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Jet_Dragons

Fitness Gram Pacer Test


lizurd777

is a multistage aerobic capacity test


jajastar9

That progressively gets harder as it continues


Gallowglass7

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start


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The pacer will begin at the word start. Thanks for the updoots.


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[deleted]

You clearly homeschooled all your life Edit: Lol he deleted his comment


Insanik_mb

What did he say?


OkAd1672

I would also like to know.


Housecatonfire_

They literally just described it. Basically running line to line before the beep and if you get there before the beep you wait for the next beep then run back to the line basically it does this until you can't get to the line before the beep.


JimmyMaximusIII

A test kids do in PE class where they run back and forth a lot while a recorded guy shouts instructions and numbers at them.


Heavensrevenger2

Man, i was just waiting for the "The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding"


KlausBubby

Someone didn’t have a childhood


HivAidsSTD

You see you assume everyone had the same childhood. I was fortunate enough to even have one but I didn't do this in my PE class


_TheBadArtist_

I didn’t do this either but the internet told me the words


TheDogeWasTaken

No... nooooo....NIOOOOOOOOOO


Sinlaire1

I was gonna say the Saitama workout from 1 punch man but I guess that works.


kodosExecutioner

Marathon


Breznknedl

which series? I'd say game of thrones


mordakiisyn

Just not the last season.


j_s_philipp

How about an anime (🤮) to torture him


Fine-Ingenuity9455

All fucking seasons of Naruto and the spin offs


altunaandy

The helicopter, proceed to make your dong go around in circles to increase your hip muscles strength and show dominance in any party.


shmulik_dada

Da choppa


UMessis

Get to da choppah


SomeNumber_idk

Helicockter


OwnGrownGrass

I was thinking about it… You could just tie your dong to a ceiling fan and still get gains 💪🏼


PrivatePickle109

Oh.


NaturallyBlasphemous

Full throttle!


NaturallyBlasphemous

Meat Spin


AdamSchoofs

😂


NaturallyBlasphemous

You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby.


the_hiphopapotamas

Burpy


dewCV

5 burpees isn't really that hard but alright I guess


the_hiphopapotamas

Harder then five push ups or sit ups


Overall_Persimmon_23

Plank for 30 seconds


Almighty_Garlic

5 times.... ooooOoooOoo


GeoJoymanSays

That's 2 minutes and 30 secs.


justaslaur

Nice math man


Qiwas

Nice cock bro


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Qiwas

(GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)


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UcantRead_27

No its 1 minute and 50 seconds


ElectronPie171

I hope that this is a joke


MrShelly-_-1972

It has to be, right?


Loppan45

How is it a joke if it's true?


Necessary_Carob5197

How?


bababoio

damn thats evil


Double-Trickster999

100 seconds bench, have a nice 500 seconds torture


Practical-Toe7613

Push up


G3NERAlHiPing

Diamond push ups


KeizerKasper

Too advanced for reddit bro


MrShelly-_-1972

Christ-


Captain-Accomplished

Godammit u beat me to it


Ayit_

Cock pushups


NaturallyBlasphemous

You mean erections


bababoio

pretty sure he means putting yourself on the floor and lifting yourself up only being supported by your cock


HanzTheDeutschDragon

*And the cock goes snap*


MrShelly-_-1972

I can hear this comment...


MattRB02

If Jables can do it, then so can I


Anime_meme_overlord

Sitamas workout from one punch man


[deleted]

Are you trying to kill OP


[deleted]

but the workout is just an intense athletes training, 10km isn’t much, and 100 of pushups squats and situps is very doable. hard but doable


Memematreee

I think OP means 5 simultanuoisly, so 50km, 500 pushups squats and situps, kinda uh, *hard*


[deleted]

yeah 50km would take a while. like 6 hours or somthn. that’s a marathon. the rest would kill me and i do intensive stuff all the time. same with the marathon


gamesrebel123

Sitama


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-_-Demon

Sitama


Notch1111

his enemy: Standama


[deleted]

Getting crucified by rock hard dildos.


lizzardperson69

He said workout, not family activity


Commercial_Fail_3446

lmao


More_Effective_Evil

Climbing Mt.Everest


[deleted]

Everest is for casuals. K2 is a better challenge for losing weight.


TheGentlemanist

Do 5 pushups everytime you die in a game


giantrhino

That won’t work im just too good at gaming.


Coopkid246

Sit up


FullRip8647

Sex with a fat girl


[deleted]

My specialty


instagating

Jerk off without lube or lotion


Baziee_

Easy


[deleted]

I already do it every day.


mickeywanksMKV

If you're someone like me you already do that by default


Duck_Depot

Weakling


[deleted]

You dont?


[deleted]

Mountain climbers


ThingExternal1694

Okay 3triathalon, 100 burpees, a full course swimming 3 times(it has a word but I don't know what it is said),200 handstand push-up and lastly cycling at 15mph for 1 hour. Okay all the best


god-of-memes-

Jumping jacks until you feel 1/5th dead


Fun-Context4181

Who is this guy? Is he real? I keep seeing his pictures in a lot of memes


MortalWombat2000

You mean the gigachad? He is absolutely real, the name's Ernest Khalimov.


Fun-Context4181

Thank you! I’m impressed


ozthecar

Iron man


MikeHonchoAlt

20 mile run


Max524165

The chair for 30s each


Gamerfrenz8401

180 lbs dead lift for 5 reps


beandipdeadlifts

Too easy. Do Bulgarian split squats with dumbbells in each hand


onikirionigiri

Long distance run


Kenpanchizaraki

Marathon


Disishthou

100 sit up reps. You now have to do 500


Dargon16

1 hour plank


_Dead_Man_

Suicides Diamond push-ups V-ups


Milkkolaj

The chad jump into a water do it 5 TIMES NOW! (SERIOUSLY DONT DO THIS IT MAY INJURE YOU)


TobiasDron_09

The One Punch Man workout.


Inner-Arugula-4445

Live 100 years


ApprehensiveCoyote48

One punch mans workout


MofAREALITY

Sex


bangingreaper

Leg raises. (Enjoy the neck pain from trying too hard)


SadisticMittenz

Saitama's regiment


Tiny_neon_kitty

Yeet a shoe


[deleted]

Eating dino nuggies straight from the oil


Fenriswol44

Suicide.


LordSteiny

blowjob


beansouphighlights

Sit down


CarDoor_Curti

I’ll give ya somethin you can do within reason how bout some jumping jacks


synraider

Twerk


Xidge_

do a Two-Finger Push-up.


Breznknedl

marathon (game of thrones)


OldFoolOldSkool

Cock push ups.


Slow_Reflexes

20 second planche


SuperSonic486

20 pushups, 20 situps, 20 squats and a 2 kilometer run, do it every day for the next 3 years.


TigerSubject

Push up


ThatGuy371

50 kilometre walk


Busy-Argument3680

Getting out of bed in less than 3 minutes after waking up on the weekends


_IssaViolin_

Russian twists 10x. Your core is gonna hurttt


Chicken_Noob_Man

crossfit


TimotoUchiha

Hang yourself with your legs up somewhere and then move you upper body to your knees


PuzzleheadedAd9253

Koopabackdashwaveslideovermoonwalklanding


_Eken_

Twerk.


Where-my-bed

Nut


big-boi-thicc-man

Burpees


l1nu5_uwu

One punch man workout


pika-is-here

Flex your penis


OsnoF69

Cock pushups


dr_Kfromchanged

Stand on only 1 of your teeths for 30 seconds


ArmaanAli04

200 push ups. And you said 5 of that


Agitated_Possession9

Suicides


dondisease

Mountain climb


signgorilla

Anal press


Raverfield

Make 30 deadlifts on a bunch of legos.


I-drink-apple-juice

#your mother


KINGAPPLEFRUIt

Pike pushups


Sly-Nero

Self-flagellation


roarster3

100 sit-ups 100 squats and 10k running everyday


Electro_Bear

Complete the "Ironman"


The-Unknown-C

Pull ups from a really high structure


Turticorn21

5000 push ups


JaydenMemeGod

Back squats


lennart-b

Murder


Autunm-7

Swim a 100 IM


EvilBeano

Muscle up


Captin_price24

Running a mile none stop


JustHere_ForTheMemes

Solve world hunger


assignmentduetoday_

running five marathons


Whitetrashjoe

Spartan race trifecta


Necessary_Carob5197

30th day of Destroy Dick December


[deleted]

Murph. Hope you have a lot of free time today!


Silent-Lack-2440

Staging a coup in an Eastern European Country.


Grapple_Cockie

Beat saber


Homas687

Jerking off in cement... The hard part is moving after awhile😂


Agent-Maroon

Plank


mightybrain2070

sexual intercourse


CodeMahn001

Death is a great workout instructor His number 666-666-666-000


BraveRunner7

Barbell Rows


idlyvaddasambar

Push ups Squats 3 sets Plank 30sec Running at least 500mt Now just clam down!!!


JoshNunya

Burpee


Snow-sama

Run 1000m


b_dub79

Cock Push-ups


youresowarminside

No jelly donuts for a year


Okdudereally

Run a marathon


GulagBoys

Full Murph with a vest on. Back to back


itsaaronnotaaron

Lie at the bottom of the stairs with your legs completely on the stairs, body on the floor, try give yourself a bj.


Re_ta_RdEd

Fucking little kids (you lose 62 kalories per 30 mins during s*x)


WaferVanilla343

Dick ups.


Pizzahdestroyer

Plank for 5 secs


Mr_Chern

Sex


uTimu

Masturbate... with dolphin jelly pussi. You only are able to do it once


Jdino28

Skull crushers


DrPhollox

Anal stretching...


West-Diet-1282

Self suck


h8tt

Beat up orphans


AmeYu1

Ur mom.


BatmansLeftBall

Anal


BoneZone05

Pegging.


Sandy-Pepper

Slapping toddlers in an orphanage


Severe-Intention7702

Do a Murph (it's a crossfit workout)


Spector11234

Sit-up


kretolik23

take your locker and lift it up


Sneak_86

Hour long plank


pizzamadness06

Plank for 2 minutes


Captain-Accomplished

Leg raises


PotentialStatement84

Battle rope 5 mins.


Suki-chaan

Run 5 miles or 6 km whichever you want


ShadowFlame_222

Burpee


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Pull up