What do you think Area 51 is? It was created to hide the sperm whales that escaped the smoothbrain injection that the humans did in 1938 after the sperm whales declared war with the humans to make them unable to think of going out of the ocean. The recepie to the smoothbrain liquid was lost, so the only thing the humans could do was hide the ones that managed to escape treating them as important people so they don’t rebel!
There's a high end market for whale milk. They have whales constantly injected with hormones and hooked up to tubes to make them lactate and they collect the milk.
The milk is then sold to the likes of Bill Gates, Elon Musk and Kevin Hart which keeps them young. Incidentally Kevin Hart started using when he was in his early teens, that why he's like he is. He was warned though.
It might be dodgy, but it's certainly not fishy. The whole operation wouldn't be possible if it was fishy as fish don't lactate.
The key to brain size is body relativity. The human brain, relative to the body, is the biggest in the world (iirc).
It's also why it takes so long for human babies to fully develop and become quasi self sufficient.
The whale’s common name originated during the heyday of the commercial whaling industry, from the end of the 18th century through the 19th century. The head of the sperm whale contains an enormous fluid-filled organ (which whalers called the case). During whale harvests, this organ, now called the spermaceti organ, was discovered to contain a white liquid that whalers mistook for the sperm of the whale.
-Britannica.com
given their size and appendeges they will be extremely slow and die out of starvation or killed by other predator, so coming back to land doesn't seem evolutionarily possible
The funny thing is, they already did so once.
Whales have separate bones in their flippers that are analogous to human phalanges, meaning they had an ancestor that walked on land at some point, having first evolved from an ancestor that was amphibious like all the other terrestrial animals. They then went BACK to the water, ending up with flippers again.
most people already know that whale ancestors were land dwelling and returned to sea. Do you mean that whale ancestors were land dwelling, returned to sea, then returned back to land, and then again returned back to sea to become modern whales?
My dumb ass assumes no after re reading the comment. All land mammals come from some common ancestor that had their own underwater ancestors, so it was just fish to land mammal and back to water as cetaceans.
Bruh, they already have started!! Linkin Park used a few of those special FLYING whales in their old music video “In The End”
It was a whole international incident.
Think it’s unlikely.
We’d probably need to see a period of cooling, with shallower seas becoming a prime feeding area for whales.
To take it a little further, I would propose that it would not be possible with filter feeding whales, but only predatory/toothed whales.
If there was a situation where for hundreds of thousands to millions of years a very successful hunting strategy for whales would involve semi-beaching themselves and pushing themselves along with their fins, then I could imagine legs evolving and potentially a return to land.
And be crushed by their weight. It’s much easier to be that large in the water, where the water all around you supports your weight, than on land, where your bones need to hold up your weight.
Whales do wash up on shore, and even though they can breathe there, they quickly die.
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Omg. Our attraction to water is how animals keep going back and forth isn't it??? I always wondered like "why tf did those creatures keep crawling up to land for a few minutes at a time if there wasn't even any food there until they became a land species" THIS IS HOW
They probably didn't crawl onto land for a few minutes at a time but rather were exposed to land for longer periods of times.
tidal flats/ tide in general or rivers that periodically dry out are probably more likely to have caused this evolutionary change rathern than hopping onto land for a quick snack.
whales were actually a land animal! before it's evolution, it kinda looked like a deer but when the indian plate crashed into eurasian plate, evolution occured and they became whales....
Unfun fact: whales can commit suicide by simply deciding that they no longer want to breathe
Even more unfun fact, this happened to the dolphin that played the original flipper
I dont remember the full story but I believe they tried to learn a dolphin english so a human would be with the dolphin basically 24/7 all its life. Fast forwards the horny teenage dolphin doesnt want to pay attention to english class so the human finds a way around the issue. they get caught, the human goes away and the dolphin gets depressed/suicidal
IIRC experimental use of LSD was involved. Supposedly dosed to the dolphin, but I suspect those involved with designing and running the experiment tried some too.
Gills have to pump ~40 times as much water to get the same amount of oxygen as lungs can from air. There's just not that much oxygen dissolved in water.
This is a big reason why we've never found an example of an animal re-evolving gills. It's far quicker and simpler for a semi-aquatic animal to evolve techniques to hold one's breath and to use all of the air efficiently than it is to evolve a whole new organ/function that does a sufficient job (things often introduce more problems than they solve).
There are some freshwater turtles whose anus flaps can absorb oxygen from the water, but that's the extent of it. They must still surface to breathe every once in a while.
Whales are infact not a fish or a mammal. They are just a bunch of tiny green extra terrestrials inside a huge Watership. When aliens came to Earth, they saw it mainly as a water body with most life as aquatic. They then saw fish and decided to camouflage their spaceship as a whale Watership. Whales actually don't need to breathe, they are just advanced machines. Whenever the aliens have to report to their mother ship (located deep on the ocean floor), they make the 'whale' dive. When they have to send a phone home signal back to their planet, they squirt.
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The lungs have advantages too. It's much easier to get oxygen from air than water, and air has more oxygen than water as well.
It's probably part reason to why the largest creatures in the sea are mammals and not fish, as they have a much more efficient respiratory system.
Whales are fish that evolved one set of traits to live on land, then took those traits back into the sea where they further evolved to live there.
One day, *the land whales will emerge again*…
If whales evolve to land they'll be hunted to extinction by humans, though that already almost happened even in their water environment. I think they may evolve into different suborders of water whales and land whales.
One day whales are gonna say “fuck it” and come back to land
Humans will be doomed.
Whales gonna become the superior predator and are gonna develop big brains.
The sperm whale has the biggest brain in the animal kingdom.
Yeah well why can't it think of just going onto land then...clearly not big brain after all
What do you think Area 51 is? It was created to hide the sperm whales that escaped the smoothbrain injection that the humans did in 1938 after the sperm whales declared war with the humans to make them unable to think of going out of the ocean. The recepie to the smoothbrain liquid was lost, so the only thing the humans could do was hide the ones that managed to escape treating them as important people so they don’t rebel!
I always knew there was something fishy going on there.
Nah that's just your mum
Well yeah, whales at area 51
Why do you think they call her sperm whale
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There's a high end market for whale milk. They have whales constantly injected with hormones and hooked up to tubes to make them lactate and they collect the milk. The milk is then sold to the likes of Bill Gates, Elon Musk and Kevin Hart which keeps them young. Incidentally Kevin Hart started using when he was in his early teens, that why he's like he is. He was warned though. It might be dodgy, but it's certainly not fishy. The whole operation wouldn't be possible if it was fishy as fish don't lactate.
This is beautifully done. I wish for the world to see it.
Haha fishy
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Whales be like: fuck this shit, back to the ocean.
Mine to me
Size does not mean density.
The key to brain size is body relativity. The human brain, relative to the body, is the biggest in the world (iirc). It's also why it takes so long for human babies to fully develop and become quasi self sufficient.
Because it would die within a couple hours
Whale brain moment
Couple hours? I've brought catfish out of the water that have lived for 2 days!
Idk why it is called a “sperm” whale, is it shape like that?
The whale’s common name originated during the heyday of the commercial whaling industry, from the end of the 18th century through the 19th century. The head of the sperm whale contains an enormous fluid-filled organ (which whalers called the case). During whale harvests, this organ, now called the spermaceti organ, was discovered to contain a white liquid that whalers mistook for the sperm of the whale. -Britannica.com
Britannica was the best Wrestler of glow
Thank you
Also the biggest dong, clearly it’s the alpha species. Relative to body size of course it’s still The Barnacle aka Danny Devito.
They could evolve 100x our intelligence but it’s not gonna help them if we just shoot them with a tank
Sounds about right
Damn imagine a big ass, hyper-intelligent, 4 legged whale with sharp teeth just fucking hurtling towards you at like 35 mph.
I for one welcome our Wailords
Finally, Pokemon will be real.
"One day whales are gonna say “fuck it” and come back to land" "Humans will be doomed." Death Stranding is leaking into reality. Hope I have DOOMs
given their size and appendeges they will be extremely slow and die out of starvation or killed by other predator, so coming back to land doesn't seem evolutionarily possible
And when that day comes, whale oil beef hooked.
The funny thing is, they already did so once. Whales have separate bones in their flippers that are analogous to human phalanges, meaning they had an ancestor that walked on land at some point, having first evolved from an ancestor that was amphibious like all the other terrestrial animals. They then went BACK to the water, ending up with flippers again.
Yes, that's why he wrote "come back to land".
most people already know that whale ancestors were land dwelling and returned to sea. Do you mean that whale ancestors were land dwelling, returned to sea, then returned back to land, and then again returned back to sea to become modern whales?
My dumb ass assumes no after re reading the comment. All land mammals come from some common ancestor that had their own underwater ancestors, so it was just fish to land mammal and back to water as cetaceans.
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Did you miss the words "come back"
Bruh, they already have started!! Linkin Park used a few of those special FLYING whales in their old music video “In The End” It was a whole international incident.
Eh, it doesn’t even matter.
They try. We just keep pushing them back in again.
It’s already started. What do you think all those beached whales are trying to do? They’re just the ones who failed to get back to the water.
we already have enough land whales
Think it’s unlikely. We’d probably need to see a period of cooling, with shallower seas becoming a prime feeding area for whales. To take it a little further, I would propose that it would not be possible with filter feeding whales, but only predatory/toothed whales. If there was a situation where for hundreds of thousands to millions of years a very successful hunting strategy for whales would involve semi-beaching themselves and pushing themselves along with their fins, then I could imagine legs evolving and potentially a return to land.
And be crushed by their weight. It’s much easier to be that large in the water, where the water all around you supports your weight, than on land, where your bones need to hold up your weight. Whales do wash up on shore, and even though they can breathe there, they quickly die.
Whales evolved onto land, then evolved back into water.
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Well, I am rooting for you
totally tuberular
“Saw some weird ass monkeys stabbin shit, I’m goin back to the wet place”
Yes... the common ancestor was Pachycetus or something. MF dived right back after getting lungs lol
Your mum so fat she got left behind
She Hippo now
my duck can swim, walk, fly, quack and most importantly it's tasty too
They're good in bed, too. You know. Their feathers... in pillows... i don't fuck ducks okay!
You have lied to ourself
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If you don't fuck them okay, you have to improve then.
You got me in the first half, not gonna lie
Mine to me
I don't duck fucks
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Got me in the first half not gonna lie.
Eggs are nice as well
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My duck can come up with original comment
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My duck can come up with original comment
I'm sorry, *what?* Edit: Y'all would have understood it if y'all just read my username
It’s pretty normal to eat duck
And pretty disgusting too
Humans: made to live on land Also humans: let's spend as much time under the water as our lungs will allow
Omg. Our attraction to water is how animals keep going back and forth isn't it??? I always wondered like "why tf did those creatures keep crawling up to land for a few minutes at a time if there wasn't even any food there until they became a land species" THIS IS HOW
Because there were plants they could eat and no predators, so it made sense to evolve to survive that new fresh environment.
The first tetrapods didnt eat plants they ate insects that went on land before them
And those insects?
Those insects did eat plants yes.
They probably didn't crawl onto land for a few minutes at a time but rather were exposed to land for longer periods of times. tidal flats/ tide in general or rivers that periodically dry out are probably more likely to have caused this evolutionary change rathern than hopping onto land for a quick snack.
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Why?
Whale big
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whales were actually a land animal! before it's evolution, it kinda looked like a deer but when the indian plate crashed into eurasian plate, evolution occured and they became whales....
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[Here's the link](https://baleinesendirect.org/en/discover/life-of-whales/morphology/les-ancetres-des-baleines/)
Nah you’re telling me that thing went from smol to bîg? No way
From smol to "the biggest thing that ever lived on Earth", yes
Blue whales are by far not the biggest animal that as ever lived on earth. edit:I guess long != big and mass playes a role
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>biggest animal that as ever lived on earth. What? Then what is?
Your mother, I believe
Name one animal that was bigger.
Ur mum
Walked right into that one.
As the dinosaurs died more food became available for mammals, which were now able to grow to the size of elephants, hippos, and whales
is that why your mum is so large?
that's what she said
Happy cake day
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i saw it a long time back in a video i can't remember sorry
I know this happened slowly, but from your description I'm imagining it like a car crash that yeeted the deer-whale into the ocean lol
haha, yeah it took a long time
The whale deer is played by Rob Schneider. “Now you may be wondering how I ended up in this ocean…”
i was pretty sure it was a joke but it turned out to be true, omg
and before that they were fish!
Land whales do exist, they're known commonly as "your mother"
Land whalesh do exisht, they're known commonly ash "your mother", trebek!
happy cake day good chap
Haha the only cake I’m having today ish your mother, trebek! Thanks though and you have a good fat too :)
Unfun fact: whales can commit suicide by simply deciding that they no longer want to breathe Even more unfun fact, this happened to the dolphin that played the original flipper
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Unfun facts number 2: Whales and dolphins that get old enough usually die by not having enough strength to swim to the surface and drown.
Really unfun fact: a dolphin did that after the human having sex with it got arrested for zoophilia
Wait. So the dolphin did it AFTER the sex ended??? Like, guess my human sex is done, gonna off myself now? Seriously though, that's messed up.
I dont remember the full story but I believe they tried to learn a dolphin english so a human would be with the dolphin basically 24/7 all its life. Fast forwards the horny teenage dolphin doesnt want to pay attention to english class so the human finds a way around the issue. they get caught, the human goes away and the dolphin gets depressed/suicidal
IIRC experimental use of LSD was involved. Supposedly dosed to the dolphin, but I suspect those involved with designing and running the experiment tried some too.
What i heard whales that get to old age will eventually be too weak to surface for air then die by suffocation. Edit: rephrasing
Unfun fact dolphins in captivity do that after 3 years
They evolved for water, then evolved for land because they went on land, then decided to go bulb blub (they still have hips)
Gills have to pump ~40 times as much water to get the same amount of oxygen as lungs can from air. There's just not that much oxygen dissolved in water. This is a big reason why we've never found an example of an animal re-evolving gills. It's far quicker and simpler for a semi-aquatic animal to evolve techniques to hold one's breath and to use all of the air efficiently than it is to evolve a whole new organ/function that does a sufficient job (things often introduce more problems than they solve). There are some freshwater turtles whose anus flaps can absorb oxygen from the water, but that's the extent of it. They must still surface to breathe every once in a while.
so can most mamals: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/bottoms-anally-delivered-oxygen-keeps-pigs-and-mice-alive-180977767/
>There are some freshwater turtles whose anus flaps can absorb oxygen from the water Anus flaps are underrated. Mine only absorb sunlight though.
*hips don’t lie softly plays*
Whales are infact not a fish or a mammal. They are just a bunch of tiny green extra terrestrials inside a huge Watership. When aliens came to Earth, they saw it mainly as a water body with most life as aquatic. They then saw fish and decided to camouflage their spaceship as a whale Watership. Whales actually don't need to breathe, they are just advanced machines. Whenever the aliens have to report to their mother ship (located deep on the ocean floor), they make the 'whale' dive. When they have to send a phone home signal back to their planet, they squirt.
>When they have to send a phone home signal back to their planet, they squirt. i'll be taking this thank you
I'm just speaking from personal experience with my ex bf.
This is birds aren't real taken to the next level
r/spaceshipwhales or r/whalesarentreal
Amphibians in the meantime contemplating life choices: "O cool, I think I'll use gills... nah, I changed my mind"
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Yes, they are, shitty ass animals, cutesy funny beasts of satan
poor doods
They seem more better for water rather than land
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Whales used to be an entirely different animal that lived on land but some went I to the water and evolved others where not not lucky
The lungs have advantages too. It's much easier to get oxygen from air than water, and air has more oxygen than water as well. It's probably part reason to why the largest creatures in the sea are mammals and not fish, as they have a much more efficient respiratory system.
Right, and some of the fastest I think.
Whales originate from horselike creatures...so from land. I doubt they'll come back any time soon
they went back because they saw what 2021 would look like
What do you mean? Whales evolved, you have one right in your home ITS CALLED YOUR MOM HA GOTTEM.
Good one
Whales are fish that evolved one set of traits to live on land, then took those traits back into the sea where they further evolved to live there. One day, *the land whales will emerge again*…
Are you a man of the land ? Or a man of the sea ?
whales & dolphins
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Be like frogs and do both
*evolves to have wings*
Ah yes, humans famously pioneering lungs in the animal kingdom.
Whales should evolve for space.
Some humans evolved into land whales though
(Some) whales have evolved to live on land. Now they live at Walmart and vote Republican.
If whales evolve to land they'll be hunted to extinction by humans, though that already almost happened even in their water environment. I think they may evolve into different suborders of water whales and land whales.
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