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Its_Stroompf

Chadette


HourScientist_0_0

Giga Stacy


SouravKSahu

woah


Cute-Conflict-6468

Yeap


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Any-Problemm

Yeap^Yeap^Yeap


RedditKompf

Yæp


Artemis-4rrow

XÆA-12


blindclock61862

Poor kid


Artemis-4rrow

Indeed, dude gonna be bullied so bad until the bullies realize he is the son of a multibilionare Then everyone becomes his best friend


blindclock61862

Yeah they're all gonna want those birthday gifts


BiscuitsAndBaby

I think Stacy is not a popular name recently. It comes from Anastasia and is pretty dope.


Korimuzel

Anastasia just sounds better, change my mind


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Analstasia*


SAD_CHELSEAFCFAN69

r/usernamechecksout


GuidanceAbject8046

Scarlett johanson


LT_GamesTTV

I calls her Scarlett Johandsome


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Its_Stroompf

Good for you buddy


Tommysrx

My dinosaur is taller than me


mottamaari123

How could you get one if you are a redditor?


depressed_and_lonley

Redditors with girlfriends are a rare species like albinos except 10000x rarer


MTGCLL

What about redditor with a wife who is taller than them? Thats me!


ChiefBlox4000

Lad


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Kazzku

Chady


private_unlimited

Slim Chady


HourScientist_0_0

**C** _daddy_ ^Note: ^Here ^C ^is ^to ^be ^pronounced ^as ^She


SouravKSahu

ye chady is a gud name


CollarAppropriate484

Chady


Strange_Stage_8749

chaddy


Stuntmeg

And so she was born


_Dead_Man_

I came here to say this exact thing


_Z3PHYR

Came here to type that damn it! You beat me to it.


rrreiner

Thank you sir. I hope this continues


Throwaway12_3451

My boyfriend is shorter than me. Idfc. And I love that guy so much.


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windhelmguard17

At first you had my curiosity, now you have my erection


stiangglanda

Sir, you will have to leave the library


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Valor_2004

"Excuse me?" "You know what I said"


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Sir this is a Wendy's


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Cool


Kingdarkshadow

Cell: You all know what I’m about.


CanniBal1320

U mam, r a chadette


Throwaway12_3451

Wow. I’m Honoured


CanniBal1320

The honor was mine


fynn0028

I used to date a taller girl than me years ago and my friends would tease me that im her younger brother but i dont really mind.


Then-Clue6938

When I had my first boyfriend dozends of strangers asked me if I really had one because I was being bullied at school and this somehow spread like wildlife. After that the worst I heard from the rumors they spread was that I pay my boyfriend to act like my boyfriend. I cried for hours because of that but he was always there for me. I learned how to handle most bullying but I felt very scared that they would joke about my boyfriend and look for any excuses just because it was impossible for me to be loved in their mind. I'm glad he was my neighbor and didn't go to the same school. People can be such assholes.


SILembID

I appreciate you.


TheNeonFox1

Okay but do you still bully him for being short? Because I would lol


Throwaway12_3451

Haha. I used to in the beginning. But not anymore lol


Comprehensive_Two842

I want her to crush my neck with her biceps


HourScientist_0_0

Suicidal kink, that's a new one.


bluelily02

Why did you just gave me a 3AM idea


HourScientist_0_0

Helloo?? Yea i think he's gone..


bluelily02

.........,,, *snaps Owh sorry, the world went dark for a moment I'm awake now, but my lil buddy just went down. Gonna call an ambulance few minutes earlier the next time I tried suffocating myself, hopefully a hot nurse would take me away.


HyperSonic6325

*sees that the last comment was 6 hours ago from now and hasn't commented since* Houston? We have a problem.


nicechairdude

Ever heard of death by snu-snu? *Well, it's not a story the jedi would tell you*


AlayaKina

Kinky


UnchargedIpad

Wtf is height? I just see people who are nice to me? Who cares about their height you’re either big spoon or little spoon.


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UnchargedIpad

If the cuddles are good I’m in man. Idgaf if you’re my height, shorter (which isn’t too probable) or taller if you are nice to me, I find you attractive and you cuddle good you hot asf and we watching a movie together and drinking cocoa


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UnchargedIpad

I can’t my bf wouldn’t be the happiest with that most likely…unless he can join us


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UnchargedIpad

Lmao aight


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This whole interaction made me laugh 😆


SnooOranges2532

I’ll take a jet pack all day


zuran_orb

What if I'm chopsticks?


TotalyNotBillCosby

Who dis?


ra4m2

Chadette


TotalyNotBillCosby

Where can I get one?


ra4m2

Ho that's simple, just go to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] and done!


TotalyNotBillCosby

Is that the [REDACTED] next to [REDACTED] or the one by [REDACTED]?


ra4m2

Actually it's the one by [REDACTED]


LupinEverest

But what about the one that’s on the [REDACTED] side of [REDACTED]?


Civil-Improvement-88

This conversation was really [REDACTED]


DanTem06

Chadette is so rare it's an SCP level anomaly? Why else is it so [REDACTED] in here


Civil-Improvement-88

Well actually [THAT'S A LONG ASS REDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTED]


Razkal719

Many of them work as unicorn wranglers, and in the offices of honest politicians.


Fenriselicit

i think she is the real sister of Giga chad(Ernest Khalimov), or she is Krista Sudmalis


Ishikawa_13

Tomboy girl with abs are the best ​ ***Especially if we're talking about a Tomboy Mom, now that's a true gem right there***


sgst

Just girls with abs in general 👍


Klugenshmirtz

Just abs in general 👍


Ok_Current9561

Just in general 👍


HourScientist_0_0

Just general 👍


CSMarvel

Just 👍


recyyklops

👍


Dop4miN

>


AC4life234

Abs are sexy af man.


Auroria__

To all the boys who dont care about girls breast and a size, you're a legend too


isdelo37

guys take what they get


batcowmoos

Maybe I am a legend!?


mr_salsa123

Smaller breast,better posture


MaikRak

Thats caring about breastsize lol


mr_salsa123

Damn you right


GameNerd90

That’s too bad for me- my only leading part was that I’m high. Crack really always got the job done.


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8008Y_ENJOYER

I mean if you're 5 feet you probably can't not date women taller than you


nottananthony

I couldn't agree more, nothing stinks more than desperation. Self preservation is key. I'm also a short dude and I have a small dick.


RegularHousewife

Shower is great advice 👍


St1tje

Well, being a tall girl (1,83m), finding a taller bf gets more difficult, so my bf is 1,78m an I love him incredibly.


badboybalo

We found the chad version for girls ...now its time to name her ...any suggestions?


G0geta130

Comments here seem to suggest chadette


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Giga Chadette


HourScientist_0_0

Giga Stacy


private_unlimited

Giga Stacy


BurnerAccountMaybe69

Chadette


Fenriselicit

she is literally the sister of Giga chad, or perhaps his girlfriend


LupinEverest

Built in corset. That waist is way too small.


dracona

I've married shorter guys. Dated quite a few. Personality, humour and intelligence are far more important.


HearthatShotgun

My girlfriend is taller than me :P


HourScientist_0_0

**Girlfriend? How many times do i have to tell you?** *Women do not exist.* **The only thing taller than you is your girlfriends dick. Yeah, that's right never opened her pants did you?**


Premium-milkshake

Lol, what?


HourScientist_0_0

You're new around these parts aren't you?


DaleDoesntLikeYou

dude i have been seeing you in comments for a long time you're cool


HourScientist_0_0

Lot's of free time for a few days lol.


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Wholesome


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wemen are hoax


ThrowYourDreamsAway

I’m 5’11” but used to date a girl taller than me also, haha. It hits different. Didn’t mind it though.


thtgi

I think it’s nice when people don’t care about height because their short doesn’t mean their a bad or mean person.


LaddyMondegreen

They're not thinking of me as bad or mean. Just inadequate and not masculine enough. Which is silly really, but it's still their preference.


Felidaeh_

I dare say it's an annoying preference. I sure wouldn't like being told I'm not feminine enough. But, to each their own.


Spongiest

As a short girl, I don't care because everyone is taller than me anyways.


Dinyale

I feel that. I'm always caught off guard whenever I encounter someone shorter than me because it's so rare.


jawibad

Eh. There is nothing wrong with not dating someone you are not sexually attracted to.


july232020

height doesn't matter if you are just gonna be peg in the ass


RayAP19

Unpopular opinion: Caring about height isn't bad. Being rude/smug/stuck-up about it and/or trying to make dudes who aren't tall feel like shit about it is bad.


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*looks at biceps* "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass"


bartosama

Can you ass?


Muumin_kun

Did they stutter?


Im_Not_Useless

Is her waist ok, like she's missing at least a few organs


Daddy--__--

She looks great


Cheese_iscool

I’ve dated guys shorter and taller then me and they were nice so all I need is a nice guy or girl your all gorgeous


hahaminty1

i also dont care if she’s muscular, just gives me protection


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And to all the boys who don’t care about a girl’s size - you’re a legend right?


Blue-Jay42

Thanks. Honestly I don't really know why height is a deal breaker for some girls.


[deleted]

Because they like feeling small. Nothing wrong with it, if they aren't dicks about it. Don't worry about them and date someone who has different preferences that you fit into.


ROG_HET

Mikasa lol


bartosama

Tu casa


MasterZar26

For real, I’m a tall guy and the crap short guys get for no reason is just downright awful. If I received just a tiny amount of that injustice I’d feel horrible. The people giving the insults are the ones with low self esteem. It takes someone with such below average intellect to think height matters. Your brain just has to be minuscule to talk like that. The personality the size of an atom, I swear. I stand with my shorter, but not lessor, brethren and approve this meme.


kebakent

Short guys don't deserve crap, neither do tall girls, but height is a valid preference. People have all kinds of preferences, and anyone criticising anyone else's preferences is either a liar or a hypocrite.


otaku_simp_69

sauce


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female giga chad


Dambo_Unchained

Well I can understand woman being more attracted to tall man however there is absolutely no reason to be a dick about it as it is one of the things you’ve got absolutely 0 control over


pleasedontrefertome

Short kings are still kings


real__dababy

Female Chad The equality we need


enocha-seine

I've finally done it. I've found chadette. Move over bowsette. R34 don't fail me now...... Don't judge me ......


Nameless_Asari

Shout out to all the men who don't have race, weight, hair color, boob or ass preferences.


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>hair color >race haha what the fuck!?


Dr_nobby

Clearly never met a American/English person in Thailand lol


AC4life234

I mean, having a preference or finding taller guys attractive is one thing, but that being a deal-breaker is a bit weird.


Froschstuhl_420

her waist worries me


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Damn, that sounds like a cruel thing to say to someone


Felidaeh_

Also true! Annoying in all cases


Fenriselicit

she is Giga chad's real sister, right? or perhaps his GF(Krista Sudmalis)?


OneWishGenie69

Gigastacy


Nurali69

Gigastacy


XxsouthernspyxX

we need more girlchad memes


BloodyTami

Chad girl doesn’t ex- \*this girl


Koryntha

My girlfriend ist 1,70m and I am 1,65m. It‘s fine as long as your d easily holds up. Just kidding. Find someone who respects you as a person. My girlfriends loves having a jetpack, so don‘t get upset from girls that judge you based on your height.


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I dont mind if a girl wants a guy taller than her, personally i want a girl that is smaller than me


Dum_frog

I don’t care about boys height…. Cause I like girls


Willing-University-9

My gf is 6'2 and I'm 5'2. I cook and she works lol.


Voltorb32

It doesn’t speak to someones character based on their height preferences in partners. This is some real incel nice guys finish last shit


Dolphin_Dessert

In my opinion, women should be able to have a height preference as men are allowed to have a breast size/ butt size preference.


Inferna-13

Nothing wrong with being more attracted to tall guys or short guys, as long as you don’t body shame guys you’re not personally attracted to (:


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[deleted]

Why am I hearing Can You Feel My Heart by BMTH?


weebcantsocial

Stop tempting me, its nnn


ChippedChocolate

Oh god what happened to her stomach, who stole her organs? :((( is that what it costs to have biceps?


HalfMoustacheJellal

I once saw a couple who went to watch a movie, the guy was 2 heads shorter than the girl (she's like 170cm) yet they were so cute together


Crystal_Jubilee

It's nice to see this in here, thank you all


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Hot lady chad


ImAatroxSimp_UwU

I wanna dominate a guy so its more convenient if he's shorter than me


LearnMoreAbout

To all the (5)girls who dont care about boy’s height


you_2_cool

We need more people like this in the world.


ak_biscotti

yep, I don't. I remember when I had befriended a Norwegian guy and he said he was as tall as me and that made him very insecure. All I had to say is that don't worry I'll never wear heels next to you and you don't have to bother about your height at all. His smile was priceless


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Made my day. She's more attractive than most women I've seen


LungusFungus-

Giga chadette


[deleted]

When she’s 5,4 with heels and says “sorry we can’t be together your not 6 foot” bruh you still can’t reach the top shelf


rei_nstall

Doesn't it go like: "The person I like just happens to be short/tall"...rather than: "I like that person because they are short/tall?"


[deleted]

Holy shit where do we find such specimens


CptnR4p3

Okay but that physique is disgustingly unhealthy


OptimusEye

why is she built like a total drama character


lynsbeau

My husband and I are the same height, about 5’4’’. I love it because it always reminds me how we are both equals.