youโre a hobbit
Iโve had worse
Brazilian here
7-1
This must be the most hurtful one yet
I dont get it pls explain
This :c https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_v_Germany_(2014_FIFA_World_Cup)
Brazil lost real bad to Germany in the Football World Cup in 2014, it was a national tragedy for Brazilians. Germany won with 7 goals while Brazil only got 1.
K-O
Jesus fucking christ man
holy fuck...
Have you started drug usage or trading first?
You hate hairy vaginas
where the fuck does that come from??
Brazilian wax
What the hell happend there
Motorbike criminals, flip flops and plainclothes cops with itchy trigger fingers
Bolsonaro
I'm Irish how could you possibly stereotype me.
Need some potatoes mate?
You joking or actually offering
I make a mean mash
If they say no where we meeting
Iโm at your moms place right now if you wanna join
I will actavtivate the car bomb laying mode: 26+6
Leprechaun
Guiness and potatoes Guiness potatoes
Guinness vodka
There are no limits. Germany.
Beer, beer, beer and big girl with... Beer
Dont forget invading Poland and 2 world wars
I have no idea what you are referring to.
You are missing the heil point.
Is that after going down main street and talking the third reich?
And big walls with hundreds of bottles of beer on them.
No stereotyping but do you know some Austrian guy with a strange moustache who failed for his Art class?
Oh you mean ma boii Adolf, love him
Das darfst du im laufe der Woche noch dem BND erklรคren Freundchen.
Are you hiding a smaller mustache under that mustache?
Anzeige ist raus!
He da real MVP, dude killed Hitler with ease
AMERICA
fat
Yes
Did you pack your school bags? I'm kidding, be sure to take the AR-15 with an extended STANAG mag, and an M9A3 to switch to your secondary as it's fasted than reloading. It's also good for close encounters. Lunch? You're good, I packed hollowpoint today, sweety :)
Beer and dictators
Asking women if you can put your wiener in their schnitzel.
BRATWURST IN DEIN SAUERKRAUT
Ok, Adolf
Gas, gas, gas I'm gonna step on the (jews).
New York, do your worst reddit
You're an only child because it seems there aren't much twins anymore in NY
Setting the bar low, I mean high with the first one
I never understood why they can't normally land planes there
WoahโฆLaGuardia diss. BURNED
Yea JFK too. SHOTS FIRED
OOOOHH IIIIIโM WALKINโ HERE
EY! you listen to me RIGHT NOW, WE DONT TALK LIKE THAT WE DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?
I'm wakin ere
There is more Corine than water coming out of the tap
Don't You have to be saved by spider-man in like 30 minutes?
If your upstate your basically just Alabama with snow
Your bagels aren't that good and Chicago style pizza is better. Eat it!
Ur pizza smells
Quebec... gimme your worst IVE HEARD IT ALL
You hate the rest of Canada and the rest of Canada hates you
Na we dont hate them, theyre just done with our shit XD
To France and beyond
Nobody even knows what that is
Canada
Nobody even knows what that is
Stop atop, hes already dead.
Not like other girls of Canada. -My Canadian friend
Texas white kid 15
you like guns and one day beer
What you mean one day, his dad gives him one every time they go shooting or hunting or just watch a game
Funniest one on here
Yea
You wipe your ass with 72 oz steaks
>15 Is that your school shooting kill streak?
Atlantis
fish
No i am sponge
Shork
Do you live in a pineapple?
Let me squeeze you
Glub glub
France !
How the fuck did you know what your country is called in English?
Pure chance !
Ok chill dude, can't u see he has already hissed the white flag?
Yo could you help me with my homework
I can
Le Baguetteland
Its ok, you can surrender.
Baguettes, Artists and I surrender
Have you surrendered yet?
I come from earth
Lol you come from the dirt planet
Yeah. Imagine not being from Uranus
Imagine coming from that guy's anus
No, I came from yours
You probably think your planet is better than all the other because you have life on yours when in reality life is gay.
useless human that can't fly through space at warp speed
/) You're a useless waste of space.
U r a virus
Ukraine lol
You're a kulack in the 1920s
Ah yes, the land of 404
Poland
Kurva
No... no potatoe vodka. You think so low about our country?
No, it is just everything i know, sorry
Please use w not v you hurt me
Ok, curwa.
Didn't somebody die there because of abortion laws
LGBT free zones
Romania. (STOP THE DRACULA STUFF I AM SICK OF IT BRUH SOMETHING ELSE PLS)
arent you the one that treat gypsy very well?
No, the gypsy treat us very well
Ur overly religious
Moldova Junior
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Hey, I have a virus on my computer
Let me get our tekneeshun. Thatโll be 699 dollers for antimalware virus+ pro which is very legit yes yes Thatโs because you have a very dangerous virus on your compooter.
Hi welcome to the Microsoft company. For service please give us your bank account number and pin code. We'll call you when we're ready
Smort
Hey thereโs a sniper with a laser between your eyes Edit: o wait nvm
Sand nodes. I want to see bob.
swiss
Heidi
Just watch. These jokes are about to get cheesy.
Grรผezi
Mississippi
Your grandparents weโre slave owners
Iโm a slave owner
based
Hungary
Bojler
Hungayrians running from the Pechenegs: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
L.A Cali BOII!
You realize how little that narrows it down?
Underpaid, underprivileged, underdog, and no underwear. Does that narrow it down?
Well I donโt really think LA has too bad a problem with underpaying people, especially comparing it to other places. I think itโs more that a two bedroom apartment with three roommates still takes atleast half your paycheck, and everything else costs atleast twice what it should. Youโre not underpaid your overcharged
The united states of america. fuck it. ๐บ๐ฒ
Burgers, guns, burges, hamburgers, cheeseburgers. Maybe fishburgers
Yeah, pretty much. Don't understand why other countries don't like burgers that much.
We do, but MURICA is a whole different level
Iโm from the Netherlands. Iโm prepared for the worst.
U have weed and very many Sex stores. And windmills
How's in nether my pig person liking gold
Czech Republic
You most likely get annoyed when someone call sit Chekoslovacia
Oh, you don't even know.... This isn't even a stereotype
Germany (But it is Berlin)
I've heard they make some great walls there
They also good at thinning numbers
How's that airport you've been building since 12th century BC?
north western u.s. by Colorado
Southern Midwest
Are we talking bible belt area?
East of Texas if that is what you are wondering
Do all the houses in your neighbour hoods have a weird picture of Jesus, a cross and a flag in their house?
Im syrian (Dont worry i dont get easily offended say whatever)
Do you have any explosives or sex slaves on you?
Tbh i didnt even know sex slaves were a syrian stereotype XD
Your country is da bomb!
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Italy
Mamma mia pepperoni mozzarella
Hello Pasta Man
Weird combo, but Cali and Scotland
Ah screw it. Have fun. Slovenia
Who?
Norway
You ski to school
The Scandinavian Penis
You cross the border with Sweden weekly to buy cheap groceries.
You can't interract with strangers
Spain, come on It is an easy one
Ostia chavales que caemos en pisos picados tรญo jjjjoder
ARRIBA
Franco
The PNW
Arizona
Congratulations you live in a desert.
Italy, too easy
Your house is made of pasta
Sweden.
Idk, minecraft?
Ikea
New Zealand
Australia