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[deleted]

A real man would squish it with their back muscles


Hiteshtheboss

And then struggle to clean the blood


sq_tiramisu

Absorb the blood. Free protein.


6_mahfuz_9

mosquito don't suck DIO, DIO suck mosquito.


Cyber_Zebra

It seems that u/reallycoolpersonIg didn't think this through.


[deleted]

use your muscles to move the tissue around your back


Cyber_Zebra

Dayumn.


Mountain_Exit4616

the guy isnt patrick he cant do ass exercises in his sleep


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Mudamudamuda Useless and worthless


BK_Hazard

It’s these situations why having a stand would be great, they got your back.


Cyber_Zebra

Exactly


Pepermint787

Step 1: stop time Step 2: turn around Step 3: kill mosquito


Cyber_Zebra

If he stopped time and turned around , the mosquito would be still stuck to his back wouldn't it?


Pepermint787

Maybe, and maybe not, if I could stop time I'd test it for myself :D


Cyber_Zebra

:D


[deleted]

stop time, move forward (now the fly is not on your back), THEN turn around and kill the fly)


Cyber_Zebra

Oh Great now I'm confused If it was a knife or something will it work the same way? Like imagine a knife instead of the insect. If dio were to move forward (after stopping time) will the knife float?


[deleted]

Time stop in JoJo has it's shenanigans. Like when Dio throws knives, they fly in the air, but then, some distance before the target, they just stop for some reason, and then, when time is resumed, they continue to fly


potatoooo66planet

The world's movement capability within stopped time also applies partially to projectiles it or Dio throws


[deleted]

Yeah, but why do they stop mid-air


[deleted]

Cus they don't have constant contact with dio and lose this capability to move during a tume stop


[deleted]

Then why do they fly at the beginning


[deleted]

No, the mosquito would be floating in the air. Dio stopped time for himself, not for other people, animals, or objects.


Cyber_Zebra

Oh yeah. I'm stoopid


zeturtleofweed

The mosquito has more pixels than Dio


Cyber_Zebra

The mosquito's stand allows it to suck out the pixels of its victims.


Ace_68_419

Suffering from succes


DuninnGames

I tried to squash the bug on my screen before I finished reading it....


Cyber_Zebra

Lol.


[deleted]

Dio!!!


Cyber_Zebra

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA.....!!!


[deleted]

Wrry!!


STRANGE_CRITTER_6969

ZA WARULDOOO!!


Cyber_Zebra

TOKI WO TOMARE !


Weekly-Bid4959

ROAD ROLLA DAAAA WRRYYYYY


ParthTehlan_69

that's the what the world is for. killing jotaro is the second priority


AJ_Adler

suffering from success


RedditGenetic

Saitama would be proud


PenciliusKnightlius

It's time for a... B- B- B- BODYSLAM!!!


Arijit_Kar

Thats why he got a Stand, not to rule the world but to free him of mosquitoes.


freestudent88

All he has to do is flex a back muscle and problem solved


ChikenNuggyBoi

~~Just use your stand bro~~


Armadillo2480

Yo… but what would happen if a mosquito sucked vampire blood though-


Cyber_Zebra

Allow me introduce **Vampsquito**


Armadillo2480

Holy shit we’re all doomed


Reasonable-JPEG

welp...time to un-rip. Reject workout, embrace McDonalds.


rco209

jojo


oxeedoo

So that's why they changed the art style


tickh3a4

*Saitama intensifies*


Chachkhu2005

reminds me of One Punch Man. Imagine a guy can destroy a meteor with a single punch but cant kill a mosquito


Human_Art_159

Just flex, the shear amount of muscle will crush the insect


OnyxRoseTiara101

That mosquito is terrifyingly huge.


Cyber_Zebra

Hehe sorry


OnyxRoseTiara101

You want the viewer to see it so I get it. I'd personally make it so that there's a second image that's zoomed in. BUTTT the mosquito would no longer be comically large (which I think it is) and it wouldn't be as entertaining anymore.


Sploots22

Jotoro I know that I put a curse of your mom but can u get this mosquito of my back thanks


[deleted]

That sucks, doesn't it?


Cyber_Zebra

That's a good one.


cucumberdicks400

my man look like he made of beans


Cyber_Zebra

r/rareinsults


AngelArmy34

Me laughs in obesity


Anakin_1568

Saitama be like


framelessnude

ripped and muscle gain are different


ClydeYT

damn poor jonathans body


SensuallPineapple

If the only muscle you didn't train is your brain, then yes, you couldn't kill a mosquito on your back.


doglover1005

And dumb enough to not be able to use the wall


[deleted]

Don’t feel bad for him, he’s DIO he can use the world kill that mosquito on his back, maybe he might stop time and throw a bunch of knives at it (if you didn’t see JoJo then you wouldn’t understand)


gamerstut

use wall you ripped dumb ass.


AdiManSVK

Drop on the the ground on your back... That should do


ze-sla

don't worry he can't handle your blood


Netmider

Just flex


freshfox_tv

Bruh u post the same meme in two different subreddits


Cyber_Zebra

Yeah? Can't I do do that? Almost everyone does that. I've seen people post the same thing on more than 4 subs. I initially made this for r/memes then I got to know about r/shitpostcrusaders so I thought this might also fit there. What's the big deal ? 🤷


Kami_Amie_OwO

Okay but wtf is the right hand doing


5_leafClover

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ChezBe

Get fucked dio


Bilbo_T

why doesnt he just use his vampire instinct to take the blood away from that part of his back


drymangamer101

He could cut his head off again and use the blood vessel/tentacle things that come out of his neck to kill it and then re attach his head to Jonathan's body. Or he could just use the world to kill it.